Freaky Shit, found something in the air duct of my apt - GoFuckYourself.com

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 08:25 AM

Ok... not sure I believe in ghosts but everyone bitches that I have one even though I've never seen much, just got the chills a few times and my cat jumps in the air and does a 360 and wont go in the bedroom... (again, never put much thought into it).... and then last night.....

Most likely unrelated.... my BF (another one of those ppl that thinks I have a spirit trapped here.) unscrewed my air vents and we found a really fucked up looking little clay vile with a cork, nothing in it, but a really funky design on it and it was jammed wayyyy down in the air duct in the BR. (and you can tell the duct vents haven't been removed in a long time because it ripped about 10 layers of paint off with it when he removed it.

Now, I'm all curious... what would you do? Just throw it out or find out what the design means?

whiskey dick · 01-11-2009, 08:28 AM

Have you pissed off any Haitians lately? That would freak me out.

BVF · 01-11-2009, 08:31 AM

well the first thing you do is take a pic of it...how are you gonna come in here with a story and no pic?

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by whiskey dick

Have you pissed off any Haitians lately? That would freak me out.

lol. No, I haven't pissed anyone off. I am a total nerd, all I do is work and keep to myself. The only person I spend time with is my bf and his family and you can tell that little clay vile has been in there a long time (I'm assuming so). It's thin, about 3 inches tall and has a cork... when he uncorked it I THOUGHT I saw powder fly out of it, but then we tried tapping it out and there was NOTHING that came out so I was probablly seeing shit because I can't see well in the dark and it was really dark in here when he pulled it out. (I never expected him to find anything, I was just indulging his curious side when he decided to look in all my air ducts).

who · 01-11-2009, 08:33 AM

The word is VIAL.

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

well the first thing you do is take a pic of it...how are you gonna come in here with a story and no pic?

Good Point, my digital cam was stolen but my phone can take shitty pics. I just need to borrow someones server to upload it. Can I email the photos to anyone here off my phone to put up here? But in the meantime, the bottom looks like a bunch of child sized bloody finger prints but it is NOT blood, it's paint. Just off-shaped round blobs around the bottom (five of them, all a little different). Again, a design, NOT actual bloody finger prints.

CyberHustler · 01-11-2009, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

Good Point, my digital cam was stolen but my phone can take shitty pics. I just need to borrow someones server to upload it. Can I email the photos to anyone here off my phone to put up here? But in the meantime, the bottom looks like a bunch of child sized bloody finger prints but it is NOT blood, it's paint. Just off-shaped round blobs around the bottom (five of them, all a little different). Again, a design, NOT actual bloody finger prints.

tinypic.com

BVF · 01-11-2009, 08:50 AM

email it to howardugrad AT yahoo DOT com. I'll post it.

Agent 488 · 01-11-2009, 08:51 AM

either a haitian voodoo curse or the cremated remains of a black magician serial killer - either way you're fucked.

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

email it to howardugrad AT yahoo DOT com. I'll post it.

Sent, you'll see it coming from my cell ph. number. The lighter in the photo is just for size reference.

BVF · 01-11-2009, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

Sent, you'll see it coming from my cell ph. number. The lighter in the photo is just for size reference.

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 09:04 AM

Thank You BVF!

It was about 2 feet back in the A/C duct.. wrapped in a towel. Any thoughts?

Vicious_B · 01-11-2009, 09:05 AM

I would be freaked but I would have to try and find out what the origins are.

It could turn out to be a kids art project that they hid in the air duct years ago. I love my kids but some of the "presents" they made me when they were younger looked pretty damn strange.

David! · 01-11-2009, 09:07 AM

It is a Mesopotamian "houlpar". You need to buy a fresh fish with a head, take it home and shake the fish's head in the room where you found the houlpar for about 10 minutes.

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

I would be freaked but I would have to try and find out what the origins are.

It could turn out to be a kids art project that they hid in the air duct years ago. I love my kids but some of the "presents" they made me when they were younger looked pretty damn strange.

Thought about that, but I have really high ceilings and the duct is about 10 feet up. I can't even reach it on a tall chair... my BF could hardly reach it and he's 6'3'' (standing on a chair too).

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan

It is a Mesopotamian "houlpar". You need to buy a fresh fish with a head, take it home and shake the fish's head in the room where you found the houlpar for about 10 minutes.

Are you serious? Is it some kind of curse that we found it or something?

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

That looks like a container used by the matico indians

Often the men of the tribe went on hunting trips that lasted for weeks

They deposited their semen in them before leaving so the women could

then every day taste a little of their men.

They have also been known to rub the semen in to their nostrils

David! · 01-11-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

Are you serious? Is it some kind of curse that we found it or something?

a hulpar is a gateway between our world and the undead, they mean you no harm, u need to put it back where it was and do the fish thing...

PixelBucks · 01-11-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT

That looks like a container used by the matico indians

Often the men of the tribe went on hunting trips that lasted for weeks

They deposited their semen in them before leaving so the women could

then every day taste a little of their men.

They have also been known to rub the semen in to their nostrils

You obviously are on drugs... we're the people who lived in the flat before Mexican, it's clearly a Ju Ja... a small vesile to catch the sole of a loved one. They would put it over the mouth of a loved one on their death bed, so when they passed their soul would be caught in the jar... they would quickly put the cork in to keep the spirit indisde the Ju Ja...

They would then put it someone in the house, usually behind a wall... but can see how the duct would work too... keeping the spirit in the house would act as protection against evil and also keep the loved one near by, with the belief they would visit them in their dreams...

It's very unusual to leave a Ju Ja in a house when they leave, it is said to do so would result in the new people seeing the spirit in their dreams... have you had any dreams with strong characters in them that you dont know, probably of mexican decent ?

There are certain paranormal dangers, as the spirit can misbehave if they dont know the people in the house... not exactly a polteigeist... but can still be worrying.

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by PixelBucks

You obviously are on drugs... we're the people who lived in the flat before Mexican, it's clearly a Ju Ja... a small vesile to catch the sole of a loved one. They would put it over the mouth of a loved one on their death bed, so when they passed their soul would be caught in the jar... they would quickly put the cork in to keep the spirit indisde the Ju Ja...

They would then put it someone in the house, usually behind a wall... but can see how the duct would work too... keeping the spirit in the house would act as protection against evil and also keep the loved one near by, with the belief they would visit them in their dreams...

It's very unusual to leave a Ju Ja in a house when they leave, it is said to do so would result in the new people seeing the spirit in their dreams... have you had any dreams with strong characters in them that you dont know, probably of mexican decent ?

There are certain paranormal dangers, as the spirit can misbehave if they dont know the people in the house... not exactly a polteigeist... but can still be worrying.

you know not what you speak of...

PixelBucks · 01-11-2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT

you know not what you speak of...

Man I watched every episode of Supernatural and Ghost Whisper I will have you know... beware the Ju Ja

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PixelBucks

You obviously are on drugs... we're the people who lived in the flat before Mexican, it's clearly a Ju Ja... a small vesile to catch the sole of a loved one. They would put it over the mouth of a loved one on their death bed, so when they passed their soul would be caught in the jar... they would quickly put the cork in to keep the spirit indisde the Ju Ja...

They would then put it someone in the house, usually behind a wall... but can see how the duct would work too... keeping the spirit in the house would act as protection against evil and also keep the loved one near by, with the belief they would visit them in their dreams...

It's very unusual to leave a Ju Ja in a house when they leave, it is said to do so would result in the new people seeing the spirit in their dreams... have you had any dreams with strong characters in them that you dont know, probably of mexican decent ?

There are certain paranormal dangers, as the spirit can misbehave if they dont know the people in the house... not exactly a polteigeist... but can still be worrying.

Both me and Andrew have really fucked up dreams when we stay here (we spend most of the time at his place where it doesn't happen). But like I said, I never believed in that crap but some weird stuff has happened and I have written it off until now.

We uncorked it, super, I just fucked up someone's spirit?

qxm · 01-11-2009, 09:28 AM

FIRST THING YOU DO... is Kill a Chicken.... drain all of its blood into a plastic bag.... then pluck it ..skin it... and make a fire ...then hang the chicken with its ass facing the fire... and start dancing and singing in a counter-clockwise motion around the fire until the chicken is roasted.... then stop, grab the burned chicken and sit down in front of the TV to watch Oprah ...eat the chicken while doing so and it will all go away right after that....

BTW.. make sure the chicken is alive before you kill it..otherwise the ritual looses its powers and you might end up with a pissed off ghost.... seriously... you would be surprised how many actually overlook this lil detail....

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by qxm

FIRST THING YOU DO... is Kill a Chicken.... drain all of its blood into a plastic bag.... then pluck it ..skin it... and make a fire ...then hang the chicken with its ass facing the fire... and start dancing and singing in a counter-clockwise motion around the fire until the chicken is roasted.... then stop, grab the burned chicken and sit down in front of the TV to watch Oprah ...eat the chicken while doing so and it will all go away right after that....

yes I can see that working

I was about to give similar advice

CyberHustler · 01-11-2009, 09:33 AM

I'm sorry, I saw the bag and the lighter and all I can think of is 'Where's the weed?"

What were we talking about again?

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 09:34 AM

I am not killing a live chicken asshat. Seriously, WTF am I supposed to do with this thing? Just put it back and do the fish thing? I know other cultures have strong beliefs in stuff I may not so I'd rather just make right whatever I made wrong because some strange crap has been happening since I moved in here not so long ago. One REALLY strange thing is that my noise maker (those sleep machines that make rain, storm, ocean noises, etc) turns itself on CONSTANTLY to the one I can't stand (the ocean sound). That is just one of many examples and then the cat that freaks out and jumps in the air all the time when she is near the BR.

BlackCrayon · 01-11-2009, 09:35 AM

too bad their wasn't a genie inside.

eroticsexxx · 01-11-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

We uncorked it

Although I'm not particularly superstitious, why'd ya do that?

Suppose the contents were toxic or poisonous? I would've just thrown it away.

br4sco · 01-11-2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

I'm sorry, I saw the bag and the lighter and all I can think of is 'Where's the weed?"

What were we talking about again?

lolol i was thinkin same thing

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

Although I'm not particularly superstitious, why'd ya do that?

Suppose the contents were toxic or poisonous? I would've just thrown it away.

Curiosity.... He's the one that uncorked it.... He's also the one that totally believes in spirits and ghosts, etc.... Whats really fucked up is I woke up this morning and I've been fighting the flu but my throat hurt so bad I couldnt swallow my own spit... Coincidence? Whatever it is, I'm not terribly thrilled he found this hular or ju ja or whatever it is and just want to do what I need to to get it back to normal in here. Since he uncorked it, my cat freaked the fuck out and won't come back in the apartment.

~Ray · 01-11-2009, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by qxm

BTW.. make sure the chicken is alive before you kill it......

Iron Fist · 01-11-2009, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT

That looks like a container used by the matico indians

Often the men of the tribe went on hunting trips that lasted for weeks

They deposited their semen in them before leaving so the women could

then every day taste a little of their men.

They have also been known to rub the semen in to their nostrils

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

found this hular or ju ja or whatever it is

I told you it is a cum jar, now chill

Peaches · 01-11-2009, 09:42 AM

I'm more disturbed that someone would spend money on a Cubs lighter!

;)

PixelBucks · 01-11-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by angeleyes

Curiosity.... He's the one that uncorked it.... He's also the one that totally believes in spirits and ghosts, etc.... Whats really fucked up is I woke up this morning and I've been fighting the flu but my throat hurt so bad I couldnt swallow my own spit... Coincidence? Whatever it is, I'm not terribly thrilled he found this hular or ju ja or whatever it is and just want to do what I need to to get it back to normal in here. Since he uncorked it, my cat freaked the fuck out and won't come back in the apartment.

Have you not got a supernatural store nearby you can take it to, to find out exactly what it is ? You know like the one Buffy used to work in ? local University teacher who specialises on the supernatural maybe... or seeing your near Miami dont they always have them Cajun Witch Doctors near by... ? I watch too much Dexter I guess...

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I'm more disturbed that someone would spend money on a Cubs lighter!

;)

haha, hey girl! I found that when I was in Chicago last month. No money spent. lol

qxm · 01-11-2009, 09:49 AM

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pr0 · 01-11-2009, 09:55 AM

take it to a local magic shop....they exist, you just gotta be looking for em

Jarmusch · 01-11-2009, 09:56 AM

Safest thing to do is pack up and move to another state.

Ethersync · 01-11-2009, 10:00 AM

This thread is hilarious

pr0 · 01-11-2009, 10:00 AM

personally i would taunt the spirit.......that he was a chump....to be forgotten about in an air duct....to come from such a weak DNA chain

then i would bring in a voodoo/magic person (once the spirits all pissed off) to trap the spirit in a Raccoon.....then drop the Raccoon off in the middle of I-95

brand0n · 01-11-2009, 10:00 AM

ill give ya 20 bucks paypal for it

no bs

qxm · 01-11-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

personally i would taunt the spirit.......that he was a chump....to be forgotten about in an air duct....to come from such a weak DNA chain

then i would bring in a voodoo/magic person (once the spirits all pissed off) to trap the spirit in a Raccoon.....then drop the Raccoon off in the middle of I-95

this thread is full of such awesome ideas on how to pacify/enrage or trap a spirit... lol

... keep it coming guys it is getting amusing

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

ill give ya 20 bucks paypal for it

no bs

You want this thing? Seriously?

pr0 · 01-11-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

ill give ya 20 bucks paypal for it

no bs

I'll give her $100 paypal....then drop that bitch off in someone's air duct...that of course I don't like

pr0 · 01-11-2009, 10:05 AM

actually it's been uncorked...so it's only worth $40 now

Violetta · 01-11-2009, 10:07 AM

that is weired!

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 10:15 AM

so what does the cat say about all of this?

brand0n · 01-11-2009, 10:17 AM

seriously ill give ya 20 bucks for it.

i know what to do with it.

angeleyes · 01-11-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT

so what does the cat say about all of this?

Since it was uncorked she hisses/growls, scratched at the door to get the fuck out and won't come back inside, just sits outside, but she was staring at nothing after it happened, this whole situation is fucked up because I never believed in this shit and was shocked when he pulled this thing out of the air duct.

01-11-2009, 08:25 AM	#1
angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	Freaky Shit, found something in the air duct of my apt Ok... not sure I believe in ghosts but everyone bitches that I have one even though I've never seen much, just got the chills a few times and my cat jumps in the air and does a 360 and wont go in the bedroom... (again, never put much thought into it).... and then last night..... Most likely unrelated.... my BF (another one of those ppl that thinks I have a spirit trapped here.) unscrewed my air vents and we found a really fucked up looking little clay vile with a cork, nothing in it, but a really funky design on it and it was jammed wayyyy down in the air duct in the BR. (and you can tell the duct vents haven't been removed in a long time because it ripped about 10 layers of paint off with it when he removed it. Now, I'm all curious... what would you do? Just throw it out or find out what the design means? __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	Thank You BVF! It was about 2 feet back in the A/C duct.. wrapped in a towel. Any thoughts? __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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01-11-2009, 08:51 AM	#9
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Vicious_B Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,564	I would be freaked but I would have to try and find out what the origins are. It could turn out to be a kids art project that they hid in the air duct years ago. I love my kids but some of the "presents" they made me when they were younger looked pretty damn strange. __________________ ICQ# 419 775 271

01-11-2009, 09:07 AM	#14
David! By the wrath of Agamemnon Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 6,501	It is a Mesopotamian "houlpar". You need to buy a fresh fish with a head, take it home and shake the fish's head in the room where you found the houlpar for about 10 minutes. __________________ .

01-11-2009, 09:28 AM	#23
qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	FIRST THING YOU DO... is Kill a Chicken.... drain all of its blood into a plastic bag.... then pluck it ..skin it... and make a fire ...then hang the chicken with its ass facing the fire... and start dancing and singing in a counter-clockwise motion around the fire until the chicken is roasted.... then stop, grab the burned chicken and sit down in front of the TV to watch Oprah ...eat the chicken while doing so and it will all go away right after that.... BTW.. make sure the chicken is alive before you kill it..otherwise the ritual looses its powers and you might end up with a pissed off ghost.... seriously... you would be surprised how many actually overlook this lil detail.... __________________ ICQ: 266990876 Last edited by qxm; 01-11-2009 at 09:31 AM..

01-11-2009, 09:33 AM	#25
CyberHustler So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,214	I'm sorry, I saw the bag and the lighter and all I can think of is 'Where's the weed?" What were we talking about again?

01-11-2009, 09:34 AM	#26
angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	I am not killing a live chicken asshat. Seriously, WTF am I supposed to do with this thing? Just put it back and do the fish thing? I know other cultures have strong beliefs in stuff I may not so I'd rather just make right whatever I made wrong because some strange crap has been happening since I moved in here not so long ago. One REALLY strange thing is that my noise maker (those sleep machines that make rain, storm, ocean noises, etc) turns itself on CONSTANTLY to the one I can't stand (the ocean sound). That is just one of many examples and then the cat that freaks out and jumps in the air all the time when she is near the BR. __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I'm more disturbed that someone would spend money on a Cubs lighter! ;)

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01-11-2009, 10:15 AM	#48
EXPORT Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,345	so what does the cat say about all of this?

01-11-2009, 10:17 AM	#49
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