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Old 04-10-2009, 07:37 PM   #1
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Yay I got my first hatemail! How should I respond to this guy?

My site was free for a year and now i started charging for some of the more popular features.
this email is from a member, this is what he wrote:

fuck you ! you are an asshole for all of a sudden wanting me to pay for features on this site that i've been getting for free for the last year ! what kind of shit is that ??!! fuck u & fuck your site ! i'll never be using it again !! as a matter of fact i hope it tanks ! so thanks for nothing u stupid useless son of a bitch !

Its pretty funny. Most of you have better responses than I can think up. So how would you respond?

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Old 04-10-2009, 07:40 PM   #2
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:40 PM   #3
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I wouldn't waste my time responding. What is there to gain?
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:44 PM   #4
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Don'r respond to it, but, if you must. this will work.

Ask if this is the kind of shit he is talking about:



That should work
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:46 PM   #5
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Thank you for your patronage for the past year. It has been a pleasure giving you free access to our services. However, due to the global financial crisis, we were forced to supply user records to the appropriate federal financial and tax agencies. One such federal agency red-flagged you as being delinquent on certain filings. With that, we were forced to set your account, and your account only, as having to pay for certain features. Also note, you may get a phone call about certain federal audits.

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Old 04-10-2009, 07:47 PM   #6
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ahhh... I used to get fan mail every day when my site was free... read something like "dude, i wanted to write you and let you know that you are the best fuckin thing that hit the internet..."

that did change when I made it a paysite... now I don't get any more thank you emails

btw... you can email me at mmcfadden @ vstrippoker dot com and give me love and thanks...

I would respond like this... I'm sorry

teh ghey, I don't know what you offer but i'll tell you this... when my site was free it made me about 200 dollars a month... I have been charging now and it is making over 8K per month
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:48 PM   #7
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Seriously... there are people that think everything in life should be free. There is nothing you can do with them. No use arguing either.

It's like when you post job ads and people call you up arguing about the ad saying you aren't paying enough. WTF? People are crazy and unrealistic.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:49 PM   #8
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Hahahaha. At least you know he loves your site.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:50 PM   #9
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Thank you for your patronage for the past year. It has been a pleasure giving you free access to our services. However, due to the global financial crisis, we were forced to supply user records to the appropriate federal financial and tax agencies. One such federal agency red-flagged you as being delinquent on certain filings. With that, we were forced to set your account, and your account only, as having to pay for certain features. Also note, you may get a phone call about certain federal audits.

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Thats excellent and relevant
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:52 PM   #10
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Seriously... there are people that think everything in life should be free. There is nothing you can do with them. No use arguing either.

It's like when you post job ads and people call you up arguing about the ad saying you aren't paying enough. WTF? People are crazy and unrealistic.
haha...

I just remembered this... shortly after turning vstrip to a paysite I got an email "I pay for my internet service... why should I now pay for your site"...

i never responded
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:55 PM   #11
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Tell him Blow me you fuckin leech,it costs money to run a site you ungrateful prick.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:55 PM   #12
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you should link him to an appropriate tube site

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Old 04-10-2009, 08:25 PM   #13
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My site was free for a year and now i started charging for some of the more popular features.
this email is from a member, this is what he wrote:

fuck you ! you are an asshole for all of a sudden wanting me to pay for features on this site that i've been getting for free for the last year ! what kind of shit is that ??!! fuck u & fuck your site ! i'll never be using it again !! as a matter of fact i hope it tanks ! so thanks for nothing u stupid useless son of a bitch !

Its pretty funny. Most of you have better responses than I can think up. So how would you respond?
Give him a free year's subscription, watch him closely and see what he does.

You can afford it, right?

There is a method to this madness. Trust me.
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:28 PM   #14
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When heavy.com went to a paysite format many years ago I was pissed.

(I am pretty sure they dropped the whole paysite idea as of today)
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:33 PM   #15
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:08 PM   #16
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why waste your time, delete and move on.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:38 PM   #17
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Thank you for your patronage for the past year. It has been a pleasure giving you free access to our services. However, due to the global financial crisis, we were forced to supply user records to the appropriate federal financial and tax agencies. One such federal agency red-flagged you as being delinquent on certain filings. With that, we were forced to set your account, and your account only, as having to pay for certain features. Also note, you may get a phone call about certain federal audits.

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Old 04-10-2009, 10:49 PM   #18
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Thank you for your patronage for the past year. It has been a pleasure giving you free access to our services. However, due to the global financial crisis, we were forced to supply user records to the appropriate federal financial and tax agencies. One such federal agency red-flagged you as being delinquent on certain filings. With that, we were forced to set your account, and your account only, as having to pay for certain features. Also note, you may get a phone call about certain federal audits.

Thank you again for your patronage and have a great day.
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cute/paste -> reply
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:01 AM   #19
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:20 AM   #20
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i would say fuck off also ... if you are running free site, it is the worst thing to make it payed ... if you want to make money, put there more ads, but never make it payed. now, if the guy is pissed and you dont know who it was, just write "sorry i dont remember you, people who talked to me when site was free have still free access. lurkers as you have to pay as you got year of pleasure for free and you didnt know how to say thanks" ... end of story
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:21 AM   #21
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i would say fuck off also ... if you are running free site, it is the worst thing to make it payed ... if you want to make money, put there more ads, but never make it payed. now, if the guy is pissed and you dont know who it was, just write "sorry i dont remember you, people who talked to me when site was free have still free access. lurkers as you have to pay as you got year of pleasure for free and you didnt know how to say thanks" ... end of story
your english is getting better
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:37 AM   #22
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send him a fake automated message as follows..

This email is in regards to your email sent ******.

Thank you for your inquiry , our new email system will only accept emails from paying members, you may purchase a one-time email response for $10 or join the site and enjoy 5 free emails per month, all 100% guaranteed to be read. Please make your payment before ***** or your email will be discarded.
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Old 04-11-2009, 02:02 AM   #23
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send him a fake automated message as follows..

This email is in regards to your email sent ******.

Thank you for your inquiry , our new email system will only accept emails from paying members, you may purchase a one-time email response for $10 or join the site and enjoy 5 free emails per month, all 100% guaranteed to be read. Please make your payment before ***** or your email will be discarded.
Nice idea

I have noticed from a few small group sites l run that when you change them from free to pay it really causes mayhem no matter how small the charge ! .

Maybe thats why a lot of the social networking sites such as Facebook,Twitter and even Craigs List are reluctant to try even a minimal fee ?

From my small set up some left,some complained but at the end of the day now it at least has paying members.
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Old 04-11-2009, 04:36 AM   #24
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send him a fake automated message as follows..

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oh, sent him this
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i miss the old days when ppl would mail me all the time about my sites.. was great.. had a priest one time mail and try to convert me from porn.. wonder if it's the guy who fucked jeff neuman all up?
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I would just tell him that he is the demographic that has caused this change in policy.
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haha...

I just remembered this... shortly after turning vstrip to a paysite I got an email "I pay for my internet service... why should I now pay for your site"...

i never responded
I get that a lot in my webcam chatroom also.. or how about "well, when you start to do your job and get naked, THEN I will start paying!" LOL

no matter what you say to the guy who sent you the hatemail it sounds like his mind is made up and isn't going to buy membership, so I wouldn't respond. If you do, it just starts a dialogue where he's going to repond to your email, and soon you are spending your time arguing with a retard who makes you no $.. ya know?
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Old 04-12-2009, 03:42 PM   #29
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My site was free for a year and now i started charging for some of the more popular features.
this email is from a member, this is what he wrote:

fuck you ! you are an asshole for all of a sudden wanting me to pay for features on this site that i've been getting for free for the last year ! what kind of shit is that ??!! fuck u & fuck your site ! i'll never be using it again !! as a matter of fact i hope it tanks ! so thanks for nothing u stupid useless son of a bitch !

Its pretty funny. Most of you have better responses than I can think up. So how would you respond?
Your site must be really fucking good.

I would take that as a positive feedback and ignore him.
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