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Old 02-20-2009, 02:17 PM   #51
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:21 PM   #52
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im sorry Jane but i will not pay you for sex.

you are one of those chicks if you put a $20 bill on your dick you will fuck it. so that would make you the hooker? so again NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

i like professional women, and no im sorry taking off your clothes does not make you professional.

you seem to be good at eating weiners, maybe you should join that PROFESSIONAL FOOD EATING LEAGUE?

you could be the next Joey Chestnut, YOU EAT THEM WEINERS GIRL! YOU GO FOR IT! GO GET EM TIGER!

We all know that you suck dick for money. Nice try, but I am not a hooker. Everyone on here laughs at you and your pathetc attempt to try and pass yourself off as hot or having money. It is sad that you spend so much time on here trying to fit in with people that you can not even compete with. Everyone on here is hotter and better than you. You are like the fat kid no one wants on their PE team.
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:28 PM   #53
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We all know that you suck dick for money. Nice try, but I am not a hooker. Everyone on here laughs at you and your pathetc attempt to try and pass yourself off as hot or having money. It is sad that you spend so much time on here trying to fit in with people that you can not even compete with. Everyone on here is hotter and better than you. You are like the fat kid no one wants on their PE team.
"I am not a hooker" o o o sorry my bad you are a "professional escort" i take hooker back.

everyone here loves me, i do not know a single person who dislikes me. i am the most popular person on here. i make people laugh, cry, i am action. i deserve an oscar, my life is like a best picture movie.

i am def the hottest but i do not brag about having the most money ever. but nice try Jane Bratwurst.

I was the kid on the Teams in jr high and high school getting the little VIP trophies and the free Pepsi shirts. BALLIN!

now run along you little trick i dont like associating with below average women it makes me look bad.

im the pimp youze the hoe now take a boot to the ass from my gators because YOU GOTS TO GO!
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:30 PM   #54
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Jane Bratwurst you have 3 customers waiting! HURRY UP AND GET OUT THERE!
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:33 PM   #55
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"I am not a hooker" o o o sorry my bad you are a "professional escort" i take hooker back.

everyone here loves me, i do not know a single person who dislikes me. i am the most popular person on here. i make people laugh, cry, i am action. i deserve an oscar, my life is like a best picture movie.

i am def the hottest but i do not brag about having the most money ever. but nice try Jane Bratwurst.

I was the kid on the Teams in jr high and high school getting the little VIP trophies and the free Pepsi shirts. BALLIN!

now run along you little trick i dont like associating with below average women it makes me look bad.

im the pimp youze the hoe now take a boot to the ass from my gators because YOU GOTS TO GO!


Haha. You do make people laugh that is for sure. To bad it is usually at you and not with you. See you later little man.
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:33 PM   #56
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:34 PM   #57
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Haha. You do make people laugh that is for sure. To bad it is usually at you and not with you. See you later little man.
HAHAH i love how as soon as she saw the corner open she peaces.
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:35 PM   #58
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Jane Bratwurst you have 3 customers waiting! HURRY UP AND GET OUT THERE!
In calling me a hooker you would have to prove that on here or you can get banned. So prove it or I will will have to send Eric a message. Everyone on here knows the only dick that I suck and have ever shot with is my husbands. That is one dick, not many like you try and claim.
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:41 PM   #59
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In calling me a hooker you would have to prove that on here or you can get banned. So prove it or I will will have to send Eric a message. Everyone on here knows the only dick that I suck and have ever shot with is my husbands. That is one dick, not many like you try and claim.
ok ill do that as soon as you prove i have a small dick. my big dick is a huge part of my business in porn. dont sling mud if you cant take it in return. you will find yourself on the losing end with me. stay out of my threads and you will have no problems. dont you people learn?

CANT STAND THE HEAT STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

you got owned so bad and now you are whining. I LOVE IT! you come in here thinking you will ruffle my feathers then you walk away with your tail between your legs.
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:41 PM   #60
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:47 PM   #61
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ok ill do that as soon as you prove i have a small dick. my big dick is a huge part of my business in porn. dont sling mud if you cant take it in return. you will find yourself on the losing end with me. stay out of my threads and you will have no problems. dont you people learn?

CANT STAND THE HEAT STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

you got owned so bad and now you are whining. I LOVE IT! you come in here thinking you will ruffle my feathers then you walk away with your tail between your legs.

You said I was a professional escort and a hooker. Saying that on here you need to have proof since that is a personal attack. You started this thread talking about your big cock so saying it is small is not an attack. That is stating my opinion. So you better have proof that I have ever been an escort or hooker. I have never been either so good luck in giving Eric any proof. I can stand the heat, I have proven that time and time again. What I can't stand is people like you who call women in adult hookers and escorts. Being naked on a website is not that same as fucking a person for money. I will not miss you when you are gone.
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:55 PM   #62
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look i know you little GFY simps are bitch ass haters, give me 5min with any chick you have ever been with and they will forget you ever existed, give me 10min and they will think they are in heaven, anything past 10min i charge $100 per fucking minute. but they wake up feeling like a new woman.

do you know how many chicks i have turned out? you punks should thank me, like i said before you simps make me look good you see the way it works is... you small limp dick faggots cannot pound a pussy properly so when they are in bed with a REAL MAN like myself they think they are being fucked by some greek god or some shit.

then after fucking me it is never the same so they tear through guys trying to find another REAL DICK MUTHA FUCKA like myself, but they NEVER find it.

so either you be a pimp and finish a distant second in this pimp game race, or you sit at home tapping your chick wondering why the pussy is getting looser you will know who to blame.

THE TOP DAWG PUSSY POUNDIN GREEK GOD BIG DICK HIT YO CHICK AND SPLIT THE ONE THE ONLY...... DRUMROLL...... THE MAN.... METAMAN.

so shut your mouth bitch before i snap up yo chick. i know you arent used to hearing chicks tell you "thats to big to fit" and you may think i am joking, but when your girls pussy is looser dont come whining to me.

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Real pimps don't EVER need to advertise their exploits (like you do) or waste time in virtual dick measuring contests (like you do). It's a waste of time and there is too much pussy in the world to be had.

From the way you talk, the only thing "big" about you is probably your imagination. JaneB is right on point with her analysis. Men who are used to getting pussy on time, all the time, don't have the time to "brag".

Face it. That trick is playing you for a fiddle. It's too bad that the only thing that keeps you going is your imagination and the fact that some women simply love to fuck and "any dick will do".

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Old 02-20-2009, 02:56 PM   #63
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You said I was a professional escort and a hooker. Saying that on here you need to have proof since that is a personal attack. You started this thread talking about your big cock so saying it is small is not an attack. That is stating my opinion. So you better have proof that I have ever been an escort or hooker. I have never been either so good luck in giving Eric any proof. I can stand the heat, I have proven that time and time again. What I can't stand is people like you who call women in adult hookers and escorts. Being naked on a website is not that same as fucking a person for money. I will not miss you when you are gone.
whoa whoa i dont remember putting any other girls in the same group ass your dumbass, now that would be insulting to them! i would never stoop that low.

why dont you read back where you said i slept with hookers? is that an opinion also?

you honestly cannot be this stupid. get a straightener you nappy head HO



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whoa whoa i dont remember putting any other girls in the same group ass your dumbass, now that would be insulting to them! i would never stoop that low.

why dont you read back where you said i slept with hookers? is that an opinion also?

you honestly cannot be this stupid. get a straightener you nappy head HO



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Yes you have said the same thing about other women on here. I will send those links to Eric as well. If anyone does not agree with you, you go off on them. You attack women on here way worse them men. You started this thread about yourself. Rule 3 says to stick with the issues, which in this thread would be your cock. You pulled the escort and hooker shit out of your ass. That breaks rule 3. I just sent Eric a message asking him to look at your posts. I hope that you can prove what you said.
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Old 02-20-2009, 03:14 PM   #65
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Yes you have said the same thing about other women on here. I will send those links to Eric as well. If anyone does not agree with you, you go off on them. You attack women on here way worse them men. You started this thread about yourself. Rule 3 says to stick with the issues, which in this thread would be your cock. You pulled the escort and hooker shit out of your ass. That breaks rule 3. I just sent Eric a message asking him to look at your posts. I hope that you can prove what you said.
i know there is probably a dick blocking your screen but:

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Go back to your hookers and leave the adults on here to talk.
you were the first one to mention hookers, so good job at keeping on topic Jane.

so please prove how i should go back to hookers. you have offended me very much, and i am having trouble working. the black girl i picked up read this thread and now is wondering why someone is telling me to go back to hookers. you have ruined my life. forever people on gfy will think i sleep with hookers when i do not. please take it back jane please take it back. i am ruined.

i am done arguing with someone as low intelligence as yourself it is painful. you cant even remember stuff you posted 15min ago.
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QUOTE=MetaMan;15528343]i know there is probably a dick blocking your screen but:



you were the first one to mention hookers, so good job at keeping on topic Jane.

so please prove how i should go back to hookers. you have offended me very much, and i am having trouble working. the black girl i picked up read this thread and now is wondering why someone is telling me to go back to hookers. you have ruined my life. forever people on gfy will think i sleep with hookers when i do not. please take it back jane please take it back. i am ruined.[/QUOTE]



Actually I can prove the hookers. You have talked about having hookers in threads that you have made on here. So the proof on that is in your own postings. I suggest you look up your old threads. So If Eric asks for the links about you taking about hookers I can send him those links. I have never once talked about being an escort or hooker. You like to just call me those names. I am done with you. I am not the one that you need to prove things to. You should watch what you post, sometimes it comes back to bite you in the ass. Bye.

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Actually I can prove the hookers. You have talked about having hookers in threads that you have made on here. So the proof on that is in your own postings. I suggest you look up your old threads. So If Eric asks for the links about you taking about hookers I can send him those links. I have never once talked about being an escort or hooker. You like to just call me those names. I am done with you. I am not the one that you need to prove things to. You should watch what you post, sometimes it comes back to bite you in the ass. Bye.
ok go prove it you little sleuth!

no no you dont have to prove things you are allowed to make up whatever you want about someone because you take a dick on camera. good for u!
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ok go prove it you little sleuth!

no no you dont have to prove things you are allowed to make up whatever you want about someone because you take a dick on camera. good for u!

Read your old postings retard. You state in some of them that you have been with hookers. You know how to look up your old threads. I guess you do not remember all of the 21,000 plus postings that you have made. I suck my husband dick on my website. I own all the content. I am so glad that you are worried about me sucking my husband's dick. I will be sure to tell him that you care about his dick. Perhaps you should worry a little less about I do and more about yourself.

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Old 02-20-2009, 03:29 PM   #69
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Read your old postings etard. You state in them that you have been with hookers. You know how to look up your old threads. I suck my husband dick on my ebsite. I own all the content. I am so glad that you are about me sucking my husband's dick. I will be sure to tell him that you care about his dick. Perhaps you should worry a little less about I do and more about yourself.
o now im an etard! wow jane! you sure do stick to the threads! i player like myself has never had to get with a hooker or escort, if you saw my pic you would get that pretty dam fast.

this is you when it comes to cocks:


GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!
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o now im an etard! wow jane! you sure do stick to the threads! i player like myself has never had to get with a hooker or escort, if you saw my pic you would get that pretty dam fast.

this is you when it comes to cocks:


GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!

Yep I do gobble Greg's cock well. He said thanks for caring and learn how to write in English.

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Jane, for the love of whatever.. please shut the fuck up. You're being trolled and falling for it like a dumb ass.

Oh and feel free to run to Eric or Ice and tell on me. I'll be happy to prove your stupidity.
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Jane, for the love of whatever.. please shut the fuck up. You're being trolled and falling for it like a dumb ass.

Oh and feel free to run to Eric or Ice and tell on me. I'll be happy to prove your stupidity.

Being stupid does not break rules idiot. Calling people hookers and escorts does. MYOB for once on here and go update your site.

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Being stupid does not break rules idiot. Calling people hookers and escorts does. MYOB for once on here and go update your site.
Mind my own business for once... ummm sure toots, whatever you say. But nice try with the idiot remark, coming from you it truly hurts my e-feelings.

Also, my sites are updated.. daily. I'm just here reading some shit while videos save for a affiliate.

Try harder next time hooker, go ahead and keep your 2 cents... you surly need it more then me.
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Mind my own business for once... ummm sure toots, whatever you say. But nice try with the idiot remark, coming from you it truly hurts my e-feelings.

Also, my sites are updated.. daily. I'm just here reading some shit while videos save for a affiliate.

Try harder next time hooker, go ahead and keep your 2 cents... you surly need it more then me.
HOLY FUCK JANE YOU GOT SERVED! I AM IN TEARS OVER HERE!

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Mind my own business for once... ummm sure toots, whatever you say. But nice try with the idiot remark, coming from you it truly hurts my e-feelings.

Also, my sites are updated.. daily. I'm just here reading some shit while videos save for a affiliate.

Try harder next time hooker, go ahead and keep your 2 cents... you surly need it more then me.

Really. I didn't realize it was July 15th of 2008. You clearly need the money more than me. If you had cash you could update. http://www.sicmade.net
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HOLY FUCK JANE YOU GOT SERVED! I AM IN TEARS OVER HERE!


You are actually fun to play with. He is an idiot and got himself owned. He updates daily but his homepage has not been updated since July 15th, 2008. I think someone should tell him it is February of 2009.
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Really. I didn't realize it was July 15th of 2008. You clearly need the money more than me. If you had cash you could update. http://www.sicmade.net
OH NOES... you got me a good one there. I'm happy that you are able to crack yourself up.

All ass, no brains... shameful really.

Clearly, no one has ever let a site die, but left it up for relevant search ranks and existing traffic, but congrats on locating the one site of mine I listed in my profile, I know it was a difficult task. Would you care to point out any other sites I own or run?

Please, with you all powerful infinite wisdom, please tell me what having cash has to do with posting a post in wordpress. Wait here's a clue.. perhaps that the site is still live and running at least means I have the cash to pay my Nat Net hosting bill monthly.

Here's some more advice for your retarded hooker ass... Before you pass out advice, be willing to follow it yourself....

Sample.. MYOB. Nowhere in this thread did it say calling all hookers and escorts, please come chime in, yet you did anyways. That would be you NOT minding your own business.

Next, you want to run to Eric and Ice about rule breaking... What about the rule that says stick to the subject? Can you tell me what the post is about? Of course you can't because you took a thread that was meant to be fun and turned it into a Jane B pissing match. Just as you do with every other thread you post in.

So be sure, when bugging Eric and Ice to respectfully request that they ban you too for breaking the rules you covet and threaten others with so much.

Now please, shut the fuck up.
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You are actually fun to play with. He is an idiot and got himself owned. He updates daily but his homepage has not been updated since July 15th, 2008. I think someone should tell him it is February of 2009.
That's ownage? Please bitch, bow down and beg... perhaps I'll send you some change to buy a clue
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it is a sad sad thing when someone is getting owned and somehow in their twisted mind convinces themselves they are somehow winning.

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OH NOES... you got me a good one there. I'm happy that you are able to crack yourself up.

All ass, no brains... shameful really.

Clearly, no one has ever let a site die, but left it up for relevant search ranks and existing traffic, but congrats on locating the one site of mine I listed in my profile, I know it was a difficult task. Would you care to point out any other sites I own or run?

Please, with you all powerful infinite wisdom, please tell me what having cash has to do with posting a post in wordpress. Wait here's a clue.. perhaps that the site is still live and running at least means I have the cash to pay my Nat Net hosting bill monthly.

Here's some more advice for your retarded hooker ass... Before you pass out advice, be willing to follow it yourself....

Sample.. MYOB. Nowhere in this thread did it say calling all hookers and escorts, please come chime in, yet you did anyways. That would be you NOT minding your own business.

Next, you want to run to Eric and Ice about rule breaking... What about the rule that says stick to the subject? Can you tell me what the post is about? Of course you can't because you took a thread that was meant to be fun and turned it into a Jane B pissing match. Just as you do with every other thread you post in.

So be sure, when bugging Eric and Ice to respectfully request that they ban you too for breaking the rules you covet and threaten others with so much.

Now please, shut the fuck up.

You are the retard that said you update daily and you are the idiot that has that link as your homepage. Wow I am so glad that you follow what I do. It is nice to know that you have so much free time to follow me around. It is always nice to know that you care. Love you too.
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Old 02-20-2009, 04:43 PM   #85
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You are the retard that said you update daily and you are the idiot that has that link as your homepage. Wow I am so glad that you follow what I do. It is nice to know that you have so much free time to follow me around. It is always nice to know that you care. Love you too.
I feel sorry for your husband.. babysitting a clueless twit like you has to be stressful. Does he actually take you out in public and allow you to speak?
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Old 02-20-2009, 04:44 PM   #86
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I feel sorry for your husband.. babysitting a clueless twit like you has to be stressful. Does he actually take you out in public and allow you to speak?
He laughed at that. He said he feels sorry for the men on here that having nothing better to do than bother the women. He also said if I was posting to MetaMan, then you should not have jumped in. He agrees it is none of your business what I say to him or anyone else on this forum. I have met many people on this forum and we get along great. They all know that I am not stupid and we actually laugh about the stuff we post on here. Some of us are smart enough to realize this site is full of shit. You take shit on here way to seriously. Pull that stick out of your ass someday.
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Before you get all excited at the thought of the possibility that you are hung like an African Mandingo, keep in mind that:

1. You picked that trick up from the bar. Tricks are notorious liars when they want something (it's almost the end of the month, ya know...)
2. She might not have had her contacts in or her glasses on
3. The bruising from all the jerking off might not have cleared up yet (discoloration)
4. You didn't hear the last part of what she said: "DAM FOR A WHITE BOY YOU HAVE A NIGGA COCK...a baby nigga cock"
5. And lastly, if that trick had the time to talk and/or ponder the size of your dick, you weren't doing something right. When a black woman has a true nigga cock in her presence, she gets right down to business. In the words of the infamous Lady Saw - "NO Long Talking".

For your perusal, listen to what she has to say for herself:

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no shit... I was thinking she was saying that it looked like he was using a used condom lol j/k
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Old 02-20-2009, 04:59 PM   #89
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He laughed at that. He said he feels sorry for the men on here that having nothing better to do than bother the women..
start a poll pretty sure you bother 99% of the guys.

i lied 100%.

if he wants to jump in he can jump in, only so many people can take your annoying ass bitching for an hour, fuck it is like talking to a cement wall! i am glad he jumped in i got to sit back and laugh my fucking ass off as he owned you. it was like a double team owning fest lol.

and you still cant even realize it that is what is so hilarious.

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start a poll pretty sure you bother 99% of the guys.

i lied 100%.

if he wants to jump in he can jump in, only so many people can take your annoying ass bitching for an hour, fuck it is like talking to a cement wall! i am glad he jumped in i got to sit back and laugh my fucking ass off as he owned you. it was like a double team owning fest lol.

and you still cant even realize it that is what is so hilarious.

No I don't. I talk to a lot of the men on here in threads and off of here too. They actually find men like you that call women names annoying as hell. Many of them have said that over and over on this foum. You seem to think it is funny, but real men do not have to call women names. Sicone did not come to your aid. He said he was basically bored, which is why most of the people even come on here. They blow off steam. They do not brag about their dicks. Only you do that. You really do need to learn to write in English.
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It means you probably have babies all over that you don't take care of and your dick smells all musky and shit.
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No I don't. I talk to a lot of the men on here in threads and off of here too. They actually find men like you that call women names annoying as hell. Many of them have said that over and over on this foum. You seem to think it is funny, but real men do not have to call women names. Sicone did not come to your aid. He said he was basically bored, which is why most of the people even come on here. They blow off steam. They do not brag about their dicks. Only you do that. You really do need to learn to write in English.
where the fuck did i say i needed aid or it was aid? you were already owned, if he wanted to come in for the kill thats his choice not mine. i have no online contacts with him other then GFY so dont float your boat.

HAHHA typical pornstar woman you are used to every guy kissing your ass and as soon as one doesnt its the end of the fucking world and he is an asshole LOL. guess what honey you arent all that great. i prefer people liking me for being the funniest mother fucker on the planet not because i take off my clothes and smile like i want them when i dont.

i put chicks like you in their place so real women can get ahead.

i got no probs if you do what you do but dont act like you should be treated like some celeb because i could care less. i am a real man because i dont need to kiss your ass i prefer REAL WOMEN.

and dont get me started about how i treat my women, i treat them like gold, many women from GFY know me offline and would agree. if you only knew, i have never even cheated in my life. i am single i am allowed to go out and have fun with single ladies but you can bet i am honest with every single one i meet.

i am the master spinner and i will spin your head in circles so try not to get to dizzy along the way.

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where the fuck did i say i needed aid or it was aid? you were already owned, if he wanted to come in for the kill thats his choice not mine. i have no online contacts with him other then GFY so dont float your boat.

HAHHA typical pornstar woman you are used to every guy kissing your ass and as soon as one doesnt its the end of the fucking world and he is an asshole LOL. guess what honey you arent all that great. i prefer people liking me for being the funniest mother fucker on the planet not because i take off my clothes and smile like i want them when i dont.

i put chicks like you in their place so real women can get ahead.

i got no probs if you do what you do but dont act like you should be treated like some celeb because i could care less. i am a real man because i dont need to kiss your ass i prefer REAL WOMEN.

and dont get me started about how i treat my women, i treat them like gold, many women from GFY know me offline and would agree. if you only knew, i have never even cheated in my life. i am single i am allowed to go out and have fun with single ladies but you can bet i am honest with every single one i meet.

i am the master spinner and i will spin your head in circles so try not to get to dizzy along the way.

Haha. Biggest bullshit posting of 2009. I do not want nor expect anyone to kiss my ass. I like how you think you know me and what I am like off of this forum. I hate ass kissers. Since you think your dick is so big, here is a good theme song for you.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=V4df_DbFzEM
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ok ill do that as soon as you prove i have a small dick.
LOL

fuckin hilarious!

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Have I told you lately that I love you?
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so she scopes me checking her out and BOOM she gets hit by the most deep blue eyes you will ever see, once women see my eyes they are LOCKED.
My eyes are a good selling point too, yet I prefer to use my wallet for it
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My eyes are a good selling point too, yet I prefer to use my wallet for it
MANNNNN i just rolled in.

i dont use my wallet ever these chicks dont be treating me like no bacon.

i serve them something large and in charge and they thank me for it. these girls started calling me the taxman because i be taxin their asses all day long.
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