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Vendot · 12-02-2009, 03:34 PM

I mean at what point do you feel comfortable farting in front of your partner ie in bed.

This is a serious question.

You meet someone new.... you hold it in for a while, but fucking creates gas so if youre sexually active you will have some gas building up.

At some point, you just have to release the gas and when does that point come and how do you know she will accept your gas with open arms? Its not very romantic so obviously you have to reach a point where you feel okay to just release. Have relationships broken down because of farting?

Profits of Doom · 12-02-2009, 03:37 PM

I never fart in front of someone I am dating, no matter how far into the relationship. Nor do I want a girl in the bathroom when I am dropping a deuce. Once you get to that point your relationship is already fucking dead and over...

pixovore · 12-02-2009, 03:37 PM

I guess you fart when you wish to break up.

media · 12-02-2009, 03:37 PM

When you say aww man I gotta fart, I'll be right back, and they said "Just go ahead and do it!" that is when its TIME!

Joanna Angel · 12-02-2009, 03:38 PM

you should do it right away! if you can't put up with someone's farts its just never gonna work.

L-Pink · 12-02-2009, 03:39 PM

A big joke between an ex g/f an I was that our first 4 dates were at Mexican restaurants, she farted first and accuses me of setting her up.

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Vendot · 12-02-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I never fart in front of someone I am dating, no matter how far into the relationship. Nor do I want a girl in the bathroom when I am dropping a deuce. Once you get to that point your relationship is already fucking dead and over...

So...... when youre married, youll never fart?

That cant be healthy. Where will the gas go?

Ive always believed the way to keep a relationship healthy is to have separate bedrooms. Is there anything wrong with this idea? Keep some mystique in the relationship plus you can fart all you like.

adulttemps · 12-02-2009, 03:45 PM

Whenever you feel like it, break the ice or shall i say the wind

WebairMetz · 12-02-2009, 03:48 PM

depends on what you have been eating. i say the sooner the better.

Vendot · 12-02-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by WebairMetz

depends on what you have been eating. i say the sooner the better.

And this is a serious answer?

You come from a company called WebAir. If you pollute the air like that, then shouldnt it be WebFart?

[email protected]

JustDaveXxx · 12-02-2009, 03:52 PM

When you pay all of the bills on a regular basis.

Jdoughs · 12-02-2009, 03:58 PM

When do you fart in a relationship?

When you need to.

Redmanthatcould · 12-02-2009, 03:58 PM

One day I just asked, "have I farted in front of you yet?" She said no, so I let a nasty one rip.

rowan · 12-02-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

One day I just asked, "have I farted in front of you yet?" She said no, so I let a nasty one rip.

/thread

aniloscash · 12-02-2009, 04:28 PM

as soon as we get in an elevator together. hot box her. gotta find out if shes a keeper.

CaptainHowdy · 12-02-2009, 04:50 PM

Second month...

umbralui · 12-02-2009, 04:52 PM

health comes first

ArsewithClass · 12-02-2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot

I mean at what point do you feel comfortable farting in front of your partner ie in bed.

This is a serious question.

You meet someone new.... you hold it in for a while, but fucking creates gas so if youre sexually active you will have some gas building up.

At some point, you just have to release the gas and when does that point come and how do you know she will accept your gas with open arms? Its not very romantic so obviously you have to reach a point where you feel okay to just release. Have relationships broken down because of farting?

I suppose the real question is when do you find it appropriate to ask everyone when they find it comfortable to fart in bed with a partner.

When you do finally let rip, you may aswell continue to do so but in a respectful mannor??? I suppose thats most logical.

umbralui · 12-02-2009, 04:54 PM

i expect to be warned before she can make that crazy perfume with or without sound, i don't like to get into the room and not to be prevented about it

POed-poster · 12-02-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by umbralui

health comes first

Who's the babe in your avatar?

umbralui · 12-02-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster

Who's the babe in your avatar?

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munki · 12-02-2009, 05:11 PM

Usually right between the blowjob and pop...

Yngwie · 12-02-2009, 05:21 PM

The right time is the first time she gives you a blowjob. That's when you just let one rip.. Make sure it's a stinky motherfucker.

umbralui · 12-02-2009, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

The right time is the first time she gives you a blowjob. That's when you just let one rip.. Make sure it's a stinky motherfucker.

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

Usually right between the blowjob and pop...

sick people

TGThomas · 12-02-2009, 05:31 PM

i say it depends. if you have already licked her asshole i would have to say any thing goes

bronco67 · 12-02-2009, 05:34 PM

Only when I know we'll be hanging out for a long time.

When I first met my wife, I remember she'd come over to watch a movie, and if I had to fart I'd go to the bedroom, open the closet door, stick my butt in, and let one go.

All of the clothes and stuff in the closet acted as a sound baffle for my fart reverberation.

Now, farting in her presence is like a science experiment. When I know a big one is coming, I'll pause the TV and segment the fart into smaller fart pieces, and modulate the pitch. She laughs every time, unless I'm having spoiled milk farts, then she clears the room.

LeRoy · 12-02-2009, 05:37 PM

After a few times in the sack. It's ok to let em go. Or 2 months whichever comes first

However...

I've been with my wife for almost 12 years now. To this day she wont fart or shit in front of me .

miss_jody · 12-02-2009, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

Usually right between the blowjob and pop...

glad we never dated ;)

miss_jody · 12-02-2009, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy

After a few times in the sack. It's ok to let em go. Or 2 months whichever comes first

However...

I've been with my wife for almost 12 years now. To this day she wont fart or shit in front of me .

hahaha!

i have never heard my mother fart... ever!!

webair · 12-02-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I never fart in front of someone I am dating, no matter how far into the relationship. Nor do I want a girl in the bathroom when I am dropping a deuce. Once you get to that point your relationship is already fucking dead and over...

I 100% concur

The minute you start with this you are TOO COMFORTABLE. you always want your mate / GF / partner, to look at you and be attracted! You want to remain sexy.

DON'T DO IT!

Spunky · 12-02-2009, 05:41 PM

Chicks dig the dutch oven,I'm a midnight farter

Sid70 · 12-02-2009, 05:42 PM

I won't fart in front of you, never, I promise.

After Shock Media · 12-02-2009, 05:47 PM

If you can stick your dick in her mouth and kiss her afterwards, or go down on her after your cock was present - you sure in the hell can let one rip. It is a bodily function.

PS if she gives you crap about using your own toothbrush after sucking your balls or licking your ass, she has issues.

munki · 12-02-2009, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by miss_jody

glad we never dated ;)

The right time for women btw... never...

They don't shit either, not even roses...

It's just their for ornamentation, and occasional anal.

Big Red Machine · 12-02-2009, 05:56 PM

Do it early and often. I sit on my girl and fart on her..hahaha

Cyber Fucker · 12-02-2009, 05:58 PM

I don't fart in front of no one.

HandballJim · 12-02-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I never fart in front of someone I am dating, no matter how far into the relationship. Nor do I want a girl in the bathroom when I am dropping a deuce. Once you get to that point your relationship is already fucking dead and over...

I agree, just excuse yourself to another location and do what you got to do...no need to make it a production. accidents happen, but try to keep a level of respect to your partner, if you get too comfortable you will be passing gas at the dinner table next.

12-02-2009, 06:38 PM

Just after the first blumpkin. If she'll give you head on the shitter, she won't get mad if you shart yourself.

L-Pink · 12-02-2009, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

if you get too comfortable you will be passing gas at the dinner table next.

What better way to say "Great Meatloaf"

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Babaganoosh · 12-02-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

One day I just asked, "have I farted in front of you yet?" She said no, so I let a nasty one rip.

CyberHustler · 12-02-2009, 06:48 PM

I fart whenever I have to let one go... whether at church, the movies, court, date, etc... whoever is around me when I have to let one go is going to experience it. I don't give a fuck. Never had a girl that cared.

d-null · 12-02-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I never fart in front of someone I am dating, no matter how far into the relationship. Nor do I want a girl in the bathroom when I am dropping a deuce. Once you get to that point your relationship is already fucking dead and over...

well said, agree with you totally

SomeCreep · 12-02-2009, 09:20 PM

Farting = cool.

Sharting = not cool.

KILL_FRENZY · 12-02-2009, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

The right time for women btw... never...

They don't shit either, not even roses...

It's just their for ornamentation, and occasional anal.

Dating posters isn't really my thing....but to each their own

Vendot · 12-03-2009, 04:45 AM

I think a lot of you are not taking this very seriously and im talking about a long term relationship..... like maybe even a marriage situation.

Youre in a relationship and all men need to fart. Its a bodily function.

You cannot ALWAYS go to the toilet to fart, if youre sharing a bed. In any case, you cannot possibly schedule a fart. What i mean is that when you arrive in the toilet, the chances are that the fart isnt ready and you have wait a futher 20 minutes or so.

Then what?

I think the idea of farting into a closet is great ie to dampen the reverberations but of course its highly inconvenient especially if the closet is in the same bedroom. I can imagine the lady asking why he got out of bed to fart in the closet when he could just have farted in the bed.

Sharting is just pure disgusting and thats not what this thread is about.

raven1083 · 12-03-2009, 04:54 AM

when were already married.

rowan · 12-03-2009, 05:34 AM

I freely let mine rip in front of my wife but I'm somewhat considerate (apart from the disgusting noise, the post-fart giggling, etc ;) )... if we're in bed then I turn over and lift the cover so I fart outwards.

Vendot · 12-03-2009, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

I freely let mine rip in front of my wife but I'm somewhat considerate (apart from the disgusting noise, the post-fart giggling, etc ;) )... if we're in bed then I turn over and lift the cover so I fart outwards.

Oh finally we here it from the horses mouth so to speak.... ie a real husband and wife situation. Anyone feel that this should be the template for the treatment of in-relationship farting?

Personally I dont ever want to fart infront of any future wife, so i dont know how I will ever handle this.

v4 media · 12-03-2009, 07:51 AM

I think my wife farts more than me, she's always guffing. took her a few months though. I've always let rip whenever I needed to, if she turns her nose up she's not a keeper.

Spunky · 12-03-2009, 07:54 AM

Women don't fart, they fluff

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Vendot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 3,376	When Do You Fart In A Relationship? I mean at what point do you feel comfortable farting in front of your partner ie in bed. This is a serious question. You meet someone new.... you hold it in for a while, but fucking creates gas so if youre sexually active you will have some gas building up. At some point, you just have to release the gas and when does that point come and how do you know she will accept your gas with open arms? Its not very romantic so obviously you have to reach a point where you feel okay to just release. Have relationships broken down because of farting?

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12-03-2009, 04:45 AM	#45
Vendot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 3,376	I think a lot of you are not taking this very seriously and im talking about a long term relationship..... like maybe even a marriage situation. Youre in a relationship and all men need to fart. Its a bodily function. You cannot ALWAYS go to the toilet to fart, if youre sharing a bed. In any case, you cannot possibly schedule a fart. What i mean is that when you arrive in the toilet, the chances are that the fart isnt ready and you have wait a futher 20 minutes or so. Then what? I think the idea of farting into a closet is great ie to dampen the reverberations but of course its highly inconvenient especially if the closet is in the same bedroom. I can imagine the lady asking why he got out of bed to fart in the closet when he could just have farted in the bed. Sharting is just pure disgusting and thats not what this thread is about.

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