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FUCK J0EL · 12-22-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

so you sent in your resume?

Well could you send them the resume I sent you please.
I know you probably shreaded it already !

mpahlca · 12-22-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

In all seriousness, do you guys relocate?

For the right person yes, for instance I lived in Vancouver and San Fran before taking the job here.

mpahlca · 12-22-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by J0EL

Well could you send them the resume I sent you please.
I know you probably shreaded it already !

Its ok Joel, i got yours and roald sent me pics of him in amsterdamn with some "things" so not sure if that was his application or????

Vendzilla · 12-22-2009, 04:08 PM

So is it cold there right now?

Quagmire · 12-22-2009, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross

Great chance for a few people to get in with a good company. Benefit of living in Toronto as well is one not to miss. I lived there for 6 months and I fell in love with the city. I lived right downtown, and it was perfect. Im going back to Toronto for a weekend in January, to sample that big city atmosphere again.

WTF dude, are you on crack? You're in paradise compared to Toronto. Toronto is like a bike courier's armpit on an August afternoon. Scratch that, Toronto is the hairy bunghole of a bear at Church and Wellesley after a night of heavy drinking and gay sex.

XPays · 12-22-2009, 04:41 PM

good luck with your search Twistys

StuartD · 12-22-2009, 07:32 PM

This is a good time to update my sig to include my email address.

Juicy D. Links · 12-22-2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

This is a good time to update my sig to include my email address.

congrats man

Ramster · 12-22-2009, 07:37 PM

Good opportunity for someone, no doubt on that! Good luck with your search Mike.

Twistys Tim · 12-22-2009, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

WTF dude, are you on crack? You're in paradise compared to Toronto.

You may the very first person ever to have referred to Scotland as paradise.

A traditonal Scottish meal consists of the following...

Deep fried pizza

A Glasgow salad

And the famed deep fried mars bar for desert

Yum yum!!!!

12-22-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

This is a good time to update my sig to include my email address.

You can also get a hold of me at [email protected]

Sands · 12-22-2009, 08:00 PM

To Whom It May Concern,

I've coded many, many Stars Wars fan pages on Angelfire (with flaming .gifs). I understand that this more than qualifies me for the aforementioned position(s). However, I have two questions:

1) Will you provide funds to relocate me and my seven narcoleptic cats (each of which is named after the dwarfs in Snow White). Please keep in mind that Dopey has a fickle stomach, and so road travel is out of the question.

2) Is your office "green"?

Kindest regards,

BoboFat69

SatansCandy · 12-22-2009, 08:12 PM

"Hell and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied" - Proverbs 27

JarvisEncoding · 12-22-2009, 08:22 PM

Great Opportunity
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Vendzilla · 12-22-2009, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

To Whom It May Concern,

I've coded many, many Stars Wars fan pages on Angelfire (with flaming .gifs). I understand that this more than qualifies me for the aforementioned position(s). However, I have two questions:

1) Will you provide funds to relocate me and my seven narcoleptic cats (each of which is named after the dwarfs in Snow White). Please keep in mind that Dopey has a fickle stomach, and so road travel is out of the question.

2) Is your office "green"?

Kindest regards,

BoboFat69

Your on your meds, right?

12-22-2009, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Your on your meds, right?

Roy hasn't been on his meds since he found out he could sell them to dopey down the street for $5/pill.

NetHorse · 12-22-2009, 09:54 PM

Bump, Toronto is a nice place to live, a great opportunity for someone.

spazlabz · 12-22-2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by stever

living in toronto sucks man
i feel sorry for you

the weather man be bad but the way the US is going Canada is looking good heh heh I was going to apply for political asylum, but I couldnt find the ap on the Canadian government immigration site

spaz

scuba steve · 12-22-2009, 10:19 PM

Quit trying to pick up twinks mike

Roald · 12-23-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by J0EL

Well could you send them the resume I sent you please.
I know you probably shreaded it already !

Yeah well I read your xmas card and since I am not your favorite dutchy I said fuck it and put it in the shredder indeed! Ofcourse after I jerked off on it

Good luck to Twistys on finding the right person!!!

xxxjay · 12-23-2009, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

no remote, i only want people to work in the office with me, i can teach people remotely but i find that if you work in the office with the other people on a project your feel for them and for the work is better.

That's true. Remote employees suck.

themadwriter · 12-23-2009, 04:51 AM

bump for the lucky ones that get the job!

Roald · 12-23-2009, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

That's true. Remote employees suck.

When you have enough grunt work to do it works out but I agree. Sucks to find good people inhouse over here.

CaptainHowdy · 12-23-2009, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Twistys Tim

There is a corporate eunuch policy at Twistys that resolves any arousal issues.

I'm overqualified then...

FUCK J0EL · 12-23-2009, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

Yeah well I read your xmas card and since I am not your favorite dutchy I said fuck it and put it in the shredder indeed! Ofcourse after I jerked off on it

Jerked off on it ?!?
Damn you and VS Jeff really do have a lot in common !

halfpint · 12-23-2009, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

no remote, i only want people to work in the office with me, i can teach people remotely but i find that if you work in the office with the other people on a project your feel for them and for the work is better.

OHHH now that sounds dodgy ..you want to feel your workers up

MichaelP · 12-23-2009, 07:46 AM

Too bad it is not remote. I'd be very interested with this

Twistys Tim · 12-23-2009, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

I said fuck it and put it in the shredder indeed! Ofcourse after I jerked off on it

!

That sounds like the kind of thing that could void the manufacturers warranty on a shredder.

tranza · 12-23-2009, 08:44 AM

THis is a very nice opportunity!

Turf · 12-23-2009, 11:23 AM

Is a work permit needed in Canada for people from inside the EU ?

dont want to send in the CV just to find out its not possible due to the work permit thing..

barelist · 12-23-2009, 01:20 PM

Great program, good luck on finding some good candidates

goldfish · 12-23-2009, 01:45 PM

I'd be willing to reloacate for an opportunity like this, what's immigrating to Canada from the US like, difficult?

Sid70 · 12-23-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

That's true. Remote employees suck.

look closer. feeling any warmer?

Sid70 · 12-23-2009, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim

You may the very first person ever to have referred to Scotland as paradise.

A traditonal Scottish meal consists of the following...

Deep fried pizza

A Glasgow salad

And the famed deep fried mars bar for desert

Yum yum!!!!

definitely sums up in agony with the stuff i tried to eat in London, no, seriously, i want some history lessons why its so 'special' overthere?

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