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Spunky · 10-31-2015, 11:49 PM

I miss the plains of Africa

RummyBoy · 10-31-2015, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I'd move to Russia......said no one ever.

Well I'm the only one who mentioned China.

Only one person said United States, which is hardly surprising since this is an English speaking bunch.

L-Pink · 11-01-2015, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I'd move to Russia......said no one ever.

MaDalton · 11-01-2015, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TwinCities

Would you be able to expand on living in Brno? How is the cost of living in there? Can you access a lot of what you need on bicycle and what not? Ok place to have a family with a young kid with you?

First of all: it's a very calm and safe place, you see girls walking home alone at 4 am and nothing happens. The only occasional "crime" i personally notice are pub brawls - usually drunk foreigners.

Kids I see everywhere - so I assume it's a good place for that - lol

I live in the center, I don't have or need a car. Bicycle is fine too.

Cost of living... Depends on you. But you can live very cheap here. Beer is about $1.50, eating out for 2 people can be easily done for $20-$25.

Just if you want a really posh life with fine dining, exquisite clubs and other luxury crap this is not the right place.

just a punk · 11-01-2015, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RummyBoy

Only one person said United States, which is hardly surprising since this is an English speaking bunch.

Because there is nothing to do in the USA nowadays. The clown who has mentioned Russia does not realize that a weak ruble makes the life of expats here better. I mean those who earn in Euro or USD. I'm not an expat but now I pay almost 2x less for everything here.

Google is your friend anyways: https://www.google.com/search?q=Amer...pats+in+Russia

CamX · 11-01-2015, 08:54 AM

Panama. Nice country, no taxes

The Porn Nerd · 11-01-2015, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

First of all: it's a very calm and safe place, you see girls walking home alone at 4 am and nothing happens. The only occasional "crime" i personally notice are pub brawls - usually drunk foreigners.

Kids I see everywhere - so I assume it's a good place for that - lol

I live in the center, I don't have or need a car. Bicycle is fine too.

Cost of living... Depends on you. But you can live very cheap here. Beer is about $1.50, eating out for 2 people can be easily done for $20-$25.

Just if you want a really posh life with fine dining, exquisite clubs and other luxury crap this is not the right place.

Any sex clubs in Brno?
I like the sex clubs in Europe.

ilnjscb · 11-01-2015, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Obenberger

Austria, half way between Vienna and the Saltzkammergut, to be in easy driving range of each. Sometimes I think that if I'm good in this world, G*d will send me to Vienna. All for very subjective reasons - I like the culture, the people, and the landscape, from the Alps to the Danube valley, the architecture of Austria in general, but Vienna especially is such a magnificent fusion of so many cultures and histories and tastes - there is always something wonderful and surprising around every corner - magnificent, but also very human and fun. I was once stuck in Budapest for a conference and was having a hard time with the language and way things run there - and decided to escape on a swift train to Vienna, and when I arrived, it felt like a liberation, like the sun finally was rising after being in a very dark place for a few days. I mean no insult or harm to Budapest, but the sun just shines brighter for me on the other side of the frontier.

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With all due respect to the strippers in BRZ, these women all seem to have thunderthighs and are somewhat keel-heavy, as in bushel-basket butts. And enough cellulite to set up a
mining and export business. Surprising because the Brazilian Porn I've seen over the years usually shows slender, petite, and often lanky women. Not the best examples of Brazilian Beauty!

Joe Obenberger, a man of contrasts: writes descriptions of Vienna that rival in poetic quality and evocativeness the famous song Wien, Wien, Nur Du Allein (my translation)

Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, I lurrrrrvs you
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein !
I bes dreamin urrrrv you
Dort, wo die alten Häuser stehn,
Them cribs is OLD
Dort, wo die lieblichen Mäedchen gehn !
Them bitches is GOLD!
Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, you always aight!
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein!
I bes thinkin bout you at night!
Dort, wo ich glüklich und selig bin,
Im happayyy when im inna
Ist Wien, ist Wien, mein Wien !
jiggidy jiggidy jiggidy Vienna!

.....Then apparently has no idea that ass worship, big legs and big bunda, practically originated in Brasil. Brasil is a futbao playing ass worshiping nation. Having a giant ass is like having a flawless diamond for a brasilian girl.

DamnSexy · 11-01-2015, 09:26 AM

anywhere except USA - Arabic nations - Eastern Asia

Tango · 11-01-2015, 09:54 AM

Costa Rica - lived there for a number of years - highly recommend it. (for relaxing reasons)

Your question all depends on your tax situation, how much you want to stay under the radar etc.. Are you looking for a new passport at some stage or just a temporary escape.

Also depends if your single, kids, attached etc..

Vendot · 11-01-2015, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CamX

Panama. Nice country, no taxes

But quite close to Colombia. No taxes but is the living expensive?

The Porn Nerd · 11-01-2015, 10:52 AM

While it's what all us mini-ballers really want - to live like Kings in cheap foreign countries where the girls and drugs are plentiful - for safety reasons I tend to avoid any place where I'm the richest motherfucker in sight.

Tango · 11-01-2015, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendot

But quite close to Colombia. No taxes but is the living expensive?

Living not that expensive - just a bitch to open bank accounts if your an American. Of course all depends on your level of banking or if you even need this service.

MaDalton · 11-01-2015, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Any sex clubs in Brno?
I like the sex clubs in Europe.

There are some, never saw any from the inside though. Just been to a table dance place like 4 times in 9 years. Don't care about things like that.

Joe Obenberger · 11-01-2015, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Joe Obenberger, a man of contrasts: writes descriptions of Vienna that rival in poetic quality and evocativeness the famous song Wien, Wien, Nur Du Allein (my translation)

Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, I lurrrrrvs you
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein !
I bes dreamin urrrrv you
Dort, wo die alten Häuser stehn,
Them cribs is OLD
Dort, wo die lieblichen Mäedchen gehn !
Them bitches is GOLD!
Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, you always aight!
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein!
I bes thinkin bout you at night!
Dort, wo ich glüklich und selig bin,
Im happayyy when im inna
Ist Wien, ist Wien, mein Wien !
jiggidy jiggidy jiggidy Vienna!

.....Then apparently has no idea that ass worship, big legs and big bunda, practically originated in Brasil. Brasil is a futbao playing ass worshiping nation. Having a giant ass is like having a flawless diamond for a brasilian girl.

It goes without saying that you've taken indecent liberties with that song in your translation! :-)

The Porn Nerd · 11-01-2015, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

There are some, never saw any from the inside though. Just been to a table dance place like 4 times in 9 years. Don't care about things like that.

Of course not. Every day is probably like a sex club to you! LOL

crockett · 11-01-2015, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RummyBoy

Well I'm the only one who mentioned China.

Only one person said United States, which is hardly surprising since this is an English speaking bunch.

It depends why you would move there.. if it's because of business opportunities then it's not a bad choice. However if it's to see the yellow rivers and smog.. not so good choice.

Paul Markham · 11-01-2015, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Any sex clubs in Brno?
I like the sex clubs in Europe.

Too many to count. Couple of good ones, lots of not so good.

I've already decided which country I would move to. Little village outside Brno, in a shed, stuck in a cabbage field.

AdultKing · 11-01-2015, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

It depends why you would move there.. if it's because of business opportunities then it's not a bad choice. However if it's to see the yellow rivers and smog.. not so good choice.

No shortage of yellow rivers and smog in the USA.

I remember staying once at the Westin Bonaventure in LA. Had a nice suite with a panoramic view of the Hollywood Hills and the Hollywood Sign. Except after about 10am it was completely hazed out and not visible.

Every big city in the world has smog, it's a fact of life in any fossil fuel burning transport environment.

Every country in the world has pollution problems, some worse than others.

China is getting better, pumping huge amounts of money into renewables - it will take time.

As for China as a destination for expats, Shanghai is a cosmopolitan bustling city with enormous opportunity.

J. Falcon · 11-01-2015, 04:00 PM

You guys talking about moving to Uruguay have no idea what you're getting in to. Contact me on skype to learn the truth about what it's like to live hrre.

Rochard · 11-01-2015, 04:10 PM

Someplace where it's sunny and I can live close to the water. Belize and Costa Rica come to mind.

NatalieK · 11-01-2015, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest

Thinking about making a move in the next year or 2. Belize, Costa Rica Colombia, PI, or maybe even Hungary

where would you go and why

After living as an expat in Spain for the past year and a half, I love living here, I don't ever want to go back to the UK

The fantastic climate, the fantastic food, drink, people, places, sea, sun, more food & drink, & at fantastic prices

RummyBoy · 11-01-2015, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

However if it's to see the yellow rivers and smog.. not so good choice.

Well, have you been to China? How long did you stay? It's good for business reasons but also for thousands of other reasons. What's not good about it?

It's true that China is very polluted but smog, even in Beijing, it doesn't happen that often and since China's economy is off its peak, things are getting a bit better lately.

However, China is huge (almost as big as the United States in land area) and there are plenty of cities where pollution is minimal. Islands like Hainan, Lantau, Macau are beautiful. Parts of Shandong are nice. Hangzhou is known as the garden city, very clean and green and there are many more.

davidclickpapa · 11-02-2015, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Forest

Thinking about making a move in the next year or 2. Belize, Costa Rica Colombia, PI, or maybe even Hungary

where would you go and why

i'm in Hungary, born and raised.
I'd recommend a 2-months stay here Tops. Any more would pull you down morally.

Paul&John · 11-02-2015, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

You guys talking about moving to Uruguay have no idea what you're getting in to. Contact me on skype to learn the truth about what it's like to live hrre.

Could you tell a more about this here?

nico-t · 11-02-2015, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Hopefully somewhere with extremely poor sanitation...

SomeCreep · 11-02-2015, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Forest

Thinking about making a move in the next year or 2. Belize, Costa Rica Colombia, PI, or maybe even Hungary

where would you go and why

I hear Syria is a peaceful and beautiful country.

pornguy · 11-02-2015, 05:40 AM

Before you move anywhere go spend 90 days and see if you can take it.

Shelby - DYGroup · 11-02-2015, 05:48 AM

I have family that made the jump to San Pedro, Belize. They love it! It's quite remote as there are no cars on the island. But there is a big expat community if you are lookin to live on the beach this would be the place!

J. Falcon · 11-02-2015, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

Could you tell a more about this here?

Sure, add me to skype and contact me.

slapass · 11-02-2015, 07:20 AM

I have a place in Brazil. Right now it is super cheap to live there. The girls are amazing. The people are super friendly. Downside is crime is high. I do not think I would raise my kids there.

The Porn Nerd · 11-02-2015, 07:32 AM

Isn't Barcelona the new "It" place?

crockett · 11-02-2015, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

No shortage of yellow rivers and smog in the USA.

I remember staying once at the Westin Bonaventure in LA. Had a nice suite with a panoramic view of the Hollywood Hills and the Hollywood Sign. Except after about 10am it was completely hazed out and not visible.

Every big city in the world has smog, it's a fact of life in any fossil fuel burning transport environment.

Every country in the world has pollution problems, some worse than others.

China is getting better, pumping huge amounts of money into renewables - it will take time.

As for China as a destination for expats, Shanghai is a cosmopolitan bustling city with enormous opportunity.

Lets be realistic.. Yes there is pollution in the U.S. As there is in every other country in the world.. However China's pollution is 100s if not thousands of times worse.. It's not even comparable..

EddyTheDog · 11-02-2015, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Isn't Barcelona the new "It" place?

Crazy expensive...

Manfap · 11-02-2015, 08:35 AM

Portugal is still cheap.

just a punk · 11-02-2015, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Crazy expensive...

Are you serious? London is expensive. Barcelona is cheap, nice and very friendly (no Muslim patrols and no street gangs in Adidas sports suits). Cheap food, cheap hotels, cheap houses and apartments, cheap taxi etc. And very nice people live there.

I thought to buy I house near Barcelona on the sea shore (Castelldefels or something like that). The prices there are very affordable but unfortunately I can't leave my parents here even for a few weeks. They are very old to live alone

CHMOD · 11-02-2015, 08:57 AM

Funny that question : Ive been looking around for the last 3 years.

Quebec? Never again: Socialistic, poor, corrupt. Dumb and ugly women.
Germany? Never again: The Germans are great but their government is income tax crazy.
Denmark? Great people, too expensive.
South of Spain? Never again: bunch of unrespectful and uneducated locals and tourists.

I'll try north of Spain... thinking about Thailand.

EddyTheDog · 11-02-2015, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Are you serious? London is expensive. Barcelona is cheap, nice and very friendly (no Muslim patrols and no street gangs in Adidas sports suits). Cheap food, cheap hotels, cheap houses and apartments, cheap taxi etc. And very nice people live there.

I thought to buy I house near Barcelona on the sea shore (Castelldefels or something like that). The prices there are very affordable but unfortunately I can't leave my parents here even for a few weeks. They are very old to live alone

That must have been a while ago - The last 10/15 years have seen Barcelona become one of the hottest places in Europe...

just a punk · 11-02-2015, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

That must have been a while ago - The last 10/15 years have seen Barcelona become one of the hottest places in Europe...

Sorry but I didn't get it. What do you mean by "hottest"? The prices or weather?

MachuPicchu · 11-02-2015, 09:16 AM

Same for me, New Zealand!
The property extremely expensive, though nature around you worth it!

geedub · 11-02-2015, 09:21 AM

Did five years in Costa Rica, it was fun.

Vendot · 11-02-2015, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Are you serious? London is expensive. Barcelona is cheap, nice and very friendly (no Muslim patrols and no street gangs in Adidas sports suits).

London is awesome in many, many ways that some how makes it unique. A friend of mine from abroad recently said every tube station in central like a new city in the sense that there's so much to do and see which is absolutely true. Tourists rarely go to the right places or know what to do there.

The south of UK doesn't have a massive muslim population compared to the north of UK and muslim problems rare. However, the bigger downside is what you point out about the growing "Chav Culture" which you can see in East and South London and especially in places like Walthamstow, Mile end and places like that. Crime is a big problem in London.

My whole experience of the UK got tainted by a bad experience a few years ago but objectively speaking, great place and London has a lot to be said for it.

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The prices there are very affordable but unfortunately I can't leave my parents here even for a few weeks. They are very old to live alone

It's great that you care so much about your parents and make them the priority.

MiamiBoyz · 11-02-2015, 12:46 PM

Whatever anyone decides I recommend that you live for at least 90 days in a place before you commit to long term.

Being an expat is not for everyone.

AdultKing · 11-02-2015, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Lets be realistic.. Yes there is pollution in the U.S. As there is in every other country in the world.. However China's pollution is 100s if not thousands of times worse.. It's not even comparable..

Sorry, when were you last in China ? How much of China have you seen ?

AntonMG · 11-02-2015, 03:22 PM

I'm french and moved to Canada 5 years ago with the wife and kids...
I really like it here and don't plan to move right now.
However, having done it once, I know it's not a bid deal and could do it again without stressing too much.

Having said that, I feel no attraction towards the US, the rest of the planet... well it depends on the opportunity.

izombie · 11-02-2015, 09:04 PM

I'm waiting for Cuba to open up and be more friendly to westerners looking to retire there, I'll have me a place on the beach near Santiago and smoke cigars and bang hot girls for the rest of my days.

LAJ · 11-02-2015, 09:45 PM

Canada, Australia, Germany, France, Italy, Czech... but not in that order.

Forest · 11-03-2015, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by izombie

I'm waiting for Cuba to open up and be more friendly to westerners looking to retire there, I'll have me a place on the beach near Santiago and smoke cigars and bang hot girls for the rest of my days.

It will take Cuba a long time to catch up to where I would want to live there

LetterTwenty7 · 11-03-2015, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Forest

Interesting 21 Reasons Why You Need To Move To Uruguay In 2014

I have a thing for Hungarian women so thats one attraction there. Plus is close enough to great skiing in the winter which is another.

This! Hungarian women are gorgeous and love to have fun. ;)

Forest · 11-03-2015, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7

This! Hungarian women are gorgeous and love to have fun. ;)

Thats why Hungary is on the list!

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