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Burtman · 09-21-2002, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by redwhitenblue
dildozer-
I lived in Canada for 10 years

Were you functionally literate while here for 10 years because even my nine year old has known for a few years that we don't have a president. It's okay to admit that you are dumb, we enjoy helping the people that take the short bus to school.

Burtman

SpaceAce · 09-21-2002, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Dude, beautiful skies like that are only cool because of the coloration of the pollution in the atmosphere.

hehehe

Thats all the smog above california loooking so cool.

I was just about to post something along these lines

I happen to like Canada (my uncle and mother both own cabins near Quebec City) but posting that is like saying "Canada has terrible polution!"

Garish reds and purples like that come from atmospheric pollution.

SpaceAce

Fletch XXX · 09-21-2002, 09:00 PM

Fletch XXX · 09-21-2002, 09:02 PM

Ummm, my crack about the herbs was saying, ummm if they dont even have ehrbs,... umm.. why bother.

You know I smoke the Cali Purple Kush.

Dont know what you Canadians do, most of my folk grow they own.

So it dont matter where you are.

quiet · 09-21-2002, 09:02 PM

Fletch XXX · 09-21-2002, 09:03 PM

UnseenWorld · 09-21-2002, 09:04 PM

WTF kind of lame thread is this? Are you Canada-baiters all 13 years old? Canada has backed up the US whenever it really counted (including the War in Vietnam: http://perc.ca/PEN/1992-11/collins2.html).

If any of you immature assholes can claim that you as a group have contributed more to anything worthwhile, say so. Or shut the fuck up!

ZoiNk · 09-21-2002, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by redwhitenblue
10. Fucking cold eh

That it is, but only in winter, summer is nice

9. Local cable

Um.... yeah, cable sucks, but hey, who honestly needs more then 200 channels?

8. Broadband availability

Better then most of the US, and normially the minimum you get is 1.5mbps DSL for $25US/month.

7. The french

Hey, no arguements there

6. High tax rates

Means better education (1 extra month a year for our kids), and free health care.

5. Lame ass soccer team

We have 1 soccer team? Nah, I think you are greatly misinformed.

4. Lame ass hockey team

Heheheeh, 1 hockey team again? Dood, you need to get out more.

4a. President is a stroker

President? Sorry, we don't have one. We do have a Prime Minister though.

3. Amount of yellow asian slant-eyed bastards and stinky pakkis

Racist. I aint going there.

2. Military couldnt fight its way out of a wet paper bag

Yes, but we are the best peacekeepers in the world, including getting the idea of peacekeeping going on an international level. We don't go out and kill ppl for the fun of it like another unnamed country.

1. Ugliest women in the world

Well, no. That's gotta be [Enter random country here]
ZoiNk

Rictor · 09-21-2002, 09:10 PM

What? So some people disagree with this thread? Weird.

CC · 09-21-2002, 09:18 PM

I really don't understand Canada's priorities...a country with only 57,000 people in its military is in absolutely horrible shape and quite simply would NEVER be able to protect themselves if they were attacked (if I were Canadian, this would be a very scary thing to me). Not to mention the poll that stated 85% of Canadians (including Chretien based on his comments) thought that America was partially to blame for the 9/11 attacks. Good lord. I could go on and on, but it really doesn't matter. I really couldn't care less if their skies are beautiful or if their sporting teams suck; that's all inconsequential.

quiet · 09-21-2002, 09:21 PM

some BC bud.

UnseenWorld · 09-21-2002, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by CC
I really don't understand Canada's priorities...a country with only 57,000 people in its military is in absolutely horrible shape and quite simply would NEVER be able to protect themselves if they were attacked (if I were Canadian, this would be a very scary thing to me).

Well, and who is going to invade Canada? The United States? Not too likely. If China or Russia invaded Canada, it would be pretty much regarded as an attack on the United States (read: insanity for either country to attempt), so I'm pretty mystified as to what your pont is here.

It seems like Canada has its priorities pretty well figured out.

CC · 09-21-2002, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

Well, and who is going to invade Canada? The United States? Not too likely. If China or Russia invaded Canada, it would be pretty much regarded as an attack on the United States (read: insanity for either country to attempt), so I'm pretty mystified as to what your pont is here.

It seems like Canada has its priorities pretty well figured out.

We can agree to disagree, but I cannot even fathom living in a country that doesn't have the capacity to protect itself without the help of other nations (read: USA). It seems to me that you are saying "Why does Canada need a full military when the USA is its neighbor?".

Brown Bear · 09-21-2002, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by CC

We can agree to disagree, but I cannot even fathom living in a country that doesn't have the capacity to protect itself without the help of other nations (read: USA). It seems to me that you are saying "Why does Canada need a full military when the USA is its neighbor?".

I think Canada is smart to not build a huge military. What would be the point? If for some bizarre reason any country decided to attack Canada, the US would be in there in seconds to help kick ass. So Canada gets a free ride on the US taxpayers dollar. Canada can spend more on education and healthcare because it knows it doesn't have to spend money on military.

ChrisH · 09-21-2002, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear

I think Canada is smart to not build a huge military. What would be the point? If for some bizarre reason any country decided to attack Canada, the US would be in there in seconds to help kick ass. So Canada gets a free ride on the US taxpayers dollar. Canada can spend more on education and healthcare because it knows it doesn't have to spend money on military.

But that's a pretty lame way to look at things don't you think?

David Harris "Counsel for Canadian Security" claims that the pull out in Afghanistan was because they didn't have the resources, or people needed to rotate a squad.

That is indeed scary.

Other than that I have no problem with Canada.

CDSmith · 09-22-2002, 12:20 AM

Come on now people, think before you post.
Through both world wars,
the Korean war
Viet Nam
Cyprus conflict
Gulf war
Kosovo

and a dozen other conflicts in the world, Canadian forces have shown themselves well, both as fierce fighters and as peacekeepers. Our peoples have both given and recieved aid from the USA and Great Britain as well as a host of other nations, and we have received much thanks over the years from those countries for sending forces to fight and die at their (your) sides.

In times of war, trust me when I say Canadians do what we need to do to get the job done. You've also got to take into consideration that we are only 1/10th the population of the USA, thus our economy is much more burdened by huge military spending. And the most important point in this issue regarding Canada is this.... we are a peaceful peace-loving nation. Our leaders are statesmen, diplomats, scientists etc. But make no mistake here..... our soldiers and our pilots are some of the best trained in the world. Our military is small, but believe me we can hit hard when we have to. Ask any military man in the world that has actually been in battle alongside Canadians and he/she will tell you the same.

People (original poster especally), when you form an opinion....ask yourself what the fuck you're basing it on before you start voicing it. If it's not based in fact then your opinion is worthless, thus you might as well consider shutting the fuck up.

pimpdog3 · 09-22-2002, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

some BC bud.

lol i love it, the guy that makes more money than god is smokin weed and reloading the ibill stats in the background. makes me feel better that even he has insecurity about recurring members just ::POOF:: disappearing.

troll · 09-22-2002, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by redwhitenblue
10. Fucking cold eh
9. Local cable
8. Broadband availability
7. The french
6. High tax rates
5. Lame ass soccer team
4. Lame ass hockey team
4a. President is a stroker
3. Amount of yellow asian slant-eyed bastards and stinky pakkis
2. Military couldnt fight its way out of a wet paper bag
1. Ugliest women in the world

You are obviously the dumbest person I have ever seen on-line

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bunky · 09-22-2002, 12:53 AM

not agree'n with what he said but dont bash americans, just because most of us are hicks and embreds...

bunky

49thParallel · 09-22-2002, 01:03 AM

I didn't even read any of the thread..not one word...I didn't need to to simply say..Canada is a great place...if not the greatest place to live in the world...
Let everyone say what they might...we get to live here, which is all I need to keep me happy.

Stealthy · 09-22-2002, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
People (original poster especally), when you form an opinion....ask yourself what the fuck you're basing it on before you start voicing it. If it's not based in fact then your opinion is worthless, thus you might as well consider shutting the fuck up.

I would have quoted the rest of your post, but that would be a moot point. Very well said. Good advice to anyone, posting anything, on any board, anywhere.

If you don't like Canada for whatever reason, that's fine.
Don't visit. We surely won't miss you.

Here's the reason I know so much about the Canadian Military:

Go ahead. Insult my regimental colours. We'll settle up afterwards.

CDSmith · 09-22-2002, 02:02 AM

Bunky --- What's an "embred?"

Stealthy --- thanks.

ControlThy · 09-22-2002, 02:13 AM

Military power does not tell whether a country is in good shape or not. Anyone saying otherwise does not know what factors contribute to being in good shape.

The Canadian political system of not being too aggressive when it comes to foreign issues is an intelligent political structure and for a part protects Canada from problems seen today in other countries. (terrorism).

The thread starter is obviously totally misinformed about Canada and its society.

Canada is a beautiful country and I hope to visit it this year.

.:Frog:. · 09-22-2002, 02:17 AM

redwhitenblue - I'm aware your post was designed to get a rise out of people, so I won't fall for it and get all defensive.

If your actually being serious, then I suggest you don't visit Canada. You have the freedom to travel where you want.
Visit countries you like, and don't visit the countries you dislike.
Simple isn't it?

I also suggest people stop wasting their time on this thread, as we don't want this dick win a DVD player for such a stupid post.

quiet · 09-22-2002, 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by pimpdog3

lol i love it, the guy that makes more money than god is smokin weed and reloading the ibill stats in the background. makes me feel better that even he has insecurity about recurring members just ::POOF:: disappearing.:Graucho

at just under 13000 recurring, full month members (not including new signups) - i don't actually worry about things going poof :)

Stealthy · 09-22-2002, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

at just under 13000 recurring, full month members (not including new signups) - i don't actually worry about things going poof

You mean other than that big bag o' ganja? *Poof* Er, *Puff*

Yeah yeah I know, I'll stop posting on the damn thread...

CDSmith · 09-22-2002, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by .:Frog:.
I also suggest people stop wasting their time on this thread, as we don't want this dick win a DVD player for such a stupid post.

He can't. He posted yesterday, and the new week starts today. If he had waited til today to post this shit me might have had a shot. There were lots of longer threads than this for last week, so again he shows his stupidity.

ha

And yes, Manitoba Canada is known for it's primo hydroponica ganje. I heard somewhere that it's listed as one of the top producing areas in the world too, but I can't confirm it.

Yet another reason to be proudly Canadian :D

[Labret] · 09-22-2002, 02:35 AM

As stated before, has anyone ever received a DVD player.

I fucking hate the god damn GFY dvd player urban legend. Just shut the fuck up.

quiet · 09-22-2002, 02:36 AM

CDSmith · 09-22-2002, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Nice Guy
Anyone who says BC's bud is the best in Canada is clueless. Try some good hydro grown in Manitoba, your opinion of Canada's weed will change.

BC is the place to go for the shrooms.

shhhhroooooomssssssss.

CDSmith · 09-22-2002, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
As stated before, has anyone ever received a DVD player.

I fucking hate the god damn GFY dvd player urban legend. Just shut the fuck up.

That too. People, enuff about the fuggin dvd player already.

.:Frog:. · 09-22-2002, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
As stated before, has anyone ever received a DVD player.

Beats me. But I already own 3 DVD players, so I don't really care if Lens sends them out or not.

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I fucking hate the god damn GFY dvd player urban legend. Just shut the fuck up.

DVD

gently_chided · 09-22-2002, 08:18 AM

I love canada..

mic · 09-22-2002, 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by Nikkey
As Far as Canadian Women being ugly, what the fuck are you talking about. I have been down to the States and I was shocked at all the fat people I saw! The majority of the US needs to go on a serious slim fast diet. I never saw so many fat ugly people in one place before!

True

Dusen · 09-22-2002, 08:25 AM

Someone wants a DVD player.

Sure, I'll help.

[Labret] · 09-22-2002, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dusen
Someone wants a DVD player.

Die

Dusen · 09-22-2002, 08:33 AM

Python_brad · 09-22-2002, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redwhitenblue
10. Fucking cold eh
9. Local cable
8. Broadband availability
7. The french
6. High tax rates
5. Lame ass soccer team
4. Lame ass hockey team
4a. President is a stroker
3. Amount of yellow asian slant-eyed bastards and stinky pakkis
2. Military couldnt fight its way out of a wet paper bag
1. Ugliest women in the world

Lol...thats funny stuff...but where is the punchline of this joke?

Oh wait i get it now...

TeraBabes · 09-22-2002, 09:38 AM

I like Canadian women. They are yummy...

Clam · 09-22-2002, 12:26 PM

Rush is from Canada. That's enough for me!

Clam

pink_in_the_middle · 09-22-2002, 02:26 PM

I have to say that if you think that Canada has the ugliest women ,you're looking in the wrong places. We've got the most sexiest girls around.

Thats just my two cents worth

btw I'm canadian,just because you've run into some ugly girls here doesn't mean we all are ugly so in conclusion... I just have one thing to say to you ...

[Labret] · 09-22-2002, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clam
Rush is from Canada. That's enough for me!

Clam

And Bryan Adams and Nickelback.

pink_in_the_middle · 10-04-2002, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tree
every chick i saw in canada was hot.....maybe it had something to do with my blood alcohol level

We're not talking about strip bars honey we're actually talking about WOMEN

Joe Sixpack · 10-04-2002, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candidpublishinginc

Socialized health care DOESN'T WORK!!! Senior citizens or people with a terminal illness will get below average treatment with government run health care because it doesn't benefit the society as a whole.

BULLSHIT!

We have socialized medicine here in Australia and it works fine. Governments have been thrown out of power here (or not elected) because they even considered fucking with it. Don't talk about bullshit hypotheticals when the reality is here AND working. People can choose a higher level of care if they wish by taking out insurance but the government system, by and large, still provides people with an adequate level of healthcare. There are waiting lists for non-essential, elective surgery. No system is perfect but I don't know of one Australian who doesn't appreciate their MEDICARE card and the benefits it provides. The system is funded through a 1.6% levy on an individuals taxable income.

If you ask me, private insurance only really benefits the rich, who can afford it, doctors (also rich), insurance companies, private hospitals and the drug companies.

It's sad to see someone hanging onto ideology when successful examples of socialized medicine are popping up all over the world. I've also never met a Canadian (and I meet a lot travelling) who didn't like their system of socialized medicine.

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09-21-2002, 09:04 PM	#57
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	WTF kind of lame thread is this? Are you Canada-baiters all 13 years old? Canada has backed up the US whenever it really counted (including the War in Vietnam: http://perc.ca/PEN/1992-11/collins2.html). If any of you immature assholes can claim that you as a group have contributed more to anything worthwhile, say so. Or shut the fuck up! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

09-21-2002, 09:10 PM	#59
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	What? So some people disagree with this thread? Weird.

09-21-2002, 09:18 PM	#60
CC Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,690	I really don't understand Canada's priorities...a country with only 57,000 people in its military is in absolutely horrible shape and quite simply would NEVER be able to protect themselves if they were attacked (if I were Canadian, this would be a very scary thing to me). Not to mention the poll that stated 85% of Canadians (including Chretien based on his comments) thought that America was partially to blame for the 9/11 attacks. Good lord. I could go on and on, but it really doesn't matter. I really couldn't care less if their skies are beautiful or if their sporting teams suck; that's all inconsequential.

09-21-2002, 09:21 PM	#61
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	some BC bud.

09-22-2002, 12:20 AM	#66
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Come on now people, think before you post. Through both world wars, the Korean war Viet Nam Cyprus conflict Gulf war Kosovo and a dozen other conflicts in the world, Canadian forces have shown themselves well, both as fierce fighters and as peacekeepers. Our peoples have both given and recieved aid from the USA and Great Britain as well as a host of other nations, and we have received much thanks over the years from those countries for sending forces to fight and die at their (your) sides. In times of war, trust me when I say Canadians do what we need to do to get the job done. You've also got to take into consideration that we are only 1/10th the population of the USA, thus our economy is much more burdened by huge military spending. And the most important point in this issue regarding Canada is this.... we are a peaceful peace-loving nation. Our leaders are statesmen, diplomats, scientists etc. But make no mistake here..... our soldiers and our pilots are some of the best trained in the world. Our military is small, but believe me we can hit hard when we have to. Ask any military man in the world that has actually been in battle alongside Canadians and he/she will tell you the same. People (original poster especally), when you form an opinion....ask yourself what the fuck you're basing it on before you start voicing it. If it's not based in fact then your opinion is worthless, thus you might as well consider shutting the fuck up. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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09-22-2002, 01:03 AM	#70
49thParallel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,197	I didn't even read any of the thread..not one word...I didn't need to to simply say..Canada is a great place...if not the greatest place to live in the world... Let everyone say what they might...we get to live here, which is all I need to keep me happy.

09-22-2002, 02:02 AM	#72
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09-22-2002, 02:13 AM	#73
ControlThy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,909	Military power does not tell whether a country is in good shape or not. Anyone saying otherwise does not know what factors contribute to being in good shape. The Canadian political system of not being too aggressive when it comes to foreign issues is an intelligent political structure and for a part protects Canada from problems seen today in other countries. (terrorism). The thread starter is obviously totally misinformed about Canada and its society. Canada is a beautiful country and I hope to visit it this year. Last edited by ControlThy; 09-22-2002 at 02:16 AM..

09-22-2002, 02:17 AM	#74
.:Frog:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ~ C A N A D A ~ Posts: 2,123	redwhitenblue - I'm aware your post was designed to get a rise out of people, so I won't fall for it and get all defensive. If your actually being serious, then I suggest you don't visit Canada. You have the freedom to travel where you want. Visit countries you like, and don't visit the countries you dislike. Simple isn't it? I also suggest people stop wasting their time on this thread, as we don't want this dick win a DVD player for such a stupid post. __________________ <a href="http://www.pornopayouts.com/?rid=pp3076">PornoPayouts</a> Tons of Hosted Galleries.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	As stated before, has anyone ever received a DVD player. I fucking hate the god damn GFY dvd player urban legend. Just shut the fuck up.

09-22-2002, 02:36 AM	#79
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	lol

09-22-2002, 08:18 AM	#83
gently_chided Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22	I love canada..

09-22-2002, 08:25 AM	#85
Dusen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: East Coast. Posts: 2,251	Someone wants a DVD player. Sure, I'll help.

09-22-2002, 08:33 AM	#87
Dusen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: East Coast. Posts: 2,251	Haha

09-22-2002, 09:38 AM	#89
TeraBabes Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Under Water Posts: 2,067	I like Canadian women. They are yummy... __________________ This place is too big.

09-22-2002, 12:26 PM	#90
Clam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Music City Posts: 127	Rush is from Canada. That's enough for me! Clam

09-22-2002, 02:26 PM	#91
pink_in_the_middle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: O Canada Posts: 4,503	I have to say that if you think that Canada has the ugliest women ,you're looking in the wrong places. We've got the most sexiest girls around. Thats just my two cents worth btw I'm canadian,just because you've run into some ugly girls here doesn't mean we all are ugly so in conclusion... I just have one thing to say to you ...