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punker barbie · 12-25-2005, 05:28 PM

$200 for ice cream
$50 for kiddie size pool

Id have Vanilla and Sunny wrestle inside a kiddie size pool full of ice cream winner gets $750 :P
hehehe

sickbeatz · 12-25-2005, 05:28 PM

Hire a midget to stick his head inside a fat bitches pussy.

sickbeatz · 12-25-2005, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz

Hire a midget to stick his head inside a fat bitches pussy.

by the way, this would be video taped and posted on GFY as well ;)

also have the midget wearing flippers on his feet as well and maybe a snorkel so he can breath properly

nico-t · 12-25-2005, 07:03 PM

break up the $1000 in $1 bills, eat it with some ketchup, go to a roulette tabel and shit it out on red

cool1 · 12-25-2005, 07:10 PM

Could give it to those suicide girls to unexpectedly kick the shit out of each other.

Michael O · 12-26-2005, 03:31 AM

Bump

uno · 12-26-2005, 03:43 AM

Get a very convincing and attractive tranny escort to go on a date with some lucky webmaster. Go the whole 9 with it. Best restaurants, limo rides, etc. Have the tranny start to get grabby and kissy. Before anything goes too far tell the lucky webmaster the secret.

Be sure to tape the entire thing.

uno · 12-26-2005, 03:47 AM

I would spend an extra grand on a troop of oompa loompas to follow me around the whole show, or at least at the parties.

uno · 12-26-2005, 03:50 AM

I could also imagine spending the grand helping a poor, but VERY hardworking and ambitious newbie make it out to a show he could never afford to network, look for work, show off his skills, etc.

uno · 12-26-2005, 03:52 AM

Get a bunch of t-shirts made with a company logo and url and pay homeless people to walk around the strip all day. Maybe bye them each a cheap meal.

bjjb · 12-26-2005, 08:24 AM

I would use to to fly toVegas for internext. I have a full pass but no money to get there. lol

JFK · 12-26-2005, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Bump

Oh No You dont

Basic_man · 12-26-2005, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

loll i love this

Hire a few twinks to stand in front of Ibills booth all day with there cocks swinging in the air

Mouhahahaha. Ibill still goes to the shows and all ?

NoCarrier · 12-26-2005, 10:13 AM

I'd tip 1000$ to the security guard having access to the casino's speakerphones and ask him to give the following announcement everywhere in the casino, at 3am for at least 3 times :

"Attention everyone, this is a special announcement from Chris Mallick. Mr. Mallick is inviting everyone in his room for a free buffet and free drinks. His room number is <Room Number>. I repeat, there is a free buffet and free drinks for everyone in the casino. The first 5 people arriving at his room will also receive a special gift. Thank you, good night".

Chris · 12-26-2005, 10:22 AM

or if you are looking for something funny other than a serious reason for money i guess i could steal the smash the xbox 360 idea and spend 500 on one
go to a large geeky store
smash the shit out of the thing
and then use the other 500 towards the tubes for my daughter ;) hehe

cool1 · 12-26-2005, 10:29 AM

After what happened to me Christmas Day
I will buy $1000 worth of leeches and one razor blade
Iwill dump the leeches in a tub.
then I will go and catch me the crackhead/gangbanger/punk who fucked up my 4x4's steering collum, while he was trying to steal christmas eve.
I will cut tiny little cuts one his body, pecker/balls too with the razor blade.
then I dump him in the tub full of leeches and let them drain his blood.
Just before he loses enough blood, I make him roll around in some salt , then have him get up leeches and all and throw him out the door into the street.
Little prick won't be stealing anymore cars.

Chris Mallick · 12-26-2005, 11:13 AM

We are picking the winner at 5 today, LA time folks... There are a lot of funny and heart warming ideas here... Maybe we will give out a Grand to one in each category.

Keep em' coming....

C

LexiLexxx · 12-26-2005, 11:24 AM

I would walk into a Casino and get 1k worth of 5$ chips and go to the middle of the casino, YELL~ Who want's 1k? Throw them everywhere, have it video taped and watch peeps go insane, then get kicked out of the casino, I bet.....

on a serious note, go look for peeps, that look like they need a 100.00 casino chip give them away!

Halcyon · 12-26-2005, 11:29 AM

plan (and dream) #2

Get 1000 $1 bills.
Dump out all over the freshly made Venetian Bed.
Make sweet, sweet love to tASSy on top of a pile of money.

BONUS: Auction off the soiled bills for Habitat for Humanity.

Michael O · 12-26-2005, 11:39 AM

Keep posting I am getting ready to send in my votes

bjjb · 12-26-2005, 11:44 AM

Tke it and buy a new DV cm and content for our site to make even more money. I know some of thse hottie country chicks would get naked for me for some dough hehe

NickB. · 12-26-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

loll i love this

Hire a few twinks to stand in front of Ibills booth all day with there cocks swinging in the air

OWWWW SHIT! I almost pissed myself.........

bjjb · 12-26-2005, 11:55 AM

Hire a bunch of these country bumpkin babes here and shoot some exclusive content for a new paysite idea I have.

NickB. · 12-26-2005, 11:57 AM

I would walk to a roulette table with someone from EPass and bet the 1000$ on red or black, The waitress who brings us the ordered bottle of champagne will decide the color.

YES I would have it taped as well for posting

Honez · 12-26-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

***Halcyon's $1000 ePassporte ePerfect ePink ePlan***

Budget:
$500 front row seats to Blue Man group.
$70 all black sweat suits for tassy and I.
$30 pink liquid latex.
$100 to pay the cabbie to wait for us near the Luxor exit.
$300 in one dollar bills.

The Plan:
Midway during the show, tASSy and I retreat to the bathroom near the BlueMan theatre.
We paint our faces pink.
We return and walk right pass our seats and get up on stage with the blue men.
We steal the mic and scream, "THE BLUE ERA IS OVER!!! LONG LIVE THE PINK!"

Then we yell "Spread the Pink!" as we run through the casino towards the waiting cab. As we run, we throw fistfulls of dollar bills to create a distraction.

A lifelong dream...realized.

I would donate my $1000 for bail money

NoCarrier · 12-26-2005, 12:27 PM

I would pay Keyser, Shaliza and Chris to skydive with the Flying Elvises over Las Vegas.

But there is only one problem : They have to jump naked from the plane.

Honez · 12-26-2005, 12:31 PM

I would pay models to walk around CES with big signs that read "While you are here seeing all the new electronics, your wives/girlfriends are upstairs in a suite shooting porn"

Halcyon · 12-26-2005, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

I would pay models to walk around CES with big signs that read "While you are here seeing all the new electronics, your wives/girlfriends are upstairs in a suite shooting porn"

HA HA HA!!! GREAT!

Nightwind · 12-26-2005, 12:43 PM

I would find a bunch of hobos and crack whores, buy some colt 45's & hot dogs and throw them all in the cheapest motel in vegas for the best night of their life.

NoCarrier · 12-26-2005, 02:42 PM

I'd buy a promotional display at the Internext (right at the entrance) with the following picture on it :

NoCarrier · 12-26-2005, 02:53 PM

I'd give 1K to the special effect guy working on the images being displayed during Celine Dion's show to display the following image for 5 secs.

Chris · 12-26-2005, 05:32 PM

30 more minutes guys

Chris · 12-26-2005, 05:57 PM

and it's that time!

bjjb · 12-26-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

and it's that time!

If you win will you donate it to some deserving soul?

pornguy · 12-26-2005, 05:59 PM

With 1k??

How about finding some Family that really needs a boost, ( and in vegas there are plenty ), and help them out.

bjjb · 12-26-2005, 05:59 PM

I wont. This ones mine if I win it

Chris · 12-26-2005, 05:59 PM

bjjb - yes

bjjb · 12-26-2005, 05:59 PM

Buy 500 worth of toys and 500 in clothes and donte them to a homeless shelter in Vegas

Easton · 12-26-2005, 06:00 PM

i'd get change for $1000 worth of nickels and toss them off the Stratosphere... it may make the next episode of CSI

Chris · 12-26-2005, 06:31 PM

I guess we still got some time to get some entrys in

warez · 12-26-2005, 06:41 PM

I would hire 10 models and walk with me all day, and pay them 100$ each

It will bring attention

people will look

NoCarrier · 12-26-2005, 06:42 PM

I would give a 1k check for the las vegas recovery center to someone who's about to commit suicide in his car, in a parking lot because he lost his family, his job, his house.. Thanks to his gambling problems.

bjjb · 12-26-2005, 06:44 PM

rent the biggest electonic bill board on the stip and masturbate on cam for the whole town to see

NoCarrier · 12-26-2005, 06:47 PM

I'd rent a bulldozer and destroy the biggest electronic billboard on the strip to make sure we never see bjjb's masturbation session

Alex · 12-26-2005, 06:50 PM

Its past 5pm est.
Who is the winner?

I win right?

quantum-x · 12-26-2005, 06:55 PM

Use it to pay my lawyer to get back my frozen paypal funds :'(

bjjb · 12-26-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

I'd rent a bulldozer and destroy the biggest electronic billboard on the strip to make sure we never see bjjb's masturbation session

Chris Mallick · 12-26-2005, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Its past 5pm est.
Who is the winner?

I win right?

SORRY! I am away and lost track of the time... Winner to be announced soon...

C

Matt Collins · 12-26-2005, 07:45 PM

This has been a fun contest to read. I look forward to hearing who the winner is...

Chris Mallick · 12-26-2005, 07:46 PM

And the winner is.....

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=556814

Thanks everyone for playing.

C

12-25-2005, 05:28 PM	#151
punker barbie Meow Meow!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 10,226	$200 for ice cream $50 for kiddie size pool Id have Vanilla and Sunny wrestle inside a kiddie size pool full of ice cream winner gets $750 :P hehehe __________________ Chaturbate Affiliate Support: [email protected]

12-25-2005, 05:28 PM	#152
sickbeatz The Hustler Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,993	Hire a midget to stick his head inside a fat bitches pussy. __________________ GalleryFeeder.com

12-25-2005, 07:10 PM	#155
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Could give it to those suicide girls to unexpectedly kick the shit out of each other. __________________

12-26-2005, 03:31 AM	#156
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	Bump __________________ Truth Teller

12-26-2005, 03:43 AM	#157
uno RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NYC Area Posts: 18,450	Get a very convincing and attractive tranny escort to go on a date with some lucky webmaster. Go the whole 9 with it. Best restaurants, limo rides, etc. Have the tranny start to get grabby and kissy. Before anything goes too far tell the lucky webmaster the secret. Be sure to tape the entire thing. __________________ -uno icq: 111-914 CrazyBabe.com - porn art MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

12-25-2005, 07:03 PM	#154
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12-26-2005, 03:47 AM	#158
uno RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NYC Area Posts: 18,450	I would spend an extra grand on a troop of oompa loompas to follow me around the whole show, or at least at the parties. __________________ -uno icq: 111-914 CrazyBabe.com - porn art MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

12-26-2005, 03:50 AM	#159
uno RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NYC Area Posts: 18,450	I could also imagine spending the grand helping a poor, but VERY hardworking and ambitious newbie make it out to a show he could never afford to network, look for work, show off his skills, etc. __________________ -uno icq: 111-914 CrazyBabe.com - porn art MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

12-26-2005, 03:52 AM	#160
uno RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NYC Area Posts: 18,450	Get a bunch of t-shirts made with a company logo and url and pay homeless people to walk around the strip all day. Maybe bye them each a cheap meal. __________________ -uno icq: 111-914 CrazyBabe.com - porn art MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

12-26-2005, 08:24 AM	#161
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	I would use to to fly toVegas for internext. I have a full pass but no money to get there. lol

12-26-2005, 10:13 AM	#164
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I'd tip 1000$ to the security guard having access to the casino's speakerphones and ask him to give the following announcement everywhere in the casino, at 3am for at least 3 times : "Attention everyone, this is a special announcement from Chris Mallick. Mr. Mallick is inviting everyone in his room for a free buffet and free drinks. His room number is <Room Number>. I repeat, there is a free buffet and free drinks for everyone in the casino. The first 5 people arriving at his room will also receive a special gift. Thank you, good night". __________________ Last edited by NoCarrier; 12-26-2005 at 10:15 AM..

12-26-2005, 10:22 AM	#165
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	or if you are looking for something funny other than a serious reason for money i guess i could steal the smash the xbox 360 idea and spend 500 on one go to a large geeky store smash the shit out of the thing and then use the other 500 towards the tubes for my daughter ;) hehe __________________ [email protected]

12-26-2005, 10:29 AM	#166
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	After what happened to me Christmas Day I will buy $1000 worth of leeches and one razor blade Iwill dump the leeches in a tub. then I will go and catch me the crackhead/gangbanger/punk who fucked up my 4x4's steering collum, while he was trying to steal christmas eve. I will cut tiny little cuts one his body, pecker/balls too with the razor blade. then I dump him in the tub full of leeches and let them drain his blood. Just before he loses enough blood, I make him roll around in some salt , then have him get up leeches and all and throw him out the door into the street. Little prick won't be stealing anymore cars. __________________

12-26-2005, 11:13 AM	#167
Chris Mallick Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Marina del Rey, CA, USA Posts: 679	We are picking the winner at 5 today, LA time folks... There are a lot of funny and heart warming ideas here... Maybe we will give out a Grand to one in each category. Keep em' coming.... C __________________ Chris Mallick [email protected]

12-26-2005, 11:24 AM	#168
LexiLexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Vegas, Baby!!!! Posts: 2,510	I would walk into a Casino and get 1k worth of 5$ chips and go to the middle of the casino, YELL~ Who want's 1k? Throw them everywhere, have it video taped and watch peeps go insane, then get kicked out of the casino, I bet..... on a serious note, go look for peeps, that look like they need a 100.00 casino chip give them away!

12-26-2005, 11:29 AM	#169
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	plan (and dream) #2 Get 1000 $1 bills. Dump out all over the freshly made Venetian Bed. Make sweet, sweet love to tASSy on top of a pile of money. BONUS: Auction off the soiled bills for Habitat for Humanity. __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-26-2005, 11:39 AM	#170
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	Keep posting I am getting ready to send in my votes __________________ Truth Teller

12-26-2005, 11:44 AM	#171
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Tke it and buy a new DV cm and content for our site to make even more money. I know some of thse hottie country chicks would get naked for me for some dough hehe

12-26-2005, 11:55 AM	#173
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Hire a bunch of these country bumpkin babes here and shoot some exclusive content for a new paysite idea I have.

12-26-2005, 11:57 AM	#174
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	I would walk to a roulette table with someone from EPass and bet the 1000$ on red or black, The waitress who brings us the ordered bottle of champagne will decide the color. YES I would have it taped as well for posting

12-26-2005, 12:27 PM	#176
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I would pay Keyser, Shaliza and Chris to skydive with the Flying Elvises over Las Vegas. But there is only one problem : They have to jump naked from the plane. __________________

12-26-2005, 12:31 PM	#177
Honez Confirmed Brat Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 6,636	I would pay models to walk around CES with big signs that read "While you are here seeing all the new electronics, your wives/girlfriends are upstairs in a suite shooting porn" __________________ Your Paysite Partner Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com Skype - Stressmonkey

12-26-2005, 12:43 PM	#179
Nightwind Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: ICQ: 303-282-636 Posts: 4,786	I would find a bunch of hobos and crack whores, buy some colt 45's & hot dogs and throw them all in the cheapest motel in vegas for the best night of their life. __________________

12-26-2005, 02:42 PM	#180
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I'd buy a promotional display at the Internext (right at the entrance) with the following picture on it : __________________

12-26-2005, 02:53 PM	#181
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I'd give 1K to the special effect guy working on the images being displayed during Celine Dion's show to display the following image for 5 secs. __________________ Last edited by NoCarrier; 12-26-2005 at 02:55 PM..

12-26-2005, 05:32 PM	#182
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	30 more minutes guys __________________ [email protected]

12-26-2005, 05:57 PM	#183
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	and it's that time! __________________ [email protected]

12-26-2005, 05:59 PM	#185
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12-26-2005, 05:59 PM	#186
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	I wont. This ones mine if I win it

12-26-2005, 05:59 PM	#187
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	bjjb - yes __________________ [email protected]

12-26-2005, 05:59 PM	#188
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Buy 500 worth of toys and 500 in clothes and donte them to a homeless shelter in Vegas

12-26-2005, 06:00 PM	#189
Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	i'd get change for $1000 worth of nickels and toss them off the Stratosphere... it may make the next episode of CSI __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.

12-26-2005, 06:31 PM	#190
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	I guess we still got some time to get some entrys in __________________ [email protected]

12-26-2005, 06:41 PM	#191
warez Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 106	I would hire 10 models and walk with me all day, and pay them 100$ each It will bring attention people will look

12-26-2005, 06:42 PM	#192
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I would give a 1k check for the las vegas recovery center to someone who's about to commit suicide in his car, in a parking lot because he lost his family, his job, his house.. Thanks to his gambling problems. __________________