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Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 02:36 PM

You know what.... that pic is kind of scary. I have big ears and it's pretty clear my nose has been broken a few times...

brassmonkey · 06-17-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I just got up and locked my front door .....

.

you sound like a old woman.

peepin out the window and shit

TheDoc · 06-17-2010, 02:42 PM

You look like half the other dudes walking into the hardware store... the cop was just a prick.

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 02:45 PM

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm going to give the cop the benefit of the doubt on this one. He was probably driving by heading out on his shift and saw someone peering through the glass of a closed store, and if I was a cop, I might have checked it out too.

But the whole "you have to leave" shit was uncalled for.

brassmonkey · 06-17-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

But the whole "you have to leave" shit was uncalled for.

man that's what i was saying he cant make you leave its private property. file with his boss.

there was no complaint. he's lucky you didn't have a witness with u.

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

man that's what i was saying he cant make you leave its private property. file with his boss.

there was no complaint. he's lucky you didn't have a witness with u.

Yeah, that's just not going to happen though. I have no witnesses, and no name. All they are going to see is some "tattooed freak" walking in, picking out a photo on a wall and going, "He did it! It was Him!"..... lol

No man. It's not gonna go down like that. I'm gonna continue to suck it up as a fact of life here in good 'ol America. Anything less would be unpatriotic and "cop-hating". You know, cuz I hate them so much.

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 04:34 PM

hmmmmmmmmmm...... smoked me some of this fresh batch of Bubba Kussssshhhh

yeeahhh.....

Gave it some more thought.....

Fuck that pig.
It's real fucking hard for me to continue to "like" the police. And to anyone that thinks what he did was right, then fuck you too.

assholes

TheDoc · 06-17-2010, 04:43 PM

Amp, you going to the Expo July 8-10th?

Evil Chris · 06-17-2010, 05:29 PM

When you live in a society where so many people own (and carry) a loaded handgun on their body because the constitution says they can, you're gonna have a police force that take their jobs REAL seriously.

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Amp, you going to the Expo July 8-10th?

What is that, a webmaster thing? I never go to those things. I went to Vegas InterNext in '03 & '04 but that was it. I don't know what I was expecting, but it was something I never cared to repeat.

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 05:34 PM

Ha! I just thought... especially now too... I've never gambled, and I don't drink anymore... Vegas has nothing left to offer me...

(took me a minute to gather that thought... kush is good)

dyna mo · 06-17-2010, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

When you live in a society where so many people own (and carry) a loaded handgun on their body because the constitution says they can, you're gonna have a police force that take their jobs REAL seriously.

that's not at all what the right to bear arms means.

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 05:39 PM

fricken ganja is the right stuff every time. Feel like I got a brand new spine right now. (I have some kind of chronic hardcore arthritis in my hands & spine and some of the vertebra in my neck are fused).

epitome · 06-17-2010, 05:52 PM

Cops can be retarded. One time when I was working corporate there was a blizzard and the only way I could get in was by catching a ride with a neighbor -- he left at 3 AM so I opted to go in at 3 AM. It turns out that my access card that was supposed to grant me 24 hour access had restricted hours. My ride left and I was freezing. I tried one of the warehouse doors and one of the idiots left it unlocked and un-alarmed.

I walked through to the office which was never locked (the warehouse to office interior door) but on a separate zone and the alarm goes of. I go outside and wait for the police. I explain what happened, showed them my access card and how it was recognized but restricted. Showed them my business card, the GM's business card and explained how I had to come in early because of the blizzard if I wanted in at all and that I was supposed to have unrestricted access.

Out came the guns -- one stayed on me while the other cop scoured the place with his drawn.

It all ended peacefully with some phone calls from the alarm company to the GM.

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Cops can be retarded. One time when I was working corporate there was a blizzard and the only way I could get in was by catching a ride with a neighbor -- he left at 3 AM so I opted to go in at 3 AM. It turns out that my access card that was supposed to grant me 24 hour access had restricted hours. My ride left and I was freezing. I tried one of the warehouse doors and one of the idiots left it unlocked and un-alarmed.

I walked through to the office which was never locked (the warehouse to office interior door) but on a separate zone and the alarm goes of. I go outside and wait for the police. I explain what happened, showed them my access card and how it was recognized but restricted. Showed them my business card, the GM's business card and explained how I had to come in early because of the blizzard if I wanted in at all and that I was supposed to have unrestricted access.

Out came the guns -- one stayed on me while the other cop scoured the place with his drawn.

It all ended peacefully with some phone calls from the alarm company to the GM.

Yikes! Yeah, why the hell are they so damn jumpy?

There was some interesting news here last night... I guess, like everywhere else, the City of Oakland is broke and saying they're about to cut 200 police officers. That's only going to make the remaining ones even more jumpy. (I don't live in Oakland, but.... it's close.)

GAMEFINEST · 06-17-2010, 05:58 PM

He was a hater

epitome · 06-17-2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Yikes! Yeah, why the hell are they so damn jumpy?

There was some interesting news here last night... I guess, like everywhere else, the City of Oakland is broke and saying they're about to cut 200 police officers. That's only going to make the remaining ones even more jumpy. (I don't live in Oakland, but.... it's close.)

It is the show of force that drove me nuts. They already talk in a stern voice and have control of the situation. In my case there were two cops that came in separate patrol cars. I am about one of the most innocent looking mother fuckers out there and it was obvious I wasn't going to make any sudden moves. I was WAITING for the cops and it should have been pretty damn obvious it was a snafu.

The way they didn't want to believe me and felt I was a threat standing alone at 3 AM with a smile on my face and shaking my head in shame pissed me off.

Just like your attempt at humor. I did the same thing. Criminals don't do that!

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 06-17-2010, 06:06 PM

That's ridiculous, and I have no doubt that it was because of the way you look.

What really gets me is having to deal with cops where I live. I live in a condo with rent-a-cop security guards. You go down to the pool, spa, or ice machine and these guys come up to you and act like you're a suspect in some crime. If you go out to the store late at night they'll fucking question you about it the next day like you owe them some explanation for wanting a midnight snack. They REALLY have it out for my boyfriend (no doubt because of his looks) and have even taken to questioning me about where he is when he's not with me.

It's starting to get to the point where I'm going to have to go complain to the property management staff about these douche nozzles for the second time just to be left alone in what is essentially an extension of my own home. I mean, who wants to be harassed in their own pool or walking to their car?

fatfoo · 06-17-2010, 06:16 PM

It would be a bad thing if a cop tazed the wrong person.
I think there is a rule to taze someone who is aggressive, but not passive.

TheDoc · 06-17-2010, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

That's ridiculous, and I have no doubt that it was because of the way you look.

What really gets me is having to deal with cops where I live. I live in a condo with rent-a-cop security guards. You go down to the pool, spa, or ice machine and these guys come up to you and act like you're a suspect in some crime. If you go out to the store late at night they'll fucking question you about it the next day like you owe them some explanation for wanting a midnight snack. They REALLY have it out for my boyfriend (no doubt because of his looks) and have even taken to questioning me about where he is when he's not with me.

It's starting to get to the point where I'm going to have to go complain to the property management staff about these douche nozzles for the second time just to be left alone in what is essentially an extension of my own home. I mean, who wants to be harassed in their own pool or walking to their car?

You need to file the complaint with the association... if they don't appear that they will do anything about it, threaten to foreclose your condo. That normally snaps'em straight.

Then tell the security guards to piss off and leave you and your visitors alone before you file civil complaints against the security guard and association. It's so simple, you just fill out some form and file them at the court house, super easy, just make sure you keep records that you tried a different way first.

TheDoc · 06-17-2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

What is that, a webmaster thing? I never go to those things. I went to Vegas InterNext in '03 & '04 but that was it. I don't know what I was expecting, but it was something I never cared to repeat.

Aye, a Webmaster gathering in San Fran.... I will be chillin at the Westin down the block, pool side with a bar slut bringing me wet naps. Would love meet ya, and enjoy a token...of life appreciation.

Spunky · 06-17-2010, 06:37 PM

Most of those beatniks with tats always smoke that reefer and carry it on them

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 06-17-2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

You need to file the complaint with the association... if they don't appear that they will do anything about it, threaten to foreclose your condo. That normally snaps'em straight.

Then tell the security guards to piss off and leave you and your visitors alone before you file civil complaints against the security guard and association. It's so simple, you just fill out some form and file them at the court house, super easy, just make sure you keep records that you tried a different way first.

It's kind of a weird situation actually. It seems a lot more overt when typed out than it is in reality. After my first complaint, the main officer I have a problem with dropped the condescending sounding "young lady" he used to address me with and started trying to disguise his nosiness as "friendliness." I have no doubt in my mind that he will play off any complaint as me being over sensitive and say that he's just trying to be friendly with the residents.

Luckily, I have connects both on the condo board and the local PD. If he doesn't cool his jets with my next complaint, he's going to get shit from both angles.

Adam_M · 06-17-2010, 07:21 PM

Yes most break ins happen 30 seconds before the store opens. Cops are just plain stupid!

cherrylula · 06-17-2010, 07:57 PM

I've had some bad experiences with cops down here. And I am a small chick with hardly any tattoos, not even a speeding ticket on my record. Some of them are just straight up bad people and shouldn't be cops.

Mr Happy · 06-17-2010, 08:44 PM

Lets all ban together and kill as many cops we can before they take us out!

brassmonkey · 06-17-2010, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Happy

Lets all ban together and kill as many cops we can before they take us out!

is the pipe red hot

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Happy

Lets all ban together and kill as many cops we can before they take us out!

Not sure why you would say that. I've never suggested any such thing. I'd be careful if I were you. Words have meaning. You don't know who's reading this. You want to be labeled a potential threat? A potential cop killer? Dumb move if you ask me.

Amputate Your Head · 06-17-2010, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Aye, a Webmaster gathering in San Fran.... I will be chillin at the Westin down the block, pool side with a bar slut bringing me wet naps. Would love meet ya, and enjoy a token...of life appreciation.

Ahhh, in SF huh? I could come out and check that out and meet up with ya. Where do I find the info on this? Xbiz?

Pornwolf · 06-18-2010, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Monique Niccole

This is bullshit. Amp doesn't look any more like an ex con than I do. None of his tattoos look like shitty jailhouse tats or have any Aryan Brotherhood markings. They look like well-done body art and he looks like a regular guy.

It's pretty pathetic that people who happen to look different than the "norm" but act like responsible citizens get harassed but real crooks like Bernie Madoff and Enron execs don't get a sideways glance while they're robbing people blind.

I think you definitely look like an ex con.

From hot body penitentiary part 1 and 2.

cambaby · 06-18-2010, 12:41 AM

Cool story bro....
...also yeah you kinda do look like a freak

ottopottomouse · 06-18-2010, 03:19 AM

The cop may have had the shit kicked out of him previously by someone covered in tattoos and was just frightened.

TheDoc · 06-18-2010, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Ahhh, in SF huh? I could come out and check that out and meet up with ya. Where do I find the info on this? Xbiz?

http://cybernetexpo.com/

It's a fun little show, more of a learning show, lots of seminars. I normally hit the breakfast hours and evening hours, once the seminars get rollin I hit the pool

I won't be at the Hilton, but rather the Westin. Wrote the wrong one above.

_Richard_ · 06-18-2010, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

hehehe... I know that's probably the right thing to do, but there is no way in hell I'm walking into a police station of my own free will to accuse one of their own.

then lets hope that officer doesn't kill the next innocent bystander

only way to take bad cops down is people need to make complaints

that guy threatened you for standing on public property.. unless there is a report of be's or robbery perpetrated by a white tattooed fellow, there is only one person breaking the law in that situation

Amputate Your Head · 06-18-2010, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

then lets hope that officer doesn't kill the next innocent bystander

only way to take bad cops down is people need to make complaints

that guy threatened you for standing on public property.. unless there is a report of be's or robbery perpetrated by a white tattooed fellow, there is only one person breaking the law in that situation

Yeah, let's hope not. But I am not responsible for his actions. If he fucks up out there with someone else, he'll have to deal with it. I learned a few years back, the hard way, I stay away from the police at all costs. I will never walk into a police station under my own power.

Amputate Your Head · 06-18-2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

http://cybernetexpo.com/

It's a fun little show, more of a learning show, lots of seminars. I normally hit the breakfast hours and evening hours, once the seminars get rollin I hit the pool

I won't be at the Hilton, but rather the Westin. Wrote the wrong one above.

Is there a certain day that's good for you? I won't be staying there in a hotel or anything since I live close. I'll just pop in for a day or something.

06-17-2010, 02:36 PM	#51
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06-17-2010, 02:42 PM	#53
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	You look like half the other dudes walking into the hardware store... the cop was just a prick. __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm going to give the cop the benefit of the doubt on this one. He was probably driving by heading out on his shift and saw someone peering through the glass of a closed store, and if I was a cop, I might have checked it out too. But the whole "you have to leave" shit was uncalled for. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

06-17-2010, 04:34 PM	#57
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	hmmmmmmmmmm...... smoked me some of this fresh batch of Bubba Kussssshhhh yeeahhh..... Gave it some more thought..... Fuck that pig. It's real fucking hard for me to continue to "like" the police. And to anyone that thinks what he did was right, then fuck you too. assholes __________________ SIG TOO BIG

06-17-2010, 04:43 PM	#58
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Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,232	When you live in a society where so many people own (and carry) a loaded handgun on their body because the constitution says they can, you're gonna have a police force that take their jobs REAL seriously. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

06-17-2010, 05:34 PM	#61
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Ha! I just thought... especially now too... I've never gambled, and I don't drink anymore... Vegas has nothing left to offer me... (took me a minute to gather that thought... kush is good) __________________ SIG TOO BIG

06-17-2010, 05:39 PM	#63
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	fricken ganja is the right stuff every time. Feel like I got a brand new spine right now. (I have some kind of chronic hardcore arthritis in my hands & spine and some of the vertebra in my neck are fused). __________________ SIG TOO BIG

06-17-2010, 05:52 PM	#64
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	Cops can be retarded. One time when I was working corporate there was a blizzard and the only way I could get in was by catching a ride with a neighbor -- he left at 3 AM so I opted to go in at 3 AM. It turns out that my access card that was supposed to grant me 24 hour access had restricted hours. My ride left and I was freezing. I tried one of the warehouse doors and one of the idiots left it unlocked and un-alarmed. I walked through to the office which was never locked (the warehouse to office interior door) but on a separate zone and the alarm goes of. I go outside and wait for the police. I explain what happened, showed them my access card and how it was recognized but restricted. Showed them my business card, the GM's business card and explained how I had to come in early because of the blizzard if I wanted in at all and that I was supposed to have unrestricted access. Out came the guns -- one stayed on me while the other cop scoured the place with his drawn. It all ended peacefully with some phone calls from the alarm company to the GM. Last edited by epitome; 06-17-2010 at 05:53 PM..

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Ayla_SquareTurtle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 5000 full paysite reviews and counting Posts: 3,550	That's ridiculous, and I have no doubt that it was because of the way you look. What really gets me is having to deal with cops where I live. I live in a condo with rent-a-cop security guards. You go down to the pool, spa, or ice machine and these guys come up to you and act like you're a suspect in some crime. If you go out to the store late at night they'll fucking question you about it the next day like you owe them some explanation for wanting a midnight snack. They REALLY have it out for my boyfriend (no doubt because of his looks) and have even taken to questioning me about where he is when he's not with me. It's starting to get to the point where I'm going to have to go complain to the property management staff about these douche nozzles for the second time just to be left alone in what is essentially an extension of my own home. I mean, who wants to be harassed in their own pool or walking to their car? __________________ gone. long gone. aylasquareturtle .."a"t".. gmail dawt com

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06-17-2010, 07:57 PM	#75
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	I've had some bad experiences with cops down here. And I am a small chick with hardly any tattoos, not even a speeding ticket on my record. Some of them are just straight up bad people and shouldn't be cops.

06-17-2010, 08:44 PM	#76
Mr Happy So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: LMFAO Posts: 485	Lets all ban together and kill as many cops we can before they take us out!

06-18-2010, 12:41 AM	#81
cambaby So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: CR Posts: 3,141	Cool story bro.... ...also yeah you kinda do look like a freak

06-18-2010, 03:19 AM	#82
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	The cop may have had the shit kicked out of him previously by someone covered in tattoos and was just frightened. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101