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TimBlaze · 12-23-2008, 10:39 PM

One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it.

I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though.

Howbout you?

Voodoo · 12-23-2008, 10:41 PM

I think I could probably take a bear blindfolded with both arms and my legs tied behind my back.

baddog · 12-23-2008, 10:41 PM

Lots of ifs there.

munki · 12-23-2008, 11:05 PM

A wolf...

Used to have one, we'd rough house all the time.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-23-2008, 11:07 PM

Chipmunk.

baddog · 12-23-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

A wolf...

Used to have one, we'd rough house all the time.

He let you win.

munki · 12-23-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He let you win.

lol nah, he was just a pussy... our cats beat him up.

tony286 · 12-23-2008, 11:14 PM

a giraffe that's not fair its a veggie eater, play with a tiger and then Im impressed. lol

TimBlaze · 12-23-2008, 11:18 PM

giraffe is bigger though and they are known to kill tigers and lions with donkey kicks kinda like how in chess that horse thing can only attack from an L from the side, a giraffe can only attack from the back with a kick, so I'll come from in front or beside like a velociraptor

BusterBunny · 12-23-2008, 11:21 PM

not sure i can take any mammals...my chihuahua bit me in the face and i couldn't do shit except bleed and run around screaming like a little girl...do insects count?

uno · 12-23-2008, 11:22 PM

I can barely take my ferrets sometimes.

Jayvis · 12-23-2008, 11:23 PM

Blind goldfish at best.

MikeSmoke · 12-23-2008, 11:32 PM

I burnt up an entire anthill once, does that count?

dav3 · 12-23-2008, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze

giraffe is bigger though and they are known to kill tigers and lions with donkey kicks kinda like how in chess that horse thing can only attack from an L from the side, a giraffe can only attack from the back with a kick, so I'll come from in front or beside like a velociraptor

Giraffes also attack with their necks, kind of like a swinging headbutt.

bausch · 12-23-2008, 11:45 PM

A spider or ants but I would be afraid to use my hands so I would use Raid insect spray instead. I am afraid to even hold a cat with my hands; it might scratch me.

heymatty · 12-23-2008, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze

One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it.

I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though.

Howbout you?

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Don't think you will catch it

CDSmith · 12-24-2008, 12:35 AM

I've heard emus are pretty tough and can take off a finger with their beaks if provoked. But I think I could take one. Their necks are pretty long, I'm sure I could snap it in two with one quick two-handed assault.

I'ma say emu.

d-null · 12-24-2008, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze

One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it.

I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though.

Howbout you?

TimBlaze you are a complete dumbass

Cyandin · 12-24-2008, 12:44 AM

I'm going to go with a medium sized dog.

In reality, you'll more than likely lose to a larger dog unless you get a lucky blow in. Bobcats probably wont kill you, but I promise you, you will NOT kill it. A mountain lion will absolutely slay you %110 of the time. A boar will eat you, clothes and all. Yeah, I'm definitely doing with medium sized dog. Let's say a Labrador.

CaptainHowdy · 12-24-2008, 04:02 AM

Chihuahua...

Nicky · 12-24-2008, 04:07 AM

I really don't think in those terms. But being good at grappling seems like a winner.

AngusAl · 12-24-2008, 04:26 AM

I think i could take a mouse............not a rat........but i could fuck up a mouse

Okay maybe not a big mouse, but if a mouse came after me I think I could kill it..........most likely I would at least survive

iMind · 12-24-2008, 04:47 AM

That's a good question...

Depends really,
I can make my rottweiler and my doberman cower in fear.. but then this summer a muskrat had me screaming like a girl.. long story

iMind · 12-24-2008, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Giraffes also attack with their necks, kind of like a swinging headbutt.

holy shit

hjnet · 12-24-2008, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by bausch

I am afraid to even hold a cat with my hands; it might scratch me.

Pussy

VicD · 12-24-2008, 05:01 AM

a mosquito

DWB · 12-24-2008, 05:22 AM

I posted about it somewhere on this board with pics but I had to kill a bob cat while camping a couple of years back. I was attacked and taken to the ground but I was able to fall into rocks where I grabbed a larger one and started bashing it in the head until I gained control. They I beat it to death, went back to the site to get the cam and returned to take some pics.

I still have a few scars from it on my chest. Scary shit.

tranza · 12-24-2008, 06:08 AM

Hahaha....a chicken maybe!!

kowalsky · 12-24-2008, 06:08 AM

I can´t kill anything.

ContentSHOOTER · 12-24-2008, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Lots of ifs there.

UMMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT???????????????

John-ACWM · 12-24-2008, 06:27 AM

Funny replies
I once killed expectations

HorseShit · 12-24-2008, 07:01 AM

stick to designing

brassmonkey · 12-24-2008, 07:05 AM

baboon for sure

Marcus Aurelius · 12-24-2008, 07:28 AM

Gfy zoo deathmatch?

CarlosTheGaucho · 12-24-2008, 08:08 AM

Mike Semen · 12-24-2008, 08:20 AM

2 gerbils in a tagteam.

12-23-2008, 10:39 PM	#1
TimBlaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,625	What's the largest animal you think you could take with your bare hands? One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it. I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though. Howbout you? __________________ Roll that shit, light that shit,

12-23-2008, 10:41 PM	#2
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12-23-2008, 11:05 PM	#4
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12-23-2008, 11:18 PM	#9
TimBlaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,625	giraffe is bigger though and they are known to kill tigers and lions with donkey kicks kinda like how in chess that horse thing can only attack from an L from the side, a giraffe can only attack from the back with a kick, so I'll come from in front or beside like a velociraptor __________________ Roll that shit, light that shit,

12-23-2008, 11:22 PM	#11
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12-23-2008, 10:41 PM	#3
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12-23-2008, 11:07 PM	#5
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12-23-2008, 11:14 PM	#8
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	a giraffe that's not fair its a veggie eater, play with a tiger and then Im impressed. lol

12-23-2008, 11:21 PM	#10
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	not sure i can take any mammals...my chihuahua bit me in the face and i couldn't do shit except bleed and run around screaming like a little girl...do insects count?

12-23-2008, 11:23 PM	#12
Jayvis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 5,427	Blind goldfish at best.

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12-23-2008, 11:45 PM	#15
bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	A spider or ants but I would be afraid to use my hands so I would use Raid insect spray instead. I am afraid to even hold a cat with my hands; it might scratch me.

12-24-2008, 12:35 AM	#17
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I've heard emus are pretty tough and can take off a finger with their beaks if provoked. But I think I could take one. Their necks are pretty long, I'm sure I could snap it in two with one quick two-handed assault. I'ma say emu. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

12-24-2008, 12:44 AM	#19
Cyandin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,723	I'm going to go with a medium sized dog. In reality, you'll more than likely lose to a larger dog unless you get a lucky blow in. Bobcats probably wont kill you, but I promise you, you will NOT kill it. A mountain lion will absolutely slay you %110 of the time. A boar will eat you, clothes and all. Yeah, I'm definitely doing with medium sized dog. Let's say a Labrador.

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12-24-2008, 04:26 AM	#22
AngusAl Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 319	I think i could take a mouse............not a rat........but i could fuck up a mouse Okay maybe not a big mouse, but if a mouse came after me I think I could kill it..........most likely I would at least survive __________________ You may beat our prices but you can't BEAT our MEAT http://eastcoastmeats.com Last edited by AngusAl; 12-24-2008 at 04:28 AM..

12-24-2008, 04:47 AM	#23
iMind Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 937	That's a good question... Depends really, I can make my rottweiler and my doberman cower in fear.. but then this summer a muskrat had me screaming like a girl.. long story

12-24-2008, 05:01 AM	#26
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12-24-2008, 05:22 AM	#27
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I posted about it somewhere on this board with pics but I had to kill a bob cat while camping a couple of years back. I was attacked and taken to the ground but I was able to fall into rocks where I grabbed a larger one and started bashing it in the head until I gained control. They I beat it to death, went back to the site to get the cam and returned to take some pics. I still have a few scars from it on my chest. Scary shit.

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