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weekly · 01-09-2010, 10:19 PM

I am the world's hugiest distributor of wholesale morons. I have markets in every single country on the planet including Antark...Antrkt...Antarkika ...whatever. I have been in the business of marketing morons for over a hundred years. If you know any morons and wanna get rich...hit me up or call me on my toll free number....1-800-eat-shit. Operator are standing by. You snooze....you loze.

CYF · 01-09-2010, 10:21 PM

Supply of morons is greater than demand, by far.

You make up for it in volume?

weekly · 01-09-2010, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CYF

Supply of morons is greater than demand, by far.

You make up for it in volume?

NO, NO, NO....demand is extreme....I know. I read GFY

fatfoo · 01-09-2010, 10:47 PM

Hello. I am a real moron that wants to be marketed by you. I also want to get rich.

Your paragraph is as cold as a killer whale swimming in Antarctica.

Domain Diva · 01-09-2010, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I am the world's hugiest distributor of wholesale morons. I have markets in every single country on the planet including Antark...Antrkt...Antarkika ...whatever. I have been in the business of marketing morons for over a hundred years. If you know any morons and wanna get rich...hit me up or call me on my toll free number....1-800-eat-shit. Operator are standing by. You snooze....you loze.

I know you may be the largest distributor of morons but I still think you are taking the wrong approach.....

Average grade morons have flooded the market, you can find them everywhere ..its a saturated market.

My advice ? look and invest in only high quality ones that will command a premium price...in fact I have a few here if your interested in a deal..

Email me at [email protected] for more details .

Thanks

weekly · 01-09-2010, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberClaire

I know you may be the largest distributor of morons but I still think you are taking the wrong approach.....

Average grade morons have flooded the market, you can find them everywhere ..its a saturated market.

My advice ? look and invest in only high quality ones that will command a premium price...in fact I have a few here if your interested in a deal..

Email me at [email protected] for more details .

Thanks

My check book is open. I knew I had struck it rich when I found GFY. Call my peoples on my 800 number. My associates are high grade morons and they will be happy to fuck up the message you leave. I got them all from Fedex customer service.

Matt 26z · 01-09-2010, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I am the world's hugiest distributor of wholesale morons.

You mean you provide outsourced Indian labor?

Domain Diva · 01-09-2010, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

My check book is open. I knew I had struck it rich when I found GFY. Call my peoples on my 800 number. My associates are high grade morons and they will be happy to fuck up the message you leave. I got them all from Fedex customer service.

I think its better your people call my people.....mine are not too handy with phones

I did say they are very high grade remember!!

You got a contract with Fedex...wow ....nice

yes finding GFY was a good find in your line of biz ......good luck.

weekly · 01-09-2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

You mean you provide outsourced Indian labor?

I prefer Americans...they provide more bang for the buck

Domain Diva · 01-09-2010, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I prefer Americans...they provide more bang for the buck

I agree 100 percent.....they have cornered the market

making it tougher for everyone else...

weekly · 01-09-2010, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberClaire

I agree 100 percent.....they have cornered the market

making it tougher for everyone else...

I find the southern variety particularly valuable. They do very well for us in the moron brokerage game. Very high demand, particularly during barbecue season.

kmanrox · 01-09-2010, 11:33 PM

where do i apply and when can i start? i'll ask about compensation some other day after i started work or something

weekly · 01-09-2010, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

where do i apply and when can i start? i'll ask about compensation some other day after i started work or something

You can start tomorrow if you like. Wire transfer me $50,000.00 and the jobs are yours. We will discuss next months payment after you start work. This is a limited time offer. Morons abound....

Domain Diva · 01-09-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

where do i apply and when can i start? i'll ask about compensation some other day after i started work or something

Sounds like you have great potential and i see your IQ is 663386 wow !!

jerryb · 01-10-2010, 03:29 AM

Just go to Washington DC.

There's Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Barney, Shuemer (sp) and a host of others. Just follow the leader.

It's no joke.

sicone · 01-10-2010, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

I prefer Americans...they provide more bang for the buck

I thought Muslims provided more bang... that's what FOX news tells me anyways

kmanrox · 01-10-2010, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone

I thought Muslims provided more bang... that's what FOX news tells me anyways

hahaaaa

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J. Falcon · 01-10-2010, 07:49 AM

You came to the right place.

CaptainHowdy · 01-10-2010, 08:14 AM

I'm on sale...

Platinumpimp · 01-10-2010, 08:17 AM

weekly · 01-10-2010, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryb

Just go to Washington DC.

There's Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Barney, Shuemer (sp) and a host of others. Just follow the leader.

It's no joke.

do they bbq?

01-10-2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

My check book is open. I knew I had struck it rich when I found GFY. Call my peoples on my 800 number. My associates are high grade morons and they will be happy to fuck up the message you leave. I got them all from Fedex customer service.

Awesome!

weekly · 01-10-2010, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone

I thought Muslims provided more bang... that's what FOX news tells me anyways

Your American muslim is prime choice. They are known to go bang. Your American Jew is in the top ten. But the first choice is always your Christian fundamentalist. The demand is heavy.
When any of the above discover porn and make money a biological change occurs. They emerge as a subspecies known as porno moronus. They develop "opinions". They buy Lambos, and crash them. Mostly they migrate like lemmings to an area of the Southern USA known as Florida and endlessly bore you with temperature and sunshine posts.
But fortunately, once a year, big winds and large waves shut them up. But soon they forget and resume weather stories. It makes harvesting them much easier.

Chosen · 01-10-2010, 01:44 PM

Nice job you have

weekly · 01-10-2010, 02:42 PM

bump to make room for Bobby Day. Soon to be inducted into the Moron Hall of Fame. This will occur after the gala Moron Awards dinner to be held at an undisclosed location. A list of the nominees will not be disclosed soon. Please send cash to my 800 number if you would like to be further kept in the dark.

Overload · 01-10-2010, 05:24 PM

mirror mirror on the wall ...

Loch · 01-10-2010, 07:28 PM

Dammit, i cant call toll free numbers

PornMD · 01-10-2010, 07:31 PM

Just watch out for those fake morons out there...nothing can ruin your day when you think you've got a real moron and it turns out to be a plausible fake.

weekly · 01-11-2010, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Loch

Dammit, i cant call toll free numbers

Damn. I found the problem. I told the operators to stand by. I forgot to tell them to answer the phone. I told you they were good.

weekly · 01-11-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Just watch out for those fake morons out there...nothing can ruin your day when you think you've got a real moron and it turns out to be a plausible fake.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I am starting to think that Robert Day might not be as good as he appears. Either that or he is better. These are the challenges of being a good moron broker. But trust me, I only have good quality product. So call today, these morons are hitting their sell by date.

Quagmire · 01-11-2010, 10:56 AM

u sale 4 me outsourcing of teh morons. I call number no morons there they say?

weekly · 01-11-2010, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

u sale 4 me outsourcing of teh morons. I call number no morons there they say?

No problem. Just ask them to call back. Trust me they won't. You will be satisfied. These are not junk morons. Some of them come direct from GFY. You just can't get better than that.

Quagmire · 01-11-2010, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

No problem. Just ask them to call back. Trust me they won't. You will be satisfied. These are not junk morons. Some of them come direct from GFY. You just can't get better than that.

OK

top notch morons! best!

weekly · 01-11-2010, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

OK

top notch morons! best!

Thanks man. We are on fire with our aff program. Our sales are down 30 per cent and we are hoping to make that 50 per cent at the end of the first quarter. Who else at gfy is doing that good. Sign up today and start losing money by bedtime. My name is Weekly and I guarantee lousy stats. Can't say fairer than that. Its a GFY tradition.

weekly · 01-11-2010, 08:54 PM

bump for Bobby Day

donteattuna · 01-11-2010, 09:51 PM

sure I'll buy in, put me down for a quarter milloin. I am the biggest producer of porn dvd's in the world, err uh, i mean animated G rated,...er uh samsung tv's that run microsoft and adobe. Have you not heard of me?!
brb, my boss at the cell kiosk is telling me to get off the computer again before I get fired for the 3rd time in as many months.

btw did you not know you can make millions as a dvd distributor, I paid for that list of secret distributor sources for 1$ new release dvds that you can resell for $$$. But I wasn't supposed to talk about that or my boss will fire me.
Does anyone know where I can get laid in the czek replublic? They aren't buyin' my game here at the kiosk. If you get me a phone number I'll throw in a free car charger.

and if you kiss my ass i'll add you to my list

weekly · 01-12-2010, 08:22 AM

The Paypal and Check Republic are open for business and if you actually can afford the passport, I hear it is easy. My guys all get Soviet passports so they can try and get a flight to the Check republic. They usually hitch hike back to the call center.

weekly · 01-12-2010, 11:37 PM

bump for that bobbiekey the"account manager". I have a position for you. If you don't mind scabby knees.

StaceyJo · 01-12-2010, 11:51 PM

Congrats!!

weekly · 01-12-2010, 11:56 PM

I really want Alyahlove....I think she would do very well answering phones and fucking up calls

tabasco · 01-12-2010, 11:57 PM

How do feel about diversifying your business? I currently have no morons on my books but I can hook you up with cretins, fuckwits, dickheads and imbeciles. Let me know

weekly · 01-12-2010, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

How do feel about diversifying your business? I currently have no morons on my books but I can hook you up with cretins, fuckwits, dickheads and imbeciles. Let me know

Dude...call my 800 number. I know these guys will fuck up your call. I need your talent. Please tell me you represent Aliyahlove. She is a gold plated moron. Chicks like this can lose me money.

tabasco · 01-13-2010, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Dude...call my 800 number. I know these guys will fuck up your call. I need your talent. Please tell me you represent Aliyahlove. She is a gold plated moron. Chicks like this can lose me money.

Unfortunately not. I am currently clean out of morons. They dry up quickly in this volatile economic climate I find. I do however have a vast range of cretins that I am finding difficult to shift so if you can do volume you can snap them up for a steal!

weekly · 01-13-2010, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

Unfortunately not. I am currently clean out of morons. They dry up quickly in this volatile economic climate I find. I do however have a vast range of cretins that I am finding difficult to shift so if you can do volume you can snap them up for a steal!

Sorry, my market is morons. I just can't seem to move cretins. Halfwits have a half life, but are really hard to manage.

tabasco · 01-13-2010, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly

Sorry, my market is morons. I just can't seem to move cretins. Halfwits have a half life, but are really hard to manage.

I appreciate your position. Be aware though with some basic training a cretin can pass for a moron. It has like a 30% success rate... a lot of them get lost on the way to the training room.

weekly · 01-13-2010, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

I appreciate your position. Be aware though with some basic training a cretin can pass for a moron. It has like a 30% success rate... a lot of them get lost on the way to the training room.

Sorry, but I find from recruiting on GFY, that this conversion rate is a little optimistic.

01-09-2010, 10:19 PM	#1
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	Looking for Real Morons I am the world's hugiest distributor of wholesale morons. I have markets in every single country on the planet including Antark...Antrkt...Antarkika ...whatever. I have been in the business of marketing morons for over a hundred years. If you know any morons and wanna get rich...hit me up or call me on my toll free number....1-800-eat-shit. Operator are standing by. You snooze....you loze.

01-09-2010, 10:21 PM	#2
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weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	bump to make room for Bobby Day. Soon to be inducted into the Moron Hall of Fame. This will occur after the gala Moron Awards dinner to be held at an undisclosed location. A list of the nominees will not be disclosed soon. Please send cash to my 800 number if you would like to be further kept in the dark.

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01-11-2010, 08:54 PM	#35
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	bump for Bobby Day

01-11-2010, 09:51 PM	#36
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01-12-2010, 11:37 PM	#38
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	bump for that bobbiekey the"account manager". I have a position for you. If you don't mind scabby knees. Last edited by weekly; 01-12-2010 at 11:39 PM..

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weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	I really want Alyahlove....I think she would do very well answering phones and fucking up calls

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