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CaveCreek_Russell · 07-23-2008, 03:51 PM

Poor guy, I hope with the help of the gfy crowd you'll be flying about in your own private jet in no time!

Deej · 07-23-2008, 03:55 PM

I already bought you breakfast...

Ive done my share

tranza · 07-23-2008, 03:59 PM

Let's do this, what's your Paypal?

I can see you're hurt.

Juicy D. Links · 07-23-2008, 04:04 PM

Steve i am transferring my leftover mileage balance rom netjets it will get you back on your feet

brand0n · 07-23-2008, 04:08 PM

thought u were looking for someone to carry your bags.

i got just the guy to do that, and i could carry his bags.

woj · 07-23-2008, 04:13 PM

Brilliant

Fap · 07-23-2008, 04:15 PM

hah oh geez..

RayBonga · 07-23-2008, 04:19 PM

I've been saving to send my kids to college but I just can't my fellow pornographer suffer like this.

I'll cash in the monies tomorrow and send them your way.

RayBonga · 07-23-2008, 04:20 PM

btw, I don't mind being part of the entourage

biskoppen · 07-23-2008, 04:20 PM

It seems like someone is still rebilling from those sales I sent years ago...

allureman · 07-23-2008, 04:21 PM

We go out one, twice a week some times. We get drunk together. I had no Idea you were hurting that bad Steve. Tell you what; when I am not using my jet or the place in Maui, the ranch in Idaho or the Chalet in Austria consider them yours! Really I mean it buddy. Until things pick up ok.

I love you man!

Marialovesporn · 07-23-2008, 04:22 PM

what can I say...........

CunningStunt · 07-23-2008, 04:28 PM

Fucking hell you crack me up SteveLightspeed. On top of the chickensoup, this is right up there with post of the year.

AVNSherri · 07-23-2008, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allureman

We go out one, twice a week some times. We get drunk together. I had no Idea you were hurting that bad Steve. Tell you what; when I am not using my jet or the place in Maui, the ranch in Idaho or the Chalet in Austria consider them yours! Really I mean it buddy. Until things pick up ok.

I love you man!

Allureman ... everyone should be as selfless and giving as you!!!

gandalfuy · 07-23-2008, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa

You aren't shit until you have a private jet

CyberHustler · 07-23-2008, 06:04 PM

NinjaSteve · 07-23-2008, 06:15 PM

I should introduce you to some celebs. They've got what it takes and they do charity work too.

fris · 07-23-2008, 06:36 PM

porn is a sin

V_RocKs · 07-23-2008, 06:58 PM

I really should be doing some more promotion... I will try harder now that I can see the effects first hand of my handy work.

Sorry for dropping the ball, Steve. I won't let you down ever again!

HAPPYPEEKERS · 07-23-2008, 07:02 PM

hahahahahaha

JFK · 07-23-2008, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B O B

priceless

B O B are you with LIGHTSPEED ??? Shouldnt it be B O B - LIGHTSPEED Or LIGHTSPEED _ B O B .............You Need to get yourself Rebanded my friend

Pleasurepays · 07-23-2008, 07:33 PM

this thread makes me want to piss on a hooker and get kicked out of a hotel

qxm · 07-23-2008, 07:38 PM

whats the paypal/epass acc? I am touched by the sincerity of Steve and the wide response and support many board members have shown ....

tehHinjew · 07-23-2008, 09:29 PM

can i be in your entourage? i will also except paypal so the fee's are less

RevengeBucks_Monica · 07-23-2008, 09:47 PM

Dear Steve,

I felt so horribly awful for you that I had to read this post out loud to my boyfriend, and we've decided to sell everything we have so that we can paypal you the earnings. I hope that our meagre contribution might aid in your quest and perhaps provide you with the luxurious trappings which you so surely deserve.

Please, no need for public thanks, but were you to send traffic to my site, I would have more money in my coiffers in order to donate it to you. *points to her head whispering the word genius*

;)

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-23-2008, 09:55 PM

Simplify! Less is more.

Vegas Ken · 07-23-2008, 10:00 PM

Classic... I love it Steve!!

Kudles · 07-23-2008, 10:00 PM

Wow have fun being rich

munki · 07-23-2008, 10:03 PM

Next sales promo... top 10 sales this month get to cycle into Steve's entourage for teh next month...

MediaGuy · 07-23-2008, 10:12 PM

Steve, I really feel for you. Personally I think you should be on the same level as Heff and Flynt and it's a CRIME, you hear, a shameless, pardonless friggin' CRIME that you're not. And is it your fault?

NO! Dammit you worked hard, built the network and networked the building of traffic, you made us ALL proud of what it meant to be a good, respectable tax-paying pornagrapher, goddammit!!

Just thinking it and typing those words is getting me all wound up, I keep having to correct my typing! FUCK!

I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

OK, I calmed down now.

I'll send you some money. I'll publish the voucher, receipt, or email validation to prove it. Or if it's in person, I'll HAND YOU the money you need to make us all PROUD of what we do (Julius you get the picture rights!). Damn it, we need you. We can't let you wallow in a semi-upper-tax-bracket sea while we struggle in the trenches without it hurting us all.

Help me and us ALL get out of our basic affiliate quagmire. Take the money, please!!

Let our company, www.2much.net, SHINE by being the willing recipient of our donation to your rise to the upper echelons!

Please, mention us to the Bilderberg Group when you get there. Remember us little (and medium) people as I know you will.

Blessings, and wishes of inordinate fortune, as do we all, today, in faith of you,

Greg, Mediaguy, GM, 2much.net

:D

SBJ · 07-23-2008, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

I always knew you were a swallower.

oops your secret is out

C H R I S · 07-23-2008, 10:28 PM

Thread of the Year

bloggingseo · 07-23-2008, 11:46 PM

I knew this was a joke before I opened it. Nice that you're not cocky or anything, humble to the core!

2MuchMark · 07-24-2008, 12:04 AM

This butt is hypnotic.

NETbilling · 07-24-2008, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Please Help.

I?ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I?m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That?s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I?ve always truly wanted.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, ?Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?? Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

Steve Lightspeed

I will be glad to help. Send more biz to NETbilling and you will save $$$ which will help you buy your yacht, period!

:-)

Major (Tom) · 07-24-2008, 12:35 AM

classic

DUke

MediaGuy · 07-24-2008, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

This butt is hypnotic.

Gayboy. That's a guy.

:D

Fucksakes · 07-24-2008, 10:51 PM

I've been saving all my money to buy jordan from ya, soon you will have your jet.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 07-24-2008, 10:58 PM

I'm sure you could find someone to blow SteveLightspeed...

again... if you need a job...

Shey · 07-24-2008, 10:59 PM

Steve,

I don't have much but I can send you some Burgos girls your way. They are pretty cheap so about a dozen should do? Best of luck...

Oliver Klozov · 07-24-2008, 11:27 PM

You said you're going to swallow what?

dgraves · 07-25-2008, 02:50 AM

hey steve, i just put a fart in the mail for ya...use it sparingly!

jscott · 07-25-2008, 03:01 AM

hahahahahha

fucking hilarious!!!! LOL

VicD · 07-25-2008, 03:43 AM

Oh man you're breaking my heart, gonna send traffic instantly

xxxjay · 07-25-2008, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Please Help.

I?ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I?m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That?s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I?ve always truly wanted.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, ?Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?? Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

Steve Lightspeed

I got your personal jet on the way bro! Try to tough it out!

mona · 07-25-2008, 04:26 AM

It's like that South Park episode where they take them to Britney Spears house, along with other celebs, and say, "Because you downloaded music illegaly, Britney must settle for last year's jet instead of the new one."

Reminds me, the Wheel of Fortune South Park...If you haven't seen this one, it's SO funny

nation-x · 07-25-2008, 05:24 AM

maybe you should start a hedge fund... lots of super rich guys being made there.

SCOOTER · 07-25-2008, 05:27 AM

Bump for a Jet !!

Peaches · 07-25-2008, 05:31 AM

Steve, I have found the only way to truly be happy is to own a pug.

I'm sending you all 4 of mine.

You can thank me later ;)

P.S. - I will include the correct diaper size for the incontinent one so you don't have to try the other 20 sizes for the right fit. Again, you can thank me later. I'm here to help.

Pete-KT · 07-25-2008, 07:36 AM

Bump for Steve's Jet

07-23-2008, 03:51 PM	#51
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07-23-2008, 03:59 PM	#53
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07-23-2008, 04:04 PM	#54
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07-23-2008, 04:15 PM	#57
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07-23-2008, 04:19 PM	#58
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07-23-2008, 04:20 PM	#59
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07-23-2008, 04:21 PM	#61
allureman Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 11	I am a bad friend! We go out one, twice a week some times. We get drunk together. I had no Idea you were hurting that bad Steve. Tell you what; when I am not using my jet or the place in Maui, the ranch in Idaho or the Chalet in Austria consider them yours! Really I mean it buddy. Until things pick up ok. I love you man!

07-23-2008, 04:22 PM	#62
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07-23-2008, 04:28 PM	#63
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	Fucking hell you crack me up SteveLightspeed. On top of the chickensoup, this is right up there with post of the year.

07-23-2008, 06:04 PM	#66
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07-23-2008, 06:15 PM	#67
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07-23-2008, 06:58 PM	#69
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07-23-2008, 07:33 PM	#72
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07-23-2008, 07:38 PM	#73
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07-23-2008, 09:29 PM	#74
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07-23-2008, 09:47 PM	#75
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07-23-2008, 09:55 PM	#76
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07-23-2008, 10:00 PM	#77
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07-23-2008, 10:03 PM	#79
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07-23-2008, 10:12 PM	#80
MediaGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Montrealquebecanada Posts: 5,500	Steve, I really feel for you. Personally I think you should be on the same level as Heff and Flynt and it's a CRIME, you hear, a shameless, pardonless friggin' CRIME that you're not. And is it your fault? NO! Dammit you worked hard, built the network and networked the building of traffic, you made us ALL proud of what it meant to be a good, respectable tax-paying pornagrapher, goddammit!! Just thinking it and typing those words is getting me all wound up, I keep having to correct my typing! FUCK! I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE! OK, I calmed down now. I'll send you some money. I'll publish the voucher, receipt, or email validation to prove it. Or if it's in person, I'll HAND YOU the money you need to make us all PROUD of what we do (Julius you get the picture rights!). Damn it, we need you. We can't let you wallow in a semi-upper-tax-bracket sea while we struggle in the trenches without it hurting us all. Help me and us ALL get out of our basic affiliate quagmire. Take the money, please!! Let our company, www.2much.net, SHINE by being the willing recipient of our donation to your rise to the upper echelons! Please, mention us to the Bilderberg Group when you get there. Remember us little (and medium) people as I know you will. Blessings, and wishes of inordinate fortune, as do we all, today, in faith of you, Greg, Mediaguy, GM, 2much.net :D __________________ YOU Are Industry News! Press Releases: pr[at]payoutmag.com Facebook: Payout Magazine! Facebook: MIKEB! ICQ: 248843947 Skype: Mediaguy1

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07-23-2008, 11:46 PM	#83
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07-24-2008, 10:59 PM	#90
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