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tehHinjew · 12-11-2008, 08:52 AM

my penis was in this thread

jwerd · 12-11-2008, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by perry44

The facts are August 13 when i gave this guy the second installment of the $5200 July 25th being the first one, it was to be 4-6 weeks for the site to be ready to hand over....it's now December 11 and fuck all has happened. As far as this legal shit..he sent me this on November 27th,

Dear Perry,

After consulting with my lawyer we have decided to annul the business contract between you and me.
Due to the fact that you are trying to blackmail and accuse me of something unrelated, we have decided to fill a cease and decease against you.
Expect mail within the next week, so you can give a statement on the legal way.
Questions regarding refundable funds will be handled the legal way too.
This will be my last email to you. All following matters will be handled by my lawyer.

Have a nice day and better think twice before taking any kind of action. Id recommend you contact your lawyer too, so they can work things out.

Regards

Jens

I could show you all the fucking excuses this guy came up with over the course me asking what the fuck is going on, I sent you your refund, check your bank, this went on for weeks.

GFY gets results, man. I hope the best for you in this.

It's funny when someone tries to act smart, it's called "Cease and Desist"

DomP_nl · 12-11-2008, 08:55 AM

who's PimpinJ again ?

Machete_ · 12-11-2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by perry44

After consulting with my lawyer

bloggingseo · 12-11-2008, 08:58 AM

Did you have a contract with him? If not, you're screwed

sextoyking · 12-11-2008, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

As the cool kids say "word"

Agent 488 · 12-11-2008, 09:11 AM

wow perry you got fucked. good luck.

Agent 488 · 12-11-2008, 09:14 AM

"cease and decease" lol ....

nico-t · 12-11-2008, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

"cease and decease" lol ....

heh thats what caught my eye too...

Oracle Porn · 12-11-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

"cease and decease" lol ....

jwerd · 12-11-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

"cease and decease" lol ....

yeah sounds like a death threat to me

Machete_ · 12-11-2008, 09:32 AM

how can anyone get $5000 for making a blog with 300-400 posts and no real traffic?

PLEASE tell me where you find those customers

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-11-2008, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

ahoy · 12-11-2008, 09:38 AM

Damn sounds like you got screwed by a total shady cocksucker. Thanks for teaching us new guys not to do business with this joker.

JamesK · 12-11-2008, 09:42 AM

I sale cheap cease and decease

12-11-2008, 09:45 AM

sell me one please JamesK, can I pick the decease myself?

Sid70 · 12-11-2008, 10:09 AM

prime sig spot secured.

Roald · 12-11-2008, 10:41 AM

cease and decease made me smile lol

perry44 · 12-11-2008, 10:51 AM

When i asked for a refund....here's what happened...

Hey Perry,
all cool here no worries. Sent you the money last week. Ill check on wednesday with bank to see if it left my account already.

Regards

jens

---------------------------------------------

Hey Yeah, sent this morning again.
Shoudnt take more then a week. I dont check emails every 10mins right now, so please have some patience till i reply.

Regards

Jens
On Nov 14, 2008,
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Loaded Paypal yesterday. Should be in today, so ill send you $160 bucks today

Changing Linkcodes on your blogs today so you can take over my account.
Going to check for my phone again after lunch and hopefully have a chance to call you today.
Ill promise that everything will be done today so enjoy your weekend brother and look forward to a completed project by the end of the week.
Sorry again mate and ill definatly make up for it, so heads up.

Regards

Jens
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Alright, i will get to the bank tomorrow morning and get your money send back.

On Nov 4, 2008
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Nothing but fucking lies.......you call this a good business guy?

cykoe6 · 12-11-2008, 10:51 AM

So many hustlers on this board. I am pretty impressed that he scored $5200 off of one mark. I would like to offer him a job hustling touristas here in Latvia. I could really use someone with that kind of skill set here.

jwerd · 12-11-2008, 10:57 AM

I love the "this is my last reply in this thread". God damn, if that doesn't make him look shady, I don't know what will... I understand not feeding a troll or some shit, but a guy that claims he owes him a refund in excess of $5k and all this dude does is jump in the thread, write a quick response and call it good... wow... that's professional. Fact is, he didn't say whether or not this guys claim was true or false, he just said "unrelated" or something... Damn

WarChild · 12-11-2008, 11:02 AM

Well, all I can say is wow.

Jens, no lawyer helped you file a "cease and decease" order, so just stop with the lies there. "Have a nice day and better think twice before taking any kind of action" is a vague threat meant to show he has the upper hand and you'd better just do what he says. Don't worry, it's clearly a bluff this time.

When Jens first showed up on the board, my spider senses went way off. Over time he seemed like an OK guy, and I just sort of let it slide. I have to say that given what we've seen here, it looks to me like he did fuck this guy out of $5200.

If you don't want to defend your actions here in the court of public opinion, which is fair enough, pay the man back his $5200 and never mind with your ordering him to stop and die, lies about legal action and blah blah blah. Otherwise based on the facts, it doesn't look good for your rep.

DomP_nl · 12-11-2008, 11:11 AM

nobody else remembers PimpinJ ?

Must be me then

starpimps · 12-11-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DomP_nl

nobody else remembers PimpinJ ?

Must be me then

hhaa yeah i remember pimpin j from 07.

Penny Flame · 12-11-2008, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sands

If Jens Van Assterdam likes trannies, and Jens Van Assterdam likes Penny Flame, then is Penny Flame a tranny via the transitive property?

Yaaaay math!

bwahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha

Iron Fist · 12-11-2008, 11:42 AM

Amazing how people are so trustworthy with someone they've never met... 5 grand? I'm holding your kids hostage if i'm paying 5 grand to anyone from here for anything.

Everyone's thinking it, but i'll say it...

"A fool and his money are soon parted..."

TheDA · 12-11-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DomP_nl

nobody else remembers PimpinJ ?

Must be me then

I remember him.

Are you trying to make a point with this? Is there a story behind it?

Klen · 12-11-2008, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DomP_nl

nobody else remembers PimpinJ ?

Must be me then

Guy who was sending fraud epassporte funds ?

12-11-2008, 12:55 PM

interesting, is there a connection between PimpinJ and Jens?

nico-t · 12-11-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Amazing how people are so trustworthy with someone they've never met... 5 grand?

true... for such an amount its better to use an escrow service

Quagmire · 12-11-2008, 01:35 PM

dang.

I visited this thread, and all I got was a 3rd page sig spot.

dav3 · 12-11-2008, 01:53 PM

I might as well get on 3rd page also.

DepravedPreacher · 12-11-2008, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Amazing how people are so trustworthy with someone they've never met... 5 grand? I'm holding your kids hostage if i'm paying 5 grand to anyone from here for anything....

What? You mean that over 6.6k posts in 10 months on the board doesn't give you instant credibility. I'm shocked!

lazycash · 12-11-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Well, all I can say is wow.

Jens, no lawyer helped you file a "cease and decease" order, so just stop with the lies there. "Have a nice day and better think twice before taking any kind of action" is a vague threat meant to show he has the upper hand and you'd better just do what he says. Don't worry, it's clearly a bluff this time.

When Jens first showed up on the board, my spider senses went way off. Over time he seemed like an OK guy, and I just sort of let it slide. I have to say that given what we've seen here, it looks to me like he did fuck this guy out of $5200.

If you don't want to defend your actions here in the court of public opinion, which is fair enough, pay the man back his $5200 and never mind with your ordering him to stop and die, lies about legal action and blah blah blah. Otherwise based on the facts, it doesn't look good for your rep.

I'm sure Jens is broke and has spent the 5k and all his amateurish legal mumbo jumbo was meant to hold Perry off and maybe keep him from letting others know. Jens has said there's more to the story, but he has yet to claim that he's given Perry anything in return for the 5k. If Jens had half a brain he'd simply pay someone $500 to do the job, there's plenty of people here that could do that job in a few days. The problem is that it sounds like he made some claims regarding traffic and revenue to make the deal and he's going to have a difficult time fulfilling that part of the deal.

I too had a sense something was up with this Jens guy when he appeared on this board as Machete_Rodriguez earlier this year. Although he said he was new, he kept referring to past gfy incidents in his posts, so it was obvious he was another nick from the past. I'm guessing he's got a shady past here and wanted to start a new rep, well you can kiss that goodbye.

BradM · 12-11-2008, 02:36 PM

Lazy: I had that instinct too... funny how you and I can smell the bullshit every single time. We should just be gay together... though we'd be a really angry gay couple

halfpint · 12-11-2008, 02:43 PM

Wtf Jens

I kinda had you up as an ok guy, pretty dissapointing, would be a good idea to sort this out with perry44

Jarmusch · 12-11-2008, 02:47 PM

Just passing by and taking notes...

Farang · 12-11-2008, 02:58 PM

why would the guy who's making millions make himself look bad over 5k, hmmmmm

clickyclick · 12-11-2008, 03:11 PM

Dude, sorry to hear you got scammed by Jens. Never trust anyone on the net I guess.

ladida · 12-11-2008, 03:32 PM

Must be some pretty high end lawyer when he issues a "cease and decease" orders.

u-Bob · 12-11-2008, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew

my penis was in this thread

mine's bigger

_Richard_ · 12-11-2008, 03:38 PM

lol @ the letter

BusterBunny · 12-11-2008, 03:40 PM

this thread delivers?

Nicky · 12-11-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

this thread delivers?

So does your avatar, urgh

frank7799 · 12-11-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

I sale cheap cease and decease

To jump on this: my deepest condolences.

frank7799 · 12-11-2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladida

Must be some pretty high end lawyer when he issues a "cease and decease" orders.

More likely a mortician.

Juicy D. Links · 12-11-2008, 03:45 PM

DamageX · 12-11-2008, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAK

why would the guy who's making millions make himself look bad over 5k, hmmmmm

How do YOU know that he makes millions? And if he did and actually had a lawyer, don't you think he'd be at least smart enough to copy "cease and desist" and spell it correctly? Or smart enough not to make threats?

My money's on there's nothing left of the $5K+.

EXPORT · 12-11-2008, 03:47 PM

this thread is slowly taking off

So Jens is Pimpin J?

Juicy D. Links · 12-11-2008, 04:09 PM

5k for a blog???

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12-11-2008, 09:11 AM	#107
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	wow perry you got fucked. good luck.

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12-11-2008, 09:32 AM	#112
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12-11-2008, 09:38 AM	#114
ahoy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 512	Damn sounds like you got screwed by a total shady cocksucker. Thanks for teaching us new guys not to do business with this joker.

12-11-2008, 09:45 AM	#116
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	sell me one please JamesK, can I pick the decease myself?

12-11-2008, 10:51 AM	#119
perry44 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 131	When i asked for a refund....here's what happened... Hey Perry, all cool here no worries. Sent you the money last week. Ill check on wednesday with bank to see if it left my account already. Regards jens --------------------------------------------- Hey Yeah, sent this morning again. Shoudnt take more then a week. I dont check emails every 10mins right now, so please have some patience till i reply. Regards Jens On Nov 14, 2008, -------------------------------------------------------------------- Loaded Paypal yesterday. Should be in today, so ill send you $160 bucks today Changing Linkcodes on your blogs today so you can take over my account. Going to check for my phone again after lunch and hopefully have a chance to call you today. Ill promise that everything will be done today so enjoy your weekend brother and look forward to a completed project by the end of the week. Sorry again mate and ill definatly make up for it, so heads up. Regards Jens ----------------------------------------------------------------- Alright, i will get to the bank tomorrow morning and get your money send back. On Nov 4, 2008 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing but fucking lies.......you call this a good business guy? __________________ www.celebritytitclub.com

12-11-2008, 10:51 AM	#120
cykoe6 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 4,499	So many hustlers on this board. I am pretty impressed that he scored $5200 off of one mark. I would like to offer him a job hustling touristas here in Latvia. I could really use someone with that kind of skill set here. __________________ бабки, шлюхи, сила

12-11-2008, 10:57 AM	#121
jwerd Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 1,953	I love the "this is my last reply in this thread". God damn, if that doesn't make him look shady, I don't know what will... I understand not feeding a troll or some shit, but a guy that claims he owes him a refund in excess of $5k and all this dude does is jump in the thread, write a quick response and call it good... wow... that's professional. Fact is, he didn't say whether or not this guys claim was true or false, he just said "unrelated" or something... Damn __________________ Yii Framework Guru - Seasoned PHP vet - Partner @ XXXCoupon.com

12-11-2008, 11:02 AM	#122
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Well, all I can say is wow. Jens, no lawyer helped you file a "cease and decease" order, so just stop with the lies there. "Have a nice day and better think twice before taking any kind of action" is a vague threat meant to show he has the upper hand and you'd better just do what he says. Don't worry, it's clearly a bluff this time. When Jens first showed up on the board, my spider senses went way off. Over time he seemed like an OK guy, and I just sort of let it slide. I have to say that given what we've seen here, it looks to me like he did fuck this guy out of $5200. If you don't want to defend your actions here in the court of public opinion, which is fair enough, pay the man back his $5200 and never mind with your ordering him to stop and die, lies about legal action and blah blah blah. Otherwise based on the facts, it doesn't look good for your rep. __________________ .

12-11-2008, 11:11 AM	#123
DomP_nl So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 128579 Posts: 631	nobody else remembers PimpinJ ? Must be me then

12-11-2008, 11:42 AM	#126
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Amazing how people are so trustworthy with someone they've never met... 5 grand? I'm holding your kids hostage if i'm paying 5 grand to anyone from here for anything. Everyone's thinking it, but i'll say it... "A fool and his money are soon parted..." __________________ i like waffles

12-11-2008, 12:55 PM	#129
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	interesting, is there a connection between PimpinJ and Jens? Last edited by ThumbLord; 12-11-2008 at 12:55 PM.. Reason: typo

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12-11-2008, 02:36 PM	#135
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12-11-2008, 02:43 PM	#136
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	Wtf Jens I kinda had you up as an ok guy, pretty dissapointing, would be a good idea to sort this out with perry44 __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net

12-11-2008, 02:47 PM	#137
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	Just passing by and taking notes...

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Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,484	why would the guy who's making millions make himself look bad over 5k, hmmmmm

12-11-2008, 03:11 PM	#139
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12-11-2008, 03:45 PM	#147
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12-11-2008, 03:47 PM	#149
EXPORT Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,345	this thread is slowly taking off So Jens is Pimpin J?

12-11-2008, 04:09 PM	#150
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	5k for a blog???