Bruno B is 24 yeah FUCK HIM I am 20 with a better site..... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

fnet · 09-22-2002, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty_DS
Pipe crew have you seen bruno b's content he's a fucking jackoff...

What are you talking about, dude?

His cutest chicks are cuter than your cutest chicks. And they look happy, not like they're waiting to get paid so they can hook up with their dealer. ;)

That aside, your site has potential. hook up with an established program and you'll do well.

DirtyDanza · 09-22-2002, 09:54 PM

Depends on the offer I get

playa · 09-22-2002, 10:00 PM

this is why you should never start a paysite first

DirtyDanza · 09-24-2002, 09:18 PM

What do you got playa?

Amputate Your Head · 09-24-2002, 09:27 PM

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this thread.

DirtyDanza · 09-24-2002, 09:32 PM

WASTE... jeeze it's harsh in here sometimes

deleteduser · 09-24-2002, 10:46 PM

that makes me sad. good exclusive content with such a design =( you'll never make sales and i'd brake my arms to get those content (but a little more for both arms)

Socks · 09-24-2002, 10:51 PM

Seriously you need someone else to design you a site around that content. If you want some tips ICQ me, click on my button and you can see we have a pretty nice website.

flashfreak · 09-25-2002, 12:15 AM

dirty_ds : as everybody said your design sucks big time.
I don't like brunob's neither. Hire a GOOD designer (me ;) I can show you some samples...) and think what's the best feature of your content and use it to market your site.

deleteduser · 09-25-2002, 12:20 AM

ah, this went to spam =)
hire me - hire me - hire me!

DirtyDanza · 09-25-2002, 02:30 AM

whats so shitty about my design... you can manauver through it very easy it's very user friendly what should it be a fucking map...

Amputate Your Head · 09-25-2002, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty_DS
whats so shitty about my design... you can manauver through it very easy it's very user friendly what should it be a fucking map...

it's bland, it's boring, very uninteresting, your images don't match, there's shit all over the place, no symmetry at all, and in general, looks like a three year old put it together.

that about sums it up.

DirtyDanza · 09-25-2002, 02:40 AM

so your saying it shold lookk like everyother site out there

Amputate Your Head · 09-25-2002, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty_DS
so your saying it shold lookk like everyother site out there

show me where I said that.

No.... but whoever put that dirty whatever site together broke every elementary rule of basic design pretty much in one page. I'm not going to spend all night explaining proper design techniques to you here, but trust me when I say, there isn't much there that can even remotely be called a *technique*. It's extremely amateur. And any other designer worth the title will tell you the same thing.

DirtyDanza · 09-25-2002, 11:27 AM

when did the handbook come out?

CDSmith · 09-25-2002, 11:41 AM

A few people need to read this post (again)...

Quote:

I'm not saying this is what everyone means by "you need a new design" or anything, but here's my take......

Where is it written that every pay site has to have the same looking splash page? Wild women getting banged in the images, with a few blurbs of ad text and the big three links "members" "join" and "tour"

???

If any of you have looked at the bruno b cum site, you'd see that it too is a lot different than the "standard" paysite design. Yet I'm 1:135 this month so far with them, on mostly all TGP traffic too.

Let's start accepting some other types of looks to paysites, because frankly some of these so-called "amateurish" looking sites are doing very well.

galleryseek · 09-25-2002, 11:53 AM

dirty_ds... the problem w/ the design is that someone who either wasn't very artistic, or had very limited experience in design, designed it. nothing really goes together, and you can tell someone within their first 6 months of designing web pages designed it. or some kid whos designed for 5 years w/ no artistic talent designed it

trust me and the others on the board about this, yes i know how you feel... its your site, and its done, and its natural to try and defend it, but get over the pride and take our advice man.

Amputate Your Head · 09-25-2002, 12:32 PM

CD, it's not about being "standard" or "different"..... what I said was not a plug for doing a site style similar to many others, (which does still work by the way) but rather a look at the basics of what he's got there. He asked for us to rate his site, and I'm rating it a zero in the design department for specific reasons:

Regarding http://www.dirtysdicksuckers.com/

1. Half dozen different type styles that do not compliment each other.
2. Tour background doesn't match page background. (which is fine as long as you weren't TRYING to match it.)
3. Extremely poor shadowing technique. Present in some places, not in others, and none match each other.
4. Low quality export.
5. Bland execution of theme.
6. Miscellaneous images of various resolutions that not only don't support the site, but don't even support each other.

all that's just on the splash page...
also note that nothing I listed has anything to do with being creative whatsoever. Those are simply basic design fuckups. Which is why I say.... it sucks. All the talk about being different than the norm and whatnot doesn't change the fact that the site is very poorly made.

/AMp

CDSmith · 09-25-2002, 01:04 PM

I pretty much agree, but that's not my point. My point is that pay sites do not have to have that "professional standard look" to be profitable. I don't know about this guy's site's profitability, but I do know that the bruno b site sells and converts for me quite well, better than many of my other "more professional-looking" sponsor's sites. Regular surfers don't generally care about such intricate designer things, they simply want good porn for their membership money. Bruno b's site is simple, clean, easy to navigate and the videos are quite good, the girls are good-looking.

Bottom line is, does it sell? If the answer is yes, then there's no point in him spending hundreds of dollars on a new design.

Amputate Your Head · 09-25-2002, 01:29 PM

those are not "intricate designer things".... they're basic common sense items that form the framework for the site, a.k.a. sales pitch.

it's cool.... I'm too busy to sit and argue production value here today. I gave my input.... I'm done.

DrewKole · 09-25-2002, 01:33 PM

Ya... but Bruno can legally drink alcohol and get into all clubs...

I think you're stuck bragging about your goofin lookin chick site on this msgboard, while he's out gettin drunk and fuckin all the cute ones.

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09-25-2002, 11:53 AM	#67
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	dirty_ds... the problem w/ the design is that someone who either wasn't very artistic, or had very limited experience in design, designed it. nothing really goes together, and you can tell someone within their first 6 months of designing web pages designed it. or some kid whos designed for 5 years w/ no artistic talent designed it trust me and the others on the board about this, yes i know how you feel... its your site, and its done, and its natural to try and defend it, but get over the pride and take our advice man.

09-25-2002, 12:32 PM	#68
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	CD, it's not about being "standard" or "different"..... what I said was not a plug for doing a site style similar to many others, (which does still work by the way) but rather a look at the basics of what he's got there. He asked for us to rate his site, and I'm rating it a zero in the design department for specific reasons: Regarding http://www.dirtysdicksuckers.com/ 1. Half dozen different type styles that do not compliment each other. 2. Tour background doesn't match page background. (which is fine as long as you weren't TRYING to match it.) 3. Extremely poor shadowing technique. Present in some places, not in others, and none match each other. 4. Low quality export. 5. Bland execution of theme. 6. Miscellaneous images of various resolutions that not only don't support the site, but don't even support each other. all that's just on the splash page... also note that nothing I listed has anything to do with being creative whatsoever. Those are simply basic design fuckups. Which is why I say.... it sucks. All the talk about being different than the norm and whatnot doesn't change the fact that the site is very poorly made. /AMp __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-25-2002, 01:04 PM	#69
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I pretty much agree, but that's not my point. My point is that pay sites do not have to have that "professional standard look" to be profitable. I don't know about this guy's site's profitability, but I do know that the bruno b site sells and converts for me quite well, better than many of my other "more professional-looking" sponsor's sites. Regular surfers don't generally care about such intricate designer things, they simply want good porn for their membership money. Bruno b's site is simple, clean, easy to navigate and the videos are quite good, the girls are good-looking. Bottom line is, does it sell? If the answer is yes, then there's no point in him spending hundreds of dollars on a new design. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634 Last edited by CDSmith; 09-25-2002 at 01:06 PM..

09-25-2002, 01:29 PM	#70
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	those are not "intricate designer things".... they're basic common sense items that form the framework for the site, a.k.a. sales pitch. it's cool.... I'm too busy to sit and argue production value here today. I gave my input.... I'm done. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-25-2002, 01:33 PM	#71
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	Ya... but Bruno can legally drink alcohol and get into all clubs... I think you're stuck bragging about your goofin lookin chick site on this msgboard, while he's out gettin drunk and fuckin all the cute ones.