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pocketkangaroo · 12-03-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

thank you for your helpful insight. you have helped me understand what my wife, the future doctor, is doing.

She is a doctor. You said she was in her residency. If she is in her residency, she has her medical degree. How do you not even know your wife is a doctor?

HouseHead · 12-03-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Not 100% sure yet, she's think orthopedics perhaps. OB's make a killing, but are high for lawsuit's also.

Thats why they have doctors Insurence isnt it my friend?

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

She is a doctor. You said she was in her residency. If she is in her residency, she has her medical degree. How do you not even know your wife is a doctor?

like I said, I meant rotaions, not residency. you get paid during your residency and you are at 1 place. her rotations, which she is in now, rotates each month, at a different hospital, doing a different practice. This month is pediatrics. next month is OB I think.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Insane Matt

Thats why they have doctors Insurence isnt it my friend?

yes, which is very expensive.

pocketkangaroo · 12-03-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

like I said, I meant rotaions, not residency. you get paid during your residency and you are at 1 place. her rotations, which she is in now, rotates each month, at a different hospital, doing a different practice. This month is pediatrics. next month is OB I think.

So she hasn't started her residency? If that's the case, she's atleast 5 years away from practicing orthopedic surgery. 5 years is basically the minimum in that field.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

So she hasn't started her residency? If that's the case, she's atleast 5 years away from practicing orthopedic surgery. 5 years is basically the minimum in that field.

yup, at 40+k per year.. I was thinking she had 4 years left. It will be more than worth it though.

She's paying her own loans though, no way I am

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Seriously man, if you're going to make shit up, atleast research it.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

You're a smart one.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 05:34 PM

I can't believe how many replies and view this thread has gotten already, and its still the first day! Imagine what it will be in a few days!

Thanks Libertine!

Sly · 12-03-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

yup, at 40+k per year.. I was thinking she had 4 years left. It will be more than worth it though.

She's paying her own loans though, no way I am

So now its "I thought she had 4 years left of $40k a year"?

What happened to "in 2 years she'll be making $400 k yearly!"?

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

You're a smart one.

I guess I'd have to be. I don't have a wife that is a doctor, no wait, will be in two years, no wait four years, who makes $400k/year, no wait, will make that, no wait, maybe less depending on the field, no wait $40k, no wait, nothing, she isn't a real doctor.

Good luck with your penis pills, no wait, see your sig, no wait, you hate people who sell porn, no wait, you're on GFY, no wait, no wait, no wait.

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 05:35 PM

she'll be an official "doctor in 2 years". her starting salary will be 400k.

Nismo · 12-03-2006, 05:39 PM

My favorite ForteCash thread was where he claimed he sold the domain "book-mark.net" 2 years ago. That had some people laughing.

jimthefiend · 12-03-2006, 05:40 PM

This thread made my bullshit detector explode.

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

My favorite ForteCash thread was where he claimed he sold the domain "book-mark.net" 2 years ago. That had some people laughing.

Time to start compiling all of it, so we can have ONE place to look to laugh.

Anyone want to make the "post your favorite ForteCash posts" thread?

We'll make it into a single collection .. one "master" list.

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

I would never do anything like that, but I could practice my MMA on the other guy though

I saw that video already:

Did you at least CALL the guy after that kiss?

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Time to start compiling all of it, so we can have ONE place to look to laugh.

Anyone want to make the "post your favorite ForteCash posts" thread?

We'll make it into a single collection .. one "master" list.

it was wwwbookmark typo domain, sorry I posted it wrong. I have however sold over 100k in domains from gfy over the past 2 years

Nismo · 12-03-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Time to start compiling all of it, so we can have ONE place to look to laugh.

Anyone want to make the "post your favorite ForteCash posts" thread?

We'll make it into a single collection .. one "master" list.

I say we complile them and either make a blog and/or make a wikipedia page.

bareskin · 12-03-2006, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

she'll be an official "doctor in 2 years". her starting salary will be 400k.

Forte put the fleshlight down all the blood is rushing to the wrong head

ForteCash · 12-03-2006, 05:44 PM

Ok guys, i'll be back later, time to get started on dinner

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

it was wwwbookmark typo domain, sorry I posted it wrong. I have however sold over 100k in domains from gfy over the past 2 years

1) Sure it was.

2) Sure you have.

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Ok guys, i'll be back later, time to get started on dinner

Better go make that bitch dinner, so you don't have to use your 6'6" 240 lbs frame and P.I. connections to beat her up, right?

You're a train wreck.

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

I say we complile them and either make a blog and/or make a wikipedia page.

Heh, first we need them all in one PLACE .. just need someone to make the thread, and we can start.

Bobby Love · 12-03-2006, 06:01 PM

Very amusing thread. But I guess my question is this. If you are going to be using your wife for your retirement plan, why is the pre-nup protecting you? Apparently she is the one who is going to have the cash?

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby Love

Very amusing thread. But I guess my question is this. If you are going to be using your wife for your retirement plan, why is the pre-nup protecting you? Apparently she is the one who is going to have the cash?

I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.

JackL · 12-03-2006, 06:14 PM

mywifeisadoctorwhoisgoingtomakeover400kamonth.com is availible

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JackL

mywifeisadoctorwhoisgoingtomakeover400kamonth.com is availible

Missie · 12-03-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Not 100% sure yet, she's think orthopedics perhaps. OB's make a killing, but are high for lawsuit's also.

WOW, Come on GFY, I can't believe nobody guessed that one right yet. She's going to be a PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGEON!

What's wrong with you all??

Missie

JackL · 12-03-2006, 06:16 PM

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I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.

Wasn't he a drug dealer too or was that someone else?

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JackL

Wasn't he a drug dealer too or was that someone else?

Oh shit, that was the same guy?

It wouldn't surprise me .. he comes up with so much shit, it makes my head spin.

bareskin · 12-03-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Missie

WOW, Come on GFY, I can't believe nobody guessed that one right yet. She's going to be a PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGEON!

What's wrong with you all??

Missie

Missy very funny everybody is slow today I suppose

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Missie

WOW, Come on GFY, I can't believe nobody guessed that one right yet. She's going to be a PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGEON!

Hehe, I think you hit the nail on the head.

JackL · 12-03-2006, 06:28 PM

well I have just registered mywifeisadoctorwhoisgoingtomakeover400kamonth.com
you guys were all to slow so I will donate the domain to the project

tony286 · 12-03-2006, 06:34 PM

once she is a practicing doctor and I say she will be getting rid of him in 1 yr tops.

CDSmith · 12-03-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I guess I'd have to be. I don't have a wife that is a doctor, no wait, will be in two years, no wait four years, who makes $400k/year, no wait, will make that, no wait, maybe less depending on the field, no wait $40k, no wait, nothing, she isn't a real doctor.

Good luck with your penis pills, no wait, see your sig, no wait, you hate people who sell porn, no wait, you're on GFY, no wait, no wait, no wait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.

Edgeprod you are cracking me up over here.

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Edgeprod you are cracking me up over here.

Glad I can help.

Read his other threads, you'll laugh for a week!

WarChild · 12-03-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.

Don't forget that although he has plenty of money to pay the 40K a year medicial school tuition, his wife is instead using student loans which she is going to have to pay back herself. Said wife, smart enough to be a surgeon in any field she wants also signed a prenup that among other things includes her not getting any part of his existing fortune and also having to pay him alimony.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-03-2006, 07:24 PM

Based on the fact that he said the was going into orthopedics more then likely and the numbers on this page http://www.cejkasearch.com/compensat...ion_survey.htm I think he is prolly not bsing....

What's his good reason to lie? none......

even if he is lieing why troll him, all this hate on this board makes no sence....

TheButcher · 12-03-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

Would be funny if shed dumped you as soon as she finished medical school...

jk, heh

that's the best one so far

Phoenix · 12-03-2006, 07:40 PM

400k is not going to be realistic mate

maybe if she specializes and get s a few years under her belt

Tempest · 12-03-2006, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

You've been a train wreck since you've arrived, and the train keeps pulling in to new stations.

I was wondering if I was the only one that felt that way.

CDSmith · 12-03-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Don't forget that although he has plenty of money to pay the 40K a year medicial school tuition, his wife is instead using student loans which she is going to have to pay back herself. Said wife, smart enough to be a surgeon in any field she wants also signed a prenup that among other things includes her not getting any part of his existing fortune and also having to pay him alimony.

His pimp hand must be strong.

lazycash · 12-03-2006, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Clearly, he's living in a dreamland. Do a search on his recent posts if you want a good chuckle. He'll be in Lazycash's signature before long, I'm sure.

I've done an exhaustive search to come up with a picture of Fortecash in preparation for placement in my sig, most likely will occur soon at the rate he's going.

edgeprod · 12-03-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Don't forget that although he has plenty of money to pay the 40K a year medicial school tuition, his wife is instead using student loans which she is going to have to pay back herself. Said wife, smart enough to be a surgeon in any field she wants also signed a prenup that among other things includes her not getting any part of his existing fortune and also having to pay him alimony.

Hadn't thought it through to that point, but that's yet another inconsistency. Good find.

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Originally Posted by Tempest

I was wondering if I was the only one that felt that way.

Amusing and sad all at the same time, eh?

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Originally Posted by lazycash

I've done an exhaustive search to come up with a picture of Fortecash in preparation for placement in my sig, most likely will occur soon at the rate he's going.

I can imagine so. If he made a post like explaining that he was 17, lived with his mom, and really wanted to make a good impression, and so had lied, I think the majority of people here would forgive and forget. Instead, he just keeps spinning out MORE lies, each more fantasic than the rest.

Sinking ship.

Holly · 12-03-2006, 10:46 PM

I had to go somewhere earlier, so I just wanted to express to each and every one of you how much it warms my heart to open up this thread and see every single word of ridicule and every orglaugh that I have inside me, already beautifully crafted and laid out in here.

I love you guys.

jimthefiend · 12-04-2006, 06:53 AM

la la bump

Naughty · 12-04-2006, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I guess I'd have to be. I don't have a wife that is a doctor, no wait, will be in two years, no wait four years, who makes $400k/year, no wait, will make that, no wait, maybe less depending on the field, no wait $40k, no wait, nothing, she isn't a real doctor.

Good luck with your penis pills, no wait, see your sig, no wait, you hate people who sell porn, no wait, you're on GFY, no wait, no wait, no wait.

haha, that was funny.

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 07:12 AM

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god money don't want everything he wants it all

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i'd rather die
than give you control
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black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control

bow down before the one you serve
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god money's not looking for the cure
god money's not concerned about the sick among the pure
god money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
god money's not one to choose

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no you can't take that away from me
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no you can't take that away from me

head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control

bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve

bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve

head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control
head like a hole
black as your soul
i'd rather die
than give you control

bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve
bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve

LadyMischief · 12-04-2006, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Is she a house wife? If so she should be cooking, cleaning, etc.

Sheesh, nice of you to dictate what housewives do. I'm a housewife, but I ALSO work a full-time position (from home), so does that mean I technically have two jobs?

LadyMischief · 12-04-2006, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

So now its "I thought she had 4 years left of $40k a year"?

What happened to "in 2 years she'll be making $400 k yearly!"?

Guess he's not taking into account how much it costs to set up a practice and establish a patient list.

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12-03-2006, 06:01 PM	#124
Bobby Love Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 28	Very amusing thread. But I guess my question is this. If you are going to be using your wife for your retirement plan, why is the pre-nup protecting you? Apparently she is the one who is going to have the cash?

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12-03-2006, 06:34 PM	#134
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	once she is a practicing doctor and I say she will be getting rid of him in 1 yr tops.

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12-04-2006, 07:12 AM	#148
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