Why the iPhone is not the ultimate phone!! - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

karlm · 06-27-2007, 06:36 AM

Lol it already is got it on my n95

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

VOIP will never happen in a phone.

SCORE Ralph · 06-27-2007, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by volante

Undoubtedly. Apart from the touchscreen that recognises more than one point of contact, what does the Iphone do that PDA style phones haven't been doing for years?

It has the Apple branding.

drjones · 06-27-2007, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookers and School Girls

which ones were made up, I found a few that were true by searching but can't find much

Dont feel like explaining everything in detail, but Ill just go through 1 by 1 and point out which ones are right, and which ones are made up.

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I'm being told by a friend who is a COR Manager in Philly that There is going to be specific IPhone Plans with a base starting price of over $100/mo. No customization, No choosing your features, No early N&W, NO FAN DISCOUNTING ALLOWED!!!!! Apple is Making a 60% margin on this phone!!!! Plus they get a piece of this special plan. GREEDY

Plan details came out... plans start at $60 bux a month, with unlimited data included. Check engadget where they did a TCO of the iPhone compared to other smartphones. Priced in line with the rest of the market. The 60% margin is a pretty dubious claim, (but possible). The phone is more expensive, so you pay more upfront, but the plans are actually cheaper than most out there, so at the end of 2 years, you actually come out about even.

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Price: $600-$800 with a 2-yr contract. You could by 2 8525's for that kind of money.

True. Of course taking the plans you want, you may come out cheaper in the end with the iPhone.

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If the Iphone breaks(and it will) Cingular will not help the customer out even through XBM. The customer will have to go to an Apple store (Good luck finding one) to exchange it (with a $100 deductible) or mail it away and wait up to 2 weeks for a new one(no phone for 2 WEEKS. AHHHHHHH)

Dont know

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It's pretty big for a phone ? bigger than the Treo 750, BlackBerry Pearl & 8525.I TS HUGH(imagine holding a phone to your head that's almost 2x as big as the 8525) - Also were will you carry it (Wont fit in your pocket)And who wants a phone sticking out 4 inches from there waist on a clip???(The Blackjack fits in your shirt pocket)

False

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The design places too much emphasis on the product as a phone, and not enough on PDA features (entering new contacts or appointments), iPod features (not enough memory), or data connectivity (EDGE instead of a true 3G network?)

All the demos and videos make it look pretty easy to do all those things. Kind of subjective. EDGE is a drawback, but even still, most places in the country dont have GSM 3g, yet.

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Apple says there is only a 5 hour talk time. (so as we all know with all phones cut that in half) and that's if you DON'T use the music/video player or Internet. AND NO REMOVABLE BATTERY SO YOU CAN'T EVEN SWAP THEM OUT - There goes the Power Users

False. Old info. The numbers are much better now

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NO 3G - AHHHH WHAT??? - So no Cellular Video or downloading LARGE attachments from Email

Wi-fi also included. EDGE isnt that slow, in many cases, and 3g operates at much slower speeds than advertised. Theres a lot of hype behind that buzzword, but a lot less performance. What are you doing getting large email attachments anyways? Email is not a file sharing service. Big attachments = bad mkay? Either way, I can live without 3g... of course some people will disagree.

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2MP camera (but its a low end optic so pictures look just as bad as a VGA Camera)

This is just made up.

2mp camera yes, thats what it has.. looking at most smartphones of that caliber, you generally dont see anything better than that, and in many cases a 1.3 cam. I have a Nokia n80 with a 3mp camera, a phone renowned for photosnapping capabilities, and its pictures look like shit. We just wont be able to judge the quality till it comes out.

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No expansion Slot so there is no way to add additional memory once you fill up the built in memory

Sadly, this is true, and one of the cons in my book

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Apple has come out stating that there will be " no 3rd-party apps" going into the iPhone, citing stability concerns as the primary reason. A "SMARTPHONE" with NO ability for expansion programs, what's so "SMART" about that. (Windows, Palm, Blackberry & Symbian OS's have thousands of expansion programs) - There goes the Road Warrior customers(especially realtors)

True - sort of. Search for articles about the iPhone SDK. Lots of controversy about it.. to much to exlain here.

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No support for excel or PowerPoint - There goes the Business Customers

Document Viewing of excel and word is supported. Dont know about PP.

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NO IM Client (That right no AIM, Yahoo, MSN, ICQ or even the APPLE IM Client Ichat) - There goes the Teen market

Not sure. I believe you will be able to send IM's to iChat users. Apple has really remained silent on this.

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This Phone was NOT made for texters (How are you going to text quickly on a touchscreen) - There goes the Teen market Again

This is subjective.. try out the phone, make up your own mind.

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The phone supports POP3/SMTP & IMAP mail servers, but not Exchange or Blackberry servers. So no automatic PUSH email you actually have to ask it to check your email - There Goes the Business Customers Again

It does Yahoo PUSH email. Supposedly, the iPhone will work with Exchange, but I really dont care, so I havnt looked into it much.

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Google Maps, yay, but no GPS functionality? Come on - if you're going to 'reinvent' the phone, GPS should be in there. Several high-end phones have it, so why not the iPhone? So what's the point - 8800 has it built in (Half our other phones can use GPS with the telenav puck)

True

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No support for MP3 only Apples proprietary ITUNES AAC format (So you got to spend HOURS converting our MP3 collection into Itunes before you can load any music on the phone)

No mp3 support? I havnt heard either way, but I can pretty much rest assured the internet would be a shit storm of articles bitching about it, if it were true. So, I'm inclined to think this is made up.

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If you want to purchase music you HAVE to do it from ITUNES for $0.99, our windows devices allow you to purchase music from multiple companies for as little as $0.59 or Rent all the music you want for only $14.99(With a free year on the Sync or Blackjack

Just as long as the music purchased can be imported to iTunes, doesnt have incompatible DRM and can be sync'd there shouldnt be a problem. It's like an iPod.

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CANT USE ITUNES AS RINGTONES

Dont know. My god this would be great if it were true.

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NO removable SIM card(WHAT?????) so if SIM goes bad you need a new
phone

False

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Screen is Made of a semi-plastic material that will scratch easily(AKA IPOD) and will not stand up to demands of modern life.

False... screen is made of some kind of special glass

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Fingers constantly smudging the screen. Yes, we're sure the touchscreen UI is wondrous, but watching video on a screen covered in fingerprints? great! and who wants to watch movies with fingerprints all over the screen

Who knows.. ?

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Will not work one Handed at all. The Iphone is designed to be held by one have and controlled with the index finger on the other. (isn't the whole world used to dialing with there thumbs....)

Browsing the web, maybe.. Using the phone? Doesnt look like it. Have to wait and see.

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NO AIRPLANE MODE (IE you Cant turn off the transmitter like you can in all our other PDA/Smartphones SO you cant use it for music or movies when on a plane. FAA Will not allow it)

False. It has a flight mode.

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NO voice Command (so good luck dialing on a touch screen when driving Again not designed to be dialed with your thumb)

True. Stop phoning people while driving, you fuckwit.. problem solved.

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The most important feature of the included browser (Safari) seems to be that it zooms in and out, but many phones have browsers, so this is not a big deal

Correction.. most phones have *shitty* browsers. Safari actually *looks* usable. We'll have to wait and see.

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NO JAVA support. Apple's commercials seam to claim that you can view any website (Well most use Java, so NO YOU CANT)

And as I pointed out earlier.. this one is so off the mark, its not funny.

Jesus, I need a blog or something.

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Cliffs: It's going to suck

It'll have its drawbacks sure... but I doubt it will suck;)

swampthing · 06-27-2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Andiz

Keep waiting ......right now the Iphone is pretty cool

right now the iphone is a waste of money.

NikKay · 10-25-2010, 03:25 PM

This was pretty funny to reach through 3 years later.

jizmack · 10-25-2010, 03:28 PM

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VikingMan · 10-25-2010, 03:34 PM

The Motorola Cliq works great for me. Love the slide out keyboard.

Chosen · 10-25-2010, 09:42 PM

Wow the old thread

$5 submissions · 10-25-2010, 10:18 PM

The phone of the future (once cheap ass hardware floods the market and tons more apps get added) is (DRUM ROLL) ANDROID

Maxi · 10-26-2010, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by DickShoke

The iPhone is not the phone of the future because it only works on the AT&T network. The phone of the future will be a phone that will be able to access both the cellular network and be a VOIP phone that can make calls through the Internet via hotspots and other free internet services.

This is what I'm waiting for, the full integration of both cellular and internet connections and the ability to roam between them seamlessly with a wireless phone!

Good news, your wait is over. It's called an Android.

mynus · 10-26-2010, 02:14 AM

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DamianJ · 10-26-2010, 02:45 AM

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