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Old 03-20-2007, 06:24 PM   #1
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To my darling husband,

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just
want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up
truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,
so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your
kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love
you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I
cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.


P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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Old 03-20-2007, 06:28 PM   #2
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:33 PM   #3
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Oh shit! Now thats gonna be a problem At least he has a moped to ride to work on!
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:35 PM   #4
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Lol, I Love It!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:01 PM   #5
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damn what a wreck!!!
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:04 PM   #6
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no one that has a ferrari would have a garage that small... this is the dumbest thread other than that sweet t thread and the skybox jet...
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:05 PM   #7
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:06 PM   #8
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:14 PM   #9
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that's a sweet revenge...damn...
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:16 PM   #10
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Insurance... Wouldn't bother me at all...
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:20 PM   #11
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reminds me of something my gf would do. then i would stuff her in that red cooler on the right side afterwards
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:22 PM   #12
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you mean it isn't true?
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:24 PM   #13
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no one that has a ferrari would have a garage that small...
Apparently, you are wrong again.
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