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Tip for dating a single mom:
- Don't.
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Date - No
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Did the kid call you daddy the first time you met?
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I'm a single dad, no woman should date me either.
I never have time. I'm dying for some me-time as soon as my kid IS away for a few hours. I never get to do spontanious things anymore (for now). It basicly sucks, other than having your own kid is cool ;-). All single parents i know either drink, smoke or have other addictions, lol.
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...so much for clicking this thread to reply "don't".
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Fuck - No: if you get her pregnant, you know she will keep the kid.
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Not convinced. Have you seen some of those moms?!? Hot, sexually great and if you are lucky you catch a smart one ;)))
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![]() I'm sure there are exceptions to the "don't" rule but I've never run across a single mom that the parting of ways wasn't directly attributed to her demon offspring. . |
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When I log into Facebook I get ads for "Give single dads a chance".
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I say you try em.
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My first thought was "don't". Actually I had a little more specific pair of rules:
Don't date moms with screwed up kids. Don't date fucked up moms. If they treat their kid poorly, they'll treat you poorly, and the kid will be screwed up if they aren't already.
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If she is a great catch, the children won't be the problem. Besides, why would you walk away from the right woman just because the situation is a bit complicated? Weirdos. |
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In new york the new thing is single dads. Every female I know is or has done it. Like 5% of them have the kids full time so that isn't an issue, and she can see how good he is with kids. Plus they got the mickey kicked out of them so they're not as arrogant as the preening metro buggers we are so plagued with.
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Agreed. Also, i've found that once a woman has been pissed on, shit on and puked on - pretty much anything goes in the bedroom.
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hit it, then quit it
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Being the child of a single mum I can tell you that keep the kid happy and you will make your life much easier - Cash helps a lot - Don't try and fight the kid, you will lose....
My mother never saw anyone more than once without my approval - She didn't know it, but I had it down to an art...
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I don't like the baby's daddy drama. Sometimes it's not much of a deal.
I liked the daughter I made out with and then I fucked the mom. The daughter came home super drunk when I was screwing the mom and yelled for us to "shut the fuck up!" We both laughed very hard. |
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my dad remarried a woman with 3 kids that he hates (i mean really hates)
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If he remarried her, does he hate you?
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what is wrong with single moms?
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![]() If she is such a great catch, then why is she single?
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Fucking dumb ass reply
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I like moms!
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single moms make bad choices..thats why they're single. don't be their next bad choice!
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Lots of motherfuckers on this forum, good to know ...
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He hates her kids? why
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![]() It's a harsh reply, but definitely not a "dumb ass" one.
In response I would say that any man who gets seriously involved with a single mother without finding out why her ex left (or why she left her ex) is a dumb ass. If one was to take into account the fact that there always may be another man in the picture, as well as a kid or two who may never see you as their "real" dad, it's a pretty smart move to be wary of single moms. Barring the possibility that her ex might have had commitment issues (which still speaks to her decision making skills to have a kid for him), it would be prudent to find out what kind of behavior she exemplified that was bad enough for the ex to not want to stick around for the sake of his kid. Not saying that it's her fault, but dating a single mom is serious business
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Tip for dating a single mom?
It depends on a lot of factors. Typically I can't see why any guy would get involved with a mother. You have to deal with the kid, the mother's family, the father, the father's family. And what if the babysitter is ugly? |
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Nevertheless, every man worth his salt should ask himself that question when dealing with a single mom.
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Amazing how we group them all together. There are single mothers out there that would be great GF's etc. We tend to forget they may be single for other reasons than being a bitch.
Best rule of thumb if you're going to date is NOT to meet the kids until you're actually serious about being with her longer. You don't want to have a connection or feelings develop then if you leave it hurts the kids. Any relationship deserves a chance to grow and hard to do that with kids around - so date - learn about her - watch how she talks about her ex and everything to know what she's about. It can work... and has.
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well you guys obviously haven't been to south America a lot.. because there EVERY girl is a single mom... what to do now?
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Stay AWAY people - everyone needs love but not that bad. :D
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I totally agree, he should stop that right now and start posting cripple midget porn... what's wrong with him?
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Then next time put a HUGE question mark at the end of it.
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Odds are good that the reasons a mother might be single are the same as any other woman in existence.
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But then again, if they have teenagers, they are virtually un-dateable. Demon children. This is a no-win situation.
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I have number of divorced and single things and they all complain about the same thing - lack of sex. Single women need to become whores and put out constantly if they want to interest a man.
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