TXT a girl and ask if you can "tap that" - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

munki · 07-23-2009, 11:48 AM

fiddy tappers

punker barbie · 07-23-2009, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt

Me: Hey got a quick question
Punker Barbie: What's up babe?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Punker Barbie: When elephants fly

shit

ROFL i think my response was a good one

trishauptown · 07-23-2009, 11:57 AM

Fucking hiliarious!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt

Me: Hey got a quick question
Trisha Uptown: Who is this?
Me: civmatt
Trisha Uptown: Cool!! I will save ur #. What's up?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Trisha Uptown: Hahahaha.... ur terrible!! No u just didn't ask me that

CIVMatt · 07-23-2009, 12:00 PM

0/2

You guys couldn't at least make me look good for the boys?

Bods4Mods · 07-23-2009, 12:02 PM

Jonathan
1:39
? hey

Revsand
1:39
? hey hey

Jonathan
1:39
? when you gonna let me tap that?

Revsand
2:00
? my ass? anytime you want stud

PornNewz · 07-23-2009, 12:05 PM

me: hey

XBizemployee: hey

me: whattchu doing?

XBizemployee: about to fix the xxxxxxx on the xxxxx list
why whats up

me: when you gonna let me tap that?

XBizemployee: lol ok
well, Friday remember

me: oh ya, forgot

XBizemployee: lol

BlackCrayon · 07-23-2009, 12:12 PM

can someone give me elli's number so i can ask her/ :P

SCORE Ralph · 07-23-2009, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseFrog

Results I got:
g/f: did u just ask my cousin if u could "tap that"?

LMAOO!!!! laying on the pimp hand I see

iheartbucks · 07-23-2009, 12:20 PM

I'm a girl so any girl I text this too is just ganna say yes lolz

But I'll tap you cheesy!!

joshll · 07-23-2009, 12:22 PM

Hahaha...Just got StickyFingerz..

StickyFingerz ‎(20:16): hey whats up?
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:16): nofin much...good day to tap dat eh ?
StickyFingerz ‎(20:16): eh? lol
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): good day to tap dat..
StickyFingerz ‎(20:17): tap what? lol
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): it..
StickyFingerz ‎(20:17): well ya thats a given lol
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): so when you gonna let me tap that ?
StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): lol who is this?
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): Josh...da tapper.
StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): okie lol
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): so....your not gonna let me tap that ?
StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): tap what or who?
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): you..and whatever...
StickyFingerz ‎(20:19): Do we know each other? lol

:P Kudos to SF...

PornNewz · 07-23-2009, 12:23 PM

Continued:

me: I need to take you shopping again for some more sexy clothes

XBizemployee: lingerie?

me: k

XBizemployee: no im asking

me: yes, sure absolutely

XBizemployee: thats what ur talking about

me: yes

XBizemployee: lol

me: when you gonna let me use the straps again to tie you up?

XBizemployee: whenever you want

me: I love you

XBizemployee: haha
ditto

Redmanthatcould · 07-23-2009, 12:35 PM

Unfortunately, Kristen (XBiz) also saw the thread...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Kristen: Hope I have an answer
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Kristen: Can you be here in 5?
Jeff: I'm outside already
Kristen: Gimme 5 seconds I have to ready gfy

To a model...the rest of the conversation is censored...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: What up hon?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Lol hrm not sure

I like gifts :p will u be at internext?
Jeff: I sure am.
Her: Wanna be roomies?

And some responses from friends...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: K
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Jeff: Tap THAT?
Her: What do you want? You want me to just go over there and rape you?

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: Hey Jeff! Quick answer for ya.....;)
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hahaha you can smack that any time you want!!!! That's the best answer I have ;)
Jeff: Oh nurse...;)
Her: [Sent me a photo of her in a nurse's outfit] Love ya!!!!;)

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: ?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: wtf who's this?
Jeff: Jeff!
Her: Haha..

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: Hey babydoll what's up?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hahahaa u ain't right! U love trannies haha and I'm not one!

And for posterity, a male friend...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Him: Shoot
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Who?
Jeff: You!
Him: Was that really your quick question? If so whenever.

CheeseFrog · 07-23-2009, 12:39 PM

Me: got a question I wanna ask u
Her: sure hun
Me: when u gona let me tap that?
Her: hahahahah tap what?
Me: dat ass!
Her: ohhh
Her: are u on myspace?
Me: yah myspace.com/cheesefrog
Her: you can surely tap it but I request that you stop watching john and kate plus 8

Eh?

Shok · 07-23-2009, 12:54 PM

Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

Me: Hi, got a question

Hunan: yes

Me: Can I tap that?

Hunan: what?

Me: you know, can I tap....that

Hunan: you want to try what

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: what number on the menu

Me: 69

Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: I don't understand

Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

Hunan: you can take out

Me: take you out and tap that.

Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

Me: fuck now I'm hungry

Hunan: what else

Me: wanton soup

Shok · 07-23-2009, 01:02 PM

Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
so when can I tap that?

Michele of SIN ‎(2:57 PM):
when i feel the need to complicate my life with more kids you fertile motherfucker.

Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
ok

Shok ‎(2:58 PM):
so when can I kill that and skin it
I fuck on the first date

Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
by fuck i mean shower you with gifts
and i mean fuck as in fuck too

Michele of SIN ‎(2:59 PM):
lol

i am afraid to know what you consider "gifts"
Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
little gifts

Shok ‎(3:00 PM):
but alot, like 100 million of them
in your mouth preferably
or in my ass if you want to get freaky

Shok ‎(3:01 PM):
so can I ?
don't leave me hanging here
smelling like bacon and failure

Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM):
bacon?

Shok ‎(3:02 PM):
it's my mating odor

Shok · 07-23-2009, 01:10 PM

Shok ‎(3:05 PM):
hey whats up
got a question

BIGG ‎(3:05 PM):
yo

Shok ‎(3:05 PM):
when are you gonna let me tap that?

Shok ‎(3:06 PM):
don't be afraid, I am very gentle
I'm a lover not a fighter

BIGG ‎(3:06 PM):
huh?
wrong person

Shok ‎(3:06 PM):
but im also a fighter so don't get any ideas

Shok ‎(3:07 PM):
don't play hard to get silly

Shok ‎(3:09 PM):
are you wearing spandex like me today

BIGG ‎(3:09 PM):
i was yesterday
its actually part of my work out attire
it wicks the sweat away

Shok ‎(3:09 PM):
mmmm go on

CYF · 07-23-2009, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok

Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

Me: Hi, got a question

Hunan: yes

Me: Can I tap that?

Hunan: what?

Me: you know, can I tap....that

Hunan: you want to try what

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: what number on the menu

Me: 69

Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: I don't understand

Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

Hunan: you can take out

Me: take you out and tap that.

Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

Me: fuck now I'm hungry

Hunan: what else

Me: wanton soup

MallcomBrandon · 07-23-2009, 01:22 PM

This thread made my day !

FilthyRob · 07-23-2009, 01:25 PM

This thread rocks!

I texted my wife...she didn't respond yet.. lol

CheeseFrog · 07-23-2009, 01:33 PM

Me: can I ask u a question?
The Ashley: dumbass
Me: when u gonna let me tap that?
The Ashley: after I'm done with your dad
Me: wat!?

Deej · 07-23-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok

Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

Me: Hi, got a question

Hunan: yes

Me: Can I tap that?

Hunan: what?

Me: you know, can I tap....that

Hunan: you want to try what

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: what number on the menu

Me: 69

Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: I don't understand

Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

Hunan: you can take out

Me: take you out and tap that.

Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

Me: fuck now I'm hungry

Hunan: what else

Me: wanton soup

This thread is an instant classic!!!

gornyhuy · 07-23-2009, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM):
bacon?

Shok ‎(3:02 PM):
it's my mating odor

BWahahahaah !

Martin · 07-23-2009, 01:54 PM

Skok those are great lol.

stephane76 · 07-23-2009, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff:

Anne:

u-Bob · 07-23-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

omg

u-Bob · 07-23-2009, 02:09 PM

lol @ Shok

Martin · 07-23-2009, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

lol @ Shok

Yeah Shok. That's what I ment to say.

LiveDose · 07-23-2009, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

Bill: wuddup
Bill: got money today?
fucksakes: nothin, when you gonna let me tap that?
Bill: lol wtf

fucksakes: hey there
Brazzers: hi
fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
Brazzers: tap what bro?

fucksakes: hey
Caroline: Hi Danny
fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
Caroline: what? lol
fucksakes: lol
fucksakes: just fucking with ya
Caroline: i was like omg his comp has a virus was my first thought lol
fucksakes: someone said.. say that to random ppl and see what kinda response ill get.
Caroline: ok let me make it more interesting then... Oh danny i've liked you since i was 12 even tho ure my cousin LOL

Haha good ones.

Funny ass thread.

EuroRevenueUSA · 07-23-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vs_jeff

first one up was an epic fail to anne from xbiz...

Jeff: Hey anne, i've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff:

anne:

lmao!!!!!

Shok · 07-23-2009, 02:28 PM

Shok ‎(4:26 PM):
hey
when can I tap that?

Hollee ‎(4:26 PM):
When I get rid of the infection

Shok ‎(4:27 PM):
wow

MandyBlake · 07-23-2009, 02:36 PM

you could have gotten laid today sir.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

Me: Hi
Mandy Blake: Hi
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Mandy Blake: What???
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Mandy Blake: LOL, I saw what u wrote. What do u want to tap exactly?
Me: OK, you're no fun. Forget I asked. :-)

media · 07-23-2009, 02:39 PM

Oh yeah!

07-23-2009, 03:09 PM

Ell oh fucking ell shok!

Vicious_B · 07-23-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok

Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
so when can I tap that?

Michele of SIN ‎(2:57 PM):
when i feel the need to complicate my life with more kids you fertile motherfucker.

Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
ok

Shok ‎(2:58 PM):
so when can I kill that and skin it
I fuck on the first date

Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
by fuck i mean shower you with gifts
and i mean fuck as in fuck too

Michele of SIN ‎(2:59 PM):
lol

i am afraid to know what you consider "gifts"
Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
little gifts

Shok ‎(3:00 PM):
but alot, like 100 million of them
in your mouth preferably
or in my ass if you want to get freaky

Shok ‎(3:01 PM):
so can I ?
don't leave me hanging here
smelling like bacon and failure

Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM):
bacon?

Shok ‎(3:02 PM):
it's my mating odor

I knew I should have never directed you to this thread. What was I thinking?

punker barbie · 07-23-2009, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FilthyRob

This thread rocks!

I texted my wife...she didn't respond yet.. lol

wait. wife? you're married now? holy crap. congrats

halfpint · 07-23-2009, 05:31 PM

MIRC LOBBY

Me: Hi All

No reply

Me: How is everyone today ?

No reply

Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that

Mod: I dont think that sounds very appropriate halfpint

Me : banned

woj · 07-23-2009, 06:28 PM

Yngwie · 07-23-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

MIRC LOBBY

Me: Hi All

No reply

Me: How is everyone today ?

No reply

Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that

Mod: I dont think that sounds very appropriate halfpint

Me : banned

guess that didn't work out haha

halfpint · 07-23-2009, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

guess that didn't work out haha

no..lol but at least I got one person to speak to me..they just all ignored me when I was being polite and saying hello

sarah peachez · 07-23-2009, 06:48 PM

I text my close friends and they say yes you may.,cool

VeriSexy · 07-23-2009, 07:16 PM

haha this thread rawks

Mr Pheer · 07-23-2009, 07:33 PM

Anybody have Vanilla's cell number?

Iron Fist · 07-23-2009, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok

Shok ‎(4:26 PM):
hey
when can I tap that?

Hollee ‎(4:26 PM):
When I get rid of the infection

Shok ‎(4:27 PM):
wow

Lace · 07-23-2009, 09:27 PM

This is fucking classic!

Tsang · 07-23-2009, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

This is fucking classic!

Hahaha I agree.

Jon Oso · 07-24-2009, 01:50 AM

Jon: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Tyler: I didn't know u turned gay
Jon: That doesn't answer when
Tyler: LOL whenever I guess then

Jon: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jon: I'm asking what time you feel it would be suitable for me to tap that.
Bethany: Tap WHAT?
Jon: Tap that. THAT. That which needs, no that which begs to be tapped.
Bethany: I don't beg for it or need it. Besides, you already tapped it.
Jon: So I would need a time machine then
Bethany: Why would you want to tap it again? You already have.
Jon: This isn't about why, merely a question of when.
Bethany: Never. Now I want to know why

MallcomBrandon · 07-24-2009, 09:38 AM

bump for an amazing post which has brought

Pornopat · 07-24-2009, 10:40 AM

Pornopat ‎(19:34):
Jenni
When you gonna let me tap dat?
JenniDahling ‎(19:36):
lollllll
Pornopat ‎(19:36):
so?

Pornopat · 07-24-2009, 10:49 AM

JenniDahling ‎(19:44):
Huh? Tap what? Or did you mean to say tape
Pornopat ‎(19:44):
uhm no tap...you know tap...like in tap that!
JenniDahling ‎(19:47):
The only thing I can think of you tapping is a maple tree or beer keg.
But you can also pat that as in PornoPat
lol
I need to stop waking and baking on f
Pornopat ‎(19:47):
oh crap

MetaMan · 07-24-2009, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

Unfortunately, Kristen (XBiz) also saw the thread...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Kristen: Hope I have an answer
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Kristen: Can you be here in 5?
Jeff: I'm outside already
Kristen: Gimme 5 seconds I have to ready gfy

To a model...the rest of the conversation is censored...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: What up hon?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Lol hrm not sure

I like gifts :p will u be at internext?
Jeff: I sure am.
Her: Wanna be roomies?

And some responses from friends...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: K
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Jeff: Tap THAT?
Her: What do you want? You want me to just go over there and rape you?

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: Hey Jeff! Quick answer for ya.....;)
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hahaha you can smack that any time you want!!!! That's the best answer I have ;)
Jeff: Oh nurse...;)
Her: [Sent me a photo of her in a nurse's outfit] Love ya!!!!;)

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: ?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: wtf who's this?
Jeff: Jeff!
Her: Haha..

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: Hey babydoll what's up?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hahahaa u ain't right! U love trannies haha and I'm not one!

And for posterity, a male friend...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Him: Shoot
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Who?
Jeff: You!
Him: Was that really your quick question? If so whenever.

this entire thread is full of WIN.

i got my ex comin here in half an hour ill see what the results are.

07-23-2009, 11:48 AM	#51
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	fiddy tappers __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

07-23-2009, 12:00 PM	#54
CIVMatt Amateur Pimpin Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 13,075	0/2 You guys couldn't at least make me look good for the boys? __________________ Make easy money with Webcams

07-23-2009, 12:02 PM	#55
Bods4Mods Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 904	Jonathan 1:39 ? hey Revsand 1:39 ? hey hey Jonathan 1:39 ? when you gonna let me tap that? Revsand 2:00 ? my ass? anytime you want stud __________________ [BODSFORTHEMODS][B4TM][BODS LIST]

07-23-2009, 12:05 PM	#56
PornNewz Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 851	me: hey XBizemployee: hey me: whattchu doing? XBizemployee: about to fix the xxxxxxx on the xxxxx list why whats up me: when you gonna let me tap that? XBizemployee: lol ok well, Friday remember me: oh ya, forgot XBizemployee: lol __________________ Pornnewz.com PR Round up, No one is safe!

07-23-2009, 12:12 PM	#57
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	can someone give me elli's number so i can ask her/ :P __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

07-23-2009, 12:20 PM	#59
iheartbucks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 637	I'm a girl so any girl I text this too is just ganna say yes lolz But I'll tap you cheesy!!

07-23-2009, 12:22 PM	#60
joshll Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Tenerife, Los Gigantos Posts: 1,534	Hahaha...Just got StickyFingerz.. StickyFingerz ‎(20:16): hey whats up? JOSH - MLP ‎(20:16): nofin much...good day to tap dat eh ? StickyFingerz ‎(20:16): eh? lol JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): good day to tap dat.. StickyFingerz ‎(20:17): tap what? lol JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): it.. StickyFingerz ‎(20:17): well ya thats a given lol JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): so when you gonna let me tap that ? StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): lol who is this? JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): Josh...da tapper. StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): okie lol JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): so....your not gonna let me tap that ? StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): tap what or who? JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): you..and whatever... StickyFingerz ‎(20:19): Do we know each other? lol :P Kudos to SF... __________________ WiredBall PinPointsX ICQ: 227454293

07-23-2009, 12:23 PM	#61
PornNewz Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 851	Continued: me: I need to take you shopping again for some more sexy clothes XBizemployee: lingerie? me: k XBizemployee: no im asking me: yes, sure absolutely XBizemployee: thats what ur talking about me: yes XBizemployee: lol me: when you gonna let me use the straps again to tie you up? XBizemployee: whenever you want me: I love you XBizemployee: haha ditto __________________ Pornnewz.com PR Round up, No one is safe!

07-23-2009, 12:35 PM	#62
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	Unfortunately, Kristen (XBiz) also saw the thread... Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Kristen: Hope I have an answer Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Kristen: Can you be here in 5? Jeff: I'm outside already Kristen: Gimme 5 seconds I have to ready gfy To a model...the rest of the conversation is censored... Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: What up hon? Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Lol hrm not sure I like gifts :p will u be at internext? Jeff: I sure am. Her: Wanna be roomies? And some responses from friends... Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: K Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Tap what? Jeff: Tap THAT? Her: What do you want? You want me to just go over there and rape you? Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: Hey Jeff! Quick answer for ya.....;) Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Hahaha you can smack that any time you want!!!! That's the best answer I have ;) Jeff: Oh nurse...;) Her: [Sent me a photo of her in a nurse's outfit] Love ya!!!!;) Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: ? Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: wtf who's this? Jeff: Jeff! Her: Haha.. Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Her: Hey babydoll what's up? Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Hahahaa u ain't right! U love trannies haha and I'm not one! And for posterity, a male friend... Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya... Him: Shoot Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that? Him: Who? Jeff: You! Him: Was that really your quick question? If so whenever.

07-23-2009, 12:39 PM	#63
CheeseFrog Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 1,724	Me: got a question I wanna ask u Her: sure hun Me: when u gona let me tap that? Her: hahahahah tap what? Me: dat ass! Her: ohhh Her: are u on myspace? Me: yah myspace.com/cheesefrog Her: you can surely tap it but I request that you stop watching john and kate plus 8 Eh? __________________ Cary \| AIM: cheesefrog \| ICQ: 4287002

07-23-2009, 12:54 PM	#64
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's Me: Hi, got a question Hunan: yes Me: Can I tap that? Hunan: what? Me: you know, can I tap....that Hunan: you want to try what Me: I want to tap that Hunan: what number on the menu Me: 69 Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice Me: I want to tap that Hunan: I don't understand Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not Hunan: you can take out Me: take you out and tap that. Hunan: it comes with eggrolls Me: fuck now I'm hungry Hunan: what else Me: wanton soup

07-23-2009, 01:02 PM	#65
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	Shok ‎(2:57 PM): so when can I tap that? Michele of SIN ‎(2:57 PM): when i feel the need to complicate my life with more kids you fertile motherfucker. Shok ‎(2:57 PM): ok Shok ‎(2:58 PM): so when can I kill that and skin it I fuck on the first date Shok ‎(2:59 PM): by fuck i mean shower you with gifts and i mean fuck as in fuck too Michele of SIN ‎(2:59 PM): lol i am afraid to know what you consider "gifts" Shok ‎(2:59 PM): little gifts Shok ‎(3:00 PM): but alot, like 100 million of them in your mouth preferably or in my ass if you want to get freaky Shok ‎(3:01 PM): so can I ? don't leave me hanging here smelling like bacon and failure Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM): bacon? Shok ‎(3:02 PM): it's my mating odor

07-23-2009, 01:10 PM	#66
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	Shok ‎(3:05 PM): hey whats up got a question BIGG ‎(3:05 PM): yo Shok ‎(3:05 PM): when are you gonna let me tap that? Shok ‎(3:06 PM): don't be afraid, I am very gentle I'm a lover not a fighter BIGG ‎(3:06 PM): huh? wrong person Shok ‎(3:06 PM): but im also a fighter so don't get any ideas Shok ‎(3:07 PM): don't play hard to get silly Shok ‎(3:09 PM): are you wearing spandex like me today BIGG ‎(3:09 PM): i was yesterday its actually part of my work out attire it wicks the sweat away Shok ‎(3:09 PM): mmmm go on

07-23-2009, 01:22 PM	#68
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07-23-2009, 01:25 PM	#69
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07-23-2009, 01:33 PM	#70
CheeseFrog Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 1,724	Me: can I ask u a question? The Ashley: dumbass Me: when u gonna let me tap that? The Ashley: after I'm done with your dad Me: wat!? __________________ Cary \| AIM: cheesefrog \| ICQ: 4287002

07-23-2009, 01:54 PM	#73
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07-23-2009, 02:09 PM	#76
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07-23-2009, 02:28 PM	#80
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	Shok ‎(4:26 PM): hey when can I tap that? Hollee ‎(4:26 PM): When I get rid of the infection Shok ‎(4:27 PM): wow

07-23-2009, 02:39 PM	#82
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07-23-2009, 03:09 PM	#83
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07-23-2009, 05:31 PM	#86
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07-23-2009, 06:28 PM	#87
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07-23-2009, 06:48 PM	#90
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07-23-2009, 07:16 PM	#91
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07-23-2009, 07:33 PM	#92
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07-23-2009, 09:27 PM	#94
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07-24-2009, 01:50 AM	#96
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07-24-2009, 09:38 AM	#97
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07-24-2009, 10:40 AM	#98
Pornopat AdultTubeSubmits.com Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 10,598	Pornopat ‎(19:34): Jenni When you gonna let me tap dat? JenniDahling ‎(19:36): lollllll Pornopat ‎(19:36): so? __________________ https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

07-24-2009, 10:49 AM	#99
Pornopat AdultTubeSubmits.com Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 10,598	JenniDahling ‎(19:44): Huh? Tap what? Or did you mean to say tape Pornopat ‎(19:44): uhm no tap...you know tap...like in tap that! JenniDahling ‎(19:47): The only thing I can think of you tapping is a maple tree or beer keg. But you can also pat that as in PornoPat lol I need to stop waking and baking on f Pornopat ‎(19:47): oh crap __________________ https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a