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Vjo · 11-30-2010, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Doin' fine on Cloud Nine, Brother Vjo. Snow - OMG please do not mention the 'S' word. Rainy, crappy day here in NYC, and although I had errands galore to run I stayed in and - gasp! - worked. LOL

Mathematical statistical analytical multi-dimensional sales ratios. Yup, not much can be done in that area. (Although I found drinking brandy, watching Victoria's Secret tv specials and smoking a doob helps somewhat; not in sales but in terms of my anxiety ABOUT sales.)

Well I think I strained my milk as usual lol but I am still alive. Nothing like a shovel and icy f'n cold and snow to let you know if you still got it. Only exercise I do other than house cleaning and going through the Walmarts and groc stores. At my advancing age exercise takes too much energy. lol Snow sucks so bad tho.

1/2 inch of ice with 3 inch of snow. Hello! Now I'm all tired and shit.

I keep wanting to HAMMER Fellucia Blow (checked my links to get the spelling right!

Hows that site doing? That is your flagship site right? After all no other sponsors are giving me encouragement.

You can NOT get sales just like the rest right?

So wtf.

I want to HAMMER it and test your metal.

LOL I have always been real impressed with the ctr I get with it but I need to HAMMER it. (that is the word of the moment.

Since you are cascading away from CCBill that is a good thing.

Good points Elli. I have about 10 sponsors I gave up on where they all owe me a balance. And all the time wasted implimenting a strategy with a sponsor. So yes, HAMMER 4 rather than nibble with 50. And networks like Zambaio, CCBill count as one of course.

Vjo · 11-30-2010, 05:36 PM

"watching Victoria's Secret tv specials and smoking a doob helps somewhat"

lol This may be true but paying the bills takes cold hard cash.

Altho I make light on the surface this shit is life and death.

Sorry 488, I know i am extra heavy on the

tonight. We Americans have to smile. It is sort of like the Robin Quivers nervous laugh.

For me, maybe it comes from delivering 30,000 pizzas and never letting the customer see me unhappy.

I am cussing and grouching on the way but at the door I am all smiles for 15 secs. It is being professional. I wont let you see me down. So I smile all the time.

And in about 1990 I noticed that smiling to the new generation hurt my tips. lol True. They dont respect happiness.

So I learned not to be too smiley.

Or I got no tips.

I will prob smile when the Titanic finally sinks.

Edit:

(that was a tough smile)

Getting to my email now, sorry.

Everyone keep smiling and bailing out the belfrey and maybe we can sail longer.

I'm bailing like a bitch lately but the tide i relentless, Captain.

The Porn Nerd · 11-30-2010, 05:47 PM

Hey Vjo, when the snow gets less disturbing, your upper lip gets too stiff and the forced happiness just ain't workin' anymore, hit me up on ICQ. I can give you some Fellucia promo stuff that's not on the AP yet, to help with the HAMMER-ing.

The Word Du jour is: Hammer. Hammer is the Word Du Jour.

That's 'Word Of The Day' Ignorami.

Just need to know what type of "nails" Vjo would need for said Vjo a-Hammerin', so to speak. Say what???

It's serious shit for me, too Brother Vjo. Which is why I'm working at 8 o'clock on a Tuesday night, with about six hours ahead of me. LOL Hang in there! ICQ in the Sig.

Vjo · 11-30-2010, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Hey Vjo, when the snow gets less disturbing, your upper lip gets too stiff and the forced happiness just ain't workin' anymore, hit me up on ICQ. I can give you some Fellucia promo stuff that's not on the AP yet, to help with the HAMMER-ing.

The Word Du jour is: Hammer. Hammer is the Word Du Jour.

That's 'Word Of The Day' Ignorami.

Just need to know what type of "nails" Vjo would need for said Vjo a-Hammerin', so to speak. Say what???

It's serious shit for me, too Brother Vjo. Which is why I'm working at 8 o'clock on a Tuesday night, with about six hours ahead of me. LOL Hang in there! ICQ in the Sig.

Cool beans. I'll email ya, is that cool. Im tired now and ICQ is too much for me.

It actually pops a java error so I i have a popup killer that kills that.. dont ask

anyhow yeah, my email is always auto cheaked every 5 mins (so guys who wrote me are wondering... )

Anyhow, ok, I got some more shit to do first out running errands as you say, but in about an hour I'll email ya.

The Porn Nerd · 11-30-2010, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo

Cool beans. I'll email ya, is that cool. Im tired now and ICQ is too much for me.

It actually pops a java error so I i have a popup killer that kills that.. dont ask

anyhow yeah, my email is always auto cheaked every 5 mins (so guys who wrote me are wondering... )

Anyhow, ok, I got some more shit to do first out running errands as you say, but in about an hour I'll email ya.

I eagerly await your missive. Cue dramatic German music. LOL

Vjo · 11-30-2010, 07:24 PM

Shit man, I dont really have your email

I sent it to misterpworld [at] gmail.com

Argos88 · 11-30-2010, 10:16 PM

what can you expect if you give away all for free?? do you think people are so stupid to pay?

good luck trying to convert cams... average of 0:30,000.... IMPOSSIBLE to convert cams.

The Porn Nerd · 11-30-2010, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argos88

what can you expect if you give away all for free?? do you think people are so stupid to pay?

good luck trying to convert cams... average of 0:30,000.... IMPOSSIBLE to convert cams.

Thanks Mr. Sunshine, much appreciated.

Hope you got the free pass and materials Vjo!!

Vjo · 11-30-2010, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argos88

what can you expect if you give away all for free?? do you think people are so stupid to pay?

good luck trying to convert cams... average of 0:30,000.... IMPOSSIBLE to convert cams.

Agreed I dont think I can send enuf traf to really get a couple good buyers. The girls are making the money in that deal from what I hear.

MP, are you going to make me get onto ICQ and hunt you down.

I think that was prob not your main email addy.

This guy,

prob watching the Twilight Zone or something. Or banging some broad.

Vjo · 11-30-2010, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Thanks Mr. Sunshine, much appreciated.

Hope you got the free pass and materials Vjo!!

OH Shit My bad My apologies. Gmail was flagged and in my spam folder. long day My bad. My bad. let me get to it now. Sorry!

Vjo · 11-30-2010, 10:41 PM

Great fucking email

Ill get right back at ya by email. Answering an MP email may take a bit.

As Artie Lange would say, this guy is on "Fiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee"

11-30-2010, 05:36 PM	#52
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	"watching Victoria's Secret tv specials and smoking a doob helps somewhat" lol This may be true but paying the bills takes cold hard cash. Altho I make light on the surface this shit is life and death. Sorry 488, I know i am extra heavy on the tonight. We Americans have to smile. It is sort of like the Robin Quivers nervous laugh. For me, maybe it comes from delivering 30,000 pizzas and never letting the customer see me unhappy. I am cussing and grouching on the way but at the door I am all smiles for 15 secs. It is being professional. I wont let you see me down. So I smile all the time. And in about 1990 I noticed that smiling to the new generation hurt my tips. lol True. They dont respect happiness. So I learned not to be too smiley. Or I got no tips. I will prob smile when the Titanic finally sinks. Edit: (that was a tough smile) Getting to my email now, sorry. Everyone keep smiling and bailing out the belfrey and maybe we can sail longer. I'm bailing like a bitch lately but the tide i relentless, Captain. Last edited by Vjo; 11-30-2010 at 05:51 PM..

11-30-2010, 05:47 PM	#53
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,501	Hey Vjo, when the snow gets less disturbing, your upper lip gets too stiff and the forced happiness just ain't workin' anymore, hit me up on ICQ. I can give you some Fellucia promo stuff that's not on the AP yet, to help with the HAMMER-ing. The Word Du jour is: Hammer. Hammer is the Word Du Jour. That's 'Word Of The Day' Ignorami. Just need to know what type of "nails" Vjo would need for said Vjo a-Hammerin', so to speak. Say what??? It's serious shit for me, too Brother Vjo. Which is why I'm working at 8 o'clock on a Tuesday night, with about six hours ahead of me. LOL Hang in there! ICQ in the Sig. __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Skype: peabodymedia

11-30-2010, 10:41 PM	#61
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Great fucking email Ill get right back at ya by email. Answering an MP email may take a bit. As Artie Lange would say, this guy is on "Fiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee" Last edited by Vjo; 11-30-2010 at 10:44 PM..

11-30-2010, 07:24 PM	#56
Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	Shit man, I dont really have your email I sent it to misterpworld [at] gmail.com

11-30-2010, 10:16 PM	#57
Argos88 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,732	what can you expect if you give away all for free?? do you think people are so stupid to pay? good luck trying to convert cams... average of 0:30,000.... IMPOSSIBLE to convert cams.