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Hurricane? POP-TARTS Hoarding!
Now I’ve heard everything. Strawberry Pop-Tarts in an emergency.
Many stores in Florida and up the coast have run out of water and toilet paper. The pictures of carriages full to the top with water, eggs, bread, liquor and toilet paper are posted everywhere. But Strawberry Pop-Tarts? Why that flavor? Why not regular snacks like chips, cookies, Twinkies and popped popcorn? I hope y’all who are in the path as of now have supplies and shelter if needed.
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I don't get it either, but then again most people are lazy to cook so they buy frozen stuff..
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Frozen food is generally a sodium-laden mess. Healthy meals are lacking in flavor and amount of food. Pop-Tarts.
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I know what I'll be selling on my ebay tomorrow.. strawberry pop tarts are about to make me rich!
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Important to get enough healthy "fruit"
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this...
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They were up to $19/box plus shipping last night. I haven’t checked yet but tomorrow I’ll look and laugh.
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The reason is in the article.
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Kids react to your reaction during bad times. Don’t let them dwell on danger but teach them how fun it is without lights and how people survive with families in different times.
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Pop Tarts - lol - What are you going to wipe your ass with? - That's where the money is...
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spam, a grill, pork&beans water filters. why these places have not built underground safety is beyond me. greed is one reason.
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I would guess poptarts would be great food to have an emergency - You don't need to cook them.
Just like soup.... You can eat soup cold. We keep a ton of soup on hand "just in case", but we also have sterno too.
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you know that they have bunkers in florida right??? they don't need to be totally underground
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You need electricity to cook poptarts. No one is going to eat them raw; that would suck. |
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No you don't. Not my kind of thing but they are fine out of the box.
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also worthless in a survival situation as if there is no power how long is that going to stay frozen? generators are a bandaid and short sited, using them for a freezer isn't a good idea. any dried foods work and whether they have 'sodium-laden' ingredients in it or not means absolutely nothing when it comes to staying alive now does it?
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Our homes, or at least new ones are made of bricks and concrete. You don't need a bunker and I have never seen one here.
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If I have no power for a week, I can survive without frozen veggies. I don’t think a week without power comes close to staying alive. I’d just run to the supermarket and grab a bag of frozen veggies and ask them to nuke part of it for me. If they can make meals at the coffee and lunch counter, they can nuke my veggies. Hell, I’d visit the local hospital and ask them to nuke my veggies!!
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I’m assuming that PopTarts are pre-cooked and the dough isn’t raw. Toasting them just makes them crispy and warm. Sugar free PopTarts would be a great idea but the carbs would be worse than the sugar. Anything that tastes good is always bad for you! I went to the Dollar Tree today for one thing. Bought eight but the frozen food cases were nearly empty. I’m wondering who bought frozen sliced bologna in case of a storm. The vanilla wafers I’ve bought were almost gone and the no-name soda cans at 6/$1 were gone. I don’t know if they ran out because of the storm or ran out because of Welfare checks and SSI coming in this Tuesday.
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I only toast Pop-Tarts in the winter. Other than that it's always right out of the package.
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