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Why is it hard to find a "man" who can satisfy me in bed?
Well men? You need to take a course or something cause most of the time I never reach the apex of orgasmic state.
Woman do you agree?
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you sunond like a whore
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Do Fun Shit.
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Time to rethink who you are taking to bed... My girl has no issues with my performance in bed... I have to stop myself from giving her a standing ovation everytime... it's all about chemistry or something I guess...
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I wonder why women think they deserve an orgasm. If she won't cook, clean or at least rub my back, why should I expend the energy required to make sure she cums? As long as I get mine, that's all that matters.
Make a nice dinner or at least put on some nice clothes and I will make your toes curl. You get out of a situation what you put into it. Nothing more.
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Maybe because your pussy looks like the opening to the Lincoln tunnel???
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It takes 2 to have a good f---
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Why did you even post that here? You just opened yourself up for a lot of sarcasm.
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I speak what is on my mind , so you are saying you are satisfied all the time?
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Maybe you need to discover how to please a woman?
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that is what she has embedded in your brain... In reality she is unsatisfied and probably never had orgasm with you ![]()
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most guys try to get off asap when it comes to diseased ones
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... i dont care as long as I get mine, cant you diddle yourself or something?
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I can both diddle AND daddle
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For you requires a Shop-Vac
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Its really not hard to find a man that can please a woman......you need to be vocal and tell them what you want and how you want it, if you can't, don't blame it on the boys lol
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Let's see some photos of this Christina T.
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what is it you miss? Or dont like?
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Since im not the one making the stupid ass comments like you did, opening yourself up for sarcasm, you should take it all in stride.
And my wife seems pretty pleased.
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Why its hard to find a woman who doesn't sound like a slut? and haven't slept with multiple men?
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I could say the same about women. Don't act like every woman knows how to satisfy a man. It's just that men don't bitch as much.
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Well we men don't have any kind of problem to cum because our fucking g spot is very spotable and no matter how ugly a woman is, a man will always cum. Men must always cum first no matter what because the human race needs new individuals...
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First, you say that you cant find a man to give you an orgasm.
Second, you tell someone who says his wife orgasms that she's just faking it. Sounds to me like the error is that you've convinced yourself that it's not possible.
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hit up Metaman
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Ill lick your clit and pussy till you scream my name!!!!!!!!!!
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maybe you're expecting too much...
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What the fuck are you talking about, I cum every time I have sex
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too much to ask for a orgasm when the guy came all over me ?
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Could be you are a lesbian and dont know it yet, maybe pussy would please you more than a cock and a mans tongue
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I am far from a whore , just stating facts that most of you men cant please me or any woman
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You have not met me
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have you ever experienced a woman orgasm?
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you are from England? then you definately would not be able to please me or any woman
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Since you're ignoring my comment, I'll ask a question instead.
Have you ever given yourself an orgasm? Follow up, have you ever told your man what gets you off?
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ohhhh come on ....... how many men have you been with ?
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get your facts straight , men do NOT know anything about pleasing a woman
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haha, you credit men with being born with the knowledge of how to give a woman an orgasm?
Amazing that when a woman says "you should know" it really means he has absolutely NO idea wtf you're talking about. Or have I lived on another planet all of my life? lol
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Now you're talking out your ass, which isn't all that surprising considering where your head is firmly planted.
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lolo so you are a whore ...... and if you did it for free you're just a slut
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Maybe you should be a lesbian. Men don't want women who are difficult to please.
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ill pu t my money on this that she prob gives the worst bj and also just lays there not doing anything no wonder you aint getting pleasure get to work biatchhhhhhhh
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