I shot a dog last night - Animal lovers, do not read this thread.

[MrMaxwell]

Originally Posted by biskoppen

Gotta love when people actually think they're worth more than animals - just because they got a bigger brain

So it makes sense to spend money on animal police while kids don't have room in the budget... it's okay to let a dog run around mauling children.... I think human beings are the dumbest most worthless animal on earth, every other organism right down to bacteria does what it is MEANT to fucking do.. we kill eachother, eat putrified filth, cause suffering and pain for one another, cause problems for our planet, shit where we live and everything else. Worth more than animals... fuck no, not even to ourselves
BUT HALF THE REASON WE'RE NOT WORTH MORE IS BECAUSE WE'RE NOT LOYAL TO OUR OWN SPECIES.. IF YOU THINK THE GOD DAMNED ANIMALS SHOULD BE PUT AHEAD OF US AT ANY TIME FOR ANY REASON YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

[nekrom]

DWB I laughed when you said the soi dog wouldn't die. It reminds me of Pig Dog that hangs around sukhumvit road. He is ancient and on his last legs but the fucker is still as vicious as ever.

-N

[2MuchMark]

[Juicy D. Links]

arf arffffffffffffff

[CunningStunt]

From my experience of Thai people, I'd be careful that it isn't your head chopped off and put on a post DWB. Watch your fricken back over there.

[solopimps]

Do what you gotta do to take care of your dog issue, if people were treating them like shit it's probably better you ended their lives anyway, but cutting off the heads and posting them up for people to see, you seem a little sick.

[SmokeyTheBear]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

[RRACY]

You are nominated for best short story...

[Platinumpimp]

What city/ village are you residing at?

[BlackCrayon]

Originally Posted by quiet

uh, there are endless paradises in Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia. i could post pics all day from the times i've spent there (been there twice, 2008 for 6 months, 2009 for 3 months). the northern region of Thailand is pure mountains and jungle, certainly not a slum lol... and the remote southern islands on the Adaman sea (west coast of Thailand) are the most beautiful ones i've ever seen (and i have traveled most of the world). watch "The Beach" to get a vague idea of what i'm talking about. i've actually been to that beach, it's actual name is Maya Bay, and it's just unbelievably gorgeous. i've camped there several times, it never gets old.

Bangkok is tons of fun, but i/we don't really like spending all that much time there, too dirty, too noisy, lots of scams. but once you put on the 1000 yard stare and learn how to deal with locals, it's actually pretty fun in small doses. hell, it's super fun.

regarding the dogs, yeah they are everywhere, even on the islands. cats too, jesus there are a lot of cats. we had a pack of dogs following us once on koh tao, they didn't attack, but they came very close. my cousin and i picked up thick tree branches and were ready for battle. the only other time i had trouble with dogs was on the island of koh lipe (about 1 hour north by boat from langkawi, malaysia)... we were a little drunk and you have to walk through the jungle to get back to the place were staying at (around an hour walk), forgot our headlamps so we were stumbling around in the dark, and took a wrong turn and ended up walking into a monk's monastery, the dog's went crazy, still, none of us (there were 4 of us) got bitten.

holy blabbermouth lol

Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

[Blackamooka]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

Thailand is fucking gorgeous.

The dogs are pretty funny though. I just remember them being lazy as fuck from the heat and they all had long saggy nutsacks

[mikesouth]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

Please stay where you are you are too fucking stupid to be allowed to leave

There is nothing there you would want to see, stay away

[sicone]

Crazy ass shit, probably put the dog out of its own misery and pain if it was that disease ridden

[JD]

totally on your side here man. psycho dogs just like psycho ppl need to be... handled. GJ

[Tjeezers]

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I'm curious to see how long they will keep the dogs in line this time.

I love dogs, but yeah, pfff..... ya did what you had to do, i dont blame you at all
But you pissed off some people in that street

[Billionaire]

Before I kill one,
warm them that,
I will kill it.
didn't listen to me,
so I killed a couple
heads on the fence
could see them when they
woke up at sunrise.
not had to kill
until last night.

Ah the genuine words of a total fucking madman.
Here's to you and you and you and you and you.

[Jdoughs]

Originally Posted by mikesouth

Please stay where you are you are too fucking stupid to be allowed to leave

There is nothing there you would want to see, stay away

You're big enough to hold a normal conversation. BlackCrayon just made a statement, he wasn't trying to be a total fuckhead like this response.

Grow the fuck up.

[Niktamer]

can we see pics of the streets where you live ?

Originally Posted by Blackamooka

Thailand is fucking gorgeous.

The dogs are pretty funny though. I just remember them being lazy as fuck from the heat and they all had long saggy nutsacks

Yes hot, homeless and hungry dogs are always so funny.

[Joe King]

[Loch]

Originally Posted by Blackamooka

The dogs are pretty funny though. and they all had long saggy nutsacks

mmmkay

[Spunky]

I guess I would do the same thing if it was wild and roaming the streets biting people

[GAMEFINEST]

You did the right thing ..

[quiet]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

i am only guessing at this, but i think dwb is hanging out in the places he needs to hang out, for biz. there is so much amazing shit in Thailand, i can't even begin to give you a real sense of it. all of south east asia (for the most part), is just completely amazing. i mean, it's full-on mind blowing, different world than here. just one example, the rock climbing in Railay (west coast, near Phuket) is absolutely world class. super cool vibe there too. there is also this water cave you can swim into there during low tide, it's just crazy. i have a friend who has a sailboat in ko lipe, and we have gone out at night, and swam with the plankton, they all light up at night when you jump in the ocean, it's one of the top 3 coolest things i've ever done in my life.

just pick up a lonely planet Islands and Beaches, and head out. will change your life.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ObKpwmZkl24

koh tarutao marine national park is even more awesome. koh lipe is in that chain of islands, as is the actual island of koh tarutao:

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thailand...-national-park

which is where they filmed Survivor Thailand. The new, hippest, undeveloped, but coolest island currently in southern Thailand is Koh Bulon. They only have one bar, and it rocks.

i could talk about this shit all day lol.

[hypedough]

Where you're at, they're considered rodents. I've had plenty of pets and am a bit of an animal lover, but you did what needed to happen. That shit would happen in nature, just consider yourself Darwin of the Thai dogs.

[Blackamooka]

Originally Posted by JaneB

Yes hot, homeless and hungry dogs are always so funny.

What the fuck are you talking about? I never said anything about homeless or hungry dogs. in fact, most of the dogs I saw were overweight and chillin like a villian on the fuckin beaches of Ko Chang, saggy nuts and all. I was there on my honeymoon, not whoring it up on the streets of Pattaya. Next time, try not to be such a presumptuous little cunt.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by Loch

why you would live around that is beyond me.
That goes for both humans and dogs.

Find yourself a peice of heaven there instead, heck there much be enough places like that from what i hear anyways.

Yea, it sucks here. Please stay as far away as you can, it's hell on earth.







The problem is, to get in and out of those slices of "heaven" you must drive down a road. Most times than not, locals live on those roads and those locals feed scraps to the dogs, bringing them out in large numbers. Sometimes those dogs bite people.

However, if you have ever left your home country, you would have known that many of the best places on earth have roads leading to them.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp

What city/ village are you residing at?

Bang Sare

It's waaaaay on the outskirts of Pattaya, closer to Sattihip. It's a sleepy beach village.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

Just like everywhere on earth, it has it's good and bad places. Dogs are everywhere here, so it's not unusual to come across them even in the most upscale areas.

People who say it's only a shit hole, have not gone outside the tourist areas and know nothing about what they speak of. It would be the equivalent of visiting the USA, only seeing Hollywood, then basing your entire view of the USA on that alone.

[Zester]

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Check this pic out!

why did you do that to us ?

[DWB]

Originally Posted by quiet

i am only guessing at this, but i think dwb is hanging out in the places he needs to hang out, for biz. there is so much amazing shit in Thailand, i can't even begin to give you a real sense of it. all of south east asia (for the most part), is just completely amazing. i mean, it's full-on mind blowing, different world than here. just one example, the rock climbing in Railay (west coast, near Phuket) is absolutely world class. super cool vibe there too. there is also this water cave you can swim into there during low tide, it's just crazy. i have a friend who has a sailboat in ko lipe, and we have gone out at night, and swam with the plankton, they all light up at night when you jump in the ocean, it's one of the top 3 coolest things i've ever done in my life.

just pick up a lonely planet Islands and Beaches, and head out. will change your life.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ObKpwmZkl24

koh tarutao marine national park is even more awesome. koh lipe is in that chain of islands, as is the actual island of koh tarutao:

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thailand...-national-park

which is where they filmed Survivor Thailand. The new, hippest, undeveloped, but coolest island currently in southern Thailand is Koh Bulon. They only have one bar, and it rocks.

i could talk about this shit all day lol.

I actually learned how to climb at Railay about 11 years ago. It was STUNNING back then, nothing was there but a few bungalows, 1 or 2 bars and that was it. It was incredible.

[nico-t]

funny ass story

[DWB]

Originally Posted by Billionaire

Before I kill one,
warm them that,
I will kill it.
didn't listen to me,
so I killed a couple
heads on the fence
could see them when they
woke up at sunrise.
not had to kill
until last night.

Ah the genuine words of a total fucking madman.
Here's to you and you and you and you and you.

If you just NOW figured that out, I don't know what to tell ya.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by fartfly

That'll teach em. Showem some good ole american ASS KICKIN ! I can't wait to visit so I can abuse the natives too. I love to hangout in places where everyone is smaller then me

I'm not shooting the locals, I'm shooting the dogs.

Though, if either of you tried to bite me, I'd shoot you both the same. I just wouldn't hang your heads on the fence.

But since you brought it up, AMERICA... FUCK YA!

[DWB]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

Without giving it too much thought:

* Superior health care at a fraction of the cost
* Stunning beaches
* Breathtaking mountains
* Cheap living
* Incredible investment opportunities
* Great food
* World class shopping
* Bangkok is the hub for all of Asia. You can fly to any Asian country in no time at all, and cheap!
* I have a maid and a cook, hardly costs anything at all
* Insane amount of activities: Rock climbing, rafting, trekking, diving (some of the best in the world)
* You can get away with killing dogs, or any other animal, if need be
* It's easy to pay off the police to look the other way for just about anything
* Unlike places like the Philippines, all the girls are on the pill
* Kman is here

That's without even thinking about it or including the women.

To be fair, I will list the bad:

* The internet speeds suck
* There are too many wild dogs
* You do see poverty
* You can't drink the tap water
* The ladyboys are hotter than the girls
* It's corrupt
* You have to deal with visa bullshit

[DWB]

Originally Posted by ro8in

Business must not be going so well.. that you had to move to the slums..

It's bad. Very bad. Will sell my body soon.

[RadicalSights]

I am surprised someone hasn't killed you yet there.

What happens when you cut the head off of the wrong persons dog?

[kmanrox]

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Without giving it too much thought:

* Superior health care at a fraction of the cost
* Stunning beaches
* Breathtaking mountains
* Cheap living
* Incredible investment opportunities
* Great food
* World class shopping
* Bangkok is the hub for all of Asia. You can fly to any Asian country in no time at all, and cheap!
* I have a maid and a cook, hardly costs anything at all
* Insane amount of activities: Rock climbing, rafting, trekking, diving (some of the best in the world)
* You can get away with killing dogs, or any other animal, if need be
* It's easy to pay off the police to look the other way for just about anything
* Unlike places like the Philippines, all the girls are on the pill
* Kman is here

That's without even thinking about it or including the women.

To be fair, I will list the bad:

* The internet speeds suck
* There are too many wild dogs
* You do see poverty
* You can't drink the tap water
* The ladyboys are hotter than the girls
* It's corrupt
* You have to deal with visa bullshit

lolllll all good points.... why not include some about the girls?

a) you can get blown at a bar while drinking beers with your pals by a hot girl for $15
b) you can take 3 girls for 24 hours and it cost you under $100
c) there's more hookers per square inch in pattaya than anywhere else in the world
d) hookers in SE Asia are more like normal schoolgirls who want cash (ass opposed to the fucked up drug addicts you ppl in the USA think of 'hookers' as. these girls actually are working to send most of their money back to their families in the rice paddies.

That's just a few offhand.... Thailand is my paradise on earth and I hope none of you comes here, ever.

[kmanrox]

Originally Posted by quiet

i am only guessing at this, but i think dwb is hanging out in the places he needs to hang out, for biz. there is so much amazing shit in Thailand, i can't even begin to give you a real sense of it. all of south east asia (for the most part), is just completely amazing. i mean, it's full-on mind blowing, different world than here. just one example, the rock climbing in Railay (west coast, near Phuket) is absolutely world class. super cool vibe there too. there is also this water cave you can swim into there during low tide, it's just crazy. i have a friend who has a sailboat in ko lipe, and we have gone out at night, and swam with the plankton, they all light up at night when you jump in the ocean, it's one of the top 3 coolest things i've ever done in my life.

just pick up a lonely planet Islands and Beaches, and head out. will change your life.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ObKpwmZkl24

koh tarutao marine national park is even more awesome. koh lipe is in that chain of islands, as is the actual island of koh tarutao:

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thailand...-national-park

which is where they filmed Survivor Thailand. The new, hippest, undeveloped, but coolest island currently in southern Thailand is Koh Bulon. They only have one bar, and it rocks.

i could talk about this shit all day lol.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! noooo!! the Americans are RIGHT!!! this place is nothing but underage girls and chesters!!!! nothing to see here... all you white ppl stay HOME. /PSA

[Blackamooka]

When I was in Korea, some of the soldiers would pick up strays and keep them sometimes. Our LT had adopted a little mutt/beagle mix and let it run around the company area. Our 1st Sergeant kept warning him that if he didn't keep it in his room or on a leash he was going to get "rid of it". Low and behold, one day we all get called to a formation and the first Sergeant was standing over a little bridge with that dog in hand. He wrapped some 550 cord around it's neck, tied it to the bridge and tossed it over the side and let it hang. All we could do was sit there and listen to it die. I've seen some fucked up shit in my day, but Jesus, that was fucking brutal.

[Ross]

Huge animal lover here but I wouldn't condone your actions. You killed a dangerous dog, good. Your method might have been a bit nutty, hacking at it with a machete and then its not dead but other than that its a huge danger to you and others so fuck it.

If I had a dog attack me my family or my own dog I wouldn't think twice about fucking it right up.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by RadicalSights

I am surprised someone hasn't killed you yet there.

What happens when you cut the head off of the wrong persons dog?

For killing a street dog? Not gonna happen. They beat the shit out of them with sticks and pipes for NO reason at all. I don't know why they even bother giving them scraps to eat, but then again, you're talking about people who will stand in a puddle of water, barefoot, to work on live electric lines. There is no logic when it comes to them, but they are not going to hurt another human for killing a street dog.

I suppose you would just let it keep biting little kids in the face? Which is worse then, the person who is too big a pussy to stop that, or the guy who puts an end to it and saves some kids?

[RadicalSights]

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Which is worse then, the person who is too big a pussy to stop that, or the guy who puts an end to it and saves some kids?

Hate to tell ya this but no "normal" person would be doing the stuff you do. It's highly abnormal behavior to go around killing animals and cutting their heads off and placing them around for whatever reasons.

Just saying...

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

[HerPimp]

No need to defend those actions. Deep primitive behavior kicks in when a man holds a machete in his hand.

[Dirty Lord]

cruel :o

[CaptainHowdy]

I gotta move there... need a male maid?

[tranza]

[The Ghost]

from the title of the thread I thought Sweet Mook was making a comeback .....

[BlackCrayon]

Originally Posted by quiet

i am only guessing at this, but i think dwb is hanging out in the places he needs to hang out, for biz. there is so much amazing shit in Thailand, i can't even begin to give you a real sense of it. all of south east asia (for the most part), is just completely amazing. i mean, it's full-on mind blowing, different world than here. just one example, the rock climbing in Railay (west coast, near Phuket) is absolutely world class. super cool vibe there too. there is also this water cave you can swim into there during low tide, it's just crazy. i have a friend who has a sailboat in ko lipe, and we have gone out at night, and swam with the plankton, they all light up at night when you jump in the ocean, it's one of the top 3 coolest things i've ever done in my life.

just pick up a lonely planet Islands and Beaches, and head out. will change your life.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ObKpwmZkl24

koh tarutao marine national park is even more awesome. koh lipe is in that chain of islands, as is the actual island of koh tarutao:

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thailand...-national-park

which is where they filmed Survivor Thailand. The new, hippest, undeveloped, but coolest island currently in southern Thailand is Koh Bulon. They only have one bar, and it rocks.

i could talk about this shit all day lol.

Thanks Quiet and DWB for opening my eyes. I shouldn't base my opinion on a country around some stories posted on this and other boards. I guess I am just used to my quiet life in Canada. It still seems strange how many whores there are there but I guess thats poverty for you.