John Kerry is being accused of using bad grammar to appeal to uneducated voters because yesterday he stopped in a store and asked, 'Can I get me a hunting license here?' After hearing about it President Bush said, 'It should be 'Can me get me a hunting license here? -- Conan OBrien

They say you've got to fall to rise,
but I've fallen from grace too many times
When I look in their eyes and I see their lies,
I want to shut my eyes forever
Well, I been up, and I been down, I been out,
this wicked world keeps me spinning around,
and I've tried to understand, but I'll never learn
I won't even try, I'll just shut my eyes
They say you've got to fall to rise,
but I've fallen from grace too many times
When I look in their eyes and I see their lies,
I want to shut my eyes forever
I don't want to see no more, (and when I close these eyes)
I want to shut my eyes forever, (I'll finaly find some shelter)
And when I close these eyes, I'll be at peace forever


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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Is this where the whores hang out?....boyeeeeee:glugglug

Damn, this thread sure did grow while I was in hangover recovery!

You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.

When God made you, he was showing off.

blood for blood

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So tired of the race you were out of your face
When you said that you'd take a vacation
Away from the pain and the mind numbing strain
Of your drastically changed situation
Your friends said you should it would do you some good
To break out of that morbid routine
You've been here a day it's not easy to say
But you're starting to see what they mean

Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer
Escape from the rain eases the pain but I wish you were here

You sit by the pool and you feel like a fool
'Cos your mind doesn't match what you're wearing
All morning you fought in your heart 'cos you thought
You'd be left with this burden you're bearing
You're starting to brood there's a change in the mood
So you go for a walk in the sand
There might be a way this could all be OK
It just won't be the way that you planned

Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer
It's ninety degrees under the trees but I wish you were here

You're taking some stick 'cos you're dressed up so slick
And you're starting to fancy your chances
Still bored with the pub you'd endure the flash club
As a means to some short term romances
There's one in the queue and she's staring at you
And it's making you feel so alive
It might be sometime 'till you'd call yourself fine
But at least you're now gonna survive

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http://web.infinito.it/utenti/r/ross...ears%20Day.mp3

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"lets finish these drinks and be gone for the night because im more than a handful youll see."

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Juicy - the postbotting has got to stop... I'm losing all guido respect for you. :(

i aint postbotting :feels-hot :feels-hot

i need beer

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Fletch... line up some rails bro... you're gonna need it!

http://staff.esuhsd.org/~balochie/st...ine_brick1.jpg

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fucking right

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:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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:mad: :321GFY