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Doctor Dre · 12-24-2005, 12:38 PM

I'd use that money to pay a part of hiring a hitman... to take care of the ibill people ;)

Yngwie · 12-24-2005, 12:38 PM

not something funny, but seeing as it's xmas, a time to make people happy etc.. I would walk around vegas and find at least 10 homeless people and take them out for something to eat. Not a cheap meal either.. Something that they've probably never had in their lives. I'm sure that something like this would make them feel good and give them some hope..

I would spend the whole $1000 on just that. Everyone deserves something for xmas rich or poor. Only thing is the poor can't really afford it so why not help when you can. It would show them that there are still caring people on this planet.

or maybe take them out for a meal that is not as expensive then ask them what they would love to do that they have not gotten to do in a long time or ever.. So after we eat we would go do that 1 thing that they wanted. As long as it's financially doable that is.

Doctor Dre · 12-24-2005, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

And the other $500 is to rent the helo right? Would you video it and post it here? This is the sort of thing we are looking for... LOL!

C

Ohh you actually gotta use the $1000 to do what you said ? lol

Nvm the above post, I don't wanna get in legal trouble (allthought they can't hire shit probably now)

KingK7 · 12-24-2005, 12:39 PM

Put everything on red.

woj · 12-24-2005, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

Sweet Revenge on Vegas Cabbies

Dressed in a nice business suit, I'll find a long line of cabs outside the casino. So I go up to the very first cab in the front of the line and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?"

He'll say
"Thirty bucks"

Then I'll ask

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

then he'll say "WTF! Get the hell out of my cab!"

Then I'll go to each cab in the line behind the first and ask each the same questions, as they each get pissed and refuse.

So by now all the cabbies I asked will be looking behind them to see the reaction of the driver I ask next.

When I get to last cabbie at the very back of the line, I'll get in and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?" When the cabbie replies with the price, I'll say ok and get in.

Then, as we drive slowly past the long line of cabs who refused me, I'll have a huge smile on my face and give 'em all the big thumbs up Borat style

Deej · 12-24-2005, 12:40 PM

rent a bus, load it up with ibill and a few others and send them off on the "secret covert opp mission" to area 51

pay the driver to not stop at all costs :P

Doctor Dre · 12-24-2005, 12:40 PM

I'd use $500 to buy some xxxsize woman lingerie, then the other $500 to dare the fattest and ugliest webmaster to run half naked with it arround the players ball.

Spunky · 12-24-2005, 12:40 PM

I would buy a bunch of homeless people a nice dinner and donate to the Childrens make a wish society

RogerV · 12-24-2005, 12:41 PM

I would rally up a bunch of random girls and have an epassporte contest.
whoever came up with the most creative idea to do in vegas with a $1000
would win $1000 to carry out her idea

Deej · 12-24-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

not something funny, but seeing as it's xmas, a time to make people happy etc.. I would walk around vegas and find at least 10 homeless people and take them out for something to eat. Not a cheap meal either.. Something that they've probably never had in their lives. I'm sure that something like this would make them feel good and give them some hope..

I would spend the whole $1000 on just that. Everyone deserves something for xmas rich or poor. Only thing is the poor can't really afford it so why not help when you can. It would show them that there are still caring people on this planet.

or maybe take them out for a meal that is not as expensive then ask them what they would love to do that they have not gotten to do in a long time or ever.. So after we eat we would go do that 1 thing that they wanted. As long as it's financially doable that is.

with all seriousness intact....thats a great one...

NoCarrier · 12-24-2005, 12:42 PM

I would play the 1000$ at a 1$ Blackjack table. But I would always ask the dealer to hit me, even if I have 21. Everytime I'd bust, I'd say "WOOHOO!!!".

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

I would rally up a bunch of random girls and have an epassporte contest.
whoever came up with the most creative idea to do in vegas with a $1000
would win $1000 to carry out her idea

This is why you are such a PIMP! Shit, lets do that one anyway... COME TO VEGAS FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Doctor Dre · 12-24-2005, 12:43 PM

I'd use it to round arround town to chappels ... with a hot date called bdjuf.

And ask every place if we can get married !

Yngwie · 12-24-2005, 12:43 PM

or how about buying $1000 worth of flesh lights, go into one of the bigger churches in vegas and replace the candles with the flesh lights.

FreeHugeMovies · 12-24-2005, 12:44 PM

Bet it ALL on one hand of Blackjack in front of the Epassporte crew!

Doctor Dre · 12-24-2005, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

I would play the 1000$ at a 1$ Blackjack table. But I would always ask the dealer to hit me, even if I have 21. Everytime I'd bust, I'd say "WOOHOO!!!".

If you get a blackjack you can't ask for another card I think...

Doctor Dre · 12-24-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

or how about buying $1000 worth of flesh lights, go into one of the bigger churches in vegas and replace the candles with the flesh lights.

Actually put candles in the holes of the fleshlights ;)

seeric · 12-24-2005, 12:45 PM

i would buy roger a last minute plane ticket first class of course

NoCarrier · 12-24-2005, 12:45 PM

I would buy a ticket to the Celine Dion show, front seat. Then in the middle of the show, I would jump on the stage, remove my clothes and run naked around the stage as the security guards try to catch me.

I would use the remaining cash for bail.

Yngwie · 12-24-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Actually put candles in the holes of the fleshlights ;)

ah yes, even better.. that would be funny haha

NoCarrier · 12-24-2005, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

If you get a blackjack you can't ask for another card I think...

No you can't, that's the only occasion where I could not..

pr0 · 12-24-2005, 12:46 PM

I'd purchase $700 worth of lsd & spike everyone on the show floor, then pay someone $100 to pull the fire alarm....and another $200 for a dozen local bums to stand near the exits wearing jason masks & mumbling/screaming incoherently with rubber machetes.

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

I'd purchase $700 worth of lsd & spike everyone on the show floor, then pay someone $100 to pull the fire alarm....and another $200 for a dozen local bums to stand near the exits wearing jason masks & mumbling/screaming incoherently with rubber machetes.

oooookaaaayyy.... that is certainly original....

NoCarrier · 12-24-2005, 12:52 PM

I'd put the 1000$ on RED then leave and never come back.

Evil Chris · 12-24-2005, 12:57 PM

Honestly? I would take it to the Nike Golf store in Mandalay Bay and blow the lot.

(that's the only Nike Golf store I have ever heard of)

CaptainHowdy · 12-24-2005, 01:00 PM

I would take that money that brag about me "making cash off the internet porn"...

Halcyon · 12-24-2005, 01:03 PM

***Halcyon's $1000 ePassporte ePerfect ePink ePlan***

Budget:
$500 front row seats to Blue Man group.
$70 all black sweat suits for tassy and I.
$30 pink liquid latex.
$100 to pay the cabbie to wait for us near the Luxor exit.
$300 in one dollar bills.

The Plan:
Midway during the show, tASSy and I retreat to the bathroom near the BlueMan theatre.
We paint our faces pink.
We return and walk right pass our seats and get up on stage with the blue men.
We steal the mic and scream, "THE BLUE ERA IS OVER!!! LONG LIVE THE PINK!"

Then we yell "Spread the Pink!" as we run through the casino towards the waiting cab. As we run, we throw fistfulls of dollar bills to create a distraction.

A lifelong dream...realized.

fraggle · 12-24-2005, 01:04 PM

Buy two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.... A quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls
Four Days, Three nights, Two Convertibles, One City
Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Halcyon · 12-24-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

I would buy a ticket to the Celine Dion show, front seat. Then in the middle of the show, I would jump on the stage, remove my clothes and run naked around the stage as the security guards try to catch me.

I would use the remaining cash for bail.

HAHAHA!! I just saw that your plan was very similar to mine. I hope SOMEBODY disrupts a show with the money. ;)

hova · 12-24-2005, 01:09 PM

I'd buy some shoes

Chris Mallick · 12-24-2005, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

***Halcyon's $1000 ePassporte ePerfect ePink ePlan***

Budget:
$500 front row seats to Blue Man group.
$70 all black sweat suits for tassy and I.
$30 pink liquid latex.
$100 to pay the cabbie to wait for us near the Luxor exit.
$300 in one dollar bills.

The Plan:
Midway during the show, tASSy and I retreat to the bathroom near the BlueMan theatre.
We paint our faces pink.
We return and walk right pass our seats and get up on stage with the blue men.
We steal the mic and scream, "THE BLUE ERA IS OVER!!! LONG LIVE THE PINK!"

Then we yell "Spread the Pink!" as we run through the casino towards the waiting cab. As we run, we throw fistfulls of dollar bills to create a distraction.

A lifelong dream...realized.

I wonder if we could get a camera in there to video this? Seriously.

Porko · 12-24-2005, 01:18 PM

with 1k in las vegas, I can get married with a fake elvis.

RogerV · 12-24-2005, 01:20 PM

these are starting to get real good

Alex · 12-24-2005, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Actually put candles in the holes of the fleshlights ;)

Apprently you have never watched family guy:

Lois: I'm upset because you never listen to me. This is Atlantic City all over again.
[Lois and Peter at Blackjack table]
Dealer: You've got 20!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter, don't.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: 21!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: That's 30
Peter: Hit me.

pornpf69 · 12-24-2005, 01:26 PM

I would get my ticket to Vegas with that extra GRAND....

Goldmaniacs · 12-24-2005, 01:42 PM

Helping the less fortunate is important but there is nothing wrong with having some fun while doing that.

First, I'll get a bunch of gift baskets full of goodies ready. Then I'd get Brittany Skky and Jamie Brooks in a limo driving and looking for the less fortunate and handing them the baskets.

Now the fun part, the ones that the bitches would find reasonably doable in terms of cleanliness, will get a blowjob over a condom with the other girl in the limo filming the whole thing!

If I win I will give GFY members a pass to the URL for the videos...

baddog · 12-24-2005, 01:45 PM

I can use it to give $5 to everyone in front of me in line waiting for a cab.

JoeMeca · 12-24-2005, 01:52 PM

I would take juicy out for dinner then afterwards I would pay some homeless dude to fuck him in the ass while he was drunk and tatto epassporte owns me on his head and take a video and show it to all of gfy!

NoCarrier · 12-24-2005, 01:54 PM

Step 1 :

Calling a local escort agency.

Step 2 :

Asking for 3 trannies with the biggest dicks (Budget - 600$)

Step 3 :

Sending the trannies to Juicy D. Link's room.

Step 4 :

Hiring the following nightclub bouncers, making sure Juicy can't leave his room. (Budget : 400$)

Step 5 :

Re-Playing again and again the following song in the room for the hour.

The song that Juicy will hear over and over...

okdesign · 12-24-2005, 01:55 PM

nice contest!!

bjjb · 12-24-2005, 01:59 PM

Get a deal on a buncha fleshlights, open a stand on the strip and sell em to the drunks and pervs and make a shitload of money

xclusive · 12-24-2005, 02:17 PM

I would take the money buy some mirrors and baby powder place the baby powder in lines and leave them around certain places where I have cameras set up and see how many people try and snort it then post vids here The money would mostly be for the cameras

12-24-2005, 02:33 PM

I would use that monty to get a VERY VERY well made George Bush face put on me, one that would look EXACTLY like him. I would also use the money to buy a type of suit he would wear with the USA flag pin on it. I would also hire a bodyguard or 2 for the day to make my George Bush status look real.

I would then walk around all the casinos and laugh at the people who lose money, and tell them how if they don't know how to gamble, they are not true american citizens.
I would also make a bunch of terrorist and oil jokes with people who come and go on the strip. I would flick off people so bad, throwing pennies at them, pushing them and running away, drawing things on the sidewalks, and if anybody would try to approach me, my bodyguards would block them.

And finally, I would hire a dirty hooker which I will screw in public, for everyone to see George Bush paying and having sex with a hooker.

All of this would be video taped and later posted on the internet as "Bush Gone Wild".

Nightwind · 12-24-2005, 02:57 PM

I would hire an army of hobos to kill Celine Dion.

pr0 · 12-24-2005, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightwind

I would hire an army of hobos to kill Celine Dion.

sorry but i already hired all the hobo's

Theo · 12-24-2005, 03:16 PM

I would have a girl next to the desk where the badges are given to hand webmasters a free hardcopy of an english dictionary, a map and a digital version of britannica.

brilsmurf · 12-24-2005, 03:26 PM

I would pull on a Epassporte Tshirt and start to break down/ destroy a famous place or club!

this will give you guys lots of publicity (bad publicity is also publicity;)
and i would use the 1000$ to pay for the damage i caused...

Marshal · 12-24-2005, 03:32 PM

i would bring 4 $200 hookers and some guy with enormously large dick and then sit down an laugh! :D

CaptainHowdy · 12-24-2005, 03:32 PM

I´ll hire Van Damme to escort me during the convention.... well what to do w/ the remaining 950 bucks it´s what i´m trying to figure out...

CaptainHowdy · 12-24-2005, 03:33 PM

100 !!!!

12-24-2005, 12:38 PM	#52
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	not something funny, but seeing as it's xmas, a time to make people happy etc.. I would walk around vegas and find at least 10 homeless people and take them out for something to eat. Not a cheap meal either.. Something that they've probably never had in their lives. I'm sure that something like this would make them feel good and give them some hope.. I would spend the whole $1000 on just that. Everyone deserves something for xmas rich or poor. Only thing is the poor can't really afford it so why not help when you can. It would show them that there are still caring people on this planet. or maybe take them out for a meal that is not as expensive then ask them what they would love to do that they have not gotten to do in a long time or ever.. So after we eat we would go do that 1 thing that they wanted. As long as it's financially doable that is. __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

12-24-2005, 12:40 PM	#56
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	rent a bus, load it up with ibill and a few others and send them off on the "secret covert opp mission" to area 51 pay the driver to not stop at all costs :P __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-24-2005, 12:40 PM	#58
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,919	I would buy a bunch of homeless people a nice dinner and donate to the Childrens make a wish society __________________ *Skype : Spunky GFY*

12-24-2005, 12:42 PM	#61
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I would play the 1000$ at a 1$ Blackjack table. But I would always ask the dealer to hit me, even if I have 21. Everytime I'd bust, I'd say "WOOHOO!!!". __________________

12-24-2005, 12:43 PM	#64
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	or how about buying $1000 worth of flesh lights, go into one of the bigger churches in vegas and replace the candles with the flesh lights. __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

12-24-2005, 12:39 PM	#54
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Put everything on red.

12-24-2005, 12:41 PM	#59
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	I would rally up a bunch of random girls and have an epassporte contest. whoever came up with the most creative idea to do in vegas with a $1000 would win $1000 to carry out her idea

12-24-2005, 12:44 PM	#65
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	Bet it ALL on one hand of Blackjack in front of the Epassporte crew!

12-24-2005, 12:45 PM	#68
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i would buy roger a last minute plane ticket first class of course

12-24-2005, 12:46 PM	#72
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	I'd purchase $700 worth of lsd & spike everyone on the show floor, then pay someone $100 to pull the fire alarm....and another $200 for a dozen local bums to stand near the exits wearing jason masks & mumbling/screaming incoherently with rubber machetes. __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

12-24-2005, 12:52 PM	#74
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I'd put the 1000$ on RED then leave and never come back. __________________

12-24-2005, 12:57 PM	#75
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,232	Honestly? I would take it to the Nike Golf store in Mandalay Bay and blow the lot. (that's the only Nike Golf store I have ever heard of) __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

12-24-2005, 01:00 PM	#76
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 92,999	I would take that money that brag about me "making cash off the internet porn"... __________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes! Last edited by CaptainHowdy; 12-24-2005 at 01:03 PM..

12-24-2005, 01:03 PM	#77
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	*Halcyon's $1000 ePassporte ePerfect ePink ePlan* Budget: $500 front row seats to Blue Man group. $70 all black sweat suits for tassy and I. $30 pink liquid latex. $100 to pay the cabbie to wait for us near the Luxor exit. $300 in one dollar bills. The Plan: Midway during the show, tASSy and I retreat to the bathroom near the BlueMan theatre. We paint our faces pink. We return and walk right pass our seats and get up on stage with the blue men. We steal the mic and scream, "THE BLUE ERA IS OVER!!! LONG LIVE THE PINK!" Then we yell "Spread the Pink!" as we run through the casino towards the waiting cab. As we run, we throw fistfulls of dollar bills to create a distraction. A lifelong dream...realized. __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-24-2005, 01:04 PM	#78
fraggle Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 932	Buy two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.... A quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls Four Days, Three nights, Two Convertibles, One City Buy the ticket, take the ride. __________________ Marketing - Design - Development - Ecommerce High Quality, Very Experienced & Flexible Team, Great Rates www.ammediainc.com

12-24-2005, 01:09 PM	#80
hova Traffillionaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ:209371571 Posts: 22,430	I'd buy some shoes __________________ http://traffillions.com/ Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

12-24-2005, 01:18 PM	#82
Porko SeeMyBucks.com Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USA Posts: 4,014	with 1k in las vegas, I can get married with a fake elvis. __________________

12-24-2005, 01:20 PM	#83
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	these are starting to get real good

12-24-2005, 01:26 PM	#85
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12-24-2005, 01:42 PM	#86
Goldmaniacs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 344	Helping the less fortunate is important but there is nothing wrong with having some fun while doing that. First, I'll get a bunch of gift baskets full of goodies ready. Then I'd get Brittany Skky and Jamie Brooks in a limo driving and looking for the less fortunate and handing them the baskets. Now the fun part, the ones that the bitches would find reasonably doable in terms of cleanliness, will get a blowjob over a condom with the other girl in the limo filming the whole thing! If I win I will give GFY members a pass to the URL for the videos... __________________ Sig for lease.

12-24-2005, 01:45 PM	#87
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	I can use it to give $5 to everyone in front of me in line waiting for a cab.

12-24-2005, 01:52 PM	#88
JoeMeca So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Juicy's House! Icq: 265529404 Posts: 2,266	I would take juicy out for dinner then afterwards I would pay some homeless dude to fuck him in the ass while he was drunk and tatto epassporte owns me on his head and take a video and show it to all of gfy!

12-24-2005, 01:54 PM	#89
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Step 1 : Calling a local escort agency. Step 2 : Asking for 3 trannies with the biggest dicks (Budget - 600$) Step 3 : Sending the trannies to Juicy D. Link's room. Step 4 : Hiring the following nightclub bouncers, making sure Juicy can't leave his room. (Budget : 400$) Step 5 : Re-Playing again and again the following song in the room for the hour. The song that Juicy will hear over and over... __________________

12-24-2005, 01:55 PM	#90
okdesign ICQ 278367136 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 24,772	nice contest!! __________________ Webmasters, Come here for SUPER BIG TITS Highest Conversions, Highest Retention!

12-24-2005, 01:59 PM	#91
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Get a deal on a buncha fleshlights, open a stand on the strip and sell em to the drunks and pervs and make a shitload of money

12-24-2005, 02:17 PM	#92
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	I would take the money buy some mirrors and baby powder place the baby powder in lines and leave them around certain places where I have cameras set up and see how many people try and snort it then post vids here The money would mostly be for the cameras __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

12-24-2005, 02:33 PM	#93
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	I would use that monty to get a VERY VERY well made George Bush face put on me, one that would look EXACTLY like him. I would also use the money to buy a type of suit he would wear with the USA flag pin on it. I would also hire a bodyguard or 2 for the day to make my George Bush status look real. I would then walk around all the casinos and laugh at the people who lose money, and tell them how if they don't know how to gamble, they are not true american citizens. I would also make a bunch of terrorist and oil jokes with people who come and go on the strip. I would flick off people so bad, throwing pennies at them, pushing them and running away, drawing things on the sidewalks, and if anybody would try to approach me, my bodyguards would block them. And finally, I would hire a dirty hooker which I will screw in public, for everyone to see George Bush paying and having sex with a hooker. All of this would be video taped and later posted on the internet as "Bush Gone Wild". Last edited by buddyjuf; 12-24-2005 at 02:35 PM..

12-24-2005, 02:57 PM	#94
Nightwind Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: ICQ: 303-282-636 Posts: 4,786	I would hire an army of hobos to kill Celine Dion. __________________

12-24-2005, 03:16 PM	#96
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,524	I would have a girl next to the desk where the badges are given to hand webmasters a free hardcopy of an english dictionary, a map and a digital version of britannica.

12-24-2005, 03:26 PM	#97
brilsmurf Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Belgium Posts: 3,405	I would pull on a Epassporte Tshirt and start to break down/ destroy a famous place or club! this will give you guys lots of publicity (bad publicity is also publicity;) and i would use the 1000$ to pay for the damage i caused... __________________ The Best Adult Web Hosting of 2008 - http://www.adulthosting.com Affiliate Program – http://www.sxcash.com

12-24-2005, 03:32 PM	#98
Marshal Biz Dev and SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,139	i would bring 4 $200 hookers and some guy with enormously large dick and then sit down an laugh! :D

12-24-2005, 03:33 PM	#100
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 92,999	100 !!!! __________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!