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MOxxx · 11-05-2007, 02:53 PM

i think today is my record: 45 mins

Thanks god i have the speakers on my phone.

What was your worst holding time?

amateurcanada · 11-05-2007, 03:19 PM

lol I still have an email that I sent to customer service months ago with no response lol

V_RocKs · 11-05-2007, 03:47 PM

About 2 minutes...

Perhaps they have a pimp filter?

MOxxx · 11-05-2007, 06:41 PM

I really don't understand how such a company can do business.

p1mpdogg · 11-05-2007, 06:43 PM

wher eis that pimp that alwasy bails out epass?

the only smart thing epass has ever done was rip of DEA. one less brown guy that can afford to smuggle more drugs accross the border now.

kudos epass. top notch.

MOxxx · 11-06-2007, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

About 2 minutes...

Perhaps they have a pimp filter?

i think so.......

AGS-17 · 11-06-2007, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

I really don't understand how such a company can do business.

hm I too dont inderstand

smutnut · 11-06-2007, 09:39 AM

Shit, I have to get on with them today too, it looks like

Every fucking week they fix one problem and create two more.

It's best to have a large bottle of booze with you while you're waiting. You can be really loosened up if you you start drinking when they put you on hold by the time they actually get to you!

DEA - banned for life · 11-06-2007, 11:24 AM

www.FuckEpass.com

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SpeakEasy · 11-06-2007, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

About 2 minutes...

Perhaps they have a pimp filter?

Bull Shit !!!

MOxxx · 11-06-2007, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA

www.FuckEpass.com

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you love them huh? lol

MOxxx · 11-06-2007, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut

Shit, I have to get on with them today too, it looks like

Every fucking week they fix one problem and create two more.

It's best to have a large bottle of booze with you while you're waiting. You can be really loosened up if you you start drinking when they put you on hold by the time they actually get to you!

How did it go?

papill0n · 11-06-2007, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

one less brown guy that can afford to smuggle more drugs accross the border now.

and this is the new reformed pimpdogg is it?

newsflash your as obnoxious as ever

baX · 11-06-2007, 08:15 PM

Last time it was around 10 minutes and I'm living in Europe.

smutnut · 11-06-2007, 08:18 PM

We have lots of pro epass losers in another thread. I think some people are giving out "French Benifits" and I do mean french, that's not a typo

fatfoo · 11-06-2007, 08:25 PM

45min.. damn, that's a lot

i never called them myself, didn't have a need

MOxxx · 11-07-2007, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

45min.. damn, that's a lot

i never called them myself, didn't have a need

you are a like one....

MOxxx · 11-28-2007, 11:12 AM

Tickler · 11-28-2007, 01:27 PM

Almost an hour on long distance listening the guy at the other type up a report at about 10 sec. per keystroke.

RBC · 11-28-2007, 01:36 PM

you send wrong emails - I am getting replies fast - within two weeks usually :D

SarahLLO · 11-28-2007, 03:06 PM

I've had an epass account for two weeks and have already figured out that Michael O. is the way to go =)

Star 69 · 11-28-2007, 04:12 PM

I have never wait so long, i just hang up the phone!!!!

MOxxx · 12-19-2007, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RBC

you send wrong emails - I am getting replies fast - within two weeks usually :D

MOxxx · 12-20-2007, 12:34 PM

polle54 · 12-20-2007, 12:37 PM

LOL i only communicate through Michael O, so normally around 5 secs of waiting.

polle54 · 12-20-2007, 12:39 PM

LOL i only communicate through Michael O, so normally around 5 secs of waiting.

DamageX · 12-20-2007, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Star 69

I have never wait so long, i just hang up the phone!!!!

Yes, that should teach them!

MOxxx · 12-28-2007, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54

LOL i only communicate through Michael O, so normally around 5 secs of waiting.

good for you.

MOxxx · 01-24-2008, 09:25 AM

Even the receptionist makes you wait!

tranza · 01-24-2008, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

Even the receptionist makes you wait!

What do you mean by that?

MOxxx · 02-14-2008, 09:07 AM

Klen · 02-14-2008, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

What do you mean by that?

Probaly nothing

MOxxx · 05-23-2008, 12:24 PM

Keep voting........

starpimps · 05-23-2008, 12:45 PM

I just wait for michael O to be online and shoot him a message. Turn around time, 5 min max

i have tried to phone before but i got so frustrated, things were just not getting done.

ultra100 · 05-23-2008, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps

I just wait for michael O to be online and shoot him a message. Turn around time, 5 min max

i have tried to phone before but i got so frustrated, things were just not getting done.

Michael O. is the man

I am just wondering how this man is so successful in resolving epassporte problems many people have these days. Must be working 24/7.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-23-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultra100

Michael O. is the man

I am just wondering how this man is so successful in resolving epassporte problems many people have these days. Must be working 24/7.

jk , maybe a strong work ethic ? or maybe the problems are usually very easily fixed its just epassporte's phone reps don't understand how to solve problems very quickly.

Usually when you are dealing with phone support , if there is a problem its because they are unfamiliar with the product/process or they are simply not trained properly.

When i have dealt with epassporte phone reps it was a nightmare. Hours on hold , dropped calls and just plain blatant lying .Theres nothing worse than being lied to.

micheal on the other hand has always been easy and quick to deal with , tells you the facts , gets problems solved. Not everyone likes all the answers but hey thats life.

MOxxx · 05-23-2008, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

jk , maybe a strong work ethic ? or maybe the problems are usually very easily fixed its just epassporte's phone reps don't understand how to solve problems very quickly.

Usually when you are dealing with phone support , if there is a problem its because they are unfamiliar with the product/process or they are simply not trained properly.

When i have dealt with epassporte phone reps it was a nightmare. Hours on hold , dropped calls and just plain blatant lying .Theres nothing worse than being lied to.

micheal on the other hand has always been easy and quick to deal with , tells you the facts , gets problems solved. Not everyone likes all the answers but hey thats life.

Good Micheal sounds like an Angel....then..how do i get in touch with him?

Michael O · 05-23-2008, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

Good Micheal sounds like an Angel....then..how do i get in touch with him?

Please email me at [email protected]

GrouchyAdmin · 05-23-2008, 03:44 PM

I've never had to call. I either contact, or write Michael a note. Next day, next two days, issue is resolved.

MOxxx · 11-17-2008, 06:17 PM

I guess "more than an hour" won.

View Poll Results: Epasporte worst holding time, What's your record?
0-15 mins	7	38.89%
16-30 mins	0	0%
31-45 mins	2	11.11%
46- 1 hr	1	5.56%
more than 1 hr	8	44.44%
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11-05-2007, 02:53 PM	#1
MOxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Atlanta,GA Posts: 3,022	Epassport Holding time i think today is my record: 45 mins Thanks god i have the speakers on my phone. What was your worst holding time? __________________ Increase revenue and maximize your business potential by translating your website with a partner who truly understands your industry! For more information about X-Rated Translations visit https://www.xratedtranslations.com Last edited by MOxxx; 11-05-2007 at 02:56 PM..

11-05-2007, 03:19 PM	#2
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11-05-2007, 06:41 PM	#4
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11-05-2007, 06:43 PM	#5
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	wher eis that pimp that alwasy bails out epass? the only smart thing epass has ever done was rip of DEA. one less brown guy that can afford to smuggle more drugs accross the border now. kudos epass. top notch. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

11-05-2007, 03:47 PM	#3
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,397	About 2 minutes... Perhaps they have a pimp filter?

11-06-2007, 09:39 AM	#8
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Shit, I have to get on with them today too, it looks like Every fucking week they fix one problem and create two more. It's best to have a large bottle of booze with you while you're waiting. You can be really loosened up if you you start drinking when they put you on hold by the time they actually get to you! Last edited by smutnut; 11-06-2007 at 09:42 AM..

11-06-2007, 11:24 AM	#9
DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	www.FuckEpass.com .

11-06-2007, 08:15 PM	#14
baX Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BP Posts: 17,911	Last time it was around 10 minutes and I'm living in Europe.

11-06-2007, 08:18 PM	#15
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	We have lots of pro epass losers in another thread. I think some people are giving out "French Benifits" and I do mean french, that's not a typo

11-06-2007, 08:25 PM	#16
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	45min.. damn, that's a lot i never called them myself, didn't have a need __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-28-2007, 11:12 AM	#18
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11-28-2007, 01:27 PM	#19
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11-28-2007, 01:36 PM	#20
RBC Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 328	you send wrong emails - I am getting replies fast - within two weeks usually :D

11-28-2007, 03:06 PM	#21
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11-28-2007, 04:12 PM	#22
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12-20-2007, 12:34 PM	#24
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12-20-2007, 12:37 PM	#25
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12-20-2007, 12:39 PM	#26
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01-24-2008, 09:25 AM	#29
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05-23-2008, 12:24 PM	#33
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05-23-2008, 12:45 PM	#34
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05-23-2008, 03:44 PM	#39
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11-17-2008, 06:17 PM	#40
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