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So my high an mighty ballroom dance instructor says to me...
"Pornographers are the most disrespectful and degrading to women of all men...(etc)"
I had nothing to say. Everyone I have ever met at Internext demonstrated they knew where their paychecks came from.
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"ballroom dance instructor" - wherein lies the problem.
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Me three. I was about to tell her off, but bit my tongue. I just wanted the lesson to be over.
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Why did you tell your ballroom dance instructor you're a pornographer?
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Do you ever try to mix the two?
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I didn't tell her directly, but she does know that I sell affiliate programs.
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Ask her what she thinks of female pornographers.
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I just wanted to post in a thread that had "ballroom dance instructor" in the title.
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she is jealous
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Ask her why she thinks rapists are nicer.
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ballroom dance instructor ahahahahahahahahahaha.
tell her to shave(wax) her legs, face, and arm pits. She may get laid more often what does your Synchronized Swimming instructor think about this?
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![]() She wanted some of your sauce, but you avoided conflict and now the opportunity has passed.
Until next time.
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Did your gynecologist weigh in with an opinion too? If so, please share it.
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She is TOTALLY jealous. I can tell. But much, much too proud to even come close to admitting it. She is desperate for me to fuck her, and completely jealous of my girlfriend, and the other girls I sleep with...since I sleep with probably every other dancer I can get into bed with but I won't sleep with her (my instructor).
My girlfriend on the other hand wouldn't care less if I slept with other girls, and even encourages me to do so, (she is in the industry also and is really open minded). She just says with a smirk "I know you'll come back to me so go have some fun and see you at 11". The ratio of ballroom dancer women to ballroom dance men is about 2:1. So if you can get around the floor and have even the slightest clue how to dance the women are all over you. Most husbands don't want to dance - they think it's a girly thing, so I get to sleep with alot of married women. And that totally pisses off my instructor...
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there's no $$$ in porn
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a great place to find women
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![]() This guy thinks to dance with a woman is more creative, I cannot disagree that dancing with a woman can be a great way to show her off, however, a woman should be allowed to show her bed mannors also. Next time he says this, ask if his wife cooks, if so, does he allows her to show off her cooking skills to his friends & family ![]() Im always impressed with my partner Natalie, in the kitchen, in the club, on the road & in the bed ![]() |
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what's a ballroom dance again? if guys have to wear a tutu, I'm all in
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ironic how people diss "ballroom dance instructor" the same way she disses pr0n.
funny how neither side sees it for what it is.
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Here is the same question but with a different context: Would you go to a surgeon that never went to school, but who simply said "I was always just natually good at it"?. Or go to a dentist that has "naturally been good at densitry". How about fly with on a commercial plane with a pilot that doesn't have a licence, but has "always liked planes"? Quote:
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Chess is much more than just moving the pieces around.
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Trouble is, I really feel like between a rock and hard place. I sleep with the hotties, and the hottie wives of fat guys that don't want to dance. But I don't want to sleep with her - she just ain't hot enough.
Yet she is a technically fantastic dancer and instructor (placed in US national championships), tonnes of experience, and knows everyone in the industry.
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