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08-19-2001, 10:34 PM
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Post your quote:
From a friend, a movie, a tune, a commercial, or your original.... whatever.
My personal fav is, "I ain't got time ta bleed." ~ (Predator) ------------------ SPAM. It's got the smell AND the texture! www.porn-matrix.com [This message has been edited by Xanobyte (edited 08-19-2001).] |
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08-19-2001, 10:53 PM
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My favorite quotes are at http://www.angelfire.com/ks/dreamrealm/quotes.html
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08-19-2001, 11:05 PM
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My favorite quote comes from Oregon's own...Unseenworld
"ass-licking is what separates the men from the kids" I love it!!! |
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08-19-2001, 11:15 PM
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"these go to 11"
"double down" "try to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot" "37" "you are one pathetic loser, no offense" "you're prettier than most girls i've shagged" "get in my belly" "lets welcome Randy Watson" "fuck it all and fucking no regrets" "its over johnny" "hey where are they white women at?" "excuse me while I whip this out" "hey whore" "you're money" "I'm a producer" "he's tiny" "cinderella story" "it's in the hole" "roll em up" I'll have more tomorrow ------------------ join www.jennacash.com the best conversion on the net |
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08-19-2001, 11:16 PM
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oops
3rd one was "try NOT to suck any dick on your way thru the parking lot" also "no time for love dr jones" ------------------ join www.jennacash.com the best conversion on the net |
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08-19-2001, 11:17 PM
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"live and let die"
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08-19-2001, 11:18 PM
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shit don't post drunk
another mistake should be "hey where are the white women at?" ------------------ join www.jennacash.com the best conversion on the net |
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08-19-2001, 11:21 PM
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Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill - blade
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08-19-2001, 11:26 PM
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"excuse me while i whip this out" Blazing Saddles funny as hell
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08-19-2001, 11:30 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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In death, everyone in Project Mayhem, has a name. His name is Robert Paulson"
"His name is Robert Paulson" "His name is Robert Paulson" "His name is Robert Paulson" -Fight Club I can't quote it here, but everyline from GoodFellas ------------------ <A HREF="http://usexfan.com/ebonypink/index.html" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is:  </A>BoneProne Family Member |
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08-20-2001, 01:33 AM
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Gosh, I know so many. Of course there's my classic, "Ass-licking is what separates the men from the boys." However, here are some others:
"Everyone has to believe in something. (slight pause) I believe I'll have another beer." Woody Allen: "I don't want to live forever through my works. I want to live forever through never dying." Woody Allen: "I'm a bisexual because it doubles my chances of having a date on Saturday night." Actor George Sanders' Suicide Note: "Goodbye cruel world. You bored me stiff." Actor John Barrymore's last words when a friend asked him if his fatal condition was difficult: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." ------------------ Check out the new teen/young woman content at Wonders of the Unseen World |
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08-20-2001, 01:41 AM
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My friend think iam weird becasue " I skate on the other side of the ice" steven wright...boston mass.....he is the best
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08-20-2001, 01:41 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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" you had best tighten up the line between your brain and your balls or I will take a giant shit on you!" - full metal jacket
and my all time favorite movie line is from young guns when charlie sheen says simply : " He gone on into the shitter." Or, just saw this one again the other night. Duval in Apocolypse Now : " I love the smell of napalm in the morning." |
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08-20-2001, 02:35 AM
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No woman, No cry! Don't worry about a thing, because every little thing is gonna be allright! Put your dick behind your head! and really like the one exxxotica posted men and child! |
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08-20-2001, 03:19 AM
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"Its a frickin hammer"
"It looks like its my lucky day, I will take The Rapists for 200" "I'll play your game you rogue" Or anything else from Celebrity Jeopardy. |
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08-20-2001, 08:50 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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"Yer gonna end up livin' on a steady diet of government cheese and livin' in a van down by the river!"
~ The Immortal Chris Farley ------------------ SPAM. It's got the smell AND the texture! www.porn-matrix.com |
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08-20-2001, 09:06 AM
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"what do you mean they cut the power? They're fucking animals" Aliens 2
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08-20-2001, 02:57 PM
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"What's the score here? What's next?" Anything from Fear and Loathing usually fits right into life :-) ------------------ Dynamic Hosting - Dedicated Server Deals ICQ: 15898919 Cell: 301-467-6149 |
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08-20-2001, 05:44 PM
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Will code for food...
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"you've got mail!"
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08-20-2001, 06:25 PM
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Most of my favorite quotes come from Jack Handey:
"I'd like to see a guy tap-dancing so fast his legs actually broke, because it would finally establish a "tap barrier", and we could move on from there." "I hope after I die people will say of me "that guy sure owed me a lot of money."" "One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes." "Probably the saddest thing you will ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend." "The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!" Enchantress |
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08-20-2001, 06:27 PM
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Dam you tail
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08-21-2001, 12:51 AM
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It's bad luck to be superstitious
Nonconformists are all alike |
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08-21-2001, 01:06 AM
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(The fucking easter bunny did this?)
(are there any balls down there? About the biggest pair you ever seen dingle berry) (I swear pete. I didn't come in you) or something along that line! (I don't care if they're dead. As long as they're not too cold) (When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of ya!) ------------------ )O( Osiris Trust me when I say you really need these!! |
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08-21-2001, 01:42 AM
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Ooooh Aliens quote:
"You know Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't seem them fucking each other for a Goddamned percentage." one I like from New Jack City: "I wanna kill you so bad, my dick is hard"! There are so many more... ------------------ tit, A revolution in adult content: EROTICOPY [This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 08-21-2001).] |
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08-21-2001, 03:00 AM
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Any fool can condemn, criticise
and complain. And most do. I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.... |
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08-21-2001, 04:00 AM
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"we won´t stop cause we can´t stop"
- Puff Daddy |
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08-21-2001, 07:38 AM
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How about:
You can cram it with walnuts H. Simpson Definition of a platonic relationship: Where only one of you wants to fuck Lenny Bruce i think |
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08-21-2001, 07:39 AM
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MESS WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST
from the movie hackers SOME MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO ICESKATE UPHILLS! from the movie blade!!! Vegas |
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08-21-2001, 08:59 AM
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mah favortie quote is:
"your born to live, yah live to die, so fuck tha world, and let's get high!" -bunky |
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08-21-2001, 09:01 AM
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IF YOU CANT DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
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08-21-2001, 09:58 AM
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2 more popped in my head this morning:
"Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer." ~H. Simpson  "Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff'll make you a gawd-damned sexual tyrannasaurus! Just like me." ~ Predator (again) ------------------ SPAM. It's got the smell AND the texture! www.porn-matrix.com |
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08-21-2001, 10:05 AM
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"Life is what happens while your making other plans"...John Lennon
"If you chose not to decide you still have made a choice"...RUSH [This message has been edited by SongRider (edited 08-21-2001).] |
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08-21-2001, 11:46 AM
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"...and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee." - Jules
"To be as God one must do as God does." -Hannibal Lector "Our fathers were the models for God." -Tyler Durden I decided to go with all god quotes, just to make it challenging. |
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12-08-2002, 02:02 PM
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Equinox: "Cuz I love 14" black dildos. "
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12-08-2002, 02:05 PM
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"never go to a 9-5 job and like it"
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12-08-2002, 02:13 PM
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12-08-2002, 03:43 PM
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"We can't stop here! This is bat country..."
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12-08-2002, 03:49 PM
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what about an old time favorite..."Here's Johnny" from the shining
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12-08-2002, 03:51 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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if it has tits or wheels, it is going to give you trouble
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12-08-2002, 04:17 PM
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2 of my favorites from 2 great rappers
"zip zero stingy wit dinero"- JayZ (what i say to the bitches who want my money) "I rather live like a man than die like a coward" late great 2pac |
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12-08-2002, 05:22 PM
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"I think the truest evidence that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us yet..." - Calvin & Hobbes
"I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time" - Steven Wright "We're royally screwed now man! Game over man, game over!" - Hudson from Aliens "Remember; Short, Controlled bursts..." - Hicks from Aliens right before all fucking Hell breaks loose
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12-08-2002, 05:27 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: New York.... Not the city... Up north further. Its about a six hour drive to the city from here. I don't like the city much. The air is not as clean, but they do have better strip clubs.
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"It is ridiculous claiming that video games influence children. For instance, if Pac-Man affected kids born in the 80's we should by now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music."
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12-08-2002, 05:37 PM
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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"
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12-08-2002, 05:38 PM
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"lifes a bitch and then you die" also Duval in Apocolypse Now "Charlie dont surf!!"
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12-08-2002, 05:57 PM
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I saw this posted on the board a few days ago so I can't take full credit.
Procratination is like masturbation, it feels good but sooner or later you realize you are fucking yourself  |
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12-08-2002, 05:58 PM
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procrastination is like masturbation, at first its fun but then you realize you're just fucking yourself.
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12-08-2002, 06:00 PM
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I heard that somewhere:
"Life is like a shit sandwitch. The ultimate goal is to acquire enough bread so you don't have to taste the shit." "And I want to conquer the world. Give all the idiots a brand new religion." - Bad Religion "The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death. Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time. Plans that neither come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines." - Pink Floyd
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12-08-2002, 06:06 PM
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Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.
~ jim morrison ~ A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself. ~ jim morrison ~ ~I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD... I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it. ~ jim morrison ~ ~I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between. I want the freedom to try everything. ~ jim morrison ~ |
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12-08-2002, 06:10 PM
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Oh and:
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is Strenght." - 1984 And i saw that on a wall once: "Other than that how was the parade MsKennedy?"
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