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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: True 3D Content
Posts: 1,937
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To my darling husband,
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. P.S. Your girlfriend called. ![]() |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Not a Library!
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#3 |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sandy Eggo Ca.
Posts: 608
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Oh shit! Now thats gonna be a problem
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#4 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: New York
Posts: 102
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Lol, I Love It!!!!!!!!
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#5 |
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: behind you
Posts: 7,402
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damn what a wreck!!!
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane
Posts: 20,419
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no one that has a ferrari would have a garage that small... this is the dumbest thread other than that sweet t thread and the skybox jet...
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#7 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Look for me where it's hot and sunny
Posts: 519
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Funny as shit!
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,940
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She devils every one of them!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 17,743
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that's a sweet revenge...damn...
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#10 |
Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Cowtown, USA
Posts: 32,409
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Insurance... Wouldn't bother me at all...
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#11 |
So Fucking Banananananas
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
Posts: 12,991
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![]() ![]() reminds me of something my gf would do. then i would stuff her in that red cooler on the right side afterwards
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
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So Fucking Banned
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