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JohnnyV_MaxCash · 04-09-2009, 10:32 AM

Not one reply.

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. In 24 hours not one reply.

I watch affiliates posting on this board that they are not making enough money. I watch folks on this board complaining that this program or that program suck, they are lowering payouts, they don't return my calls etc. And yet, not one reply to an honest request to make a deal, with an Industry standard like Max Cash.

So every affiliate out there is either 1) already working with Max Cash and getting paid exactly what they want to get paid or, 2) completely happy where they are with every sponsor program they work with. 3) Too stupid to realize a good thing when they see it. 4) Believing that the amount of posts on this board equates to position in the Industry.

I choose #3.

Let me say however as a 12 year member of this community: That's awesome! It actually makes me genuinely happy to know that each member of the affiliate community is completely content where they are, what they are making, and how large their marketshare is. Next to Disney land this must be the happiest fucking place on earth.

I haven't posted on this board very often in the time I have been in this space because I have said that it is more about "nice tits" and "you suck" instead of actual business.

I sat on a panel in Phoenix with a title that paraphrasing equated to: "is the affiliate model dead?" If you are an affiliate that should scare the hell out of you. Keep your eye out for panels like this at shows coming up, because if they continue the model will be dead. But you don't have to worry about adapting, don't worry about being creative or clever, or hustling, cause there are plenty of jobs out there right now where you can work your own hours from where ever you want and make 5 figures a month on-line. Easy.

I choose #3.

Here is a solid program whose has a reputation for always paying webmasters, in lean times and in times of plenty, who has paid webmasters more money than any other program in our space, genuinly seeking out affiliates to make individual deals with them; and not one fucking inquiry.

It is not because Max Cash is not a 14 year program with a great history.

It is not because we are not willing to pay out based on what you send.

It is not because we are converting better during this "downturn" than we have in years.

No, I choose #3. You may honestly be too stupid to realize a good thing when you see it. By the way a bit of good news: it is a proven fact, that bitching about other programs and their payouts and bitchin about how bad the economy is and bitching that you are not getting paid what you deserve is, in fact, a proven way to increase your income. You should be proud of your efforts; you are on your way.

Good on ya. Best of luck in your new endeavours.

Go fuck yourself.

Johnny V.
[email protected]

Sly · 04-09-2009, 10:34 AM

I don't know if insulting your base is going to help you out any...

WarChild · 04-09-2009, 10:34 AM

What the fuck are you rambling on about?

Let me give you a little bit of insight as to panels and conventions. That don't set the tone of anything. Just go ahead and ask the anti piracy panel.

Ozarkz · 04-09-2009, 10:36 AM

JohnnyV you're fired.

SCOOTER · 04-09-2009, 10:37 AM

Bump for JonnyV...Hit me up lets talk.

JFK · 04-09-2009, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz

JohnnyV you're fired.

sig spot

hypedough · 04-09-2009, 10:38 AM

Nice way to get some heads to turn, hopefully it works out for you

jcsike · 04-09-2009, 10:38 AM

#4 you dont know how to get a response out of people

_Richard_ · 04-09-2009, 10:39 AM

i had no idea i was too stupid to check you guys out?

Martin · 04-09-2009, 10:40 AM

This should get ya few replys man

porndotnet · 04-09-2009, 10:41 AM

"never go full retard"...

Si · 04-09-2009, 10:42 AM

This thread could be interesting to read in a few pages time....

Mickey_ · 04-09-2009, 10:42 AM

JohnnyV on the job. What's cooking Johnny?

UFGators2007 · 04-09-2009, 10:43 AM

Nice attempt at chumming the water.

fris · 04-09-2009, 10:43 AM

forgot to take your meds?

RobertD · 04-09-2009, 10:43 AM

You can't knit a sweater wearing boxing gloves.

I think I read that in a fortune cookie.

halfpint · 04-09-2009, 10:46 AM

Not a nice post to lure webmasters into your waiting arms

Ozarkz · 04-09-2009, 10:47 AM

Edit: nm might be against the tos.

Iron Fist · 04-09-2009, 10:49 AM

Last time I said GFY in a post, my affiliate account was closed. Hmm... meh.

ICEICEBABY · 04-09-2009, 10:52 AM

Don't worry. I have a big penis.

Barefootsies · 04-09-2009, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I don't know if insulting your base is going to help you out any...

JohnnyV_MaxCash · 04-09-2009, 10:55 AM

Nice tits!

halfpint · 04-09-2009, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ICEICEBABY

Don't worry. I have a big penis.

Do you fap every day? inquiring minds want to know

commonsense · 04-09-2009, 10:57 AM

This and the one Sarah started is making Maxcash looking desperate.

Ozarkz · 04-09-2009, 10:57 AM

JohnnyV is just trying to make his weekly quota guys!

Times are tough the executives are putting the smack down on their affiliate managers.

Honez · 04-09-2009, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyV_MaxCash

Nice tits!

Thanks but, I haven't shown them to you yet

commonsense · 04-09-2009, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porndotnet

"never go full retard"...

mikeyddddd · 04-09-2009, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyV_MaxCash

Not one reply.

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. In 24 hours not one reply.

I watch affiliates posting on this board that they are not making enough money. I watch folks on this board complaining that this program or that program suck, they are lowering payouts, they don't return my calls etc. And yet, not one reply to an honest request to make a deal, with an Industry standard like Max Cash.

seeandsee · 04-09-2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ICEICEBABY

Don't worry. I have a big penis.

JohnnyV_MaxCash · 04-09-2009, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz

JohnnyV is just trying to make his weekly quota guys!

Times are tough the executives are putting the smack down on their affiliate managers.

No. It's not about my quota. I don't have. It's about using this board for what it is intended for, which is making money. We made more money last month than we did the month before, how about you.

halfpint · 04-09-2009, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by commonsense

This and the one Sarah started is making Maxcash looking desperate.

There is nothing wrong with Sarah's posts, Her posts are always interesting.. unlike mine..lol and I dought very much Maxcash is desperate. Johnny is just doing his job ..in a round about way This will bring him views and hopefully more webmaster signups.

Sands · 04-09-2009, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porndotnet

"never go full retard"...

FreeHugeMovies · 04-09-2009, 11:06 AM

Maxcash is so 80's

beemk · 04-09-2009, 11:07 AM

programs like maxcash were good back in the day, but are a great example of the old saying "you cant teach an old dog new tricks". i can think of 100 sites that are way better than anything maxcash has.

J$tyle$ · 04-09-2009, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyV_MaxCash

Nice tits!

I'd hit it!!!!!

commonsense · 04-09-2009, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

There is nothing wrong with Sarah's posts, Her posts are always interesting.. unlike mine..lol and I dought very much Maxcash is desperate. Johnny is just doing his job ..in a round about way This will bring him views and hopefully more webmaster signups.

I was talking about this one, made just a few hours before this turd

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/898748-times-feels-promote-established-sponsors.html

JohnnyV_MaxCash · 04-09-2009, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk

programs like maxcash were good back in the day, but are a great example of the old saying "you cant teach an old dog new tricks". i can think of 100 sites that are way better than anything maxcash has.

You don't know what you're talking about. I mean that with respect. It is not about "old dogs / new tricks" It is about banking relationships. It is about through-put.

Here is your new trick: Check out karasxxx now.

What you can't see is why were are as good as we are. Our bank our conversions and our through put are exceptional.

BradM · 04-09-2009, 11:24 AM

#5 you're angry you suck at marketing

JohnnyV_MaxCash · 04-09-2009, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

Maxcash is so 80's

It's more like the 90s. We have paid over $500,000,000.00 out to affiliates. If that is "so 80's" I'll take it.

JohnnyV_MaxCash · 04-09-2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

#5 you're angry you suck at marketing

You nailed it!

nosey · 04-09-2009, 11:28 AM

CDSmith · 04-09-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyV_MaxCash

Not one reply.

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. In 24 hours not one reply.

Reply to what? I've been away from the board for a few days.

Did I miss a vital maxcash thread?

Sarah_Jayne · 04-09-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by commonsense

This and the one Sarah started is making Maxcash looking desperate.

How would I be doing that?

ronin · 04-09-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

#5 you're angry you suck at marketing

WarChild · 04-09-2009, 11:34 AM

I didn't realize you were an owner of MaxCash John. You learn something every day I guess.

TheDoc · 04-09-2009, 11:36 AM

Was that a joke about people thinking the affiliate business is dieing or is dead?

With your #3 through, I think it should be changed to 'affiliates can read through programs bullshit posts.' Everyone knows that a 14 years and huge payouts - means nothing. It's like you are trying to convince us of your REP, that you are better than others.. When chances are nobody cares or questions that, not even newbies.

Add to that, anyone with traffic knows that by simply adding a sponsor in or even giving a sponsor a push, isn't going to 'make the difference.' - We gota be a little reasonable about this.

Think of this... I have pushed you, you guys have paid me a great deal of money. If I really questioned you after all these years, I would ask PK - who has pushed you as long as I can remember.

But you guys come here, trying to some how convince me of your rep - as if that was ever in question by prob 90% of GFY ...

So if you are wondering why people don't respond, or they aren't moving traffic over to you... Well, I would go out and say that you aren't marketing correctly. Your ideas of what Webmasters want is skewed because you think your rep should hold you...

Replace your rep with proven results, people talking about you all over the place because you 'really do produce results' TODAY - and you will get Webmasters like mad.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-09-2009, 11:36 AM

14 years, blah blah. MaxCash is played out and stale.

also, when you have to endure dumb spam posts from Sarah_Maxchash on a daily basis, you train yourself to mentally blacklist the program and ignore it.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-09-2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey

he stares into your soul

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-09-2009, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by commonsense

This and the one Sarah started is making Maxcash looking desperate.

No shit!

Sarah comes up with the dumbest threads ever. She forces herself to make up totally stupid questions that you know for a fact she couldn't care less about - and makes it daily a thread.

The program looks pathetic and desperate.

Over the time i trained myself to ignore it because every thread about it is a plain old spam attempt.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-09-2009, 11:39 AM

also, quit looking for affiliates on surfer forums, kthnxbi

04-09-2009, 10:32 AM	#1
JohnnyV_MaxCash Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 55	Not one fuckin reply....you have to be kidding me. Not one reply. You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. In 24 hours not one reply. I watch affiliates posting on this board that they are not making enough money. I watch folks on this board complaining that this program or that program suck, they are lowering payouts, they don't return my calls etc. And yet, not one reply to an honest request to make a deal, with an Industry standard like Max Cash. So every affiliate out there is either 1) already working with Max Cash and getting paid exactly what they want to get paid or, 2) completely happy where they are with every sponsor program they work with. 3) Too stupid to realize a good thing when they see it. 4) Believing that the amount of posts on this board equates to position in the Industry. I choose #3. Let me say however as a 12 year member of this community: That's awesome! It actually makes me genuinely happy to know that each member of the affiliate community is completely content where they are, what they are making, and how large their marketshare is. Next to Disney land this must be the happiest fucking place on earth. I haven't posted on this board very often in the time I have been in this space because I have said that it is more about "nice tits" and "you suck" instead of actual business. I sat on a panel in Phoenix with a title that paraphrasing equated to: "is the affiliate model dead?" If you are an affiliate that should scare the hell out of you. Keep your eye out for panels like this at shows coming up, because if they continue the model will be dead. But you don't have to worry about adapting, don't worry about being creative or clever, or hustling, cause there are plenty of jobs out there right now where you can work your own hours from where ever you want and make 5 figures a month on-line. Easy. I choose #3. Here is a solid program whose has a reputation for always paying webmasters, in lean times and in times of plenty, who has paid webmasters more money than any other program in our space, genuinly seeking out affiliates to make individual deals with them; and not one fucking inquiry. It is not because Max Cash is not a 14 year program with a great history. It is not because we are not willing to pay out based on what you send. It is not because we are converting better during this "downturn" than we have in years. No, I choose #3. You may honestly be too stupid to realize a good thing when you see it. By the way a bit of good news: it is a proven fact, that bitching about other programs and their payouts and bitchin about how bad the economy is and bitching that you are not getting paid what you deserve is, in fact, a proven way to increase your income. You should be proud of your efforts; you are on your way. Good on ya. Best of luck in your new endeavours. Go fuck yourself. Johnny V. [email protected] __________________

04-09-2009, 10:38 AM	#7
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04-09-2009, 10:38 AM	#8
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04-09-2009, 10:40 AM	#10
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04-09-2009, 10:42 AM	#13
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04-09-2009, 10:34 AM	#2
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,292	I don't know if insulting your base is going to help you out any...

04-09-2009, 10:34 AM	#3
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	What the fuck are you rambling on about? Let me give you a little bit of insight as to panels and conventions. That don't set the tone of anything. Just go ahead and ask the anti piracy panel. __________________ .

04-09-2009, 10:36 AM	#4
Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	JohnnyV you're fired.

04-09-2009, 10:37 AM	#5
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04-09-2009, 10:39 AM	#9
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04-09-2009, 10:41 AM	#11
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04-09-2009, 10:42 AM	#12
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	This thread could be interesting to read in a few pages time....

04-09-2009, 10:43 AM	#14
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04-09-2009, 10:43 AM	#15
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04-09-2009, 10:43 AM	#16
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04-09-2009, 10:46 AM	#17
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04-09-2009, 10:47 AM	#18
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04-09-2009, 10:49 AM	#19
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04-09-2009, 10:52 AM	#20
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04-09-2009, 10:55 AM	#22
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04-09-2009, 10:57 AM	#24
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04-09-2009, 11:06 AM	#33
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04-09-2009, 11:07 AM	#34
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	programs like maxcash were good back in the day, but are a great example of the old saying "you cant teach an old dog new tricks". i can think of 100 sites that are way better than anything maxcash has. __________________ I host with Vacares

04-09-2009, 11:24 AM	#38
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04-09-2009, 11:34 AM	#45
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04-09-2009, 11:36 AM	#46
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	Was that a joke about people thinking the affiliate business is dieing or is dead? With your #3 through, I think it should be changed to 'affiliates can read through programs bullshit posts.' Everyone knows that a 14 years and huge payouts - means nothing. It's like you are trying to convince us of your REP, that you are better than others.. When chances are nobody cares or questions that, not even newbies. Add to that, anyone with traffic knows that by simply adding a sponsor in or even giving a sponsor a push, isn't going to 'make the difference.' - We gota be a little reasonable about this. Think of this... I have pushed you, you guys have paid me a great deal of money. If I really questioned you after all these years, I would ask PK - who has pushed you as long as I can remember. But you guys come here, trying to some how convince me of your rep - as if that was ever in question by prob 90% of GFY ... So if you are wondering why people don't respond, or they aren't moving traffic over to you... Well, I would go out and say that you aren't marketing correctly. Your ideas of what Webmasters want is skewed because you think your rep should hold you... Replace your rep with proven results, people talking about you all over the place because you 'really do produce results' TODAY - and you will get Webmasters like mad. __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation Last edited by TheDoc; 04-09-2009 at 11:38 AM..

04-09-2009, 11:36 AM	#47
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	14 years, blah blah. MaxCash is played out and stale. also, when you have to endure dumb spam posts from Sarah_Maxchash on a daily basis, you train yourself to mentally blacklist the program and ignore it.

04-09-2009, 11:39 AM	#50
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	also, quit looking for affiliates on surfer forums, kthnxbi