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chodadog · 09-14-2002, 05:43 AM

The pope was recently in South Africa, and had managed to find some spare time to go out on safari. Anyways, the jeep he was in was driving alongside this river, and he noticed that a black man was being attacked by a crocodile. Next thing, a boat comes roaring around the river bend, with three white men in it. One of them has a harpoon, and carefully takes aim; hitting the crocodile right in it's back.

So they get a little closer, and the other two men drag in the dead croc and the semi-concious man, and then headed to the shore.

The pope was impressed, and stopped off to say a few words.

"That was great. I had heard that a lot of the white folk around here were racists, but what i saw today was unity and helping your fellow man. If only other countries around the world could be as united as South Africa."

And with that, the pope drove away. The harpoonist asked,

"Who was that?"

One of the other men replied, "That was his holieness the pope, all of god's wisdom is channelled through him"

The harpoonist replies,

"Well, he doesn't know fuck all about crocodile hunting, how's the bait?"

jimmyf · 09-14-2002, 05:48 AM

Jizar II · 09-14-2002, 06:00 AM

hahaha!

richard · 09-14-2002, 06:34 AM

The pope continues his tour of South Africa, and notes again that white and black folk are getting along together at the ski jump.

Stopping by, he again praises the integration of race.

"That was great. I had heard that a lot of the white folk around here were racists, but what i saw today was unity and helping your fellow man. If only other countries around the world could be as united as South Africa."

Off he goes.

Another black ski jumper comes down the ramp, just before he takes to the air...

"PULL!"

nocostporn · 09-14-2002, 06:39 AM

LOL! good stuff...you're both going to hell!

Jakke PNG · 09-14-2002, 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
LOL! good stuff...you're both going to hell!

So are you. Porn is evil.
We'll meet there.

Stealthy · 09-14-2002, 12:11 PM

Heheheheh... I'll be your tour guide...

SykkBoy · 09-14-2002, 12:16 PM

hmmm, I heard the same joke, but it was Georgia instead of Africa......

Trenton · 09-14-2002, 12:21 PM

Here's some funny ones!

What does WTC stand for? - "What Trade Center?"

The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers:
Dale Earnhardt.

At the World Trade Center restaurant, they offered three seating areas:
smoking, non-smoking and burned beyond recognition.

They dont need any more volunteers to help at the WTC:
they have found 5000 extra pairs of hands...

New York, New York, so good they hit it twice

What is world most efficient airline?
American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York 8:48!

What was the last thing going through the mind of a stockbroker on the 110th floor?
The radio mast.

America's new math:
Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon?
A: 4

If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed "The Square"?

... or the PentaGONE?

"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!"

Why are police and firemen New York's finest?
Because now you can run them through a sieve.

The theme song: Its Raining Men.

Great Jokes! But remember, they are only JOKES! so please dont be offended by them

boldy · 09-14-2002, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Trenton

Great Jokes! But remember, they are only JOKES! so please dont be offended by them

And what if i am ? Tell me you're sorry now ...

eru · 09-14-2002, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by boldy

And what if i am ? Tell me you're sorry now ...

Babaganoosh · 09-14-2002, 12:39 PM

This isn't offensive, just a good one I got emailed to me.

A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty. "You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests."

The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy whispered something into the horses ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on it's back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her.

"Second wish," said the Chief. "I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy. "Give him his horse," said the Chief. Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful red-head on it's back. The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods; same as before.

"This is your last wish," said the Chief, " make it a good one." "I'll need my horse again." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head, and put his face right up to the horse's.

"I SAID POSSE!!!!!!!"

boldy · 09-14-2002, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by eru

o Fuck Yourself ... nice ..

09-14-2002, 05:43 AM	#1
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Joke - If you're easily offended, don't bother. The pope was recently in South Africa, and had managed to find some spare time to go out on safari. Anyways, the jeep he was in was driving alongside this river, and he noticed that a black man was being attacked by a crocodile. Next thing, a boat comes roaring around the river bend, with three white men in it. One of them has a harpoon, and carefully takes aim; hitting the crocodile right in it's back. So they get a little closer, and the other two men drag in the dead croc and the semi-concious man, and then headed to the shore. The pope was impressed, and stopped off to say a few words. "That was great. I had heard that a lot of the white folk around here were racists, but what i saw today was unity and helping your fellow man. If only other countries around the world could be as united as South Africa." And with that, the pope drove away. The harpoonist asked, "Who was that?" One of the other men replied, "That was his holieness the pope, all of god's wisdom is channelled through him" The harpoonist replies, "Well, he doesn't know fuck all about crocodile hunting, how's the bait?"

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richard Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: UK Posts: 543	The pope continues his tour of South Africa, and notes again that white and black folk are getting along together at the ski jump. Stopping by, he again praises the integration of race. "That was great. I had heard that a lot of the white folk around here were racists, but what i saw today was unity and helping your fellow man. If only other countries around the world could be as united as South Africa." Off he goes. Another black ski jumper comes down the ramp, just before he takes to the air... "PULL!"

09-14-2002, 12:21 PM	#9
Trenton Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Albany Posts: 471	Here's some funny ones! What does WTC stand for? - "What Trade Center?" The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers: Dale Earnhardt. At the World Trade Center restaurant, they offered three seating areas: smoking, non-smoking and burned beyond recognition. They dont need any more volunteers to help at the WTC: they have found 5000 extra pairs of hands... New York, New York, so good they hit it twice What is world most efficient airline? American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York 8:48! What was the last thing going through the mind of a stockbroker on the 110th floor? The radio mast. America's new math: Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon? A: 4 If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed "The Square"? ... or the PentaGONE? "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!" Why are police and firemen New York's finest? Because now you can run them through a sieve. The theme song: Its Raining Men. Great Jokes! But remember, they are only JOKES! so please dont be offended by them

09-14-2002, 12:39 PM	#12
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	This isn't offensive, just a good one I got emailed to me. A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty. "You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests." The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy whispered something into the horses ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on it's back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her. "Second wish," said the Chief. "I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy. "Give him his horse," said the Chief. Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful red-head on it's back. The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods; same as before. "This is your last wish," said the Chief, " make it a good one." "I'll need my horse again." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head, and put his face right up to the horse's. "I SAID POSSE!!!!!!!" __________________ I like pie.