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fris · 11-14-2007, 03:19 PM

anyone here have a pet monkey?

Ice · 11-14-2007, 03:20 PM

http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.asp

Evil E · 11-14-2007, 03:22 PM

Luckily for you, less than a Real Doll

Mutt · 11-14-2007, 03:23 PM

you don't want a monkey as a pet. at one time i did and everybody told me horror stories - they are like having a child except they are 10 times as strong as a child and have bad tempers. I also have heard you can't toilet train them.

what kind of monkey? i wanted a chimpanzee. those other monkeys that look more like flying squirrels creep me out.

munki · 11-14-2007, 03:24 PM

We aren't cheap...

crockett · 11-14-2007, 03:24 PM

I know it's hard, but it really is much easier to teach GFY users how to submit a gallery.

fris · 11-14-2007, 03:25 PM

chimp of course

aico · 11-14-2007, 03:26 PM

Left turn Clyde

CunningStunt · 11-14-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I know it's hard, but it really is much easier to teach GFY users how to submit a gallery.

lmfao.

munki · 11-14-2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I know it's hard, but it really is much easier to teach GFY users how to submit a gallery.

L-Pink · 11-14-2007, 03:33 PM

Like, by the hour or for the night?

munki · 11-14-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Like, by the hour or for the night?

tony286 · 11-14-2007, 03:41 PM

Do research, they seem like little cute furry horror stories.

k0nr4d · 11-14-2007, 03:47 PM

Actually, I'm looking to build a mote+drawbridge around my house to replace my fence. I could use some alligators to put in the mote if you find any place online that sells exotic pets...

GAMEFINEST · 11-14-2007, 04:08 PM

watch the some vids on discovery channel about how monkeys attack...if u get one, also have a shotgun ready as a backup if the monkey goes berserk on u

RawAlex · 11-14-2007, 04:10 PM

If I had a million dollars... I would buy me a monkey (Haven't you ever wanted a monkey?)

L-Pink · 11-14-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Actually, I'm looking to build a mote+drawbridge around my house to replace my fence. I could use some alligators to put in the mote if you find any place online that sells exotic pets...

There is a reason alligators are not found in Canada. (temperature)

riddler · 11-14-2007, 04:19 PM

right turn clyd!

Oracle Porn · 11-14-2007, 04:25 PM

dont get one
http://www.thesitefights.com/pet2/in...ys/monkeys.htm

seeric · 11-14-2007, 04:30 PM

at least a dinner and enough drinks so you look good to her.

oh nevermind, diff kind of monkey.

L-Pink · 11-14-2007, 04:31 PM

Seriously, tell me what you need ....... most kinks are covered.

LeRoy · 11-14-2007, 04:34 PM

Yah I got one. I spank it all the time

digifan · 11-14-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by knew

Luckily for you, less than a Real Doll

OMG... that's funny.. but the monkeys are not cheap.

shekinah · 11-14-2007, 04:37 PM

wow looked at the link and i didn't expect the price could be that high oh crap

u-Bob · 11-14-2007, 04:51 PM

the whole monkey or just his sig?

Malicious Biz · 11-14-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I know it's hard, but it really is much easier to teach GFY users how to submit a gallery.

NickB. · 11-14-2007, 05:57 PM

an ex gf of mine had 2 in her house, trained and all, still loud as fuck...

I wouldnt do it

Spunky · 11-14-2007, 06:10 PM

Heard too many horror stories,would never own one

AtlantisCash · 11-14-2007, 06:26 PM

i also would like to have one

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-14-2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Actually, I'm looking to build a mote+drawbridge around my house to replace my fence. I could use some alligators to put in the mote if you find any place online that sells exotic pets...

gators are pretty easy to come by actually. if you are serious, i can point you in direction to the right people in canada to speak too. babies run around $400...

iSMOKE · 11-14-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

lmfao.

stop photoshopping.

madfuck · 11-14-2007, 06:31 PM

No but i want a monkey tho
thy is so cute.... ")

sysk · 11-14-2007, 06:32 PM

is it actually legal to own a monkey in USA or Canada? I don't think so.

Malicious Biz · 11-14-2007, 06:32 PM

My sister had a friend that had a spider monkey. The fucking thing almost never stopped masturbating.

Best. pet. ever.

L-Pink · 11-14-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

My sister had a friend that had a spider monkey. The fucking thing almost never stopped masturbating.

Best. pet. ever.

lol .... you edited out the best part of your post

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-14-2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sysk

is it actually legal to own a monkey in USA or Canada? I don't think so.

importing without being CITES certified isn't likely to happen, but unless your area has some specific bylaws regarding ownership of said species, there's not much holding you back from making a domestic purchase if you can find a seller. i'veseen marmoset monkeys for sale in bc before. my roomates almost bought one. something like $1200...

Malicious Biz · 11-14-2007, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

lol .... you edited out the best part of your post

Lol I didn't have it worded exactly as I wanted went to edit it.. then had to do something else.. and ran out of time when I came back to it.

It had a bad habit of trying to dupe people into rubbing it's cock. I've seen people that didn't know what it was up to start rubbing it's belly, and as they would, it would grab their hand and try to move it down to it's crotch area. So they would be unwittingly be giving it a handjob.

The fucking thing was absolutely hilarious.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-14-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Lol I didn't have it worded exactly as I wanted went to edit it.. then had to do something else.. and ran out of time when I came back to it.

It had a bad habit of trying to dupe people into rubbing it's cock. I've seen people that didn't know what it was up to start rubbing it's belly, and as they would, it would grab their hand and try to move it down to it's crotch area. So they would be unwittingly be giving it a handjob.

The fucking thing was absolutely hilarious.

hahahaha, i'm shitting myself picturing this horny little monkey trying to discreetly slip people's hands onto his hardon...

shake · 11-14-2007, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

also have heard you can't toilet train them.

Yes and they have diapers for them which you have to change all the time. if they are mad at you they will reach into the diaper to get some crap to throw at you - not kidding here, and their aim and timing couldn't be any better...

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	you don't want a monkey as a pet. at one time i did and everybody told me horror stories - they are like having a child except they are 10 times as strong as a child and have bad tempers. I also have heard you can't toilet train them. what kind of monkey? i wanted a chimpanzee. those other monkeys that look more like flying squirrels creep me out. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	at least a dinner and enough drinks so you look good to her. oh nevermind, diff kind of monkey.

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Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	My sister had a friend that had a spider monkey. The fucking thing almost never stopped masturbating. Best. pet. ever.