CCBILL site owners.. how are sales today and yesterday and the form submission %? - GoFuckYourself.com

biskoppen · 05-08-2013, 08:06 AM

My sales stopped around 48 hours ago and my form submission % today is 0.82% where it's usually 3-5% at least

Roald · 05-08-2013, 08:06 AM

Paging Sally rand!!!

Sly · 05-08-2013, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Paging Sally rand!!!

SaraSwirls?

Roald · 05-08-2013, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

SaraSwirls?

Haha woooops

zishy · 05-08-2013, 10:31 AM

My sales halted in the afternoon and I didn't see anything until after 2am this morning. I thought it was odd too.

NaughtyRob · 05-08-2013, 10:51 AM

Ugh. Thats not good.

Far-L · 05-08-2013, 11:22 AM

Transcript from a 911 Call:

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?

CCbill Webmaster: My ratios, oh my god, my ratios, please, please, please, ohmyfuckinggod, help, you have to help me, my ratios are off! They're off! I don't know what is happening - please HELP ME!

Operator: Settle down sir, please, try and remain calm; we are here to help you but we will need some information first.

CcBill Webmaster: Ok, ok, I will try, I am trying, Oh fuck, please, I can't... I can't help it... I am freaking out please help me please help please!

Operator: You are going to be ok. Surfers are on their way and should be there shortly. You are going to be ok. Are you with me?

CcBill Webmaster: Yes. Ok. Yes, I am still here. Please help me I don't know what has happened - my ratios were fine a week ago but then, omyfucking god, then, I don't know what happened, they just dropped, I don't know what to do, they dropped, they dropped, oh god I think I am going to be sick...

Operator: Please, take a deep breath, sir, you are going to be ok.

CcBill affiliate: Hold on, someone is here, hold on, wait, wait, stay with me... oh, there, they are here... oh thank god... they are here... I just got a sign up

Operator: Ok, good, I will stay on the line until we know you are ok

CcBill Affiliate: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you saved my life, I don't know what just happened.

Operator: Ok, don't worry, you are going to be ok.

PornDiscounts-R · 05-08-2013, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Transcript from a 911 Call:

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?

CCbill Webmaster: My ratios, oh my god, my ratios, please, please, please, ohmyfuckinggod, help, you have to help me, my ratios are off! They're off! I don't know what is happening - please HELP ME!

Operator: Settle down sir, please, try and remain calm; we are here to help you but we will need some information first.

CcBill Webmaster: Ok, ok, I will try, I am trying, Oh fuck, please, I can't... I can't help it... I am freaking out please help me please help please!

Operator: You are going to be ok. Surfers are on their way and should be there shortly. You are going to be ok. Are you with me?

CcBill Webmaster: Yes. Ok. Yes, I am still here. Please help me I don't know what has happened - my ratios were fine a week ago but then, omyfucking god, then, I don't know what happened, they just dropped, I don't know what to do, they dropped, they dropped, oh god I think I am going to be sick...

Operator: Please, take a deep breath, sir, you are going to be ok.

CcBill affiliate: Hold on, someone is here, hold on, wait, wait, stay with me... oh, there, they are here... oh thank god... they are here... I just got a sign up

Operator: Ok, good, I will stay on the line until we know you are ok

CcBill Affiliate: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you saved my life, I don't know what just happened.

Operator: Ok, don't worry, you are going to be ok.

But on a serious note... MIchael ( OP ) does know a thing or two when it comes to this stuff. And for one, i like knowing a program owner that is looking very closely at the numbers and knows what is within the norm for his program.

Bladewire · 05-08-2013, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

My sales stopped around 48 hours ago and my form submission % today is 0.82% where it's usually 3-5% at least

Is this just for the scandalshows.com site you made another post about or is this for all of your sites?

SwirlsGirl · 05-08-2013, 01:19 PM

biskopp there are greener pasteurs for sure....I am talking 4 times as green simply by removal of sales barriers and approval declines...think I am shitting U...I wouldn't

Rebel D · 05-08-2013, 01:21 PM

i haven;t seen any in 2 days either. but not panicking yet

cybermike · 05-08-2013, 02:42 PM

What are these sales you speak of?

2013 · 05-08-2013, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

Transcript from a 911 Call:

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?

CCbill Webmaster: My ratios, oh my god, my ratios, please, please, please, ohmyfuckinggod, help, you have to help me, my ratios are off! They're off! I don't know what is happening - please HELP ME!

Operator: Settle down sir, please, try and remain calm; we are here to help you but we will need some information first.

CcBill Webmaster: Ok, ok, I will try, I am trying, Oh fuck, please, I can't... I can't help it... I am freaking out please help me please help please!

Operator: You are going to be ok. Surfers are on their way and should be there shortly. You are going to be ok. Are you with me?

CcBill Webmaster: Yes. Ok. Yes, I am still here. Please help me I don't know what has happened - my ratios were fine a week ago but then, omyfucking god, then, I don't know what happened, they just dropped, I don't know what to do, they dropped, they dropped, oh god I think I am going to be sick...

Operator: Please, take a deep breath, sir, you are going to be ok.

CcBill affiliate: Hold on, someone is here, hold on, wait, wait, stay with me... oh, there, they are here... oh thank god... they are here... I just got a sign up

Operator: Ok, good, I will stay on the line until we know you are ok

CcBill Affiliate: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you saved my life, I don't know what just happened.

Operator: Ok, don't worry, you are going to be ok.

Funniest thing i've read all month

The Porn Nerd · 05-08-2013, 03:29 PM

Sales with all processers have been whacky the past couple weeks for me; HUGE gaps without sales (8-10 HOURS) which, given the consistency and amount of my traffic is virtually, well, not "impossible" but highly odd.

I've learned not to panic tho and judge things weekly, or even monthly. As long as sales 'average out' then it's all good. BUT I have seen a significant drop in overall averages the past week or so. As always, there can be many factors contributing to this but when I see others "noticing" patterns I do begin to wonder. LOL

Ah well, more work is usually the answer so back to it for me!

wehateporn · 05-08-2013, 03:31 PM

The Internet in Syria is down, I never realized how many sales they were sending, the CIA pay the rebels handsomely!

Bladewire · 05-09-2013, 10:57 AM

Any idea what happened?

biskoppen · 05-09-2013, 11:01 AM

Sales are all back to normal here now.. came back out of the blue, just the way they disappeared..

Far-L · 05-09-2013, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

Sales are all back to normal here now.. came back out of the blue, just the way they disappeared..

Paul Markham in his new position as Grand Vizier of Mysterious Join Trends and Incredible Web Phenomena came down from his position on Mt. Olympus, where he sits at Zeus's right hand and Ron C's left and proclaimed you worthy. The magic join wand was waved, back and forth in a vigorous manner, like a horse shooing flies from its ass with its tail, and your joins were restored to their original natural average conversion rate.

Make sure you keep up with protocols in the future and don't be tardy sacrificing your lamb and doing the Dance of CCbill Love if you don't want this to happen again in the future, mmmkay?

Bladewire · 05-09-2013, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

Sales are all back to normal here now.. came back out of the blue, just the way they disappeared..

Actually does coincide with the Syria net shutdown, or not? Don't know exactly when your sales picked back up.

biskoppen · 05-10-2013, 09:29 AM

Sales are 100% dead again today.. form submission is around 0.50% where normal would be 3.5-4.5%

I have no clue what's going on..

Far-L · 05-10-2013, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Actually does coincide with the Syria net shutdown, or not? Don't know exactly when your sales picked back up.

Yeah, that Syrian traffic is Da-Bomb!

(get it, get it?)

Bladewire · 05-10-2013, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

Sales are dead again today.. ..

Same here

Yesterday was the solar eclipse

Today is the first day of the new moon

Sunday is Mothers Day

Soooooo . . .

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Far-L · 05-10-2013, 11:41 AM

ok, I know I have been pretty sarcastic in this thread, but in the spirit of truly trying to help and not just poke fun, I recommend you look into "Poisson Distributions" as a means of understanding the statistical probabilities of "high" and "low" and even "no" sales days over a specific period.

Bladewire · 05-10-2013, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

ok, I know I have been pretty sarcastic in this thread, but in the spirit of truly trying to help and not just poke fun, I recommend you look into "Poisson Distributions" as a means of understanding the statistical probabilities of "high" and "low" and even "no" sales days over a specific period.

I never knew there was a name for it, or the reasoning behind it, thanks for that! Learned something new today

Far-L · 05-10-2013, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

I never knew there was a name for it, or the reasoning behind it, thanks for that! Learned something new today

Google "Poisson Distribution" and you will find further explanations and calculators that you can use to predict trends statistically.

Glad I could help. A few months from now you too will want to heckle everyone that makes a "What happened to CCbill ratios" thread!

javbucks · 05-12-2013, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Paul Markham in his new position as Grand Vizier of Mysterious Join Trends and Incredible Web Phenomena came down from his position on Mt. Olympus, where he sits at Zeus's right hand and Ron C's left and proclaimed you worthy. The magic join wand was waved, back and forth in a vigorous manner, like a horse shooing flies from its ass with its tail, and your joins were restored to their original natural average conversion rate.

Make sure you keep up with protocols in the future and don't be tardy sacrificing your lamb and doing the Dance of CCbill Love if you don't want this to happen again in the future, mmmkay?

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The Porn Nerd · 05-12-2013, 10:02 AM

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05-08-2013, 08:06 AM	#1
biskoppen Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Very small penis Posts: 5,809	CCBILL site owners.. how are sales today and yesterday and the form submission %? My sales stopped around 48 hours ago and my form submission % today is 0.82% where it's usually 3-5% at least

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05-08-2013, 10:31 AM	#5
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05-08-2013, 11:22 AM	#7
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	CCbill 911 Transcript from a 911 Call: Operator: 911, what is your emergency? CCbill Webmaster: My ratios, oh my god, my ratios, please, please, please, ohmyfuckinggod, help, you have to help me, my ratios are off! They're off! I don't know what is happening - please HELP ME! Operator: Settle down sir, please, try and remain calm; we are here to help you but we will need some information first. CcBill Webmaster: Ok, ok, I will try, I am trying, Oh fuck, please, I can't... I can't help it... I am freaking out please help me please help please! Operator: You are going to be ok. Surfers are on their way and should be there shortly. You are going to be ok. Are you with me? CcBill Webmaster: Yes. Ok. Yes, I am still here. Please help me I don't know what has happened - my ratios were fine a week ago but then, omyfucking god, then, I don't know what happened, they just dropped, I don't know what to do, they dropped, they dropped, oh god I think I am going to be sick... Operator: Please, take a deep breath, sir, you are going to be ok. CcBill affiliate: Hold on, someone is here, hold on, wait, wait, stay with me... oh, there, they are here... oh thank god... they are here... I just got a sign up Operator: Ok, good, I will stay on the line until we know you are ok CcBill Affiliate: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you saved my life, I don't know what just happened. Operator: Ok, don't worry, you are going to be ok. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

05-08-2013, 01:19 PM	#10
SwirlsGirl So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: between east coast and vegas Posts: 2,067	biskopp there are greener pasteurs for sure....I am talking 4 times as green simply by removal of sales barriers and approval declines...think I am shitting U...I wouldn't

05-08-2013, 01:21 PM	#11
Rebel D Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,916	i haven;t seen any in 2 days either. but not panicking yet

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05-08-2013, 03:29 PM	#14
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,501	Sales with all processers have been whacky the past couple weeks for me; HUGE gaps without sales (8-10 HOURS) which, given the consistency and amount of my traffic is virtually, well, not "impossible" but highly odd. I've learned not to panic tho and judge things weekly, or even monthly. As long as sales 'average out' then it's all good. BUT I have seen a significant drop in overall averages the past week or so. As always, there can be many factors contributing to this but when I see others "noticing" patterns I do begin to wonder. LOL Ah well, more work is usually the answer so back to it for me! __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Skype: peabodymedia

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05-09-2013, 10:57 AM	#16
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	Any idea what happened?

05-09-2013, 11:01 AM	#17
biskoppen Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Very small penis Posts: 5,809	Sales are all back to normal here now.. came back out of the blue, just the way they disappeared..

05-10-2013, 09:29 AM	#20
biskoppen Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Very small penis Posts: 5,809	Sales are 100% dead again today.. form submission is around 0.50% where normal would be 3.5-4.5% I have no clue what's going on..

05-10-2013, 11:41 AM	#23
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