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Fact: If you hold your girlfriend/wife's purse you are irreversibly pussy whipped.
Will any guy here admit in public to holding his woman's purse and wearing that big Gucci bag sized medal of shame?
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Fact: GFY is crawling with Europeans.. who would hold purse.. while girl goes to the bathroom in a club, and American girl will think who is this creep trying to steal my purse American man does not hold purse!
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I have only 3 rules;
I don't buy cigs. I don't hold purses. And I don't buy tampons. Okay I might buy tampons, but definitely not the other two.
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09-23-2010, 09:09 AM
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it depends whether or not the purse clashes with my outfit.
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Do favor like tie shoe?
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09-23-2010, 09:13 AM
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Men who are that concerned with outside opinion, that holding an object as simple as a purse would cause actual concern or anxiety, have much bigger things to worry about in life I would suggest.
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09-23-2010, 09:18 AM
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i don't mind holding it from time to time if i have to, after all she lugs around shit for me in there too. only insecure guys would give a shit.
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09-23-2010, 09:23 AM
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I have. No big deal. Rarely do I care what losers like jimmy-3-way think of me!
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09-23-2010, 09:23 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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09-23-2010, 09:25 AM
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my wife says
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09-23-2010, 09:26 AM
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I'll watch it but not carry it around.
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09-23-2010, 09:32 AM
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If she does it, i`ll just give the purse to the first guy i see.
That will make it a one time event.
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09-23-2010, 09:33 AM
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I prefer to lick 'em. or fill 'em with some hot beef.
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Buying tampons is even a bigger test. Because when a chick asks you to buy her tampons what she WANTS to hear is, "Bitch the only thing I'mma fetch that goes in your pussy is my dick." So when you say, "Yes dear, having a heavy flow day? I'll be back soon with a giant box of tampons and some dark chocolate, snookums!" you have just admitted that you are tamed and thus, no longer attractive to her.
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I make my wife hold my wallet on a silver platter while we walk around... she is so cock whipped.
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Anal sex isn't great, it's neither here nor there, really. The reason we do it is to get our girl to submit to us. A purse is her way of seeing if you'll take it in the ass.
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A girl who asks you to hold her purse while she hops in the changing room to try on some sexy lingerie for you thinks your a doormat? A girl who asks you to hold her purse while she reaches to adjust the strap on her high heels she wore to look good for you thinks your a doormat? A girl who asks you to hold her purse while she runs over to give her phone number to the cute waiter thinks your a doormat! It's all about time and place.
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1. There are hooks in dressing rooms. 2. Put it down. 3. Belt her one. The point is, there's no reason for you to ever hold a woman's purse. If she is giving it to you to hold she is testing you.
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You think Oh Marina dream man will hold purse? I think no.
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that has to be one of the silliest statements I have ever heard.... or at least a throw back to some teenage pseudo-macho BS this may not be true for you, I dont know you, but guys with that kind of attitude do not come across as a real man to me (real men could not seriously care less what some other dude thinks of them holding their ladies purse) and the sign of a guy that spends a LOT of time with his dick in his fist believing the sexist slant of 70s porn LOL Men in successful relationships certainly do not get all anal and feel challenged if their girlfriend or wife hands them their purse for a second to do something. They just hold it, make jokes about it and move on. |
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i usually try and nip this sort of situation in bud prior to arriving at the club. if i'mpicking up my date and she's loaded up with purse and keys, i suggest ditching them, just bring lipstick and dl, i'll even carry them. i don't mind putting the lipstick in my pocket, makes my bulge bigger.
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i will, but the gf knows i'm not happy about it
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If you were going for something insulting you might have tried "this is all a justification as to why you are CELIBATE, isn't it?" Which isn't true, but would have been funnier. Calling me single just infers that I have my pick of snatch.
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Not interested. Any girl who pulls that with me gets her walking papers (and by 'walking papers' I mean deleted from my phone and the dreaded "Who is this anyway?" text when she calls), because the only excuse you SHOULD need to give me a BJ is my cock's proximity to your face.
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