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David! · 07-24-2009, 04:45 AM

Mine is simple, compliment her about her shoes. It's amazing how much most women love to be complimented about their shoes

The Duck · 07-24-2009, 04:47 AM

Compliment any garment she is wearing. Best is to pick something that is not completely obvious.

seeandsee · 07-24-2009, 05:01 AM

I tell her my dick is bigger than Metamans

Ross · 07-24-2009, 05:17 AM

Wait for them to talk to me.

Jon Oso · 07-24-2009, 05:42 AM

I say something outlandishly rude about someone else in the vicinity. It's usually so offensive they think I'm super confident and don't realize I look like a giant bag of ugly, and the conversation goes from there. Chicks love nothing more than they love a guy who is mean.

TheLegacy · 07-24-2009, 05:48 AM

Say I work in porn - why waste time on a prude

Usually though there is no special opening line to use on a woman - merely find something in common or something about the area/situation that you find amusing. Women love a man who can laugh and make them laugh and feel good about themselves. Anything else is merely going to make you look like a player.

Best advice - be friends first - in your mind not create a fake "you" just to get laid. Plus during conversation don't bring up religion, politics or how much (if you do) gays or anything else your prejudice about - women tend to dislike closed minded guys especially if alot of her friends are gay.. not cool

StuartD · 07-24-2009, 05:49 AM

pornguy · 07-24-2009, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

One of the best opening lines that you can start with..

whats funny is to watch guy at the bars and clubs look at a girl wave or what ever but they wont approach them for fear of rejection.

Vicious_B · 07-24-2009, 06:13 AM

Hello usually works well for starting a conversation.

Eva PSC · 07-24-2009, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan

Mine is simple, compliment her about her shoes. It's amazing how much most women love to be complimented about their shoes

That works because 99% of guys never make any comments about shoes, so she is talking to you in surprise that you noticed her shoes

Martin · 07-24-2009, 07:23 AM

If she's wearing flip flops say nice toes I guess..

Eva PSC · 07-24-2009, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

If she's wearing flip flops say nice toes I guess..

now if you said that I'd run away fast! Two things are wrong with this:

1.most girls hate their feet or the fact that someone's looking at it
2.you'd think the guy has some foot fetish. While online it is one of the most common and innocent fetishes, in real life it really freaked me out when once this new guy I met was massaging my feet and then started talking how he'd love to clean it with his tongue and for me to humiliate him etc etc... i ran away FAST

rowan · 07-24-2009, 07:41 AM

Hey Doll, is this guy bothering you? I'm from another planet.

Zuzana Designs · 07-24-2009, 07:43 AM

If you try to hard it is very easy to read. Just a simple Hello works.

Martin · 07-24-2009, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Eva PSC

now if you said that I'd run away fast! Two things are wrong with this:

1.most girls hate their feet or the fact that someone's looking at it

Of course I was kidding, I'd never say that to a girl, but I still find it strange that girls say they hate their feet. They sure spend alot of time getting their toes painted a different color every week. That's alot of time and effort and money to spend on something you don't like.

Vicious_B · 07-24-2009, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Of course I was kidding, I'd never say that to a girl, but I still find it strange that girls say they hate their feet. They sure spend alot of time getting their toes painted a different color every week. That's alot of time and effort and money to spend on something you don't like.

They spend the time and effort trying to improve what they think is unattractive.

Choopa Phil · 07-24-2009, 07:59 AM

cloroform

Scott McD · 07-24-2009, 08:04 AM

Conversation ?? Nah!

I just want, bang bang bang !!!!

Vicious_B · 07-24-2009, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Conversation ?? Nah!

I just want, bang bang bang !!!!

Pixelbucks Eric · 07-24-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan

Mine is simple, compliment her about her shoes. It's amazing how much most women love to be complimented about their shoes

"Hey"
"Hey, what's up"

If that doesnt do the trick, bullshittery and bad lines won't help either.

peeperpimp · 07-24-2009, 08:09 AM

"Hey Babe, you cum here often or do you usually wait till you get home??" (joke)

raven1083 · 07-24-2009, 08:12 AM

no words will be utter if you're a good looking man

96ukssob · 07-24-2009, 08:15 AM

1) NEVER compliment a girl you are interested in when you first meet or see them. if she is there with a friend, compliment her friend on her hair, clothing, etc. if you say her nails look nice, they are going to think you are gay and hook you up with their gay cousin. A woman always wants what she cant have, so when she sees you going after her friend, this will spark a LOT of interest.

2) when you do talk to the girl of interest, DO NOT make it appear you are interested in her pants. make it a challenge for her to keep your attention. tell her some interesting fact about your self that she would think "wow, I have to get to know this guy." This is why girls like "hot guys" because they get all the attention. women LOVE being around attention and love to be around men who attention is brought to them

3) if the girl is by herself, like in a grocery store ask a generic question about whatever food is in that isle and how it will pertain to other women in your life. dont make it sound like you sit around in your house alone drinking 7up playing halo, or a bunch of guys coming over and your going to pound root beer.

the key is, when your talking to any women who you want to get down her pants is to appear as a neutral party and not interested out of the gate, as well make yourself appear that you are very important and other women love to hang out with you.

key rule in life if you want to get laid is NEVER listen to what another woman has to say. women (no offense ladies

) THINK they know what they want, but really dont. never show up to a first date with flowers and candy, worst idea if you ever plan on getting laid.

if you make yourself look desperate a woman can smell that a mile away. appear wanted and she will rip off your pants the first chance she gets

beerptrol · 07-24-2009, 08:16 AM

I walk up to the bar, adjust my big package, pull out a big wad of cash, order a drink, and say "sup".

Scott McD · 07-24-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

Exactly !!!

kicks · 07-24-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

If you try to hard it is very easy to read. Just a simple Hello works.

Nice to see someone that can accept a normal greeting. One word can say a lot.

IPSKeith · 07-24-2009, 08:24 AM

you are too hot

Kenny B! · 07-24-2009, 08:25 AM

Opening line... "Ok lets take care of business then get down to business this hour goes fast"

docputer · 07-24-2009, 08:29 AM

Usually after she sees me lick my eyebrows, she starts the conversation.

Tom_PM · 07-24-2009, 08:30 AM

Usually just anything, because you'll know instantly by her reply if it's a no or a go.

bobby666 · 07-24-2009, 10:48 AM

i usually ask if i may lick her boots

lukeump · 07-24-2009, 12:23 PM

Why waste time talking? Smack her on the head and lob her in the trunk. Works for me every time!

LoveSandra · 07-24-2009, 12:44 PM

"Do you love facials hun ?"

fatfoo · 07-24-2009, 01:20 PM

What the fuck ?!?

seeandsee · 07-24-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

What the fuck ?!?

AtlantisCash · 07-24-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Eva PSC

1.most girls hate their feet or the fact that someone's looking at it
2.you'd think the guy has some foot fetish. While online it is one of the most common and innocent fetishes, in real life it really freaked me out when once this new guy I met was massaging my feet and then started talking how he'd love to clean it with his tongue and for me to humiliate him etc etc... i ran away FAST

Sorry, don't take it personal, but i will call this total bs,

of course i respect what You said since You're a girl and would know better, but i always find those kind of kinky stuff liked by girls,

right girl will do everything for a right guy as well as right guy would do the same

Valerie82 · 07-24-2009, 01:51 PM

say the most stupid thing you can think of... make her laugh. its the ONLY thing that works for me these days

papagmp · 07-24-2009, 02:02 PM

And, how much for a nude one?

hjnet · 07-24-2009, 03:06 PM

Don't care about them and they'll come

fusionx · 07-24-2009, 03:12 PM

Do you take checks or does it absolutely have to be cash?

kane · 07-24-2009, 03:40 PM

The stupidest thing I ever used that actually worked was at a bar with some friends one night and saw this girl I thought was hot. We made eye contact a few times and after a few drinks when I was a little buzzed I went up to her and said, "I know you have been undressing me with your eyes and I just wanted to let you know that no matter how many drinks you buy me I'm not going to sleep with you tonight."

She laughed and so did her friend.

DWB · 07-24-2009, 04:05 PM

I have a friend who is probably better looking than Brad Pitt. He walks up to girls and says, "is that any good?" referring to her pussy.

You would be shocked at how much pussy this guy gets. It's unreal.

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-24-2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Eva PSC

That works because 99% of guys never make any comments about shoes, so she is talking to you in surprise that you noticed her shoes

that or she thinks you are gay and not threatened. good approach though

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