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I was treated like a terrorist at the airport...
After reading Halcyons thread about his 9-11 stance, I thought I would share what happened to me at the Honolulu airport 2 days ago.
First let me say that now (the past year) I always politely ask for a hand inspection of my shoes. The ground that you have to walk on barefoot is a bacteria playground and I have already had 2 warts removed since walking on them AND had several cases of athletes foot. The podiatrist says this has become very common with travelers since the new rules about removing shoes. So now when I pass the security I politely ask for a hand inspection of my feet and shoes. However this time I really was not going to remove them because I sliced my feet up on coral while surfing. The last thing I wanted to do was walk barefoot with cuts on my feet, over bacteria hell. The conversation went something like this: SECURITY: Do you have a laptop? ME: Yes. Also, can I please get a hand inspection of my feet, I sliced up my feet pretty bad and don't want to get an infection. SECURITY: You mean you won't remove your shoes? *Yells over to another security person almost in panic* This passenger will not remove his shoes. I need security please. ME: Whoa there, I'm not trying to make problems, I just need a hand inspection for health reasons. * At this time 2 other security officers escort me to an area and sit me down* SECURITY: Why won't you take off your shoes? ME: Because I cut them up surfing and I don't want to get an infection. That is very dirty where I would have to walk. SECURITY: Let me see your feet. ME: OK. * I remove my sandals and show my feet and the cuts* * One of them leans down and actually touches one of my cuts * ME: OUCH! What are you doing? Stop! SECURITY: I need to inspect this. ME: I'm sorry but nobody but medical personal is going to touch the wounds on my feet. * At this time the guy radios to someone * SECURITY: (on radio) I need support. I have a passenger that is not being cooperative. ME: Come on... this is getting a little out of control. SECURITY: I need your boarding pass and ID. ME: Uhhh... OK. (give it to them) * At this time about 4 more people come over and start asking me questions about where I have been, where I stayed, why I was there, how I cut my feet... and on and on. I was still polite. * SECURITY: Sir, you are going to have to remove your shoes and walk through the detector. ME: I will not. I will give you my shoes and you can run them through the detector just the same as all the airports around the world would do. I don't understand why this is an issue. SECURITY: You are in no position to tell me what to do. You will do as I say or you will not be getting on your plane. ME: I want to talk to the head of airport security. This is out of hand. If I walk through there and my feet get infected, I will sue you, this airport, and the airline. You are out of line, I want to speak to your supervisor right now. I also want to use my phone to call my attorney. * Pissed, he makes a call. I wait for about 15 minutes until some guy comes over. Apparently he is running the show. * HEAD OF SECURITY: What's the problem. * I tell him in detail * SECURITY: He has been a problem sir. HEAD OF SECURITY: I don't see a problem, just scan his shoes, can't you see his feet? ME: THANK YOU!!!! * At that time they scanned my shoes and made me wait for my ID and boarding pass until I almost missed my flight. I had to full sprint to the gate. * Un-fucking-real. I travel non-stop and ONLY when I step onto US soil do I ever have problems. ![]() |
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You're lucky they didn't do a cavity search
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Sorry to hear it man, it sucks for sure. This terrorist thing is getting out of hand.
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you can be happy they didn't know who you are and what you do
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the great american paranoia
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Hell DWB - you know better!
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No shit. I have 2 months tour of duty in the USA and then I'm back into the real world. Counting the days.... hehehe. |
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follow the rules and you wont have a problem.
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so you can sprint to your plane but dont want to walk with or without sandals?
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?He?s hiding a pipe bomb in-between his toes! GET EM!?
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So let me get this straight.
Group sex with trannys and Bangkok whores is OK, but airport floors are too dirty to walk on? Umm.
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the terrorists have won, we no longer have any common sense!
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You could maybe try wearing some socks.
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Wow i never even thought about how filthy the floors are in those areas. Good point DWB, I am going to do the foot inspection from now on.
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You had sandals on? Doesn't that leave your feet pretty unprotected?
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lol that's nothing
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![]() I did not want to walk through the detector barefoot because the floor is a breeding ground for bacteria. I ALWAYS wear sandals when I fly because SOME airports allow me to walk through the detector with them on... they do not have metal so they do not set it off. Easy to pass. The ports that want you to remove shoes, I ask for a hand inspection, no problem. Until now. |
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The floors at the airport where they make you walk barefoot are FILTHY. I think it was CNN that did a full show on this. |
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gotta love airports.
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I wouldn't take it personal, the age we are in you can never be too sure, and although you are not a threat they simply don't know that w/out searching
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I love boarder patrol, fuck the ones at vancouver airport had the hots for me ;-)
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Maybe you could put on some socks then go through security and once you are through the security put on a clean pair of socks. Also, the second you made it seem like you were not going cooperate 100% you sent up the flag that there was a reason to look at you. |
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This is what happens when people are unable to think for themselves. Why are complete retards hired to do these jobs?
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not to be an asshole DWB, but you fuck ladyboys bareback... i think your feet should be the least of your worries...
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Do you have a muslim name or citizenship?
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I complained once about having to take my running shoes off, saying there is no metal in them.
Sure enough they pulled me over, then a nice enough guy explained to me, that I better NOT have any traces of nitrates on my shoes, because I will be delayed for a long , long time. I said HUH ??? A further explanation showed that if I went to home depot, tru the garden dept and walked tru some spilled fertiliser, it would show in the analysis. I'm thinking to myself oh shit, did I do that or not? Well as it turn out they were ok , but I wont ever complain again. Just bow my head, dont look them in the eye,and yes sir no sir............. The testing is totally inconsistent, some airports do want shoes off others dont.
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damn thats fucking crazy...
when i was flying down south to volunteer for the red cross last year after hurricane katrina i had a flashlight and flashlight batteries in my carry on, and they flipped and sat me down and were like ok there is something in your bag blurring up the xray blahblah and im like dude just look in the fucking bag so they search the bag and are like why do you need this flashlight? and gave me all kinds of hell for having a maglite in my carryon it was crazy!
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man, this just has to piss off every normal person! I am so fucking sorry.
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with all do respect as well, DWB, warts are caused by viruses that stay in your body for a lifetime. They are caused by the viruses that are already in your body most times.
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That is complete BS, they act like nazis in the airport, if you dare to say even one word, they keep you there for further investigation as if you're a criminal ... bye bye freedom of speech ...
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man! that is fucked up DWB!
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Good fucking god !
Pissing about walking on fucking carpet without socks on ? This has to be the most dumb ass fucking piss I've ever heard on GFY ! |
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There you can see what happens when you give an idiot some fake authority. Anyone read "The Wave"?
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This thread is just getting to funny
![]() OK.. Another story! Not related to the current paranoia over security, but example of total retardness in action. I have the odd claim to fame of having been evicted from an aircraft operated by American Airlines - who else? Story starts on a flight to the Caribbean. The aircraft was an hour late in departing as usual - this time they could not allocate an air crew. Eventually part of the crew arrive then an obviously flustered lady pretending to act as the cabin crew supervisor. We get on board the aircraft and get seated - no problems. One of AA flight crew in transit elsewhere tries to take a seat in the row in front - then stops and looks towards the rear of the aircraft and addresses the "flustered lady" and says, "I'd appreciate if you would kindly move your baggage off the passenger seats before passengers board the aircraft". That may be bad move one. She comes rumbling along moaning about moving her baggage to allow this guy to take a seat. But..... tolerance is a good thing. Next is the routine check all baggage is secured and under seats and get your seat belt on. Another cabin crew, (his name turned out to be David, despite that, he was an OK guy), member goes along checking and leans over the to passenger with me and asked her to stuff some junk she had under the seat - no problem, done. Then all hell seemed to break out, David looks at the rear of the aircraft and is obviously puzzled. At this time we are on the runway ready to take off. I turn round to see what David is looking at. Shit - it's this neurotic bitch stapped into her seat at the rear with her arm outstretched and waving her finger at me (duh??) and her hair flying in all directions. I ask David what the problem is with the flight crew supervisor?? He's not too sure by this time ![]() Next the pilot announces we have a slight problem and need to return to the ramp. The silly bitch has obviously told the flight crew she has a problem. Anyways, while the aircraft is going back to ramp, we chat with David and find out the cabin supervisor thinks we are the source of her problems and get his AA number and ask him to provide the ID for the cabin crew supervisor, which he did. We all depart from the aircraft and the first time any of us spoke to the supervisor was on the way out was to say that her conduct was disgusting and she was clearly unfit to be in a postion of guiding passengers in the event of any emergency. Anyways... we left the aircraft and airport security and law enforcement were fine. The flight took off and we chatted with the law and an AA representative who was apologetic and confirmed they would book us on the next flight out and suggested a complaint be made to the airline hub at Forth Worth. A few days later the first letter of complaint was sent to American Airlines - then another, then another ad nausea. Eventually a reply arrives with an apology, but avoidance of any admission of error on their part, and with reference to us taking a flight to Johannesburg (DUH??). I've never had the pleasure of visiting Johannesburg and the last thing that would be considered is using American Airlines ![]() There is definately two planets on this earth - and some folks live on the other one. PS... Then there was the American Airlines aircraft that thought it could fly with a broken windscreen in the flight deck - that had to be grounded by staff at another airport - but hell - that's another story ![]()
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"As plantar warts is a virus, plantar warts are contagious, commonly spread in public swimming pools or communal showers. To help stop transmission of plantar warts, avoid going barefoot in public places like showers, gyms, locker rooms and around swimming pools." Or barefoot on the ground where 10,000+ people a day are also walking barefoot in the airport. ![]() |
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Well you are in fact being an asshole. An asshole who has to clue what he is talking about and saying shit that is 100% false about me. FIND ONE POST OR SHRED OF EVIDENCE THAT I HAVE EVER FUCKED A TRANSSEXUAL OR BETTER YET... FUCKED ONE BAREBACK... AND I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY 2006 REVENUE FROM ALL MY WORLDWIDE DVD & WEB SALES. (and that is a substantial amount of $$$) But you will not find this proof because it does not exist. ![]() Get your facts straight before you post some shit like that. ![]() |
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You are a pussy. LOL won;t walk on the floor because of infections and athlete's foot. I have never heard of someone being such a fucking faggot in my life. I had respect for you until I read this pussy post.
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Those guys can't think themselves....When there was less security, they had 'normal' people...Now they use everyone they can find from the streets for security in the USA...
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That's kind of funny,
I was always treated like a terrorist when I flew, probably simply cause I look like one. I always had to take my shoes off, even before they started taking everyone's shoes off a few weeks ago. That might be because I wear a long beard and army boots all the time.. When I went to the USA with two friends first time two months ago, a security guy checked our passports and then started asking questions like: "How long do you know each other? From where do you know each other? Who packed your bags? Where did you pack your bags? Did you get any presents from friends or relatives to take with you? What are you going to do in the USA?" and so on.. And it pisses me off that I always forget to put my lighter into my checked baggage.. I think real terrorist just look unsuspicious and are just let in.
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