Do you make good pizza? Would you open a pizza shop? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

BaldBastard · 01-16-2022, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I have watched a lot of pizza making videos and tried a bunch of times but I still can't get the crust right.
I got close yesterday and will try again today.

I wish I was good enough to open a pizza shop.
I always wanted to do that since I was 22.
All dreams can't come true; but that sucks.

Any real pizza makers in the house?

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blackmonsters · 01-16-2022, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

We need to get you in this. Sponsorship opportunity here folks.

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My chance to win that is -94k%.

But I have a reasonable chance to make pizza in my area that people will like.

I just need to go to New City and find a pizza guy that is tired of freezing and get
him to work for me in the south.
Problem with that is, they'd rather fucking freeze to death.

Tube Ace · 01-16-2022, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Yeah, tell me about it.

“the Scottish, who enjoyed frying their chickens rather than boiling or baking them as the English did, may have brought the method with them when they settled the [American] South.”

The surprising origin of fried chicken

blackmonsters · 01-16-2022, 09:10 AM

Damn, look how a pizza thread turns into some shit about race when certain nicks start to post.

blackmonsters · 01-16-2022, 09:13 AM

I'm so happy that I don't care about who made fried chicken first.

brassmonkey · 01-16-2022, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Damn, look how a pizza thread turns into some shit about race when certain nicks start to post.

you surprised brotha?

Tube Ace · 01-16-2022, 09:28 AM

Honestly, the best chicken I ever had was Jamaican jerk chicken in Mexico (actual meal pictured below, with coconut rice).

Ironically, the restaurant is owned by an Asian woman, but with a Jamaican head chef who is often smoking the ganja when I jog by. She was putting her number in my phone when a message popped up about a MILF website. She's on to me now...

Tube Ace · 01-16-2022, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you surprised brotha?

Tell me about it, bruh. As a light-skinned brotha, I get it mostly from my own kind.

brassmonkey · 01-16-2022, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Tell me about it, bruh. As a light-skinned brotha, I get it mostly from my own kind.

he was half right... because they both will kill you. one has more power than the other.

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Honestly, the best chicken I ever had was Jamaican jerk chicken in Mexico (actual meal pictured below, with coconut rice).

Ironically, the restaurant is owned by an Asian woman, but with a Jamaican head chef who is often smoking the ganja when I jog by. She was putting her number in my phone when a message popped up about a MILF website. She's on to me now...

bread with bbq? where da cornbread???

greens?

Tube Ace · 01-16-2022, 11:19 AM

I grew up da durty souf, dawg... I know all about dat cornbread and callard greez, yah heard me?

We gotta change our diets, dawg.

fuzebox · 01-16-2022, 01:54 PM

Lol I didn't click on this thread because I thought it was just another shitty youtube video

I went into a rabbit hole last year with sourdough pizza dough, had some excellent pizzas and a lot of really bad ones. Regular yeasted dough with a no-knead 24 hour fridge rest is my most consistent. I have a pizza oven attached to my pellet grill that gets pretty hot.

blackmonsters · 01-19-2022, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

I'm working on leveling my pizza dough skills up.

I want to open the METRO MANILA VERSION of the restaurant below:

I missed this post the first time, sorry!

But HELL YEAH!
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
My area needs something like this.

It's not here because it's just not as easy as it looks!

brassmonkey · 01-19-2022, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I missed this post the first time, sorry!

But HELL YEAH!
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
My area needs something like this.

It's not here because it's just not as easy as it looks!

people getting in a line to buy burnt fucking crust

blackmonsters · 01-19-2022, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

people getting in a line to buy burnt fucking crust

That's how the brick oven pizzas comes out.
People like the crispy crust.
They don't care about a few burn spots it seems.

brassmonkey · 01-19-2022, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

That's how the brick oven pizzas comes out.
People like the crispy crust.
They don't care about a few burn spots it seems.

it can be done. they just don't care

using wood

cooked on a stone in brick oven

blackmonsters · 01-19-2022, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

it can be done. they just don't care

using wood

cooked on a stone in brick oven

I see the nice pictures; but where is their line of customers on the news?

How crunchy is the bottom?
That's what you ain't understanding.

brassmonkey · 01-19-2022, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I see the nice pictures; but where is their line of customers on the news?

How crunchy is the bottom?
That's what you ain't understanding.

we were talking burnt ass crust. you ever cook a pizza on a stone???

AMDWarrior · 01-19-2022, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I see the nice pictures; but where is their line of customers on the news?

How crunchy is the bottom?
That's what you ain't understanding.

You can't be this dumb

blackmonsters · 01-19-2022, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AMDWarrior

You can't be this dumb

I'm as dumb as you bro, give me a break?

blackmonsters · 01-19-2022, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

we were talking burnt ass crust. you ever cook a pizza on a stone???

We already agreed about burnt crust.

I'm pretty sure his customers can see the burn marks as well.
There has to be a reason why he's doing it that way and it's the customers.
If the customers complained then he could easily cook it less time or turn the flame down.

Go to Brooklyn and tell the dude that's he's fucking up; don't jump on me about it.

blackmonsters · 01-19-2022, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

we were talking burnt ass crust. you ever cook a pizza on a stone???

Go to 14:37 of this video and listen to the crust when he pinches it.
This is just how the Neapolitan pizzas come out.

https://youtu.be/OjsCEJ8CWlg?t=877

brassmonkey · 01-19-2022, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Go to 14:37 of this video and listen to the crust when he pinches it.
This is just how the Neapolitan pizzas come out.

https://youtu.be/OjsCEJ8CWlg?t=877

now is that crust burnt the fuck up??? nope!

pornmasta · 01-20-2022, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I have watched a lot of pizza making videos and tried a bunch of times but I still can't get the crust right.
I got close yesterday and will try again today.

I wish I was good enough to open a pizza shop.
I always wanted to do that since I was 22.
All dreams can't come true; but that sucks.

Any real pizza makers in the house?

Buy one of these robot bread maker...

blackmonsters · 01-20-2022, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

Buy one of these robot bread maker...

I would actually respect that comment if you had your referral ID in an Amazon link.

blackmonsters · 01-20-2022, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

now is that crust burnt the fuck up??? nope!

Your cellphone ain't broke, so make a video of your pizza.
I showed my best.

tfto · 01-20-2022, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

I could really go for that right now.

pornguy · 01-20-2022, 01:29 PM

Mine come out good flavor wise but they FUGLY!

J. Falcon · 01-20-2022, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

Anybody following David Portnoy and his pizza reviews? One bit everybody knows the rules! Pretty good IMO

Those used to be awesome. I was super into them like 2 years ago. They went downhill though after he stared making them about everything except the actual pizza.

escorpio · 01-20-2022, 06:19 PM

The closest I get to homemade pizza is Papa Murphy's. You all shame me.

$5 submissions · 01-20-2022, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

people getting in a line to buy burnt fucking crust

Burnt bits from a wood fired pizza = sign of quality of among artisan pizza aficionados

brassmonkey · 01-20-2022, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Burnt bits from a wood fired pizza = sign of quality of among artisan pizza aficionados

if you like charred bread that's your bag. you like burnt toast?

01-16-2022, 09:10 AM	#54
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01-16-2022, 09:13 AM	#55
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01-16-2022, 09:28 AM	#57
Tube Ace So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: with your dream girl Posts: 4,941	Honestly, the best chicken I ever had was Jamaican jerk chicken in Mexico (actual meal pictured below, with coconut rice). Ironically, the restaurant is owned by an Asian woman, but with a Jamaican head chef who is often smoking the ganja when I jog by. She was putting her number in my phone when a message popped up about a MILF website. She's on to me now...

01-16-2022, 11:19 AM	#60
Tube Ace So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: with your dream girl Posts: 4,941	I grew up da durty souf, dawg... I know all about dat cornbread and callard greez, yah heard me? We gotta change our diets, dawg.

01-16-2022, 01:54 PM	#61
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,011	Lol I didn't click on this thread because I thought it was just another shitty youtube video I went into a rabbit hole last year with sourdough pizza dough, had some excellent pizzas and a lot of really bad ones. Regular yeasted dough with a no-knead 24 hour fridge rest is my most consistent. I have a pizza oven attached to my pellet grill that gets pretty hot.

01-20-2022, 06:19 PM	#79
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,817	The closest I get to homemade pizza is Papa Murphy's. You all shame me.