Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar Mark Forums Read
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 03-24-2013, 04:58 AM   #1
dave90210
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,745
How To Catch A Thief?

Last night someone drove to the back of my buildings car port and stole over $6000 worth of camera equipment. I have a feeling it's the same person who has been breaking into cars over the past several months on my street. I believe the person comes back nightly and looks for shit in cars.

To start off I live in a really nice area in Los Angeles. Tonight I did a stakeout around the time my shit was stolen. I saw a suspicious older model car that tried to pull down my alley at 3am around the same time my shit was stolen last night. When the people in the car saw my in the car they got scared and turned around and parked across the street. There was two people in the car and they sat in the car for over 30 mins, one guy got out and started looking into cars and tried to open the doors. He got to a truck and opened the door. It was obvious he was looking into cars so I called the cops and said theirs a guy breaking into cars by my house. 1 hour later after calling 911 they show up but not for me some guy was talking on his cellphone and possible DUI so they needed 7 cop cars for that and I tried to flag one down but none pulled over. 20 mins after that only 1 stopped and didn't do shit and refused to take a report even when I said i got the plate, i saw the person trying to open up car doors. He said I couldn't make a police report because It wasn't my car the person was breaking into. Even though I witnessed a crime I was not allowed to make a report!

WTF do I do I'm so frustrated if I lived in anywhere else the cops would have done something or even try to look for the guy. One of the cops was being rude to me and treated me like a criminal and I got pissed. Anyway they left and whoever that fucking guy was possibly the same guy who stole my shit gets to go free

Last edited by dave90210; 03-24-2013 at 05:01 AM..
dave90210 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 05:10 AM   #2
AllAboutCams
Femcams.com
 
AllAboutCams's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: bjcam.com
Posts: 12,220
Follow him home or even better put a gps tracker on his car when he is looking at other cars.
AllAboutCams is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 05:11 AM   #3
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
CurrentlySober's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,511
Quote:
Originally Posted by dave90210 View Post
and looks for shit in cars...
Thanks for the heads up... Being someone who takes an absolute delight, in shitting in my car...

Forewarned is forearmed etc...
__________________


👁️ 👍️ 💩
CurrentlySober is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 05:12 AM   #4
HardlinkSells
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 991
Break into his car when he is breaking into someone else's car
HardlinkSells is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 05:21 AM   #5
Markul
Likes Pie
 
Markul's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The land that liberated porn
Posts: 12,402
Woa that is frustrating man. Does your insurance cover it? No matter how hard it is, try not to go the vigilante road. That shit will probably just backfire.
Markul is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 05:38 AM   #6
dave90210
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,745
The insurance doesn't cover it. I thought it did but when I called they told me it wasn't covered
Quote:
Originally Posted by Markul View Post
Woa that is frustrating man. Does your insurance cover it? No matter how hard it is, try not to go the vigilante road. That shit will probably just backfire.
dave90210 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 05:48 AM   #7
TrashyGirl
Confirmed User
 
TrashyGirl's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,401
Who would be in the market to buy your equipment? Where I live you have to be proactive about finding your own stolen stuff. Cops will tell ppl after their places get robbed of pawn-able items, etc., to plaster local pawn and resale shops w/ pics and contact info. And if it's industry specific stuff, descriptions of equipment and contact ppl in the industry who would possibly buy the equipment w/ same. So that if they don't have a fence, or even if they have a fence who would have to resell to an end user, that you might be able to locate your equipment. Also scour Craiglist, etc.
TrashyGirl is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 06:24 AM   #8
javbucks
Confirmed User
 
javbucks's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 979
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober View Post
Thanks for the heads up... Being someone who takes an absolute delight, in shitting in my car...

Forewarned is forearmed etc...
Mean but funny
__________________
JAVBucks -The best place to convert your asian niche traffic!
Email: [email protected]
Telegram: @javbucks_hinata
javbucks is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 06:31 AM   #9
Badmaash
Confirmed User
 
Badmaash's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 2,695
You need to head over to Firearms Commerce and get some gear!
__________________
best cbd oil uk - Hit me up on ICQ 400607632
Badmaash is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 06:32 AM   #10
Jel
Confirmed User
 
Jel's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 6,904
Quote:
Originally Posted by dave90210 View Post
Last night someone drove to the back of my buildings car port and stole over $6000 worth of camera equipment. I have a feeling it's the same person who has been breaking into cars over the past several months on my street. I believe the person comes back nightly and looks for shit in cars.

To start off I live in a really nice area in Los Angeles. Tonight I did a stakeout around the time my shit was stolen. I saw a suspicious older model car that tried to pull down my alley at 3am around the same time my shit was stolen last night. When the people in the car saw my in the car they got scared and turned around and parked across the street. There was two people in the car and they sat in the car for over 30 mins, one guy got out and started looking into cars and tried to open the doors. He got to a truck and opened the door. It was obvious he was looking into cars so I called the cops and said theirs a guy breaking into cars by my house. 1 hour later after calling 911 they show up but not for me some guy was talking on his cellphone and possible DUI so they needed 7 cop cars for that and I tried to flag one down but none pulled over. 20 mins after that only 1 stopped and didn't do shit and refused to take a report even when I said i got the plate, i saw the person trying to open up car doors. He said I couldn't make a police report because It wasn't my car the person was breaking into. Even though I witnessed a crime I was not allowed to make a report!

WTF do I do I'm so frustrated if I lived in anywhere else the cops would have done something or even try to look for the guy. One of the cops was being rude to me and treated me like a criminal and I got pissed. Anyway they left and whoever that fucking guy was possibly the same guy who stole my shit gets to go free
you = no income

DUI = income

End of story.
Jel is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 06:34 AM   #11
dyna mo
The People's Post
 
dyna mo's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: invisible 7-11
Posts: 63,914
you had $6000 of camera in your car parked in a carport in los angeles overnight when cars in your area have been getting broken into for months?
dyna mo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 06:42 AM   #12
96ukssob
So Fucking Banananananas
 
96ukssob's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
Posts: 12,991
Criminals will return to the scene again. I would seek out a lot of boxes of high priced items and leave them outside the building as they are trash. Then just sit inside and wait.

Once he comes back hold him at gun point and demand him to pay you thousands if dollars and give you back your stuff. Drive him to the woods afterwards and handcuff him to a tree
__________________
Email: Clicky on Me
96ukssob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 07:28 AM   #13
DWB
Registered User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Encrypted. Access denied.
Posts: 31,779
By the smallest GPS tracker you can get your hands on and bait him, leaving something easy for him to steal. Hide it in something where he won't find it, like inside the guts of something electronic. Then see where it goes. Hopefully you can get the police to react. If not, burn the place to the ground, hire some guys to beat him senseless, or just consider it all a loss and move on.
DWB is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 08:24 AM   #14
HushMoney
Confirmed User
 
HushMoney's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Hermosa Beach & Miami, FL.
Posts: 2,256
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo View Post
you had $6000 of camera in your car parked in a carport in los angeles overnight when cars in your area have been getting broken into for months?
exactly. Sorry you lost your stuff but it's crazy to leave anything in your car. I live in a good part of Los Angeles too, but I never leave anything of value in my car if it's in the driveway. Now add that their have been car break-ins in your area, well, sometimes you have to be smarter than the thief.
HushMoney is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 08:26 AM   #15
Supz
Arthur Flegenheimer
 
Supz's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New York City
Posts: 11,056
Call your car insurance company
Supz is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 08:52 AM   #16
Barry-xlovecam
It's 42
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Global
Posts: 18,083
You need a commercial policy with a contents in the locked vehicle rider to have any coverage for that loss.

$6,000 of camera equipment is for commercial use.

I would suggest you buy a gun safe for your apt/condo and store the camera equipment there -- your homeowner's policy won't cover commercial equipment either ...

Buy a commercial policy or limit the risk of loss as best that you can.

This would also apply to computer equipment of more that household value, any equipment (that can be proven) used in a home business ...

Last edited by Barry-xlovecam; 03-24-2013 at 08:53 AM..
Barry-xlovecam is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 09:39 AM   #17
DBS.US
Geo Cities
 
DBS.US's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA
Posts: 11,830
Get a few of these http://www.harborfreight.com/wireles...tem-93068.html
Put them around some thief bait.
__________________
Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight

DBS.US is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 09:45 AM   #18
L-Pink
working on my tan
 
L-Pink's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,152
Move to Texas where you are allowed to shoot people for fucking with your property.

.
L-Pink is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 11:16 AM   #19
Meloman
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sacramento,CA
Posts: 1,540
Actually go into your local police station and try to file a report there. They should be obligated to do it there.

But even with the police report they probably wont' do anything.
Meloman is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 11:27 AM   #20
Mike Honcho
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: FL
Posts: 1,608
Cops will not sympathize with you for leaving valuables in your car that are stolen. I had a brick thrown through my car window, with a hand written note, that said 'fuck you'. Blatantly my Ex-G/F who did it, but the Cop told me "If you didn't see her do it, I can't do anything about it.". I asked him if the note could be taken in as evidence and maybe she could be questioned, he responded with "What do you think this is CSI?"
__________________
Mike Honcho is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 11:45 AM   #21
Captain Kawaii
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 6,748
Sane approach.
We live on west side where cops are notorious for bogus tickets and not doing shit. Set up real surveillance gear and videotape the area. Catch them on film. If you do and cops do nothing? Hire a publicist and shame the shit out of them. They'll do something then. A neighbor set up a camera and posted signs, area under surveillance and you are on camera..

Bottom line, if you want cops to do anything you will have to lie. "I confronted them, they drew weapons, I ran, lucky to be alive. This is the license plate.

Insane approach
Hire gang members of another ethnicity to tune up/torture the criminals. MS13 loves this shit.
Captain Kawaii is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 01:02 PM   #22
DBS.US
Geo Cities
 
DBS.US's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA
Posts: 11,830
http://www.costco.com/.product.11762...rySiloedViewCP
__________________
Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight

DBS.US is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 01:27 PM   #23
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,919
Why didn't you put a cap in his ass?
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 01:37 PM   #24
onwebcam
Fake Nick 1.0
 
onwebcam's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Rent free, your head
Posts: 27,652
Very likely the tags and/or car was stolen.
__________________
PLEASE WAIT WHILE BIDEN ADMIN UNINSTALLS ITSELF.....
██████████████████▒ 99.5% complete.
onwebcam is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 02:07 PM   #25
brassmonkey
Pay It Forward
 
brassmonkey's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yo Mama House
Posts: 76,948
put a cam on your car maybe a few. leave something on the dash a dead cell phone would do. get one from the pawn shop and record the nights activities. just like trapping animals. and please take out your distributor cap so the asshole doesnt go joy riding in your shit
__________________
TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!!
END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com
brassmonkey is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 02:13 PM   #26
MrMaxwell
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 10,057
Your stakeout wasn't very good if they saw you, genius. One time I had a lawn tractor on a trailer and some retard stole it. The next night they actually came back because I left a weedeater and some other shit in the bed of my truck. I was waiting in bushes. When it turned out to be five guys I turned white like a ghost but when I cocked my gun they all walked off. I was scared to death and I think they were confused as hell. None of us said shit to each other. They never came back and I ended up getting my shit back and the guy who stole it did a year. LoL. They made it some kind of vehicular crime or some shit to put his ass down for a year. Ha ha ha. I hope someone raped him in jail or prison. In the ass and the face. LoL.
MrMaxwell is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 02:28 PM   #27
AdultPornMasta
Confirmed User
 
AdultPornMasta's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,506

Quote:
Originally Posted by dave90210 View Post
Last night someone drove to the back of my buildings car port and stole over $6000 worth of camera equipment. I have a feeling it's the same person who has been breaking into cars over the past several months on my street. I believe the person comes back nightly and looks for shit in cars.

To start off I live in a really nice area in Los Angeles. Tonight I did a stakeout around the time my shit was stolen. I saw a suspicious older model car that tried to pull down my alley at 3am around the same time my shit was stolen last night. When the people in the car saw my in the car they got scared and turned around and parked across the street. There was two people in the car and they sat in the car for over 30 mins, one guy got out and started looking into cars and tried to open the doors. He got to a truck and opened the door. It was obvious he was looking into cars so I called the cops and said theirs a guy breaking into cars by my house. 1 hour later after calling 911 they show up but not for me some guy was talking on his cellphone and possible DUI so they needed 7 cop cars for that and I tried to flag one down but none pulled over. 20 mins after that only 1 stopped and didn't do shit and refused to take a report even when I said i got the plate, i saw the person trying to open up car doors. He said I couldn't make a police report because It wasn't my car the person was breaking into. Even though I witnessed a crime I was not allowed to make a report!

WTF do I do I'm so frustrated if I lived in anywhere else the cops would have done something or even try to look for the guy. One of the cops was being rude to me and treated me like a criminal and I got pissed. Anyway they left and whoever that fucking guy was possibly the same guy who stole my shit gets to go free
Theft resolution device:



Very quiet so as to not disturb the neighbors.

__________________
"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."
AdultPornMasta is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 03:54 PM   #28
adultchatpay
Let's Make Money
 
adultchatpay's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 8,784
[QUOTE=AdultPornMasta;19543445]Theft resolution device:



That will put him away for sure.
adultchatpay is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 04:09 PM   #29
AdultPornMasta
Confirmed User
 
AdultPornMasta's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,506

[QUOTE=adultchatpay;19543564]
Quote:
Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta View Post
Theft resolution device:



That will put him away for sure.
One or two to the knees or ankles will slow down the perp long enough for law enforcement to arrive and not be lethal.

Those little .22 hollow points are going to hurt like a motherfucker though!

__________________
"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."
AdultPornMasta is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 05:19 PM   #30
2013
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: lollling
Posts: 4,390
why didn't you just do a george zimmerman you can stand your ground if someone is robbing you or you feel in danger pull out your pistol and start shooting you have that right!
2013 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 06:04 PM   #31
adulttraffic
Confirmed User
 
adulttraffic's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 797
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober View Post
Next time you see them take a wet deuce on their front seat fr them to find when they come back
great idea!
adulttraffic is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 07:35 PM   #32
Jim_Gunn
Confirmed User
 
Jim_Gunn's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Where The Teens Are
Posts: 5,702
Did you actually leave expensive camera equipment unattended in your friggin' car? I lock my tens of thousands of dollars worth of video, camera, audio and lighting equipment in a heavy ass safe, along with hard drives, checkbooks, firearms and other valuables. The safe only cost me $1800- less than the price of one DSLR camera body. It's the best insurance one can purchase and prevents the loss in the first place rather than (maybe) compensating you after the fact. Way too many photographers are super lax about security.
__________________
Jim Gunn
Filming Cinematic Porn
Skype JimGunnProductions

Last edited by Jim_Gunn; 03-24-2013 at 07:36 PM..
Jim_Gunn is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 07:39 PM   #33
MrMaxwell
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 10,057
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn View Post
Did you actually leave expensive camera equipment unattended in your friggin' car? I -----------------------------------------------------------------. It's the best insurance one can purchase and prevents the loss in the first place rather than (maybe) compensating you after the fact. Way too many photographers are super lax about security.

I can't understand if they stole it from his building or out of his automobile.. he mentions a carport.. If you really have what you just talked about, why would you openly be telling everyone about it? That is a bad idea, Mr. Gunn. . .
MrMaxwell is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 07:49 PM   #34
brassmonkey
Pay It Forward
 
brassmonkey's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yo Mama House
Posts: 76,948
Quote:
Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta View Post
Theft resolution device:



Very quiet so as to not disturb the neighbors.

you better say you were protecting your like or you'll be in jail on a murder 2 charge.
__________________
TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!!
END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com
brassmonkey is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 08:42 PM   #35
Jim_Gunn
Confirmed User
 
Jim_Gunn's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Where The Teens Are
Posts: 5,702
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMaxwell View Post
I can't understand if they stole it from his building or out of his automobile.. he mentions a carport.. If you really have what you just talked about, why would you openly be telling everyone about it? That is a bad idea, Mr. Gunn. . .
It's hardly a secret that I'm a well-established veteran porn producer presumably owning a lot of equipment. I hardly think it's a bad idea to mention that I have heavy duty physical security on my valuables resistant to all but the the heaviest duty assault and that others should do the same. I didn't even mention my wireless alarm system with multiple glass break, door contacts, smoke and motion detectors or the indoor/outdoor color internet enabled security cameras uploading footage 24/7 either. I got burglarized once about fifteen years ago. Learned my lesson and it ain't never gonna happen again with all the precautions I have taken. Seems like most others are pretty lax and just leave their stuff unprotected and hope for the best. That's all I'm trying to say.
__________________
Jim Gunn
Filming Cinematic Porn
Skype JimGunnProductions
Jim_Gunn is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 11:11 PM   #36
BradBreakfast
Confirmed User
 
BradBreakfast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 415
IF THIS WERE A MOVIE, here's the script I'd write

Burn his car while he's trying to break into cars with a note and expired bus pass.

Melt styrofoam in gasoline to make a napalm constancy then think: car interior.

Mix up a bucket of thermite, put it on his hood, and light it with a torch. Walk away calmly.

Take your pick.

the end.
__________________
GetClicky - The World's Most Advanced Real Time Ajax-based Analytics

Last edited by BradBreakfast; 03-24-2013 at 11:13 PM..
BradBreakfast is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 11:52 PM   #37
MrMaxwell
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 10,057
Quote:
Originally Posted by BradBreakfast View Post
IF THIS WERE A MOVIE, here's the script I'd write

Burn his car while he's trying to break into cars with a note and expired bus pass.

Melt styrofoam in gasoline to make a napalm constancy then think: car interior.

Mix up a bucket of thermite, put it on his hood, and light it with a torch. Walk away calmly.

Take your pick.

the end.


I really love that so long as he's not showing up in a stolen vehicle
MrMaxwell is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2013, 11:53 PM   #38
MrMaxwell
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 10,057
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn View Post
It's hardly a secret that I'm a well-established veteran porn producer presumably owning a lot of equipment. I hardly think it's a bad idea to mention that I have heavy duty physical security on my valuables resistant to all but the the heaviest duty assault and that others should do the same. I didn't even mention my wireless alarm system with multiple glass break, door contacts, smoke and motion detectors or the indoor/outdoor color internet enabled security cameras uploading footage 24/7 either. I got burglarized once about fifteen years ago. Learned my lesson and it ain't never gonna happen again with all the precautions I have taken. Seems like most others are pretty lax and just leave their stuff unprotected and hope for the best. That's all I'm trying to say.
Ah, I see. I stand corrected.
MrMaxwell is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2013, 02:48 AM   #39
Lace
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Lace's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 16,116
Quote:
Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta View Post
Theft resolution device:



Very quiet so as to not disturb the neighbors.

What do you plan on doing with that pea shooter? Mark II wouldn't put someone out of commission long enough to do anything. Get yourself a .380 or 9mm instead.
__________________
Your Paysite Partner
Strength In Numbers!
StickyDollars | RadicalCash | KennysPennies | HomegrownCash
Lace is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks
Thread Tools



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.