Worst driver ever - share you stories - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 10-11-2005, 11:36 PM

Everyone has a horror story.......

Here's mine:

The other day the light turns red and instead of running it the car in front of me stops short. As I'm pulling up behind them they back up a bit. I notice the reverse lights don't go off, so I give plenty of space between us. Sure enough the light goes green, the driver in front of me hits the gas, and the car comes screaming at me in reverse.

How is it that I'm behind them and I can tell what's going up but the idiot behind the wheel can't figure it out.

Okay, share your stories.

punker barbie · 10-11-2005, 11:41 PM

Its pretty annoying when im driving and I have a backseat driver totally critiquing my driving and giving me directions. So when I?m in his car and he is backing out of HIS drive way and totally doesnt take his OWN advice of ALWAYS look behind you when backing out rams my car when there was plenty of room to get out and says Oh shit I didn?t see your car! ARGH!

Scottie Apples · 10-11-2005, 11:49 PM

damn punker hit rochard's mustang hard

ricks · 10-11-2005, 11:51 PM

women are a hazard

DamageX · 10-12-2005, 12:08 AM

I once got a ride with a good friend's mom. 60 years old lady, she's driving a minivan, blabbering about everything and anything and really nothing, not paying attention worth shit to the traffic around her... Comes to a traffic light, keeps going, rolls down her window and sticks out her head and starts bitching out the pedestrians crossing the road on the cross-walk "It's RED you morons, can't you see?!?" She had run the red light and didn't even realize it. I told her to pull over, got out and took a cab.

Rochard · 10-12-2005, 12:09 AM

Here's another one.....

The other day I'm on a stop light behind a white compact car again on Bell Road. There are two lanes turning left. Light turns green, car in front of me does't move. I can see a rather large black woman talking on the cell phone (I trust I don't sound racist). The light turns green twice before I can get into the other lane to turn. I roll down my window and ask if she needs to any assistance (being the nice chap I am).

She says "oh, no, I'm just talking to my sister on the cell phone".

WHAT?

So I say "You understand that people were waiting behind you?". She replies "yeah, they can wait".

I fucking kid you not.

10-12-2005, 12:15 AM

Here is one

There is an empty 3-lane street, totally empty, with a median.

other streets with stopsigns connect to the street

so I am driving, and I see that the guy way ahead of me is at a stop sign in order to turn on the street I'm on.

I get closer, closer, closer, and the guy is still waiting there

I get close enough, and as soon as the guy is able to get in my (2nd) lane late enough to SLOW ME DOWN, he does so...

I mean, the guy was actually there, and saying to himself, I'm gonna wait for that car to come, and I will cut RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM... and I am gonna piss him off today... WHAT WAS HE WAITING FOR???!?!

just thinking about me makes me CRACK!

10-12-2005, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Here's another one.....

The other day I'm on a stop light behind a white compact car again on Bell Road. There are two lanes turning left. Light turns green, car in front of me does't move. I can see a rather large black woman talking on the cell phone (I trust I don't sound racist). The light turns green twice before I can get into the other lane to turn. I roll down my window and ask if she needs to any assistance (being the nice chap I am).

She says "oh, no, I'm just talking to my sister on the cell phone".

WHAT?

So I say "You understand that people were waiting behind you?". She replies "yeah, they can wait".

I fucking kid you not.

10-12-2005, 12:18 AM

ok how about this one... you are at a red light, in the right lane, behind someone else.
and there is 1 car in the left lane.

so light turns green and we all go... and the car in front of me, and the car on the left lane keep EXACT SAME SPEED, one RIGHT in front of me, one RIGHT in front of me... so there is NO way that I can pass either of them... and I'm talking about obeying the speeds in a 30KM zone here

High Quality · 10-12-2005, 12:19 AM

Tons of bad drivers in NY!!!!!!!

10-12-2005, 12:22 AM

I meant 1 right in front of me and 1 right next to me

Rochard · 10-12-2005, 12:29 AM

You know what else cracks me up? When you at a stop light planning on going straight, and next to you is the turn lane. The light for the turn lane goes green and the cars start pulling out. The guy next to you - also going straight - start moving forward thinking he's got a green light.

Fucking idiots.

PenisFace · 10-12-2005, 12:33 AM

I was driving home from the Friday night drag racing with some friends. There's a 4 lane, 2 way road that narrows into a 2 lane 2 way road. So I need to merge into the lane. Now, the traffic was very light, I'm talking light, because it was almost 11 pm. As I'm approaching the "merging point", a van is speeding along in the lane that I need to merge into, coming up beside me. I figure ok, I'll just slow down, let him get by, and then I can merge in. As soon as he gets next to me, he slows and matches my speed. Okay, I'll speed up. Fucker speeds up and stays right next to me. So with about 5 meters to go, we're both doing 80km/h, I mash the brakes and he tries to do the same. Idiot was in a huge, ugly Astro Van. What followed was hilarioty to the extreme. Somehow, he managed to fishtail into the oncoming lane (no traffic mind you), and then overcorrects and fly's across the lane I was trying to merge into, then overcorrects and flies back across the road. Now, I don't know how hard it is to control a low speed wobble, because I've only ever experienced a high-speed one, which I was able to drive out of. This idiot flew back and forth across both lanes for a solid 50 meters before finally spinning out and smacking the curb, smashing one wheel clean off and bending the other one to hell and back. I rolled down my window, slowly drove past him, and threw my Tim Hortons coffee all over the side of his van

reynold · 10-12-2005, 02:57 AM

Oh man that is so scary.

JFK · 10-12-2005, 03:05 AM

I have one, but I am still traumatised by it, so I cant really talk about it. It will bring the nightmares back

KRL · 10-12-2005, 03:12 AM

After you've been driving for over 3 decades I've seen it all. Too many stories to list.

I've seen a couple accidents happen right in front of me and in one saw a guy on a cycle go airborn and another saw two guys get ejected right through the windshield.

Getting in a car and driving is the most dangerous and life threatening thing we all do every day.

The old folks that are on meds, can't see or hear well, and have slow response times scare the living piss out of me. Also the real young guys that go whizzing by at 90 mph and the cycle nuts that go flying with a passenger on the back and no helmets.

Jakke PNG · 10-12-2005, 03:24 AM

I used to drive a cab, and don't get me started on bad driving.. when you drive car as a profession you learn to see who's gonna do stupid shit before they do. Too many idiotic stories to tell, but I have to say that a good 50% of the population doesn't know how to drive. lol.

DamageX · 10-12-2005, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

The old folks that are on meds, can't see or hear well, and have slow response times scare the living piss out of me.

Yeah, those fuckers piss me off too. Death is looking for them at home, and they're out in traffic causing mayhem...

nico-t · 10-12-2005, 05:11 AM

- old farts on the road
- passengers whining how you drive

Libertine · 10-12-2005, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

...the cycle nuts that go flying with a passenger on the back and no helmets.

You don't like the Dutch?

Mefo · 10-12-2005, 05:57 AM

go on the road on any given sunday here and you'll see the most fucked up drivers

Kinky John · 10-12-2005, 06:00 AM

Guy runs a red light - i hit him - he rolls the car - 2 chicks in the back upside down

I get the chicks out quick and roll them over a small hedge nearby to get them away

from the smoking vehicle - 2 weeks later I get a letter from their lawyer - They take

me to court for "Cuts & bruises incurred after I THREW them over a WALL" !!!!

Really makes you wanna help people doesn't it ?!

Stamen · 10-12-2005, 06:01 AM

My girlfriend is asian and a woman, so thats 2 strikes against her, I always tell her that once she gets old I'll revoke her driving privileges for her.

And yah, she's a pretty awful driver, to the point that I won't hop in the car if she's driving.

BT · 10-12-2005, 06:08 AM

haha I had to laugh at that one

Rochard · 10-12-2005, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I have one, but I am still traumatised by it, so I cant really talk about it. It will bring the nightmares back

Yeah, I'm still sorry about that.

JFK · 10-12-2005, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Yeah, I'm still sorry about that.

ROCHARD....................It was a Joke

Manowar · 10-12-2005, 08:49 AM

Never really had much hassle, other than being shunted by a prick on his cell phone

crockett · 10-12-2005, 08:51 AM

umm any day you make it home in one piece after driving with the geriatrics here in Florida is a good day.

Fucksakes · 10-12-2005, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

You know what else cracks me up? When you at a stop light planning on going straight, and next to you is the turn lane. The light for the turn lane goes green and the cars start pulling out. The guy next to you - also going straight - start moving forward thinking he's got a green light.

Fucking idiots.

lol I do this to ppl on purpose, I see they are looking down and i begin to move the car and they start moving too lol.

Fucksakes · 10-12-2005, 09:01 AM

the worst I seen is a guy at a stop light was besides me and he decides he wants to turn right, so he backs up really fast and turns into my lane but not seeing the person behind me, smashes into her and he takes off.. cops show up and there isnt anything he can do cause we didnt get the licence plates #, and the charge for hit and run without anyone being killed is 150$ fine.. cop said thats what insurance is for.

pisses me off when ppl drive below the speed limit in places that seem to damn slow to begin with, ppl that honk at me when the light turns green and I am 1 sec to slow, ppl on the highway that see me coming and they decide they gotta turn into my lane to pass the car in the slow lane and they drive 2mph faster than the guy in the slow lane.

Herb Kornfield · 10-12-2005, 09:05 AM

Me --- I am a horrible driver I am told..... could be that I only drive 1-2 times a month.

Ecksent · 10-12-2005, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

umm any day you make it home in one piece after driving with the geriatrics here in Florida is a good day.

Man I just got back from Florida. I totally understand. We headed out to Daytona Beach since my g/f hadn't ever driven on the beach. Got off I-95 to go past the Speedway and I swear I alomst got in three accidents between there and the beach. All old people!!! Except for the one Asian family on vacation who cut me off just to get to McDonalds.....fucker.

EroticySteve · 10-12-2005, 09:15 AM

Back in college we were chilling on our porch. Some girls waved to us and ran straight into a parked car at about 35 mph. The airbags in their bitch basket saved them from serious injury and they laughed about it as if it were nothing.

They werent' drunk and it was a clear late Summer afternoon.

Apollo · 10-12-2005, 09:32 AM

Watched a woman once pull up to an automated gate at a parking lot, realized she had pulled too far ahead and couldn't reach the control mechanism, put the car in reverse and backed up a bit. She then used the mechanism to raise the gate and then slammed on the gas smashing into the car behind her.

Was the funniest thing I ever saw

media · 10-12-2005, 09:44 AM

Was driving from Oregon to California.. And I noticed that this car was swaying on the road alot... Even almost veering into deisel trucks.

I pulled up next to the car, and it was two idiots with blankets and pillows around them, and the driver was falling asleep.. I honked at them and they didnt do shit..

So I called the state trooper, gave them their rate of speed, the mile marker and waited.. kept following them.. Sure enough two troopers commanded them off the road... I was glad one less tired idiot was on the road..

[CG] · 10-12-2005, 10:52 AM

my mother.. geezon.
I actually saw someone pull off the road till she passed by. She has no idea of left from right. So before she turns (good little catholic woman she is...) she makes the sign of the cross so she knows. Then turns. This guys saw that & his eyes bugged out & he pulled over, I saw he stayed like 2 cars behind afterwards lol!

SilentKnight · 10-12-2005, 11:09 AM

Years ago a buddy and I were northbound on I-75 in a tractor-trailer haulin' 70,000 lbs of metal shavings. We're cruisin' along at highway speed, about 55mph - when a chick five vehicles ahead of us suddenly SLAMS on her brakes and comes to a complete stop in the middle of the interstate.

Why?!?!

Cuz she'd seen a stop sign at the end of a on-ramp that was bent and appeared to be facing the highway itself rather than the end of the on-ramp...and thought it meant for HER to stop!!

Major kudos to my buddy who somehow managed to get the truck on to the shoulder of the highway, tires smokin'...without jackknifing the rig. By the time the truck was stopped, we were at least two car-lengths past the chick's car.

She calmly takes off like nothing happened, continuing on her merry way...oblivious to the potential catastrophe she'd nearly caused behind her.

StudioCash Luke · 10-12-2005, 11:28 AM

Haha, that picture rocks. No pun intended ;)

wdsguy · 10-12-2005, 11:35 AM

RocHard whats the worst that has happened to ya while u were on your bike?

EroticySteve · 10-12-2005, 11:50 AM

Yeah I ride a hog, and people scare me with their comatose driving.

Reminds me of a time in High School. On the way to a Soccer Tourney. Two cars of friends of ours were driving down the GSP in NJ. Ahead in the road was a deer. Cars were swerving around it. It must have been just killed.

The driver, Rob, had no intention of swerving. Others in the car said. "dude, your'e about to drive over a huge deer, steer around it."

The kid is from Italy and speaks and understands perfect English and calmly says back. "It is okay he will move."

Oblivious to the fact the deer is dead, he honks his horn, as he approaches it at 60 mph he turns white as he's about to hit it.

BOOOM everyone in the car flys up as the car nearly flips. It was a small car, a Fiat. The car who's steering and suspension are now in pieces skids to the center of the highway.

We get out of the car lucky to be alive and just walk away from Rob.

ModelPerfect · 10-12-2005, 12:27 PM

My sister's mustang:

After hitting a tree, flying up 3 more trees, sailing 60 feet, flipping 3-4 times and bursting into flames, she sprained her finger.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-12-2005, 12:45 PM

i was trying to hook up a wireless router one time and the driver wouldn't install , so i had to call up the support center and have them give me the url to a new better driver, but it didnt work either , so i smashed it against the wall and bought 50 ft of cord instead.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-12-2005, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

Yeah I ride a hog, and people scare me with their comatose driving.

Reminds me of a time in High School. On the way to a Soccer Tourney. Two cars of friends of ours were driving down the GSP in NJ. Ahead in the road was a deer. Cars were swerving around it. It must have been just killed.

The driver, Rob, had no intention of swerving. Others in the car said. "dude, your'e about to drive over a huge deer, steer around it."

The kid is from Italy and speaks and understands perfect English and calmly says back. "It is okay he will move."

Oblivious to the fact the deer is dead, he honks his horn, as he approaches it at 60 mph he turns white as he's about to hit it.

BOOOM everyone in the car flys up as the car nearly flips. It was a small car, a Fiat. The car who's steering and suspension are now in pieces skids to the center of the highway.

We get out of the car lucky to be alive and just walk away from Rob.

wtf ? did he think the deer was sleeping on the road ?

Platinum Red · 10-12-2005, 12:52 PM

ok here is one that happened to me about 2 years ago still can not belive it happened...

I was going through a shopping mall and there is median on eather side of a two lane two way streach. (speed bumps all along the way) I am in a car.. and I see up a bit there is a rav4 stoped on a speed bump I did not think much of it I pull up behind (cause i can not see around it) and wait a min. the thing does not move! so I honk the horn and wait ... still does not move .. can not go around it case of the median and the hight of the rav4.... so I honk agian the thing is just stoped no 4 ways no parking lights just brake lights.

just as i deside to atemped to go around.... this large black woman gets out and starts yelling at me!!! I am like WTF I say hey there is a HUGE parking lot here why are you stoped in such a hard spot for everyone to get around with no hazards on?

She keeps yelling and waving and freaking out .. I roll up my window and go around just as i pass her back bumper she Fucken opens her door right into my fender.....

then tells me that i have to fix her car and it is my fault i ran into her!!!!!! at this point i am starting to get out of car and i pick up my phone and say "you are on the outside of your car, you open your door into my car and think i am at fault wait let me call the police i need a new paint job. Or maybe you want to get back in that tin can you are driving and leave before i really get mad"

by the time i open the flip on my phone she is gone!

wdsguy · 10-12-2005, 12:54 PM

Why do black women always like to yell about stupid shit even when they are at fault.

pushpills · 10-12-2005, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

You know what else cracks me up? When you at a stop light planning on going straight, and next to you is the turn lane. The light for the turn lane goes green and the cars start pulling out. The guy next to you - also going straight - start moving forward thinking he's got a green light.

Fucking idiots.

AHAHAHAHA I know! Its as if they've never driven before!

lagwagon · 10-12-2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

You know what else cracks me up? When you at a stop light planning on going straight, and next to you is the turn lane. The light for the turn lane goes green and the cars start pulling out. The guy next to you - also going straight - start moving forward thinking he's got a green light.

Fucking idiots.

HAHA I did this when I was in high school 10 years ago. LOL Im a big penis face.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-12-2005, 01:10 PM

Ever been in a car in Boston?

CDSmith · 10-12-2005, 01:11 PM

A picture is worth a thousand words on this thread....

EroticySteve · 10-12-2005, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

wtf ? did he think the deer was sleeping on the road ?

Yeah he was and still is a moron. A bright kid, booksmart wise. Common sense or any type of rational thinking ability. NO.

Yeah he thought it was sleeping.

To this day he believes it was sleeping and he was the one that killed it.

Hit Fiat was nearly destroyed and people nearly killed.

They need a common sense class in high school.

10-11-2005, 11:36 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,396	Worst driver ever - share you stories Everyone has a horror story....... Here's mine: The other day the light turns red and instead of running it the car in front of me stops short. As I'm pulling up behind them they back up a bit. I notice the reverse lights don't go off, so I give plenty of space between us. Sure enough the light goes green, the driver in front of me hits the gas, and the car comes screaming at me in reverse. How is it that I'm behind them and I can tell what's going up but the idiot behind the wheel can't figure it out. Okay, share your stories. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

10-11-2005, 11:41 PM	#2
punker barbie Meow Meow!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 10,226	Its pretty annoying when im driving and I have a backseat driver totally critiquing my driving and giving me directions. So when I?m in his car and he is backing out of HIS drive way and totally doesnt take his OWN advice of ALWAYS look behind you when backing out rams my car when there was plenty of room to get out and says Oh shit I didn?t see your car! ARGH! __________________ Chaturbate Affiliate Support: [email protected]

10-11-2005, 11:49 PM	#3
Scottie Apples Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Phoenix Posts: 463	damn punker hit rochard's mustang hard __________________ Scott - [email protected] ICQ# 254538944 http://www.applecash.com

10-12-2005, 12:08 AM	#5
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	I once got a ride with a good friend's mom. 60 years old lady, she's driving a minivan, blabbering about everything and anything and really nothing, not paying attention worth shit to the traffic around her... Comes to a traffic light, keeps going, rolls down her window and sticks out her head and starts bitching out the pedestrians crossing the road on the cross-walk "It's RED you morons, can't you see?!?" She had run the red light and didn't even realize it. I told her to pull over, got out and took a cab. __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

10-12-2005, 12:09 AM	#6
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,396	Here's another one..... The other day I'm on a stop light behind a white compact car again on Bell Road. There are two lanes turning left. Light turns green, car in front of me does't move. I can see a rather large black woman talking on the cell phone (I trust I don't sound racist). The light turns green twice before I can get into the other lane to turn. I roll down my window and ask if she needs to any assistance (being the nice chap I am). She says "oh, no, I'm just talking to my sister on the cell phone". WHAT? So I say "You understand that people were waiting behind you?". She replies "yeah, they can wait". I fucking kid you not. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

10-11-2005, 11:51 PM	#4
ricks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 924	women are a hazard

10-12-2005, 12:15 AM	#7
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Here is one There is an empty 3-lane street, totally empty, with a median. other streets with stopsigns connect to the street so I am driving, and I see that the guy way ahead of me is at a stop sign in order to turn on the street I'm on. I get closer, closer, closer, and the guy is still waiting there I get close enough, and as soon as the guy is able to get in my (2nd) lane late enough to SLOW ME DOWN, he does so... I mean, the guy was actually there, and saying to himself, I'm gonna wait for that car to come, and I will cut RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM... and I am gonna piss him off today... WHAT WAS HE WAITING FOR???!?! just thinking about me makes me CRACK!

10-12-2005, 12:18 AM	#9
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	ok how about this one... you are at a red light, in the right lane, behind someone else. and there is 1 car in the left lane. so light turns green and we all go... and the car in front of me, and the car on the left lane keep EXACT SAME SPEED, one RIGHT in front of me, one RIGHT in front of me... so there is NO way that I can pass either of them... and I'm talking about obeying the speeds in a 30KM zone here

10-12-2005, 12:19 AM	#10
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	Tons of bad drivers in NY!!!!!!! __________________ RecurCash.com - Averaging $38/sale with 60% revshare in the first 4 months alone! Convert your TEEN traffic today @ better than 1:500 guaranteed. ICQ me: 18287590!

10-12-2005, 12:22 AM	#11
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	I meant 1 right in front of me and 1 right next to me

10-12-2005, 12:29 AM	#12
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,396	You know what else cracks me up? When you at a stop light planning on going straight, and next to you is the turn lane. The light for the turn lane goes green and the cars start pulling out. The guy next to you - also going straight - start moving forward thinking he's got a green light. Fucking idiots. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

10-12-2005, 12:33 AM	#13
PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	I was driving home from the Friday night drag racing with some friends. There's a 4 lane, 2 way road that narrows into a 2 lane 2 way road. So I need to merge into the lane. Now, the traffic was very light, I'm talking light, because it was almost 11 pm. As I'm approaching the "merging point", a van is speeding along in the lane that I need to merge into, coming up beside me. I figure ok, I'll just slow down, let him get by, and then I can merge in. As soon as he gets next to me, he slows and matches my speed. Okay, I'll speed up. Fucker speeds up and stays right next to me. So with about 5 meters to go, we're both doing 80km/h, I mash the brakes and he tries to do the same. Idiot was in a huge, ugly Astro Van. What followed was hilarioty to the extreme. Somehow, he managed to fishtail into the oncoming lane (no traffic mind you), and then overcorrects and fly's across the lane I was trying to merge into, then overcorrects and flies back across the road. Now, I don't know how hard it is to control a low speed wobble, because I've only ever experienced a high-speed one, which I was able to drive out of. This idiot flew back and forth across both lanes for a solid 50 meters before finally spinning out and smacking the curb, smashing one wheel clean off and bending the other one to hell and back. I rolled down my window, slowly drove past him, and threw my Tim Hortons coffee all over the side of his van __________________ Need custom blog posts or articles? Hit me up: Blog And Article Writer Yes, I can do any kind of custom orders, too! ICQ: 641204000 Last edited by PenisFace; 10-12-2005 at 12:34 AM..

10-12-2005, 02:57 AM	#14
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Oh man that is so scary.

10-12-2005, 03:05 AM	#15
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	I have one, but I am still traumatised by it, so I cant really talk about it. It will bring the nightmares back __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

10-12-2005, 03:12 AM	#16
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	After you've been driving for over 3 decades I've seen it all. Too many stories to list. I've seen a couple accidents happen right in front of me and in one saw a guy on a cycle go airborn and another saw two guys get ejected right through the windshield. Getting in a car and driving is the most dangerous and life threatening thing we all do every day. The old folks that are on meds, can't see or hear well, and have slow response times scare the living piss out of me. Also the real young guys that go whizzing by at 90 mph and the cycle nuts that go flying with a passenger on the back and no helmets. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

10-12-2005, 03:24 AM	#17
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I used to drive a cab, and don't get me started on bad driving.. when you drive car as a profession you learn to see who's gonna do stupid shit before they do. Too many idiotic stories to tell, but I have to say that a good 50% of the population doesn't know how to drive. lol. __________________ ..and I'm off.

10-12-2005, 05:11 AM	#19
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	- old farts on the road - passengers whining how you drive

10-12-2005, 05:57 AM	#21
Mefo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 6,169	go on the road on any given sunday here and you'll see the most fucked up drivers __________________

10-12-2005, 06:00 AM	#22
Kinky John Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 655	Guy runs a red light - i hit him - he rolls the car - 2 chicks in the back upside down I get the chicks out quick and roll them over a small hedge nearby to get them away from the smoking vehicle - 2 weeks later I get a letter from their lawyer - They take me to court for "Cuts & bruises incurred after I THREW them over a WALL" !!!! Really makes you wanna help people doesn't it ?! __________________ Exclusive Ama H/C & Microniches \| CCBill \| Verotel \| Affiliate Blog \|

10-12-2005, 06:01 AM	#23
Stamen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Vegas Posts: 698	My girlfriend is asian and a woman, so thats 2 strikes against her, I always tell her that once she gets old I'll revoke her driving privileges for her. And yah, she's a pretty awful driver, to the point that I won't hop in the car if she's driving. __________________ Show me the pistil porn!

10-12-2005, 06:08 AM	#24
BT Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ft liquordale FL Posts: 6,481	haha I had to laugh at that one __________________ IS Prime Hosting Bald Head Shine "BT" The American Dream, baby! " THE HOST WITH THE MOST!" My ICQ 122994792

10-12-2005, 08:49 AM	#27
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Never really had much hassle, other than being shunted by a prick on his cell phone

10-12-2005, 08:51 AM	#28
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	umm any day you make it home in one piece after driving with the geriatrics here in Florida is a good day. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

10-12-2005, 09:01 AM	#30
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	the worst I seen is a guy at a stop light was besides me and he decides he wants to turn right, so he backs up really fast and turns into my lane but not seeing the person behind me, smashes into her and he takes off.. cops show up and there isnt anything he can do cause we didnt get the licence plates #, and the charge for hit and run without anyone being killed is 150$ fine.. cop said thats what insurance is for. pisses me off when ppl drive below the speed limit in places that seem to damn slow to begin with, ppl that honk at me when the light turns green and I am 1 sec to slow, ppl on the highway that see me coming and they decide they gotta turn into my lane to pass the car in the slow lane and they drive 2mph faster than the guy in the slow lane.

10-12-2005, 09:05 AM	#31
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Me --- I am a horrible driver I am told..... could be that I only drive 1-2 times a month.

10-12-2005, 09:15 AM	#33
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	Back in college we were chilling on our porch. Some girls waved to us and ran straight into a parked car at about 35 mph. The airbags in their bitch basket saved them from serious injury and they laughed about it as if it were nothing. They werent' drunk and it was a clear late Summer afternoon. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

10-12-2005, 09:32 AM	#34
Apollo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 433	Watched a woman once pull up to an automated gate at a parking lot, realized she had pulled too far ahead and couldn't reach the control mechanism, put the car in reverse and backed up a bit. She then used the mechanism to raise the gate and then slammed on the gas smashing into the car behind her. Was the funniest thing I ever saw __________________ ----------- Free automated way to rotate sponsor gallery thumbnails on your sites TgpWizards - Free TGP Gallery submission system Last edited by Apollo; 10-12-2005 at 09:34 AM.. Reason: grammar

10-12-2005, 09:44 AM	#35
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,851	Was driving from Oregon to California.. And I noticed that this car was swaying on the road alot... Even almost veering into deisel trucks. I pulled up next to the car, and it was two idiots with blankets and pillows around them, and the driver was falling asleep.. I honked at them and they didnt do shit.. So I called the state trooper, gave them their rate of speed, the mile marker and waited.. kept following them.. Sure enough two troopers commanded them off the road... I was glad one less tired idiot was on the road.. __________________ I'm here for the violence!

10-12-2005, 10:52 AM	#36
[CG] Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 306	my mother.. geezon. I actually saw someone pull off the road till she passed by. She has no idea of left from right. So before she turns (good little catholic woman she is...) she makes the sign of the cross so she knows. Then turns. This guys saw that & his eyes bugged out & he pulled over, I saw he stayed like 2 cars behind afterwards lol! __________________ Jeff Brown

10-12-2005, 11:09 AM	#37
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Years ago a buddy and I were northbound on I-75 in a tractor-trailer haulin' 70,000 lbs of metal shavings. We're cruisin' along at highway speed, about 55mph - when a chick five vehicles ahead of us suddenly SLAMS on her brakes and comes to a complete stop in the middle of the interstate. Why?!?! Cuz she'd seen a stop sign at the end of a on-ramp that was bent and appeared to be facing the highway itself rather than the end of the on-ramp...and thought it meant for HER to stop!! Major kudos to my buddy who somehow managed to get the truck on to the shoulder of the highway, tires smokin'...without jackknifing the rig. By the time the truck was stopped, we were at least two car-lengths past the chick's car. She calmly takes off like nothing happened, continuing on her merry way...oblivious to the potential catastrophe she'd nearly caused behind her.

10-12-2005, 11:28 AM	#38
StudioCash Luke Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: United States www.StudioCash.com www.StudioCash.com www.StudioCash.com www.StudioCash.com www.StudioCash.com www.StudioCash.com Posts: 446	Haha, that picture rocks. No pun intended ;) __________________ > STUDIOCASH IS HERE < VIEW EACH STUDIOCASH SITE:XGAPE XCRIB XLEZ Luke Rasmusen - StudioCash Affiliate Manager - support[at]studiocash.com

10-12-2005, 11:35 AM	#39
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	RocHard whats the worst that has happened to ya while u were on your bike?

10-12-2005, 11:50 AM	#40
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	Yeah I ride a hog, and people scare me with their comatose driving. Reminds me of a time in High School. On the way to a Soccer Tourney. Two cars of friends of ours were driving down the GSP in NJ. Ahead in the road was a deer. Cars were swerving around it. It must have been just killed. The driver, Rob, had no intention of swerving. Others in the car said. "dude, your'e about to drive over a huge deer, steer around it." The kid is from Italy and speaks and understands perfect English and calmly says back. "It is okay he will move." Oblivious to the fact the deer is dead, he honks his horn, as he approaches it at 60 mph he turns white as he's about to hit it. BOOOM everyone in the car flys up as the car nearly flips. It was a small car, a Fiat. The car who's steering and suspension are now in pieces skids to the center of the highway. We get out of the car lucky to be alive and just walk away from Rob. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

10-12-2005, 12:27 PM	#41
ModelPerfect Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,862	My sister's mustang: After hitting a tree, flying up 3 more trees, sailing 60 feet, flipping 3-4 times and bursting into flames, she sprained her finger. __________________ Logan modelperfect [at] gmail.com http://www.modelperfect.com (Proudly hosted at www.webair.com )

10-12-2005, 12:45 PM	#42
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	i was trying to hook up a wireless router one time and the driver wouldn't install , so i had to call up the support center and have them give me the url to a new better driver, but it didnt work either , so i smashed it against the wall and bought 50 ft of cord instead. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com