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Old 05-17-2002, 03:24 PM   #1
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why it sucks to be a Penis

Why it sucks to be a penis:
You've got a hole in your head. Your master
strangles you all the time. Your head is
disproportionate to the rest of your body. You
shrink in cold water. You never get a haircut.
You always hang around with 2 nuts. Your
closest neighbor is an asshole. Your best
friend is a pussy. Your scalp gets cut off if
you're Jewish. Every time you get excited, you
throw up.
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Old 05-17-2002, 03:37 PM   #2
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jesus man, that was marginal at best in 97.
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Old 05-17-2002, 03:40 PM   #3
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eh not funny
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Old 05-17-2002, 03:42 PM   #4
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what can i say you don't like it? then GFY
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Old 05-17-2002, 04:43 PM   #5
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tough crowd...
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Old 05-17-2002, 04:46 PM   #6
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Old 05-17-2002, 08:50 PM   #7
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So from your description, your a penis?
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Old 05-17-2002, 09:55 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally posted by clickpimp
jesus man, that was marginal at best in 97.
More like 1967. This joke is so old it's drawing a pension.
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