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CaptainHowdy · 12-24-2005, 03:33 PM

101 ! !!!

Evil1 · 12-24-2005, 03:34 PM

2 rental cars, one casino parking lot, 1 round of demo derby, and hopefully enough left over for bail

Vitasoy · 12-24-2005, 03:40 PM

Put it all on the colts winning the super bowl

Marshal · 12-24-2005, 03:47 PM

#104 for me...

inthedark · 12-24-2005, 03:52 PM

try to get a guy who just lost a grand to let me spend the night with his wife...I never did believe it would take a million :-)

Doctor Dre · 12-24-2005, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

I would use that monty to get a VERY VERY well made George Bush face put on me, one that would look EXACTLY like him. I would also use the money to buy a type of suit he would wear with the USA flag pin on it. I would also hire a bodyguard or 2 for the day to make my George Bush status look real.

I would then walk around all the casinos and laugh at the people who lose money, and tell them how if they don't know how to gamble, they are not true american citizens.
I would also make a bunch of terrorist and oil jokes with people who come and go on the strip. I would flick off people so bad, throwing pennies at them, pushing them and running away, drawing things on the sidewalks, and if anybody would try to approach me, my bodyguards would block them.

And finally, I would hire a dirty hooker which I will screw in public, for everyone to see George Bush paying and having sex with a hooker.

All of this would be video taped and later posted on the internet as "Bush Gone Wild".

So basicly all this to prove you're not a homo

NoWhErE · 12-24-2005, 04:53 PM

Buy 1000$ worth of candy bars and dump the whole lot in front of a Jenny Craig.

Just watch the Richtor scale go off the charts! :P

Michael O · 12-24-2005, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I would make a 500 downpayment to have a big ass watch just like yours, spend the other 500 on 2 bottles of Cristal to celebrate my new acqusition, and you, Shaliza and Keyser would be invited................to watch me drink it

and Merry Christmas

Was my pick for the winner until "to watch me drink it

"

NoWhErE · 12-24-2005, 05:02 PM

I'd spend 1000$ on tickets for a Celine Dion concert (say you get about 20 of em'), give them to homeless people and offer to buy them dinner if they go to the show and simultaneously boo Celine throughout the whole show.

Bail on them before they can collect on their meal.

Then say hi to the Devil cause you're going straight to hell if you do something as bad as that :P

Pete-KT · 12-24-2005, 05:02 PM

I would use the Grand to Send a couple tranny Hooker to Juicy's room

NoCarrier · 12-24-2005, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

I would use the Grand to Send a couple tranny Hooker to Juicy's room

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...7&postcount=89

NoWhErE · 12-24-2005, 05:18 PM

Visit every bank you can find in Vegas get change for 1000$ in Pennies.

Be sure they aren't rolled. It should all be loose change.

Hire a few escorts, bring 'em to your hotel room, have your fun.

Leave the "tip" (a few garbage bags filled with 100 000 pennies) by the door. Tell her not to spend it all in one place.

Darkhorse · 12-24-2005, 05:18 PM

I'd spend the 1K on hiring a Bounty hunter to find Osama bin laden the fuck, I'm sure he is working behind the bar at one of those shady casino's in Vegas.

DEA - banned for life · 12-24-2005, 05:21 PM

I would spend 1000 bucks on a a huge glowing neon sign that said "THESE PEOPLE FUCKED ME OUT OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS----> " and then i would stand next to the IBILL Booth at Internext passing out Epoch/Paycom/Epassporte buissness cards!

Lykos · 12-24-2005, 05:22 PM

Whatever u do just try to be as much human as posible in that situation and good will come back to you,merry xmass

DEA - banned for life · 12-24-2005, 05:24 PM

or i would give out 1000 free $1 dollar chips and make a deal that everoyne i gave them to split there winnings with me 50/50 on there $1 bet

Pete-KT · 12-24-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...7&postcount=89

Well dammit

V_RocKs · 12-24-2005, 05:59 PM

Get it changed into $10 bills and have a camera crew from the industry follow me around handing it out to skid row peeps...

Darkhorse · 12-24-2005, 06:06 PM

I'd use the 1K to put some clothes on some homeless guy and get him a rewarding career in the exciting and unpredictable world of Mc'donalds.

JFK · 12-24-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Was my pick for the winner until "to watch me drink it

"

DAYUM...............can I share or sumthin

dissipate · 12-24-2005, 10:53 PM

You know all those mexicans handing out flyers on the sidewalks in vegas for strippers? I'd buy them all beer they promised to go the hell home for ONE day and leave us be.

Probono · 12-24-2005, 11:03 PM

I would use it to rent a male stripper in a pimp suit and send him to do a private show for Elli while Lars takes pictures.

PMdave · 12-24-2005, 11:03 PM

Not funny but most fullfilling: go into the largest toystore around, buy $1000 worth of nice toys and donate them to 5 families who don't have it as good as we have.
If you wanna throw money out of windows atleast do it with money you've worked (pref. hard) for... what's the fun in waisting money you did not do shit for?

Jayvis · 12-24-2005, 11:45 PM

I'd buy $1,000 dollars worth of Xbox 360 BOXES (not the actual 360's mind you) and give them away to random people on the streets and then proclaim it was a direct gift from Bill Gates & Microsoft.

I'd then laugh as news reports would eventually display headlines saying "Microsoft receives hundreds of angry hatemail in an Xbox 360 fake give away."

stevo · 12-25-2005, 12:24 AM

I have a few ideas.

#1) I would rent a Dodge Viper / Hummer / or Ferrari, get the insurance, and fuck em up in the desert.

#2) I would pay anyone to jump into the lake in front of the Belagio, just before or during the water show. Swim out into one of the rings of fountains. Watching the show from there would be pretty bad ass. Or i would dare them to sit/stand on top of one of the fountains to see just exactly how powerful they are...

#3) Most escort services say if you dont like the way the girl looks, you can turn her down at the door at no charge. So i would call up 50 different $50 escorts, and i would have a "Miss Escort" competition where the girls decide the top 20 that actually get paid. With the winning 20 escorts i would first have a few moments behind closed doors and then with the remaining time i would have them all follow me down to the casino, and we'd take over one of the craps tables.

#4 - my favorite) Rent a bus, find 50 starving bumbs, and then find one cheap all you can eat buffet. This would make an interesting scene...

Meorazhar · 12-25-2005, 05:58 AM

My personal dream is to have sex in a balloon, so i guess i would rent one and have a good time.

Hell, it could even bear Epass banner for a publicity!

Another idea is to invest money into something socially useful. For example, i could run a small local advertising campaign to get people to donate money or blood, or maybe just call their friends or parents they haven't talked to for a long time.

Or buy toys and books and send them to an orphanage.

sexysphere · 12-25-2005, 06:21 AM

I would buy all the epassporte team make a lapdance for me ^^ .

JuiceMonkey · 12-25-2005, 06:36 AM

I'd pay for all of anal hobbits hookers and meals,

Michael O · 12-25-2005, 07:58 AM

Lots of good ones

XxXotic · 12-25-2005, 08:05 AM

I'd go buy toys and hand them out to the evacuee kids that came here to Baton Rouge to escape Katrina. www.katrinaskidsproject.org

Chris · 12-25-2005, 09:03 AM

Not going to vegas and have no real funny use for it
but will help pay for tubes for my daugthers ears

Chris

Michael O · 12-25-2005, 12:44 PM

Keep the entries coming for your chance of $1,000

Spunky · 12-25-2005, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

Put it all on the colts winning the super bowl

And watch the Seahawks kick their ass again

Vlad · 12-25-2005, 01:03 PM

I'd buy $900 worth of KY , for the other 100 bucks I'd print big "IBill" logo on each pack , and give it all to gfyers...

RogerV · 12-25-2005, 02:42 PM

Fuck it I would turn the 1k into 1 dollar bills and throw it up in the air in the casino and watch everyone scramble for them..

Infact I have a video doing that i Need to get it from Illcash LOL

Nightwind · 12-25-2005, 02:58 PM

I would buy a hanglider, climb to the highest building and fly all over vegas naked while doing the "helicopter" with my dick. If i happened to spot Van Damme while doing this i would shoot a well placed jizz bomb in his eye and moon him as i fly away in to the sunset victorious.

dissipate · 12-25-2005, 03:01 PM

I would line up as many strippers as physically possible, and stick my fact between thier buttcheeks and go "bpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp"

Cash · 12-25-2005, 03:05 PM

I could donate that amount to Shaliza to see her naked

Shoehorn! · 12-25-2005, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

And the other $500 is to rent the helo right? Would you video it and post it here? This is the sort of thing we are looking for... LOL!

C

Hell yes I would. I'd have someone on the ground video it too.

Cash · 12-25-2005, 03:11 PM

I would kiss you all, just give me that money since I badly need it for my baby ...

Mister B · 12-25-2005, 03:43 PM

What i need to do? do a bump? ok. here is a bump. Anything else you want from me?

Mister B · 12-25-2005, 03:48 PM

Martini?

Chris Mallick · 12-25-2005, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cash

I could donate that amount to Shaliza to see her naked

You better add a few zeros to that number pal...

C

Adult Cash Provider Carl · 12-25-2005, 03:53 PM

i would rent a helicopter fly to the top of the luxur casino and go pyramide jumping. lol

Chris Mallick · 12-25-2005, 03:54 PM

These are great guys! Keep them coming... We will pick a winner tomorrow around 5PM PST...

I hope you all had a great Holiday today...

C

Stewie · 12-25-2005, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

You are a sick fucker. I like it!

I learned from the best.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

Merry Xmas!

Same to you! See you very soon!

devnull · 12-25-2005, 05:15 PM

Keep the $1k and fix ePass's problems.

Stewie · 12-25-2005, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RonC

I would use it for a upgrade from LV to Channel or how about the change fee to expedite a code 59 from europe

Off to the stadium to watch the Cardinals get killed with me little boy

Ron C

BWAHAHAHAHA! We'll make the code 59 insta-pack! Ticket, local map, barf bag and a "My dumb-ass just got 59'd" t-shirt, all in a special "Code 59" travel pouch. Small enough that you could carry a couple on the bus and pack a few in your luggage for long trips.

Oracle Porn · 12-25-2005, 05:18 PM

I'll buy $700 worth of premium hashish and $300 to buy a camera to make you a creative ad promoting epassporte with the huge amount of hashish I bought

dissipate · 12-25-2005, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

I would line up as many strippers as physically possible, and stick my fact between thier buttcheeks and go "bpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp"

Correction: I would line up as many strippers as physically possible, and stick my face between thier buttcheeks and go "bpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp

12-24-2005, 03:33 PM	#101
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12-24-2005, 03:34 PM	#102
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	2 rental cars, one casino parking lot, 1 round of demo derby, and hopefully enough left over for bail __________________

12-24-2005, 03:40 PM	#103
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Put it all on the colts winning the super bowl __________________ [email protected]

12-24-2005, 04:53 PM	#107
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,210	Buy 1000$ worth of candy bars and dump the whole lot in front of a Jenny Craig. Just watch the Richtor scale go off the charts! :P __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

12-24-2005, 05:02 PM	#109
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,210	I'd spend 1000$ on tickets for a Celine Dion concert (say you get about 20 of em'), give them to homeless people and offer to buy them dinner if they go to the show and simultaneously boo Celine throughout the whole show. Bail on them before they can collect on their meal. Then say hi to the Devil cause you're going straight to hell if you do something as bad as that :P __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

12-24-2005, 03:47 PM	#104
Marshal Biz Dev and SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,139	#104 for me...

12-24-2005, 03:52 PM	#105
inthedark Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 48	try to get a guy who just lost a grand to let me spend the night with his wife...I never did believe it would take a million :-)

12-24-2005, 05:02 PM	#110
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	I would use the Grand to Send a couple tranny Hooker to Juicy's room

12-24-2005, 05:18 PM	#112
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,210	Visit every bank you can find in Vegas get change for 1000$ in Pennies. Be sure they aren't rolled. It should all be loose change. Hire a few escorts, bring 'em to your hotel room, have your fun. Leave the "tip" (a few garbage bags filled with 100 000 pennies) by the door. Tell her not to spend it all in one place. __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

12-24-2005, 05:18 PM	#113
Darkhorse Horsing Around Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: AU Posts: 5,861	I'd spend the 1K on hiring a Bounty hunter to find Osama bin laden the fuck, I'm sure he is working behind the bar at one of those shady casino's in Vegas.

12-24-2005, 05:21 PM	#114
DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	I would spend 1000 bucks on a a huge glowing neon sign that said "THESE PEOPLE FUCKED ME OUT OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS----> " and then i would stand next to the IBILL Booth at Internext passing out Epoch/Paycom/Epassporte buissness cards!

12-24-2005, 05:22 PM	#115
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,017	Whatever u do just try to be as much human as posible in that situation and good will come back to you,merry xmass __________________

12-24-2005, 05:24 PM	#116
DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	or i would give out 1000 free $1 dollar chips and make a deal that everoyne i gave them to split there winnings with me 50/50 on there $1 bet

12-24-2005, 05:59 PM	#118
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,391	Get it changed into $10 bills and have a camera crew from the industry follow me around handing it out to skid row peeps...

12-24-2005, 06:06 PM	#119
Darkhorse Horsing Around Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: AU Posts: 5,861	I'd use the 1K to put some clothes on some homeless guy and get him a rewarding career in the exciting and unpredictable world of Mc'donalds.

12-24-2005, 10:53 PM	#121
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	You know all those mexicans handing out flyers on the sidewalks in vegas for strippers? I'd buy them all beer they promised to go the hell home for ONE day and leave us be.

12-24-2005, 11:03 PM	#122
Probono Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Under the Rainbow Posts: 2,731	I would use it to rent a male stripper in a pimp suit and send him to do a private show for Elli while Lars takes pictures.

12-24-2005, 11:03 PM	#123
PMdave Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,517	Not funny but most fullfilling: go into the largest toystore around, buy $1000 worth of nice toys and donate them to 5 families who don't have it as good as we have. If you wanna throw money out of windows atleast do it with money you've worked (pref. hard) for... what's the fun in waisting money you did not do shit for?

12-24-2005, 11:45 PM	#124
Jayvis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 5,427	I'd buy $1,000 dollars worth of Xbox 360 BOXES (not the actual 360's mind you) and give them away to random people on the streets and then proclaim it was a direct gift from Bill Gates & Microsoft. I'd then laugh as news reports would eventually display headlines saying "Microsoft receives hundreds of angry hatemail in an Xbox 360 fake give away."

12-25-2005, 12:24 AM	#125
stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	I have a few ideas. #1) I would rent a Dodge Viper / Hummer / or Ferrari, get the insurance, and fuck em up in the desert. #2) I would pay anyone to jump into the lake in front of the Belagio, just before or during the water show. Swim out into one of the rings of fountains. Watching the show from there would be pretty bad ass. Or i would dare them to sit/stand on top of one of the fountains to see just exactly how powerful they are... #3) Most escort services say if you dont like the way the girl looks, you can turn her down at the door at no charge. So i would call up 50 different $50 escorts, and i would have a "Miss Escort" competition where the girls decide the top 20 that actually get paid. With the winning 20 escorts i would first have a few moments behind closed doors and then with the remaining time i would have them all follow me down to the casino, and we'd take over one of the craps tables. #4 - my favorite) Rent a bus, find 50 starving bumbs, and then find one cheap all you can eat buffet. This would make an interesting scene...

12-25-2005, 05:58 AM	#126
Meorazhar Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: ICQ: 5262689 Posts: 672	My personal dream is to have sex in a balloon, so i guess i would rent one and have a good time. Hell, it could even bear Epass banner for a publicity! Another idea is to invest money into something socially useful. For example, i could run a small local advertising campaign to get people to donate money or blood, or maybe just call their friends or parents they haven't talked to for a long time. Or buy toys and books and send them to an orphanage.

12-25-2005, 06:21 AM	#127
sexysphere Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Everywhere behind you Posts: 769	I would buy all the epassporte team make a lapdance for me ^^ . __________________ PaRaDiGm

12-25-2005, 06:36 AM	#128
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12-25-2005, 07:58 AM	#129
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	Lots of good ones __________________ Truth Teller

12-25-2005, 08:05 AM	#130
XxXotic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Da Swamps Posts: 8,500	I'd go buy toys and hand them out to the evacuee kids that came here to Baton Rouge to escape Katrina. www.katrinaskidsproject.org __________________ Sponsors.. Tired of people not using your shitty RSS Feeds? Let Us Help You! Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013

12-25-2005, 09:03 AM	#131
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	Not going to vegas and have no real funny use for it but will help pay for tubes for my daugthers ears Chris __________________ [email protected]

12-25-2005, 12:44 PM	#132
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	Keep the entries coming for your chance of $1,000 __________________ Truth Teller

12-25-2005, 01:03 PM	#134
Vlad Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gone Posts: 2,864	I'd buy $900 worth of KY , for the other 100 bucks I'd print big "IBill" logo on each pack , and give it all to gfyers...

12-25-2005, 02:42 PM	#135
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	Fuck it I would turn the 1k into 1 dollar bills and throw it up in the air in the casino and watch everyone scramble for them.. Infact I have a video doing that i Need to get it from Illcash LOL

12-25-2005, 02:58 PM	#136
Nightwind Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: ICQ: 303-282-636 Posts: 4,786	I would buy a hanglider, climb to the highest building and fly all over vegas naked while doing the "helicopter" with my dick. If i happened to spot Van Damme while doing this i would shoot a well placed jizz bomb in his eye and moon him as i fly away in to the sunset victorious. __________________

12-25-2005, 03:01 PM	#137
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	I would line up as many strippers as physically possible, and stick my fact between thier buttcheeks and go "bpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp"

12-25-2005, 03:05 PM	#138
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12-25-2005, 03:11 PM	#140
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12-25-2005, 03:43 PM	#141
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12-25-2005, 03:48 PM	#142
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