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Icantthinkofaname · 05-22-2020, 02:44 PM

Anyone ever experience ghost knockers? They knock 3 times during the night. If so what did you do about it? Ignore them? Sage? Doing some research and the it seems harmless. I think the last people that lived here was doing weird stuff with candles and not the fun kinky stuff either. Anything you guys/gals have as far as info or advice I am all ears

Mr Pheer · 05-22-2020, 03:22 PM

It was just that little bastard neighborhood teenager ringing my doorbell in the middle of the night and running away

MrBoink · 05-22-2020, 03:23 PM

Shit don't exist my dude.

CurrentlySober · 05-22-2020, 03:33 PM

I believe in ghosts in hotels though. I stayed in this really posh fancy hotel in London once. It was an enormous bed with really soft white sheets, and a fluffy white duvet...

When I woke up in the morning, I discovered that someone had taken a massive shit in the bed, during the night! It was fucking EVERYWHERE !

Now I know that I double locked the door, so no one could have got in, so it had to have been a ghost !

True story!!!

(Although when I tried to book again next year, to see if it happened again, they asked my name and address, but told me they had no vacancies !

Thats proof that they knew I was on to them)

CaptainHowdy · 05-22-2020, 03:41 PM

You are not supossed to drink the hand sanitizer . . .

Icantthinkofaname · 05-22-2020, 04:11 PM

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You are not supossed to drink the hand sanitizer . . .

The reminds me the LCBO lady likes to squirt it on my hands and giggle. Could be the weird way I thank her lol

CaptainHowdy · 05-22-2020, 04:54 PM

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The reminds me the LCBO lady likes to squirt it on my hands and giggle. Could be the weird way I thank her lol

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Icantthinkofaname · 05-22-2020, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I believe in ghosts in hotels though. I stayed in this really posh fancy hotel in London once. It was an enormous bed with really soft white sheets, and a fluffy white duvet...

When I woke up in the morning, I discovered that someone had taken a massive shit in the bed, during the night! It was fucking EVERYWHERE !

Now I know that I double locked the door, so no one could have got in, so it had to have been a ghost !

True story!!!

(Although when I tried to book again next year, to see if it happened again, they asked my name and address, but told me they had no vacancies !

Thats proof that they knew I was on to them)

Seems to me that place has Fart Knockers not Ghost Knockers and it possessed you for a bit lol

Spunky · 05-22-2020, 09:41 PM

Yes I believe the afterlife comes to visit now and then. spirits are always around

RyuLion · 05-22-2020, 10:33 PM

These?

Grapesoda · 05-23-2020, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Icantthinkofaname

Anyone ever experience ghost knockers? They knock 3 times during the night. If so what did you do about it? Ignore them? Sage? Doing some research and the it seems harmless. I think the last people that lived here was doing weird stuff with candles and not the fun kinky stuff either. Anything you guys/gals have as far as info or advice I am all ears

the only power 'ghost' have is what you give them. I tell them to fuck off and take a hike then ignore them..... they go away

newB · 05-23-2020, 07:54 AM

Does this happen when you're on the brink of falling asleep? If I had to guess I would say it was some form of Exploding Head Syndrome (yes, it's a thing).

Icantthinkofaname · 05-23-2020, 08:15 AM

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Does this happen when you're on the brink of falling asleep? If I had to guess I would say it was some form of Exploding Head Syndrome yes, it's a thing[/URL]).

No no nothing like that at all. Its not painful at all. "Exploding head syndrome" seems rather intense though thanks for sharing that lol That would suck.

Its just a regular old knock knock knock. Sounds like knuckles on wood. Not to hard not to soft just like when people knock on wood for good luck or whatever.

I had to take your link out since I need 30 posts to post links and I wanted to replay

The Porn Nerd · 05-23-2020, 09:14 AM

Yes I believe some ghosts can have big boobs. Marilyn Monroe's ghost comes to mind. What knockers!!

Mr Pheer · 05-23-2020, 09:18 AM

newB · 05-23-2020, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Icantthinkofaname

No no nothing like that at all. Its not painful at all. "Exploding head syndrome" seems rather intense though thanks for sharing that lol That would suck.

Its just a regular old knock knock knock. Sounds like knuckles on wood. Not to hard not to soft just like when people knock on wood for good luck or whatever.

I had to take your link out since I need 30 posts to post links and I wanted to replay

Exploding Head Syndrome isn't necessarily painful. I only found out about it because I turned to Google after it happened to me a couple of times. I was on the verge of falling asleep when I heard a loud crash. Loud enough to get me out of bed to investigate but found nothing.

As the wiki page says it's not yet fully understood, but I think there's a good chance it's related to how the body dissipates tension as you fall asleep - it's supposed to happen gradually but every once in awhile you get that whole body jerk. Like that, but with your auditory system, or maybe just a transient stimulation of the auditory nerves.

^^^ Ghost Knockers

Icantthinkofaname · 05-23-2020, 10:02 AM

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Exploding Head Syndrome isn't necessarily painful. I only found out about it because I turned to Google after it happened to me a couple of times. I was on the verge of falling asleep when I heard a loud crash. Loud enough to get me out of bed to investigate but found nothing.

As the wiki page says it's not yet fully understood, but I think there's a good chance it's related to how the body dissipates tension as you fall asleep - it's supposed to happen gradually but every once in awhile you get that whole body jerk. Like that, but with your auditory system, or maybe just a transient stimulation of the auditory nerves.

^^^ Ghost Knockers

I have had the full body jerk thing happen to me before.

CaptainHowdy · 05-23-2020, 10:06 AM

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^^^ Ghost Knockers

How could I've forgot about those primetime puppies??

carolwebb · 05-23-2020, 03:26 PM

Haven't you seen Conjuring. 3 knocks to mock the trinity.

Demons won't let me embed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EHcSDuBQ9A

Look Chang · 05-23-2020, 08:34 PM

I often dream of having sex with a busty ghost and I stain my sheets ...

george MH · 06-02-2020, 03:33 PM

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CaptainHowdy · 06-02-2020, 04:04 PM

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I often dream of having sex with a busty ghost and I stain my sheets ...

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