The 10 Commandants of Trolling - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 02-26-2010, 03:36 AM

The ten commandants of Trolling.

I found these written in yellow in the snow outside my house. I assumed it was from God.

1. Though shalt never say your real name or business.

2. Though shall use proxies.

3. Though shall spell things differently than your regular nickname on purpose.

4. Though shalt not promote anything with a referral code.

5. Though shalt never jump on sales opportunities offering your ICQ, MSN or phone #.

6. Though shall act totally different than your regular nickname.

7. Though shall form new alliances with your troll name.

8. Though shall avoid subjects related to your regular nickname.

9. Though shall pretend to be in different markets of this business.

10. Though Shalt never admit when you get caught even if the evidence is 100%.

so it is written - so shall it be.

now go forth and eat some yellow snow.

BAKO · 02-26-2010, 03:37 AM

do you ever sleep?

SleazyDream · 02-26-2010, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BAKO

do you ever sleep?

isn't it kind of self defeating to post that comment in the same thread at about the same time?

BAKO · 02-26-2010, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

isn't it kind of self defeating to post that comment in the same thread at about the same time?

Iron Fist · 02-26-2010, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BAKO

Jack Sparrow · 02-26-2010, 05:06 AM

commandants?

Arnox · 02-26-2010, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

isn't it kind of self defeating to post that comment in the same thread at about the same time?

His question wasn't "'are you asleep now?".

He asked "do you ever sleep?".

Seriously, are you that retarded that you can't distinguish between the two?

Dirty Lord · 02-26-2010, 06:03 AM

hahahahahaha, funnie

ColetteX · 02-26-2010, 06:14 AM

wow rules for trolls. special informations you are sharing

Raf1 · 02-26-2010, 06:23 AM

thanks for the chuckle

pornguy · 02-26-2010, 06:27 AM

Not bad sleazy.. Now answer the damn mail I sent you.

martinsc · 02-26-2010, 06:46 AM

seeandsee · 02-26-2010, 06:57 AM

lol who made this :D

Longboat full of Vikings · 02-26-2010, 07:33 AM

Sleazy, what happened to your sig?

woj · 02-26-2010, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Longboat full of Vikings

Sleazy, what happened to your sig?

it was too big

troncarver · 02-26-2010, 10:00 AM

if i ever decided to become a troll i think i would troll you sleazy

JFK · 02-26-2010, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

if i ever decided to become a troll i think i would troll you sleazy

he's gonna live for the day

fatfoo · 02-26-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

5. Though shalt never jump on sales opportunities offering your ICQ, MSN or phone #.

Well, you could do those opportunities. Or, you could choose not to do them.

This is a choice, I'd say.

dyna mo · 02-26-2010, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky

commandants?

borked · 02-26-2010, 11:26 AM

interesting use of shalt only for the negative....

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Main Entry: shalt
Pronunciation: \shəlt, ˈshalt\
archaic present 2d singular of shall

Oh, and in olden English, it's thou although I doubt the Hebrews used old-English, just Charlton Heston

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Main Entry: 1thou
Pronunciation: \ˈthau̇\
Function: pronoun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English thū; akin to Old High German dū thou, Latin tu, Greek sy
Date: before 12th century

archaic : the one addressed <thou shalt have no other gods before me ? Exodus 20:3(Authorized Version)> ?used especially in ecclesiastical or literary language and by Friends as the universal form of address to one person ? compare thee, thine, thy, ye, you

c.f. though: Pronunciation: \ˈthō\

The Duck · 02-26-2010, 11:40 AM

Though????

Tom_PM · 02-26-2010, 11:47 AM

Trolls always fizzle out all alone.

Poor little douchebags.

EdgeXXX · 02-26-2010, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

02-26-2010, 01:25 PM

02-26-2010, 01:26 PM

SleazyDream · 02-26-2010, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

if i ever decided to become a troll i think i would troll you sleazy

get in line

CYF · 02-26-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Arnox

His question wasn't "'are you asleep now?".

He asked "do you ever sleep?".

Seriously, are you that retarded that you can't distinguish between the two?

I think you're the one that's not understanding here.

Original post was at 4:36am. "Do you ever sleep" was at 4:37 am.

Hence the "look who's talking" comeback.

Did I really have to explain that to a copywriter?

BAKO · 02-26-2010, 06:33 PM

I just farted

SleazyDream · 02-26-2010, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BAKO

I just farted

do you ever take bean o?

SleazyDream · 02-28-2010, 03:51 AM

tehe

......

hypedough · 02-28-2010, 04:08 AM

Also add "disappear randomly" to it

SleazyDream · 02-28-2010, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by hypedough

Also add "disappear randomly" to it

good one!

02-26-2010, 03:36 AM	#1
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02-26-2010, 07:33 AM	#14
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02-28-2010, 03:51 AM	#30
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