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BACON BACON BACON
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situation: cop wants to hang out with me and friends, at my place but isnt cool
so here is the situation.
one of the neighbours is friends with a cop...and not some lowly cop in a car....some high up muckity muck, in charge of high profile criminals or WHATEVER anyway, he is a good guy, i like him and his wife....when we see them at our mutual friends we always have a great time...good laughs etc so, now they have expressed interest in hanging out with us and friends at our place however, sometimes at our place people feel the need to drink and smoke the herb if you will no big deal adults, having fun etc but mr big shot..has made it known he will bust anyone he sees smoking pot..lol what the fuck is his deal? hey can i come and hang out and party, but im going to resort to my 9-5 job half way through a bottle of whiskey because im a fuckin asshole. never. i know some other police officers...they are around to see people smoke some reefer, they look the other way, its party for fuck sake. anyway, word to the wise. dont trust people just because you have a goodtime with them...some people will be cocks to you no matter what size people up, and if all else fails ask them if they have any to bring to the party..lol how they answer will tell you something |
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Easy solution.
Ask the cop to bring the weed. Then if he want's to bust you for smoking it you can turn him in for supplying it. ![]() ![]() |
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i saw an off duty cop wasted out of his mind at a bar threaten to shoot a chick because she wouldn't talk to him. Yes he was carrying because the bar had hired him to do security. some security.
and move to state where it's legal like Cali, and then beg him to arrest you. you'd own him in court.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Your friend is setting you up. ;)
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i know eh...i just wont invite them here ever
some people need to learn to leave work at work |
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You could always put away the pot for a night.
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that is totally doable by me
but its about 5-6 other people who always want to smoke one after a few beers |
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Just tell him that some of your friends might smoke pot and it might offend you and perhaps hanging out isn't a good idea
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In his defense, if it was made public that a high-level cop was partying with pot smokers I'm sure it would cause quite the hub-bub and he could possibly lose his job. It's a sticky situation for all... but that's his problem, not yours. He doesn't get to come to your parties!
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it's your place. why should you 'police' your guests' behavior just because some guy has a billy club up his ass.
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just hang out with him and the mutual friends you have in common. They know the score, and If they're really his friends thay can put the weed aside for the night, so not to put him in a bad spot.
If your other friends want to hang out too explain the situation and if truly your friends they will leave the weed home
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Coming from a cop on the street that statement is one thing, coming from someone who wants to come to your parties it is QUITE another.
I see that statement as a kind of threat. You say you like the guy, so maybe it's not really like that. But if it is, I wouldn't be hanging out with this guy ANYwhere, much less my own house.
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Viva la vulva!
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Fuck the police, I hate them all
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make it look like an accident
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think there was a movie with a similar situation
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say it was an act of terrorism. that will get the cop's blood boiling and he'll go out hunting down the evildoer who secretly spiked everyone's Kools with marijuana in an act of Jihad.
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Never let a cop in your house, and never become "friends" with one. I could tell all kinds of stories about cops around here that ended up stabbing their so-called friends in the back the first chance they got. Hell, there's even been some around here that have turned on each other, turning fellow cops in.
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You should ask him if he knows this chick and if he can bring her around to party.
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I know around here, they have regular drug tests, and polygraph tests every couple of years...
he probably actually would lose his job if he didn't bust you... probably just his asshole way of warning you to be careful... |
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one 'officer' i know told me how he shook down known drug dealers in a nearby city where i don't even think he was allowed to arrest people. he wore those gloves with sand in them and did his weekly collections by lining up the money guys and blasting any of them in the face with those gloves who didn't have his protection fee. yes, they are drug dealers - but the cop has ceased to be a cop when he starts doing things like the mafia. don't even get me started in what they do to prostitutes. and this type of shit is extremely common.
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its better not to invite him to your house. he is a cop and you already know that he is anti smoke. nobody knows what will happen but its better avoid the un-necessary situation that will come up later..
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Umm he is in Canada right? When you are ready to smoke pot... just have someone go fuck with his moose, tell him it ran off. Put some butter on his moose saddle. He'll be chasin that fucker all night.
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you people are truly stupid. The dumbest comments of this entire thread is that a cop works 9-5 and is suppose to be " cool " the rest of time when people break the law.
morons.
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i just wouldn't invite him around, simple as that.
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I wouldn't let him in my house if I was you.
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Invite him over and ask if he will give you all the weed that he confiscates!
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no one who chills with cops is any friend of mine.
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dumb potheads
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i would expect that to be the case if there was an assault or something serious. should off duty cops also pull people over for speeding in their unmarked cars?
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Tell him he needs to smoke it with you to hang!
or GTFO pig!!
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Everyone I know has their prescription so it's not really an issue
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Tell him he makes your friends uncomfortable to be around a cop.
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don't give him any pot brownies ;-))))
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slip him some acid, take his wallet and put him on a bus to another city
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are you really comparing smoking weed to speeding ? ![]() ![]() as much as the people here who smokes weed thinks it is no big deal, as far as the law in the US is concerned its a little higher up the list than parking tickets and speeding. most cops in unmarked cars while on duty wont stop you for speeding. However weed is a big enough crime that on duty or off unless you know the cop real well or he doesn't give a shit about his job, he is going to bust you for it.
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It's well within his rights to be a vigilant anti-drug crusader 24 hours a day if that's what he wants, but that doesn't mean people have to hang out with him or be understanding about it while he does it. Ya dig?
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and yes, it is still a federal crime to possess, cultivate, traffic etc cannabis. but at least in my state, you can get a card for 70 bucks a year and go to any of the 1000s of dispensaries that have popped up in the last couple years. you can grow it, sell it, smoke it legally. some localities have tried to set local ordinances, but those don't hold up in court, because the law (in effect since the mid 90s) says nothing about limits. if a cop busted me for having weed in my car today, i would win the case without a fight. and more states are doing this all the time. and why not, really? why is it cool to have liquor and cigarettes freely available -like - EVERYWHERE but for some reason this plant is considered as dangerous as heroin or cocaine? that's preposterous.
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how the fuck did this turn into a legalization debate again?
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let me guess you a weed smoker ?
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but no way would i invite that guy to a party. invite him and family over for dinner or something separately.
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This sounds like one big conspiracy.
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