![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
View Poll Results: do you have an embarrassing medical condition? | |||
yes |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
12 | 32.43% |
no |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
25 | 67.57% |
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
The People's Post
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: invisible 7-11
Posts: 64,785
|
do you have an embarrassing medical condition? yes/no poll
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Troll Patrol
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Local Socal
Posts: 15,214
|
Did you get the penile implant done yet?
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,618
|
like pooping yourself or what?
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
The People's Post
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: invisible 7-11
Posts: 64,785
|
those are not embarrassing to me, but i am older.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Biker Gnome
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cell#324
Posts: 23,200
|
Im fat, I admit it, when I got back from San Francisco, I joined the gym across the street from Video Secrets, it came with the help of a Nutritionalist and a personal trainer, as of today, I'm down 13 pounds and actually forgot to eat yesterday because I wasn't hungry. I started feeling the low sugar thing and my date made me eat a chicken and bean burritto.
Haven't always been this way, started putting on weight at 40, now at 50 I'm having so much fun that I need to live longer. Feeling better and the gym is killing me, her plan is suppose to have me 10 pounds under the weight when I was at the martial arts studio 5 days a week in 6 months and that was in my 20's, having a slow start because Im hurt my back, so we'll see.
__________________
Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
working on my tan
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,151
|
Elephantiasis of the penis.
. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Somewhere between hell and heaven
Posts: 551
|
__________________
592577093<---- icq me.... LET THE PLAYA PLAY ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Google
Posts: 12,457
|
__________________
Most Affordable Firewall & Malware Protection for Linux Servers |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Beck's City, North Teutonia
Posts: 3,185
|
i have serious problems w/out painkillers ,,, my twisted spine tortures me big time ... w/out TILIDIN i wouldnt be able to work anymore ... so, yes ...
__________________
There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Caribbean
Posts: 2,692
|
I am an alcoholic... southpark says that is disease too, and I think they are right because sometimes I get myself in very embarrassing situations because of alcohol...
__________________
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Troll Patrol
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Local Socal
Posts: 15,214
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 3,847
|
I don't have any medical conditions.
__________________
![]() - Skype: jim_3rdshiftvideo Petite18.com, MeanMassage.com TeasePOV.com, SeeMomSuck.com TugPass Network - includes access to 9 Sites Elite Webmasters Earn 70% Revshare! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 6,548
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Sexpat
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 17,178
|
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate
![]()
__________________
Hot & Juicy Asian Girls Sex Sites : SEDUCTION -> FELLATIO -> CONCLUSION Special Asian Girls Buttocks Site : CUTE BUTTS |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Southeast Asia (Philippines)
Posts: 1,499
|
Hermorrhoids.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 | |
So Fucking Lame
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
Posts: 12,156
|
Quote:
The people that don't need it and trick their doctors into drugs that they then abuse has made it so that even those of us that genuinely need them are judged. Never mind the hurdles that we have to jump over in order to receive treatment. Random drug testing, pharmacy contracts, regular CT scans, X-Rays, etc. ... even though nothing ever changes for us. It's all so the doctors can cover their asses in case the DEA audits them. Now that I have optimal treatment that keeps me out of pain, people say "you don't look like you're in pain." No shit, that's because I'm getting proper treatment. Or the "you're too young, what could possible be wrong with you?" I dunno, maybe the dozens of surgeries, some botched, the repeated entries in the same spot that has caused severe and painful scar build up, the surgery that left the hernia that now cannot be removed, etc. Huge pet peeve of mine that you touched on. Hope the doctors have you being able to cope with everything. Took forever to get just the right mix of things that would take care of the pain but not leave me loopy. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 | |
HAL 9000
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
I need a beer
![]() Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,934
|
I smoke reefer, drink massive shots and beers and fall down
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: 127.0.0.1
Posts: 9,266
|
yes, I suffer from a severe condition of awesomeness
![]()
__________________
This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 |
Jägermeister Test Pilot
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: NORCAL
Posts: 73,540
|
I'm good to go. Always been healthy. A bit over weight.
__________________
“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL | THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 | |
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Montana
Posts: 46,238
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 | |
Troll Patrol
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Local Socal
Posts: 15,214
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#24 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,363
|
I'll say that the current illness it's the lack of embarrasment ...
__________________
"Tjeezers.cam wishes you a nice day” |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#25 |
there's no $$$ in porn
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs)
Posts: 33,063
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 |
The People's Post
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: invisible 7-11
Posts: 64,785
|
this week will be 28 years for me living with diabetes, i remember how for the 1st many years i went into the bathroom to give myself injections because i was embarrassed about it all and that's how it was done back then anyway. but then one day i realized how backwards that is- going into a dirty public bathroom to inject myself with a syringe makes zero sense.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 | |
See signature :)
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: ICQ 363 097 773
Posts: 29,656
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Tampa Bay, FL
Posts: 6,708
|
Dude, that's awesome. I haven't even lost the bug I caught on the flight back from San Fran yet.
![]() Quote:
I used to have a morphine nasal inhaler for it back in the day. I can understand why they had go take that off the market, but for those who REALLY need it they never came out with an at home replacement. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 | |
The People's Post
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: invisible 7-11
Posts: 64,785
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 |
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 63,151
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#31 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 3,965
|
im lactose intolerant, it sucks going to someones house to eat, when they serve lasagna or something loaded with cheese and you have to pass due to gasto issues. its actually something thats been progressively more sensitive as i get older
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 | |
Biker Gnome
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cell#324
Posts: 23,200
|
Quote:
Sorry to hear that, I get sick rarely and hope it stays that way. Hope you feel better soon
__________________
Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 3,965
|
Quote:
__________________
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 | |
Let's do some business!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 31,320
|
Quote:
I don't really think it's a big deal, but I can see how someone might. People are people, life is life. Nothing wrong with taking care of something that needs done.
__________________
Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#36 | |
Biker Gnome
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cell#324
Posts: 23,200
|
Quote:
Because of this, my diet is a little different and it's working, she sees everything I eat and approves, I have a app on my phone that tracks it for her
__________________
Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#37 | |
The People's Post
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: invisible 7-11
Posts: 64,785
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
Let's do some business!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 31,320
|
He told me it's the medicine. I don't know much about it really.
__________________
Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#39 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 3,965
|
Quote:
__________________
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#40 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Earth
Posts: 30,989
|
Quote:
that get you in girlish-figure-esque asap |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#41 |
The People's Post
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: invisible 7-11
Posts: 64,785
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#42 |
So Fucking Banananananas
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
Posts: 12,991
|
I have psoriasis
![]() Its really embarrassing because it spread to my finger nails and I have a few spots, but they are mostly controlled with Rx drugs. Worst part is probably going to the beach as I had a pretty large area on my stomach and its just easier to keep my shirt on ![]()
__________________
Email: Clicky on Me |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#43 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
Posts: 51,460
|
Mine's too embarassing to say.
__________________
Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!! ![]() ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! ![]() Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#44 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,600
|
Thats not much medical, but more psychological really...
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#45 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,600
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#46 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Tampa Bay, FL
Posts: 6,708
|
Thanks, I'm doing alot better. I let it go too long before seeing a doc thinking I could kill it with OTC stuff and it moved into my lungs, turned into walking pneumonia. I'm almost done now though.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#47 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,363
|
Quote:
__________________
"Tjeezers.cam wishes you a nice day” |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#48 | ||
Biker Gnome
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cell#324
Posts: 23,200
|
Quote:
I don't pay extra for it, the gym I go to, the owner, besides being hot, is a nutritionist and a personal trainer, it comes with the membership which I get a discount because we're a corporate account Quote:
glad to hear it, my back is finally feeling better
__________________
Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#49 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: In your face
Posts: 8,484
|
I don't think I have any that are embarrassing, but I have several issues with my health.
Degenerative Disk Disease 3 herniated disks in my lower back Every nerve from top to bottom in my back is pinched Mitral Valve Regurgitation Diabetes Type 2 - this causes me to pee 500 times a damn day, that's the only thing embarrassing. lol I only medicate the diabetes and that is just 500MG of metformin 3 times a day, I mostly control it with lifestyle and diet. But for the other things, no medication, and boy have they given me some whoppers over the years. lol
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#50 |
FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: FUBARLAND
Posts: 67,374
|
Fitty ..........itches in the wrong place
__________________
![]() FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |