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12-23-2005, 05:55 AM
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I should start a GFY version of "Punked."
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"[04:20] AaronM: Is that hot blond available still? [04:21] YAron: Yes [04:21] AaronM: The skinny one with small tits and totally shaved. She's hot. [04:21] YAron: Yes she ia available [04:21] AaronM: Is she a good cook? [04:22] YAron: cook? What do you mean? [04:22] AaronM: I mean if I am getting a mail order bride, I would like to know if she can cook. [04:23] YAron: be onest I really do not know. But I can find out right now! I can call her! [04:24] AaronM: Do you know if she is a good fuck or not? She looks like she would be wild in bed. [04:26] YAron: looks like but who knows. I never had sex with her! [04:28] YAron: listen do u wanna order her? [04:28] AaronM: Well, I gotta tell you that I am very new to this sort of thing. In fact, it's my first time ever looking for a woman outside of the US but I hear they are dedicated, loyal, and love sex. Maybe I am going about this all wrong? What should I know about mail order brides? Is this really legal or what? And not that I am cheap but I don't have any clue what sort of financial figures we are talking about to get her here. What do I need to know? I appreciate your help with this. Thank you. [04:30] AaronM: And yes, I am very interested in discussing ordering her. [04:31] AaronM: Hello? [04:31] YAron: wait a minute ok? [04:31] AaronM: ok [04:32] YAron: U wanna bring her to US? [04:33] AaronM: Isn't that how this usually works? Or do I go there? [04:35] YAron: U r talking about mail order bride? U wanna married her? [04:35] YAron: am I wrong? [04:35] AaronM: I would want to meet her first, of course. [04:36] YAron: listen! I think u sould come! first! She has never seen u before [04:37] AaronM: Does that usually matter? [04:38] YAron: if u r talking about wedding? Yes [04:38] AaronM: And what if I just want to fuck her for a few months? Kinda like lease with the option to buy? [04:41] AaronM: I have a friend who is interested in the same sort of deal with the other girl. [04:41] YAron: fuck her for a few month? [04:43] AaronM: Am I not understanding you correctly? Is she not a hooker who's looking for somebody to bring her to the US? [04:44] YAron: We're not in a pimp business [04:45] AaronM: So people usually just marry these girls without having any time to test drive them first? [04:46] YAron: we r photographers we r not selling the girls [04:46] AaronM: What? [04:46] AaronM: The thing said to message you if I wanted to order the girl. [04:47] YAron: order the custom sets photo or videos [04:47] AaronM: No shit? [04:48] AaronM: Why would people want videos or pics instead of the girls themselves? That seems silly. You can't really fuck the pictures or videos. A real doll would be a better investment for that. [04:49] AaronM: I guess i misunderstood. Sorry to waste your time like this. [04:49] AaronM:  [04:51] YAron: no problem [04:52] AaronM: One more question...... [04:52] YAron: yeappp! [04:52] AaronM: Can she properly shoe a horse? [04:52] YAron: listen to" Now, I must give credit where credit is due...... "[04:45] Tat2jr: ask if she can shoe a horse.... it's very important." |
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12-23-2005, 05:58 AM
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 If I'm gonna order a bride thru the mail, I need her to tend to the farming duties... If she can't shoe a horse, then she's no good to me!
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12-23-2005, 06:00 AM
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I know how it is living up there in Orygon!
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12-23-2005, 06:05 AM
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Please register ALL the dimensions of flattery in this...
This is the OPPOSITE of you:  Merry xmas, lover --  2hp
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12-23-2005, 06:14 AM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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haha picking on the ppl that don't understand english well.. oh man I done my share.
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12-23-2005, 06:31 AM
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funny!
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12-23-2005, 06:34 AM
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You are the GFY version of Humpty Dumpty
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12-23-2005, 06:34 AM
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now thats funny
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12-23-2005, 09:57 AM
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lol Got a pic of this bride?
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12-23-2005, 10:10 AM
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So fucking funnny I spit out my coffee over the shoe a horse question
lol
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12-23-2005, 11:03 AM
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OMG that could be a really fun idea
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12-23-2005, 11:52 AM
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served by santa - now that's punked!
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You would be the PERFECT person for a GFY version of punked.
After Atlanta with you and Vanilla, which still brings tears of laughter to my eyes, I would very much enjoy your show, Punked GFY Style!
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12-23-2005, 12:24 PM
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Fat mexican?? I did not know you were over weight!
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Red Blue it's always red or was it blue? I can't remember! 
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How could you ever forget that! That was one of the best times ever I have had at a show. You two had me rolling. You missed our breakfast this past show! Next show we will have to continue the room service breakfast call. That poor room service guy didn't know what to do!
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I'm laughing in tears here... Now I DEMAND a GFY Punk'ed version hosted by nobody else than AaronM himself, that would be THE addition to GFY - maybe Team up with Ambush Interview - first punk 'em then give 'em the Ambush That was some funny shit to read. Happy holidays guys
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He seems to be a friendly guy though.
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