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TripleXPrint · 05-07-2010, 02:07 PM

I was laying waste to my wiener last night and I accidentally farted. The smell crept up to my nose and for some odd reason, it reminded me of this nasty chick I banged in college with a smelly snatch. It totally ruined the moment for me. I just thought I would share.

Barefootsies · 05-07-2010, 02:15 PM

Wow. Now that's a talent.

Never had the thought crossed my mind.

xNetworx · 05-07-2010, 02:22 PM

Jarmusch · 05-07-2010, 02:24 PM

You don't like your own aroma?

I get high on my farts.

seeandsee · 05-07-2010, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

i cum

Scott McD · 05-07-2010, 02:31 PM

So did you cum or not ??

Cyber Fucker · 05-07-2010, 02:54 PM

We're really not interested. Share your farts somewhere else.

Quagmire · 05-07-2010, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

You don't like your own aroma?

I get high on my farts.

he's lying. everyone likes their own brand.

Konkan · 05-07-2010, 03:47 PM

If your girlfriend has a stinky twat than keep your cocks on you for a week and your smell will dominate for sure.....keep that way until she take care of herself a little bit more.

GatorB · 05-07-2010, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

I just thought I would share.

Next time you have that thought...DON'T

L-Pink · 05-07-2010, 04:42 PM

Couldn't resist the thread title ...

.

scarlettcontent · 05-07-2010, 04:44 PM

thanks for the phart story

iSpyCams · 05-07-2010, 06:06 PM

Damn from the title I thought this was a content deal. Moving on....

Spunky · 05-07-2010, 06:17 PM

Your farts smell like rotten tuna?

GrouchyAdmin · 05-07-2010, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

So did you cum or not ??

Dude! There are some things you just can't talk about on television!

PenisFace · 05-07-2010, 07:50 PM

If I have to fart while beating off, I stop beaint off, lose my hardon, and go and take a shit. Then after a nice 20 minute shit, I go and beat off for 20 minutes. Stop, start, stop start. That way when you finally blow, you feel like peter north. Only instead of busting all over a hot porn sluts face, you are busting on a towel you just threw on the floor.

Then I cry myself to sleep.

jackknoff · 05-07-2010, 08:39 PM

My friend's girl's coochie smelled so nasty he puked on her vag... THE ARISTOCRATS!

Spanx!
Jack

John-ACWM · 05-08-2010, 02:56 AM

funny thread!

LoveSandra · 05-08-2010, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

We're really not interested. Share your farts somewhere else.

martinsc · 05-08-2010, 03:34 AM

Raf1 · 05-08-2010, 03:37 AM

the weird thing is that you fucked a chick with a crack that stinky

BIGTYMER · 05-08-2010, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace

If I have to fart while beating off, I stop beaint off, lose my hardon, and go and take a shit. Then after a nice 20 minute shit, I go and beat off for 20 minutes. Stop, start, stop start. That way when you finally blow, you feel like peter north. Only instead of busting all over a hot porn sluts face, you are busting on a towel you just threw on the floor.

Then I cry myself to sleep.

You need a hooker badly.

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