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Old 01-24-2006, 04:34 PM   #1
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Stupid joke of the day! LOL (oh so wrong)
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!



That made me laugh out loud!

If you have heard it before then It's for people who haven't!
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:35 PM   #2
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LOL !!!!!!!
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:35 PM   #3
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:36 PM   #4
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:36 PM   #5
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:37 PM   #6
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hehe good one Loryn
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:39 PM   #7
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aaaaaaahhahaha..... :D
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:39 PM   #8
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truth hurts doesn't it
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:39 PM   #9
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:48 PM   #10
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LOL Good One
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:51 PM   #11
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:55 PM   #12
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:57 PM   #13
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Excellent one Loryn
adding it my laughingfun list
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:59 PM   #14
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that is a good joke it's nice and short and not stupid. lol
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:02 PM   #15
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haha that is fucking great!
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:05 PM   #16
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:20 PM   #17
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thats a good one.. thx for the laugh
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:27 PM   #18
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:56 PM   #19
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:57 PM   #20
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I can't believe i've never heard that before... good one.
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:58 PM   #21
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Old 01-24-2006, 06:08 PM   #22
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Never before heard and good.
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Old 01-24-2006, 06:16 PM   #23
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sound slike something that a mean cashier will say to a mom on a grocery counter
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Old 01-24-2006, 06:18 PM   #24
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that was a good one
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Old 01-24-2006, 06:20 PM   #25
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That was awesome! Thanks for the giggle.
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Old 01-24-2006, 07:45 PM   #26
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Nice joke this time Loryn.
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Old 01-24-2006, 08:44 PM   #27
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Old 01-24-2006, 09:35 PM   #28
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Old 01-24-2006, 10:21 PM   #29
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good one. My GF got a laugh out of it too.
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Old 01-24-2006, 10:24 PM   #30
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that was funny, but i heard one on my 29th birthday (the 7th of this month BTW) and that one was "oh so wrong" I almost don't want to repeat it, but what the hell...

What is the best thing about fucking twenty nine year olds?

















































































There's twenty of them.

I know, sad someone can even make shit up like that, but funny... in a sick sad way.
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Old 01-24-2006, 10:53 PM   #31
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Old 01-24-2006, 11:00 PM   #32
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