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Fuck iMac; I don't ever want another piece of shit like this
It's a total piece of shit computer.
If you want to know what a mac is then just install Ubuntu on your PC. It's the exact same piece of shit. You will not be able to tell the difference except the icon tray is vertical instead of horizontal. A $1200 computer that doesn't even have a microphone jack. The mac excuse; "high end audio doesn't come in that way". The entire experience is a "store"; you are asked to put in your credit card as soon as you start this piece of shit up. I didn't do that; fuck the "app store". Dear Apple, eat shit and die. Oh wait; your main asshole already died. Fuck it; dig him up and make him die again!!! ![]()
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One of the many example of how they insist on making their users' lives harder. They limit everything, they remove everything, they make you use only certain apps etc etc.
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Split the partition and put Windows on the other half, then.
But yeah, unless you need something for checking email and surfing the web that also makes your living room look nice and that's all, you don't need a Mac..
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I thought Macs were faster than PC's , don't get viruses and the go-to for killer editing programs & Photoshop?
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If you are going to compare Ubuntu with Mac OS X (which is not iMac PC), when course Ubuntu will be more useful, because it's an open-source Linux system. Quote:
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We ordered one through the website for the wife. We got up and running. Nice box, nice product. However, when it came to actually using it, it's ass backwards to me. I was just trying to think of how to do the most basic tasks and how to replicate them on Mac.
Bottom line, I didn't want to relearn how to use it and just returned it. It might be good for someone, but for me it caused more issues than solved. Wife agreed and was smart about returning it. |
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I have to keep clicking reload until a new ad will load and the webpage will work. Flash is dead because this piece of shit killed it. Flash ran just fine on Android when Android was first put on a phone. Somebody at Apple must be fucking somebody at google for google to dump flash. ![]()
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About viruses, just don't watch porn on your PC and you're good. ![]() I can hack a Mac, though. I did stupid shit when I worked there like remotely hacking into a worker's Mac, turning the volume all the way up, then make Apple Talk say something ridiculous and freak them out... ![]()
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The exact reasons I can't stand a Mac! I'm PC all the way... ![]()
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Redhat/Debian/Bsd with Kernel.org, otherwise darwin or the shit microsoft stole from Xerox that spies on you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIjqKzhmNic I said imac sucks. How does telling me that Ubuntu is better change that?? It's still the same shit and fucks up like a mofo on wireless connection(Ubuntu does).
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Girls use Linux too
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Ubuntu is a operating system. iMac is a PC. CocaCola is a drink. Bottle is a rigid container with a neck that is narrower than the body and a mouth. You just can't compare them. Need a better explanation? ![]()
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audio - MacBook Pro (mid-2012) Microphone Input - Ask Different But truthfully Apple is correct and you would want to use an external setup for the sake of quality. On the PCs we use here we always disable the onboard sound chip in BIOS and use an external DAC or encoder for audio. |
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Hehe I never could get into linux, windows was always (sofar) sufficient for my needs. Of course I did some stuff under linux at the uni..
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Sorry; but that's just dumb shit. People are using cellphones to record their shit. Ain't nobody I know thinking about high end audio connections. ![]()
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My wife likes Harveys hamburgers. I like A&W. It's all personal preference.
Ubuntu and OSX are not the same thing at all. Strange comparison. I use all three operating systems and when it comes to productivity, I can move around a Mac much faster. |
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Give me a break please. What the fuck Windows PC is? Where can I buy this nonsense?
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I hooked Presonus mic up to this mac and it fucked up hard. I got ridiculous latency and weird "double tracking" with second track delayed by 2-3 seconds. Total garbage.
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with drawing pens and not just a mouse with no added software. ![]()
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Does it make some sense to you now? ![]() P.S. I have a self-assembled PC with 3 operating systems installed on it: Windows, Linux and Mac OS X. So is my computer a PC, a Mac, a Ubuntu or a Windows one???
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I never understood the attraction to MAC. Neat products, sure look pretty, but... Everything else seems limited.
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That's your problem, and a neat trick of trying to put your fowl shit in someone else's mouth. You said that motherfucker; not me. I've seen this stupid trick a million times; where you make a statement and pretend it was my statement , just hoping that people are stupid enough to attribute your dribble to me. I might have forgotten to tell you that you're a fucking piece of shit just like the imac; but that would be the extent of what I forgot. ![]()
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Check this out, I ripped off and stole some song lyrics, then I messed them all up with other words, and even these mutilated lyrics still now make more sense than using Apple Products:
Motherfuck Jobs Motherfuck Mac Motherfuck I PHONE Yo and here come the winDOZE I'm the W-I-N-D-O-Z-E and this is the season To let the Real Motherfuckin PCs run Apple for a kid, see an edge, but can't open up the wrapper So tell me where the fuck you find a better grapher Talking 'bout apps you can't run is what ya do You 60 pounds without your dock and you ugly too Damn PC they try to fade you with mac play But dos only meant windoze pay day All of a sudden macintosh and jobs think they a G But on his own platform he was a nazi So epitaph please, epitaph please Don't step to these motherfuckin' real PCs |
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Honestly I was trying to help, trying to find a solution to your problem - whats with all the anger?
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Holy shit; His $1200 mac came with a CD player, or any player????? Where did he get that one? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Well that privilege didn't work on your quote button. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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And?... What's your point?
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That you attempted to imply that I was as stupid as your post.
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My experience has been completely different. I own several macs now (and a PC), and I can say that my experience with Apple has never been short of perfect.
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----- Anyway, before anyone screams "Apple Fanboy", I also have a PC (Alienware Area 51 with Windows 10). It works well and is fast enough, but I find that I am much more productive on my Macs.
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interest to someone like me. I don't call motherfuckers for help; I am the fucking help. I don't buy apps; I fucking write them. Take that "Fanboy". ![]() Disclaimer : I like your points but I don't need them and I can't change from being an angry asshole in a thread meant for that purpose just because you are nice.
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You really should make an appointment with your psychiatrist. You have serious anger management issues!
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i'm on mac since 2009 and was the best thing i do
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Can you write some apps, for me?
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Stepping down to your level it really is. No problem, bro. Move on.
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