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Loch · 03-25-2010, 01:37 PM

soooo anyone get paid yet ?

Odie · 03-25-2010, 01:43 PM

are we posting in this just to get it to 12 pages as predicted??? lmao!

p.s. I love Lori Z

Loch · 03-25-2010, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Odie

are we posting in this just to get it to 12 pages as predicted??? lmao!

p.s. I love Lori Z

dunno, i stopped following things at the end of page 9 lol

Si · 03-25-2010, 01:48 PM

I was here on page 11

Far-L · 03-25-2010, 01:50 PM

If this thread goes to 12 pages and a pic of bloody poo is posted then I think you should have to pay everyone here $200.

baddog · 03-25-2010, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

If this thread goes to 12 pages and a pic of bloody poo is posted then I think you should have to pay everyone here $200.

ShellyCrash · 03-25-2010, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

If this thread goes to 12 pages and a pic of bloody poo is posted then I think you should have to pay everyone here $200.

I can't believe it's really going to make it.

JFK · 03-25-2010, 02:06 PM

Ham it is Shemp, just in time for Easter

kristin · 03-25-2010, 02:08 PM

Wow we clearly have no lives.

Deej · 03-25-2010, 02:09 PM

dude what? I dont want any poo pics :\

I just want equality!

marketsmart · 03-25-2010, 02:13 PM

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ...

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

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Si · 03-25-2010, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ...

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

.

Deej · 03-25-2010, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ...

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

.

OOOOOH MYYYY FUUUCCCCKIINGGGG GaAAWWWWDDD!!!!

You are a sick degenerate mother fucker...

Love it!

marketsmart · 03-25-2010, 02:18 PM

Si · 03-25-2010, 02:21 PM

Ever feel like doing this to yourself?

this thread is tempting me to try it

Si · 03-25-2010, 02:25 PM

the Shemp · 03-25-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Ham it is Shemp, just in time for Easter

fantastic, these contest threads rock ....

sarettah · 03-25-2010, 02:55 PM

Bump for the ham

RyuLion · 03-25-2010, 03:16 PM

Yawnnnnnnn...

kristin · 03-25-2010, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

LOL,

Loryn · 03-25-2010, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly Lez!

The people implying drug use are real assholes.. IMO... 1/2 them probably do it as well

Hey sexy, I am only going to be in PHX for the 7th and 8th will you play with me before I leave? I think there is an all girl thing happening on the 7th maybe we can go together and cuddle...

even if I hate a mother fucker I would never imply that they use drugs...especially on a message board to all their peers, doing that is being a bitch...it's uncool...and you are right I am sure more than half of them do it as well...

Quagmire · 03-25-2010, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

I can't believe it's really going to make it.

... she says as she rubs her hands together in gleeful anticipation.

amvcdotcom · 03-25-2010, 04:09 PM

epitome.....please describe for me in detail what services you offer. you may have already described it in a post on this massive thread, but i don't have time to read through for it if you did

i know your profile page goes to the starfish site, but i'm still not clear.

candyflip · 03-25-2010, 04:19 PM

I guess I'll look like a punk if I don't follow through. This is gonna hit 12 no doubt.

baddog · 03-25-2010, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I guess I'll look like a punk if I don't follow through. This is gonna hit 12 no doubt.

I was wondering if you were going to regret that post or not.

CE_Rashaan · 03-25-2010, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I guess I'll look like a punk if I don't follow through. This is gonna hit 12 no doubt.

Please dont

We already know the party is in your tummy

candyflip · 03-25-2010, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I was wondering if you were going to regret that post or not.

I suppose it's fitting that I am seeing the proctologist tomorrow

Farang · 03-25-2010, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

Ever feel like doing this to yourself?

this thread is tempting me to try it

That's great

Quagmire · 03-25-2010, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I guess I'll look like a punk if I don't follow through. This is gonna hit 12 no doubt.

if it doesn't look like this, you will go back and try again until you get it right.

ShellyCrash · 03-25-2010, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I guess I'll look like a punk if I don't follow through. This is gonna hit 12 no doubt.

I won't think any less of you, I know I couldn't do it.

Si · 03-25-2010, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

if it doesn't look like this, you will go back and try again until you get it right.

That looks the muffin I had for breakfast

ShellyCrash · 03-25-2010, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

That looks the muffin I had for breakfast

I was thinking the same thing. On one hand I know it's fec mat, but on the other it kind of reminds me of cherry cobbler.

the Shemp · 03-25-2010, 06:29 PM

this thread lost steam after the canned ham was won ....

candyflip · 03-25-2010, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

if it doesn't look like this, you will go back and try again until you get it right.

Mine are like works of art. That one has nothing on what I've got.

Remember, I said I spray and splatter blood.

dodger21 · 03-25-2010, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dodger21

whats the difference between obamacare and a car battery?

a car battery has a positive side

marketsmart · 03-25-2010, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Mine are like works of art. That one has nothing on what I've got.

Remember, I said I spray and splatter blood.

jesus.... if you were a horse, i would have you put down...

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Warren · 03-25-2010, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

you're a little behind on the updates

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/930865-advice-website-martinawarren-com.html

So are you worm, Martina apologized to me for that, soon after it was written, it was a moment of anger, hence the thread being locked. in fact, I can have her come here and attest to that, it's called relationships, not like the one you have with you're hand, real ones. btw: see sig guess what site you will find?

candyflip · 03-25-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

jesus.... if you were a horse, i would have you put down...

I posted that and now I feel the same way.

dyna mo · 03-25-2010, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren

So are you worm, Martina apologized to me for that, soon after it was written, it was a moment of anger, hence the thread being locked. in fact, I can have her come here and attest to that, it's called relationships, not like the one you have with you're hand, real ones. btw: see sig guess what site you will find?

eh? gear down, big rig.

sticky made reference to your wife, in deference to you.

that thread shows you are divorced, i.e. she is no longer your wife.

candyflip · 03-25-2010, 08:04 PM

Mad viewwwwwwsssss

03-25-2010, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Mine are like works of art. That one has nothing on what I've got.

Remember, I said I spray and splatter blood.

Damn, I threw up in my mouth at that bottom pic.

fatfoo · 03-25-2010, 08:34 PM

Good luck with getting money you deserve for your work done.

candyflip · 03-25-2010, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB

Damn, I threw up in my mouth at that bottom pic.

You had 7 pages to prepare.

baddog · 03-25-2010, 08:43 PM

We will see if that was a thread killer or not.

JFK · 03-25-2010, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp

fantastic, these contest threads rock ....

Donccha just Love em ??

ShellyCrash · 03-25-2010, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

You had 7 pages to prepare.

Wow, that's alot of blood. I feel for you, man. But you are on top of your game and seem very incontrol of your situation / not in need of my sympathy. Mabe emphathy is a better word,

When I was having bleeeding it was the black tar / upper tract type. Still something you need to see someone for, but not as dramatic.

Glad you can blast like that and still be ok. You might want to check into that VSL#3. It's expensive and not covered by insurace, but it really helped me.

Rodrigo-Ibills · 03-25-2010, 09:57 PM

Anybodies need some processings?

NETbilling · 03-25-2010, 10:17 PM

I simply cannot believe my burning eyes...

03-26-2010, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

You had 7 pages to prepare.

Haha I know. The sight of blood has always made me sick.

jimmy-3-way · 03-26-2010, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB

Haha I know. The sight of blood has always made me sick.

Ironic for a woman.

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